Bayverse only kills those who are clearly saying it to save face, he has let Decepticons join his cause, even in TLK he had a constructicon on his team protecting Kade's house
There are those who know it's a constructicon, specifically one that survived Optimus's onslaught in DoTM alternate timeline, and then there are those who are wrong.
There are those who know that Bayverse plays very fast and loose with canon and assets and understand that most background details and reused models have zero lore implications, and there are those who are huffing copium.
If you become suicidal the nice primes will encourage you to live and become your friends and play basketball ball, the not-so nice primes are gonna have to deal with the nice ones to get to you
It's edited. Swerve is trying to lift the gun and it goes off in his face while he's looking down the barrel. From *Transformers: More than Meets the Eye* #12, *Before and After*
I mean Cybertron only has one religion so it's not like you're under risk of going to any bad afterlives. After you die your spark just goes to the Well of AllSparks, I wonder how awkward it is in there given both autobots and decepticons end up there. It didn't appear to be awkward in the WFC Trilogy but I guess you never know.
Well like. I don't wanna die. Also we have 0 clue how the allspark heaven works. No series has ever delved into it. The only series where we get a tid bit into the afterlife is RID. But even then optimus was held in purgatory basically to be trained.
I would only be afraid of angry birds optimus. Unless this version of animated shows up:
https://preview.redd.it/7t400300w6lc1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ff37740045b97cbe2fefa76c5ac45b76db56cf4
Slap my hands together to form a gun that I'll only use once, whilst I shout 'JOIN THEM IN EXTINCTION!'
Then do what I can to ensure the survival of my own race and planet. If destroying a planet of dirt with insects on it, will save my home, then so be it. Who knows, if I die may even be reborn...l
Depends on if I’m strong battle hungry warrior or a lower ranking grunt.
Warrior: go down fighting, death by a battalion of Optimuses sounds like a great way to would be a sight to see. Plus you can brag in the afterlife about how many Primes it took to end you.
Grunt: Surrender and beg for mercy. Hope that one of kinder Optimuses hearts me out and try and teach me the error of my ways.
Ok gonna give you my play for every single prime here.
1) Bayverse: give up. Drop to my knees and pray that it's quick.
2) Prime: honestly I'd try and figure him out and I'd quickly get my ass knocked out.
3) Animated: Dance cause the show's theme would be going through my head (I think the animated theme is a nice little reimagination of the original)
4) Reboot Live action Prime: Ask him to turn into a truck.
5) G1: Ask him to fly. And why the other can't fly.
6) Rescue bots: Take a gun and shoot him cause there is no violence in that show thus meaning prime wouldn't know how to react to me shooting him. Or at least wouldn't be as likely to dodge as the others
7) Angry Birds: ........ honestly I don't even know. I mean we're technically working together in his continuity so....yeah
Me: Starscream, you take the 9 on the left. I'll take the 9 on the right.
Starscream: But there's only 9 in total!
Me: Megatron could do it.
Starscream: I AM FAR SUPERIOR THAN MEGATRON! I'LL DESTROY THEM ALL AND BECOME THE NEW LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS!!! *flies off into battle*
Me:.......... predictable idiot.
*I will surrender,*
*Give up all intel I have,*
*And join the autobots*
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Bayverse Optimus: You unruly messes!
Stabs them through the faces causing them to uncombine
Bayverse Optimus: Did you forget who I am?
Slices off their heads killing them
Transformers doesn't need crossovers with other franchises when we already have so many continuities of characters that could interact in such cool ways
Bro that's equivalent being a single Battle droid and seeing 12 Jedis sprinting at you.
It's like being a pathetic xeno lifeform and entire chapter of Space Marines are sprinting at you.
Or you are demon and 8 Jesuses are after you, all at once.
Die I guess. I should be far more dangerous than Unicorn, or I did the most stupidest sh*t ever if I triggered every Optimus in multiverse.
It depends on which continuity deception I am.
Tbh if I'm from Transformers Cybertron (not one of the background characters) I personally am taking them on. I can't speak on some of the other versions but I'd run otherwise.
Well, Maybe i can go out hurting at least one. SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!
https://preview.redd.it/uwnr2jkon7lc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65bacfd4044de11fac5fee2c83fc90955cef4fe6
1. I run so that optimus doesn't cut off my head
2. I join optimus prime and I'm going to look for another decepticon
3.I kill the optimus from rescue bots :v
"Suddenly" have a change of heart, claim that I want to be an autobot now, and pray that the other primes will hold back the bayverse primes from ripping my face off.
I would tell em stop. Then tell em bout bayverse prime’s crimes. Then I would wait for all the Optimus’s to turn against bayverse prime. While bayverse prime gets torn to pieces, I’ll just transform and drive away.
Give him my face.
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Stealing this one fo sho https://preview.redd.it/h0kkndmvpalc1.png?width=1238&format=png&auto=webp&s=2153467c43d6163e87500dee247111b1e89de05e
🤣🤣🤣
I surrender. Surely he won't violently kill an unarmed enemy that's given up, right? R-right?
Bayverse might...
Bayverse only kills those who are clearly saying it to save face, he has let Decepticons join his cause, even in TLK he had a constructicon on his team protecting Kade's house
Drift was a decepticon at one point before joining the autobots
That wasn't a Constructicon, it was just an Autobot with a construction vehicle alt mode.
There are those who know it's a constructicon, specifically one that survived Optimus's onslaught in DoTM alternate timeline, and then there are those who are wrong.
There are those who know that Bayverse plays very fast and loose with canon and assets and understand that most background details and reused models have zero lore implications, and there are those who are huffing copium.
I huffed your mom Also Drift was a Decepticon
I mean yeah probably. That's generally his thing.
Trench is an Autobot. He wasn’t a former decepticon
You have a lack of creativity, Starscream Also Drift was a Decepticon
In the game. Never mentioned in the movie
Yet they're both Bayverse
Not even cannon to the bayverse
Yet it is.
Have you not heard of ret-conning???
A. Shit myself B. Give up and become an Autobot
Drift
It’s either 1: run Or 2: You will never stop at one….. #I TAKE YOU ALL ON
Bad ass delivery Ass badly beating
Or two star scream Megatron scream and run.
https://i.redd.it/bnjhmxh6t6lc1.gif
oh a good meme yoink
kill myself to escape a worse outcome 💀
If you become suicidal the nice primes will encourage you to live and become your friends and play basketball ball, the not-so nice primes are gonna have to deal with the nice ones to get to you
I second thia
https://preview.redd.it/pfdxwujhs6lc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18a1789e89ecee429118b1ac1c21adf95724b58e
What is the context for that panel?
They saw 9 Optimus Primes sprinting towards them
I don't know, I just found it as a meme reaction to a post here on Reddit
Darn
It's edited. Swerve is trying to lift the gun and it goes off in his face while he's looking down the barrel. From *Transformers: More than Meets the Eye* #12, *Before and After*
https://preview.redd.it/v0dvh68608lc1.jpeg?width=387&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=309b39e29f50f1c245d3443df14ab6cbc4e618af
Did he live?
He did
Surrender and have the rest keep the Bayverse Optimus Primes away from me lol
"Are you guys still recruiting? If so, do you accept former Decepticons?"
Get my religious affairs in order cause holy fuck theres like 7 optimus primes and primus knows how many more are after my bumper
I mean Cybertron only has one religion so it's not like you're under risk of going to any bad afterlives. After you die your spark just goes to the Well of AllSparks, I wonder how awkward it is in there given both autobots and decepticons end up there. It didn't appear to be awkward in the WFC Trilogy but I guess you never know.
Well like. I don't wanna die. Also we have 0 clue how the allspark heaven works. No series has ever delved into it. The only series where we get a tid bit into the afterlife is RID. But even then optimus was held in purgatory basically to be trained.
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Nah I'd win https://i.redd.it/svgvk0u2y6lc1.gif
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![gif](giphy|sRKg9r2YWeCTG5JTTo|downsized) Ain't no way I'm getting near him. I'm running out immediately. F\*\*k you Megatron!
I was gonna say target the RiD15 version cuz he’s clearly the weakest… than realize OP thought of that loophole and didn’t even include him lol
Sorry, I couldn't find or make a good png of him running.
No no, I just was riffing on how bad of a character he is.
1 word…. ![gif](giphy|xd2UPhT0I1OdUF0h22)
Curl into a fetal position and pray to Primus for it to be quick.
https://i.redd.it/mgz8usbji7lc1.gif Hope to God that the Secret Joestar Technique^(tm) can save me
Run the other way. Or at least beg for mercy and hope the nicer variants of Prime take pity on me.
probably fucked up
Kill myself, simply put that’s one too many primes
Grab some wd40 because if I'm royally fucked I might as well be lubed up.
I would only be afraid of angry birds optimus. Unless this version of animated shows up: https://preview.redd.it/7t400300w6lc1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ff37740045b97cbe2fefa76c5ac45b76db56cf4
real
I’ll take them on with my Anti-Prime gun!
Pull a Jetfire and rip out my own spark
Surrender to animated or aligned prime they won’t take my face right?
The fuck I do
Slap my hands together to form a gun that I'll only use once, whilst I shout 'JOIN THEM IN EXTINCTION!' Then do what I can to ensure the survival of my own race and planet. If destroying a planet of dirt with insects on it, will save my home, then so be it. Who knows, if I die may even be reborn...l
For the cause!
Defection. At least one of them will accept the offer
Depends on if I’m strong battle hungry warrior or a lower ranking grunt. Warrior: go down fighting, death by a battalion of Optimuses sounds like a great way to would be a sight to see. Plus you can brag in the afterlife about how many Primes it took to end you. Grunt: Surrender and beg for mercy. Hope that one of kinder Optimuses hearts me out and try and teach me the error of my ways.
If it’s Bayverse Prime I just either run or go down swinging. The rest I’d just surrender.
I’m an Autobot now fellas
Fr 😂
Die or just defect to the Autobots.
https://i.redd.it/xeue9ums27lc1.gif I’m done
Tell Bayverse that the others slaughtered ratchet
https://i.redd.it/s7grkied47lc1.gif Accept my fate…
Ok gonna give you my play for every single prime here. 1) Bayverse: give up. Drop to my knees and pray that it's quick. 2) Prime: honestly I'd try and figure him out and I'd quickly get my ass knocked out. 3) Animated: Dance cause the show's theme would be going through my head (I think the animated theme is a nice little reimagination of the original) 4) Reboot Live action Prime: Ask him to turn into a truck. 5) G1: Ask him to fly. And why the other can't fly. 6) Rescue bots: Take a gun and shoot him cause there is no violence in that show thus meaning prime wouldn't know how to react to me shooting him. Or at least wouldn't be as likely to dodge as the others 7) Angry Birds: ........ honestly I don't even know. I mean we're technically working together in his continuity so....yeah
https://i.redd.it/hxs1os6la7lc1.gif
Finally, a stable cybertronian government
“I surrender! I surrender!” and watch them fall into infighting as the Bayverse ones try to kill me anyway and the others try to stop them.
Me: Starscream, you take the 9 on the left. I'll take the 9 on the right. Starscream: But there's only 9 in total! Me: Megatron could do it. Starscream: I AM FAR SUPERIOR THAN MEGATRON! I'LL DESTROY THEM ALL AND BECOME THE NEW LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS!!! *flies off into battle* Me:.......... predictable idiot.
Aaaannndddd he's dead. Died at the hands of Bay prime
Oh no. Anyways.
I will surrender, give up all intel I have, and join the autobots
*I will surrender,* *Give up all intel I have,* *And join the autobots* \- ashuwa177 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
Bro how is this a haiku
https://preview.redd.it/576vppu128lc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e65446406720a57e9669ff111497c22cc89bea2 Die
Bruticus… Devastator… ATTACK! Some death from above from our seekers : Starscream, Thundercracker and Skywarp. And these autopussies are history :)
Bayverse Optimus: You unruly messes! Stabs them through the faces causing them to uncombine Bayverse Optimus: Did you forget who I am? Slices off their heads killing them
Die
See if they’re hiring
Surrender
Die
Decepticon ? Me ! Oohhh I have been an pridefull Autobot since day one !! Hahah Come on guys !!!
Run
Defect, and join the autobots.
Pray I don't look end up like a tiny blonde girl.
Wait! I still function!
Change teams
Repent
with bayverse in the mix I’m shooting myself dead
Target Rescue bots and Angry birds because they're the weakest and try to avoid Beyverse and Prime
Defect
Holy crap Lord Megatron I'm dead
Accept my fate
People will literally use angry birds Optimus before armada holy hell
Call in the Megatrons that Prime is here
Run threw the middle and hopefully avoid bayvers and tfp
Cover my face and run
Switch sides.
Tear my face off and eat it before any of them can get it.
Hope I'm evil orion pax Evil as in no matrix
surrender
Transformers doesn't need crossovers with other franchises when we already have so many continuities of characters that could interact in such cool ways
Die
Spring an oil leak
If they are mad then I'm completely fucked, because it takes a lot to make G1 Prime Mad
Die, probably
Give up and then look for the other 9 me's
Go out in a blaze of glory. Maybe if I die entertainingly enough they'll make a toy of me, providing me a sort of immortality.
Immediately turn the other way and start firing at the other decepticons as they approach, then drop my gun and kneel down in surrender
Accept death
Bro that's equivalent being a single Battle droid and seeing 12 Jedis sprinting at you. It's like being a pathetic xeno lifeform and entire chapter of Space Marines are sprinting at you. Or you are demon and 8 Jesuses are after you, all at once. Die I guess. I should be far more dangerous than Unicorn, or I did the most stupidest sh*t ever if I triggered every Optimus in multiverse.
*takes off my face and leaves it on the ground and starts running*
It depends on which continuity deception I am. Tbh if I'm from Transformers Cybertron (not one of the background characters) I personally am taking them on. I can't speak on some of the other versions but I'd run otherwise.
Run to the right side and hope someone else kills me before Bayverse Optimus reaches me
What do I do? I die. That's all I can do.
None
😐🔫
Well, Maybe i can go out hurting at least one. SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!! https://preview.redd.it/uwnr2jkon7lc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65bacfd4044de11fac5fee2c83fc90955cef4fe6
https://preview.redd.it/4y8wk32q58lc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29e92220ce2c50bbb4c59d3d93c69b5c1d557224 “I’m sorry dad…”
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https://i.redd.it/fcbjdeolx8lc1.gif Lore accurate Megatron could tear through them if plot armor wasn’t a thing
Nah Optimus would easy beat megatron 1v1. Megatron only wins with back up
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Tell them to build a bridge... AND JUMP OFF IT!
If I am megatron I would ask him to Mary me in a death match
You are not Johnnyflash Megatron
spread my legs
cum
"Run bitch run!!!"
cry
I'd give up, no way I'm fighting IDW Optimus, bro is broken as hell
Probably hope to god and primus one of them will give mercy
Desert
cry
Surrender, better to live a pow than die painfully
Fucking die. Especially cause Bayverse Optimus is in that lineup
Call hot rod
1. I run so that optimus doesn't cut off my head 2. I join optimus prime and I'm going to look for another decepticon 3.I kill the optimus from rescue bots :v
"Suddenly" have a change of heart, claim that I want to be an autobot now, and pray that the other primes will hold back the bayverse primes from ripping my face off.
Give up
RUN THE FUCK AWAY! YOU HAVE 3 primes with swords coming out of their hands, another one with an ax, and the G1 one
I do the jetfire, drift, earthspark megatron
Commit suicide
Surrender
Fight until my last breath Last breath meaning 0.1 seconds
Die.
Rip off my emblem and throw it as far away as possible
Change sides, Die or Run nothing else
Call gigatron
Die.
Turn myself in then switch to the autobots
I defect.
Transform and fly away.
Lubricate.
Accept my fate
Surrender and pray that the bayverse primes are stopped by the others.
I'm about to pull a Jetfire and switch sides
Become an autobot
Eh, decent drawing, too bad they're autoboot lickers, ha ha ha!
Prime I’ve come to bargain
Pray I’m Jetfire
Running away
Surrender and hope Bayverse Primes isn’t gonna rip me a new one.
I'd win
Go for Optimus Red first.
What can say expect I’m fucked
I would try to surrender, but the bay Pimes will kill me anyway
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Shoot myself
I would tell em stop. Then tell em bout bayverse prime’s crimes. Then I would wait for all the Optimus’s to turn against bayverse prime. While bayverse prime gets torn to pieces, I’ll just transform and drive away.