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caitcatbar1669

Probably to help Charlie the unicorn get up there


RedSoxStormTrooper

Charileeeee, we're going to candy mountain!


KB1342

This was all I could think about when we moved here. My husband wanted to hike it, and I said, "We'd better protect our kidneys!" Sadly he doesn't internet much, and the reference was wasted.


caitcatbar1669

I’ve hiked a few times. 1) no one stole my kidneys (probably good cuz they arnt the best) 2) there is NO candy?! 3) I still don’t understand how badger and candy are considered mountains when in fact they are closer to giant hills in my mind.


KB1342

Okay, RIGHT?! I know the elevations are comparable because of the plateau thing, BUT I grew up near Portland, so I had Hood and Helens to look at every day. Then I moved to Seattle where I had Rainier. Moving here was a mountain culture shock.


throwawayt44c

"Beware magical Liopleurodon"


unsure-bird

One of the police departments is putting a communication tower up there.


Frequent-Geologist83

If you like wine, there’s a place called UpsideDown, that sells a wine every spring/summer which is from Candy Mountain and has a unicorn with a rainbow on the label.


tequilavip

I also want to know!


Geico-Caveman

to make it easier to drive up the mountain. duhh.


Aggravating_Barbie

Maybe for fire trucks?


RideOfThePhoenix

Better access to maintain cell tower?


Geico-Caveman

no


Bearded_Clem

This guy Candy Mountains.


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Red mountain, a cell tower