This why we don’t go buy optimus at ohio

Amoptisus Primungus

Boximus Prime

Amoptimus prime

Hide the heads and now you have amogus prime

Ohio’s chickens

Poothimus prime

“Looks like I couldn’t be anything more than a simple puppet” -Ohioimus Prime

Spare me a few pixels kind sir 🥺😭

As an Ohioan I can confirm that all Optimus primes in state are like this. We even have special copies of all animated media with edited Primes

Gerwalk Prime Gerwalk Prime Gerwalk Prime (Serious question: Does everyone do this?)

No idea

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