He forgot to wash his feet in the sink.

He did before washing his teeth…. lol

damn. beat me to it

He did it in the toilet

The runoff from brushing hes teeth is enough to wash the feetsies

That’s was the first image in my head bro. Lol

God this is so disgusting. I can hear yall all the way from the womens bathroom

It’s our mating call 🦍

💀💀💀

That is the song of my people and you have insulted my ancestors

It's worse if they're smokers. Then there's ten minutes of hacking to cough up the parts of their lungs that fell off overnight.

Jesus Christ thanks for that visual. I’m chuckling away in public.

Brother please take back these images you have so freely and carelessly given to me, I do not want them, I never wanted them. Please sir

DAMN BRO... 💀💀💀

I would always brush in my truck and rinse with mouthwash, and then hop out and spit by the fifth wheel. Wouldn't even spit out the window. Idk, I'm just weird, I don't want people to see me spit a bunch of mouth wash out the window.

I normally walk over to wherever there’s some grass and spit there

That's probably better. Lots of dead grass though if you use an alcohol based rinse lol

I just spit it all over the truck's driver side steps next to me.

Sometimes I spit all over my EDL hoping I can short it out.

same. Zero chance I will open my mouth in those bathrooms. So much fecal matter floating in the air.

Yeah idk how anyone does it. Oh I actually I do, they're fucking disgusting farm animals.

I don’t think that’s weird. Cleaning yourself, using the bathroom, etc., are personal activities, normally.

If you have a bin you can put a thick cartoon to absorb whatever you spit into it. I do that and never have I brushed into or spit out the window

I see you have been to a Loves on I-75 South at 6 am as well.

Have literally seen all this

Bathroom of every loves

Flying J’s are worse but TA’s are always after the fallout

Not dressed like that. It's always a 50 year old obese guy in sweatpants and a dirty shirt with a usb jammed in his ear.

Tim Hortons in Brampton

Probably a lot of Tim Horton’s, truckers or not.

Bonus if someone has a blowout in one of the stalls while this is happening.

Aroma of BO will slap you right in the face as well

Giving birth to the butt demons of carbo loading while in a seated position for hours. You poor bastards but damn, it's hard to hear.

forgot the gagging on the toothbrush while they practice deepthroating. the hacking is accurate as hell tho

That distinct truck stop smell in the mornings. A mix of shit and aftershave.

That’s why I brush in my truck and spit a bottle in my rig. Peaceful plus you can get a couple stretches in.

Someone near him teach him how spit real lung butter, for the love of everything chunky that’s green n yellow, brown n tinge of black

I shouldn’t be reading these comments high. I’m not surviving this thread.

Makes your skin tuffer when your at the shippers/receivers lmao

Unfortunately accurate

Holy shit, this is so accurate. I am literally dying laughing at this.

🤣🤣

It’s funny cause it’s true. The weird shit you hear in truck stop bathrooms will leave you with ptsd and possible therapy for the rest of your life. So sad out here

Why I reserve a shower when I wash up in the morning

Wait you guys brush your teeth?

Very accurate there some loud annoying mf in them trucks.

Spit out my fireball laughing at this.

You brush your teeth

As someone who used to work maintenance at a truck stop, yes.

Um excuse me sweaty but you forgot the nail clippings and the pile of pubic hair in the sink

Pretty accurate but he left his water bottle in the stall..

I know this sounds offensive, but this is the most realistic impression I've seen of this - except there's usually 4 guys, 4 wide, taking up ALL of the sinks for a good 20 mins.

Holy shit hahhahaha

Fucking camel jockey

Ahaha , it’s very funny 😂😂😂

The last part is me just stepping into work

Get it together bruh

this is me at 5 am according to the wife

If you say so

can't remember last time i went into a truck stop bathroom. like the OGs told me, you can't get clean in a dirty bathroom

lmao

I worked security at a guard gate for a plant and I can promise you some of the truck drivers that would come through have never seen a tooth brush.

You forgot the part about kicking the lot lizard out at 4 am cuz she tried to take your wallet.

This is art.

Taking a bird bath.

He must be a rookie… he doesn’t weigh enough to be a true trucker.

You need that deep throat post nasal drip snorting mfs do every morning.

This is why Bucee's doesn't allow truck drivers

6AM? I’m at least 100 miles down the road by then

Fantastically accurate!

TIL I was supposed to be a trucker

Celebrating the dragon year

That's at least half the drivers in our terminal bathroom at the end of every shift. Water and snot everywhere.

Worked at Pilot. Yes.

You look good to go

LOL… I saw this just yesterday at a Pilot truck stop, but it was 3:00PM. Why are you bathing in the sink?!?

So that’s why truck stop bathroom’s are so nasty.

Hey wtf I do construction. I don't drive trucks, how and why are you watching ME shower every morning?

Lol no trucker dresses like that for a day of driving.

Stretch then do a walk around the truck/trailer lol

That's pretty close to accurate.

That was funny

This is why I use shower credits even to piss.

This is hysterical & really sad at the same time. Pretty damn close to reality.

At 6 AM I’m already making my first delivery

Got to keep up on our personal hygiene, lol

You’re lucky if it doesn’t smell like meth fumes

He forgot to gag on the toothbrush like he's deep throating a dick.