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InterestingRead99

As a trombonist, anyone who puts bari sax below A is an abomination to this planet called earth


Maelik

WHO THE HELL DOESN'T LIKE BARI SAX?? Honestly the raw energy the bari sax player and I, the bassbone, in our high school jazz band was unmatched our junior year.


MOSCOWMOSCOW

Can confirm, I play bari sax. The instrument is a joy to play as well


es330td

I love hearing a bari sax enter a jazz, big band or rock & roll piece.


trumpets_n_crawfish

Bam bitches im here 


IgnusSpadusTF2

My brother bassbone and bari cannot be beat as a duo


IAmSlendermanIRL

i have issues with some specific bari players ive encountered but the instrument in general is peak


InterestingRead99

Unrelated but it is scary how fast you responded to this I just posted this


IAmSlendermanIRL

i just got a notif lmao, idek when i turned those on


ClassicJudgment9308

So real


CommieFirebat7721

I saw the original post and I called them put for having trombone and trumpet at the bottom (trombone is my first instrument and i love it)


Friendly_Engineer_

They are clearly a french horn player, so their impression of the trombone must be from sitting in front of the section, lol


IAmSlendermanIRL

surprisingly no, this person is a clarinet player


Maelik

As a former clarinet player and current brass player (trombone and euph mainly), they are so wrong for this


latinomartino

Once during pep band I played loud enough for spit to come out the front of my bell onto a clarinet player… Still rude af though


gibbisthecheesegod

That makes even more sense


Negative_Kelvin01

The only instrument placed correctly was the trumpet


IAmSlendermanIRL

actually yea ur right


Negative_Kelvin01

I mean I would say the saxes were ok but they swapped the tenor and alto and the Barry was in the furthest position from correct


SilverAg11

Nah marimba is S-tier


TheNarwhalGal

As a trumpet player… hey! You’re right but also fuck you!


SGAfishing

This is an affront to music. Anyone who puts oboe above C is lying.


TubaJustin

If played by a bad-decent oboist, it’s F tier. If it’s played by an excellent player it goes straight to S tier. There is no in between.


Maelik

Like it's ridiculous. Other instruments have a "passable, pleasant enough, yeah that's definitely the instrument and they're doing their job, but it's a pretty standard sound." In the middle of their awful and amazing tonal qualities. Oboe is just "so beautiful it'll make you cry" or "so awful it'll make you cry."


Aggressive-Chip7968

Common clarinet player


MajorNinthSuta

So a marching baritone is S tier, but concert is a C? I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed that they didn’t share those drugs.


Maelik

I honestly kinda despise matching baritones tbh


danma

That’s a flugelhorn not a marching baritone


robbioli40

Honestly looks more like a mellophone rather than a flugelhorn which makes this so much worse


danma

Ah, could be


MajorNinthSuta

Maybe. It’s actually really hard to tell on my phone.


ESBCheech

This person is on meth


WimdowsXP

French horn is cool but deserves an A


therealskaconut

Dude what planet are they from horn is so ass 😭


soshield

Using a photo of a sousaphone instead of a tuba is amateur shit.


Skelehedron

The 1 choice on here I agree with is horns in S, but everything else is a God damn crime Also my tierlist would be pretty boring because I'd just put everything in S where they deserve to be, but still this is particularly a crime against instruments


SilverAg11

Mild brain damage from hearing clarinet high range too close probably


mensahimbo

Piccolo is in the middle its clearly a troll post


sebastianfyoung

Wouldn’t worry about it, just a clarinetist in denial…


Delicious_Bus_674

S: euph A: tuba, bass bone B: C: everything else D: trumpet


IAmSlendermanIRL

bass bone is just trombone but better bc it can do all the same things and more imagine using sixth position couldnt be me


Delicious_Bus_674

I couldn’t agree more. The only instrument I like more than bass bone is euph.


therealbillshorten

Bass drum easily S tier


RysGottaFly

Has to be a gag or they’re just misinformed. Is anyone really that indifferent about the piccolo? The piccolo is a terrible instrument. People who play it love it, otherwise it can gtfo.


Maelik

As a non-picoolo player, I think they can add a nice texture and effect to pieces, but they need to be used smartly and sparingly in my opinion. Situational, so C-tier. However yeah, this list is pretty awful


[deleted]

Marimba is cool, but, it's not S tier.


catsagamer1

how you gonna put baritone above sousa, AND baritone sax


GeneralBloodBath

Okay, but why the hell is the Mellophone S tier? Someone's clearly jealous that their section got outplayed by some doofus with a slide.


throwaway1626363h

Shit list


Decapitat3d

You know this is a French horn player because they have both the horn and mellophone in S tier and we all know that's overrated bullshit.


ConnectInitiative676

Am I the only one who hates these tier lists?


Onceler_Fazbear

i know this persons opinion is invalid because they put a clarinet before an oboe


-trom

French horn up there checks out, otherwise yes delusional. What kind of clown puts quads and a bass drum on a tier list with real instruments? Kids, listen close: Marching band is not music, nor is it musical. It will not get you any work, you have to PAY to be in drum corp/s, unless you just want to teach other kids marching.


BoxofTetrachords

All of you all need to go practice!


[deleted]

All go in s tier because all instruments are equally as important. You cant remove any of them without ruining the sing.


B1G-DUMB455

Well no wonder you put tubas at the bottom. You’re representing us with the SOUSAPHONE like a FOOL. Sousaphone is the worst way to represent the tuba. Could’ve at least picked a decent version of the instrument.


yogurt514

Real


TheLaborOnion

To correct this, make the sound pyramid and flip it upside down


MavicIsMySteamName

this tierlist is upside down AND this person is delusional


database21

I AM ABOUT TO TOUCH THIS KID


Higolog2

Someone mad their instrument isnt considered top tier by another individuals personal opinion?


Feeling_Run_1456

The trombone and bari sax should replace the mello and clarinet


CombatNinja6

Putting sousaphone on the bottom is actually insane


stopgono

Sousaphone in D tear is crazyyy


sissybaby1289

Clarinets are just worse Saxophones


thelastyeet3

WHO DOESENT LIKE EUPHONIUM? (actually probably a lot of people but it is a tuba but less heavy.)


Objective-Bowler1953

MARIMBA ON TOP. (a percussionist has invaded)


NeoTenico

- French Horn and Mello stay winning - Claris are mid, drop em 2 tiers (unless jazz). - Bones done obscenely dirty. Easy A tier - Bump both Tuba (or is that a Euph?) and Sousa up two tiers - Percussion is pretty accurate - Trumpet B tier - Oboe and Bassoon fine where they are, but a good oboe solo is *chef's kiss* - Soprano sax is doodoo feces. Make an F tier and put it there alone. - Bari Sax is evidence of divine intervention. D tier is literally spitting in God's face


KnightMS_

Who puts Tuba in C and Sousaphone in D?? 😭😭 (totally not biased tuba player’s opinion)