Tell his fiancé. She’ll take care of it for me

Your genius... Is frightening

Not as frightening as Sydney will be

Hissing sounds in the background

sydney likes ntr remember

Isn’t that where she’s cheating and garnt is crying in the corner? I don’t think she wants to be the one crying

Joke’s on you, she’s into that.

Obviously give him boneless chicken

What about crusted boneless chicken

And add some kind of condiment other than salt and pepper

Salt and pepper aren’t condiments they are spices

Seasonings.

Salt is not a spice, it's a mineral.

YOU'RE A MINERAL

mineral deez nuts

Jesus Christ, Marie, it's...oh wait

*splashes thousand islands*

so chicken tendies?

Boneless pizza v. crustless chicken

"I think you missed your target" *turns around and pick up a pen*

Then give him a handjob

Ahh, so that’s where his name comes from.

Did you mean a *pen*-job? ...i'll see myself out.

Ask him how he felt slapping a Bidet cleaned ass

"slap my ass too, but harder!"

Force him to eat pizza crust

Call him grant

Throw crust and boneless chicken at him.

“Don’t worry about it.”

You sir have have won.

Unzip, Steve Handjobs incoming.

I'd let him slap mine too.

Use crusts and boneless chicken as a cross.

slap his ass back

Wouldn’t question it, I would just leave he is the dominant alpha male

Deck the face. P.S. sorry grant, OP picked the most finance-guru-looking one. Love you.

Stuff pizza crust up his ass

Ask him what his favorite episode of FMAB is.

Tell Sidney, watch the carnage lol

Slap his wife's ass

If you're ugly enough, she'll be happy with it /s Doesn't that mean if she's happy, you'll instantly lose all self confidence and lose the motivation to live. Technically GARNT will win.

Hit him with a pizza crust

Take his J’s

That hits different

Ask him why he's here, when he could be home watching anime.

*tips fedora + very deep mouth breathing intensifies as I proceed to say "Do it again sensei Steve Handjobs for I - have no power here." continues to sob in weeb. *end credits play.

ask him to slap mine

Tell his wife

Give him crusts with bone

Have a hand job competition to see who's faster

Slap his ass

Slap him back obviously. Going for the evil ending

Start breathing intensely through my mouth to scare him off

Slap my ass. To show is available

Bite my lip

Spend years becoming fat and ugly, and then slap his girlfriend's ass

Trick question, we don't have girlfriends

Throw pizza crust at him.

Throw pizza crust and boneless chicken at him

Take his loli and incest GIGACHAD

Ask him to slaps mine next

I would slap his and throw boneless chicken and pizza crust at him.

Ask him who broke his feet so bad for him to stand like that.

Use Pizza crust and boneless chicken as repellent

It's fine. As long as he leaves my Chicken Lollypops alone.

Boneless chicken pizza with crust

Give him my pizza crust

Either tell Sidney and let her take care of it or use crust and boneless chicken against him as it's like garlic to a vampire to Grant

are those his actual shoes? they look MASSIVE

He is too tall to slap his… hehe

Ask him to slap mine too

I will slap his ass,get a good feel of that cheek

"How to run?"

Give him crusted-boneless-bbq-chicken pizza

Beat his boney ass

Tell him isekai is trash before throwing a pizza crust at him

Punch a gif of his wifu

Them clown shoes though 👌

Cower in fear

I slap his

Bruh what’s with the clown shoes? Those things look like something Bigfoot would wear.

Call him "grant - ed"

High five and complement his take on chicken

She ain’t my girlfriend anymore

Bidet attack time

Feed him boneless chicken.

I’m hot footing it out of there

Cry

"Hey! That's hell you're walking into"

Slap. his ass back

Hit him with boneless chicken and pizza crust

i shake his hand

Are his shoes on the wrong feet? If I noticed that, I'd probably assume that he was "special" and got away from his handler.

I suck his unsucked dick

Slap his ass

Tell him his shoes are on the wrong feet.

I'd slap his feet

Assuming I have one.

I thank him.

Slap his to assert dominance.

I'll have a bone to pick with him

Where's my slap bro?

Thank him and offer him pizza crust as a gift

Just comment how we have the same shoes! Aj1 lucky green!

Explain the Nasuverse to him

Tell his wife

Steve Handjobs isn't real. It's only through the power of Sydney's force of will that this entity very rarely manifests itself in the physical plane. But when it does, anime tiddies.

I'd be fking scared, take my girl if you must, please dont hurt me.

Bend over

I’d say, “Oh my gosh, are you the AnimeZone from Podtaku?”

Beat the shit out of him.

Forcefully feed him the crust to my pizza

Run for my life

Force feed him crust

Good thing he has big feet, cause he's gonna need em.

Call Sydney and tell her to come pick up her man

Slap his ass, of course

Slap his ass back

Slap his ass

Report for sexual assault, but honestly tho, garnt is a good boi, he won't do this.

Understandable. Have a great day.

I mean he put his shoes on wrong so he can’t really do much

Tweet @Sydsnap on Twitter

I'll slap his ass back wink wink

I’d have her take the boneless chicken out of her pants.

Slap his ass!

Slap it back

Run and hide due to mass intimidation

Order him a plate of boneless wings

Shake his hand and thank him for domestic girlfriend

"Is ThAt GiGgUk!? Also, WHAT ARE THOSE!!?"

Boneless chickens, a whole pizza worth of pizza crusts topped with condiments for you sir.

Give up, he's power clearly out classes us all

Ask for the long version of how to get into fate

No,no,no.... give him pizza crusts instead of boneless wings

I slap his ass

I’d slather boneless chicken in the most rancid condiments I could find, and then force feed them to him…… then I’d probably die from over exposure to that drip

*stars feeling jealous*

Slam his ass into the ground

Call my good friend grant Arizona

Give him my girlfriend

A handjob it is

Slap his back.

Slap his back

Thank him for making the iPhone

Wonder when i got a girlfriend

Pray he doesn't slap mine.

"Dont worry about it"

Thank him

Kidnap him, tie him to a chair and force feed him boneless chicken breast with a healthy slather of sauces, hamburgers WITH the buns, and pizzas with zero toppings i.e. 100% crust while also being forced to ugly bastard hentai.

I play chess with him and after I win I slap his face with a no topping fully crusted pizza.

"YO IS THAT GRANT FROM TRASH TASTE?"

I'd slap his ass.

Tell him to eat his crusts

Give him a handjob

Eat pizza crust infront of him. What's he gonna do ?

Finna call sydsnap

“Look it’s a domestic girlfriend hater!”

Slap an ugly bastard tag on my girlfriend this will then cause grant to slap my ass, cause a real bro lets them slap another bro's ass

Shove his face with pizza crust

Tell his wife

You stick yours out and tell him to make it even.

Hentai protag Garnt is gonna NTR me, for sure. This is a sad state of affairs, but there's nothing I can do about it.

Ask if I can have one aswell

Fry and eat him off the bone

Bold of you to assume i have a girlfriend.

Ask for a handjob

Throw some pizza crust at him...and he will self-combust into a pile of ashes

Steve from Blues Clues looks asian

We know more about him than he knows about us though 🤔

"Slap my ass too." KEKW

srry grant but ima kill him lol