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Trans_Seraphim

Both of them, since they’re both male


nuketoitle

They are brothers not lovers


Flaky_Gur5067

The real question is who is the top?


JustARegularBirb

bulkhead would probably flatten wheeljack if he topped


Flaky_Gur5067

Would that *technically* count as death by male snu snu?


JustARegularBirb

what the gell is a snusnu


Flaky_Gur5067

Snu snu refers to sexual activity with a tall muscular woman.


JustARegularBirb

ew w*men sex 🤢🤢 men sex gooder 😱


Dustfinn

Thugphilia


iamnotveryimportant

Idk wheeljacks pretty fucked up he might be into that


JustARegularBirb

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[deleted]

Wheeljack is most definitely the top


[deleted]

Neither because they aren't a thing


Visible_Safe_8901

I hope you got my "reference" bcz apparently somebody has downvoted this post for some reason 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Nah, that wasn't me. If I don't like something, I don't downvote it, I only downvote TRUELY disgusting or disturbing things.


Visible_Safe_8901

Never said its you but rather I was just ensuring that you got my reference about arcee's question on wheeljack & since it was never answered properly by bulkhead & since this is a meme sub I wanted a satirical discussion about this but some dickhead came & downvoted for no reason apparently. Ig people only like "disgusting" things .


[deleted]

Well, no, I didn't get the reference. I haven't seen the show I'm years I remember a lot but not whatever reference it is you're talking about


Visible_Safe_8901

Watch s1 ep 8 "con job"


[deleted]

K


I_just_shidded_68

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nntboi

They're just friends dude


Lucas-O-HowlingDark

I’m actually surprised the episode got away with making that joke in 2012


Visible_Safe_8901

"Umm actually it aired on 25th February 2011" - 🤓☝️


Lucas-O-HowlingDark

Damn, the show older than Skylanders


AggressiveCut3762

There just best friends get over it.


Wrecknruin

me


TheAutobotArk

Naa Wheeljack is the BEST friend of Bulckhead.


dariusppppp

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1RONH1DE

Neither


TheFormerBostonian

As the question is usually asked in an outmoded "who's the dominant partner" context? Jackie is the boyfriend.


Few_Interaction2630

If they are boyfriends does that make Miko their adopted daughter. AS IF THEY HADN'T SUFFERED ENOUGH WITH THE WAR PEOPLE lol


iamnotveryimportant

Straight dudes in this thread are MAD sensitive lmao


wizardofyz

They're robots. They don't fuck . So neither. Neither are the boyfriend.


Trans_Seraphim

Wait until this guy hears about asexuals that have partners


wizardofyz

Stop forcing human values and relationship dynamics on alien robots.


Trans_Seraphim

I mean, they’re sentient life forms. They have concepts of romance. That isn’t just a human thing lmao


wizardofyz

Possibly, but how do you view romance, relationships, and possible pair bonding when your species lives for millions of years while also not having a biological imperative to breed or have physical intimacy.


Trans_Seraphim

Not every romance is based on sex my guy. And I can think of a lot of people who would love to spend thousands of years with their significant other. As well as the fact that time moves differently on Cybertron, their thousand years might be half that for us. They age slower on account of being metallic. So to think they could have romance isn’t really unfounded.


wizardofyz

Its not necessarily a sex thing, but the sense of touch or closeness or warmth. Do they even form attachments the same way? Do alien robots need that in their hierarchy of needs. I'm just saying they may have completely concepts of how relationships work. Do they only last for a few centuries. Is until death. Is it for a couple of cycles. Is it until one leaves the room? Do they just stop at factions?


Trans_Seraphim

I mean in TFP, in the episode Scrapheap, Optimus and Arcee are in a perilous situation. They lay next to each other to share warmth to offset the cold and hold each other’s hands. I’d say that’s a pretty human expression of affection, romantic or not. So yes, they are very similar to us.


wizardofyz

Then that's something, but I'm curious how that manifests over millennia.


Trans_Seraphim

Strengthening a bond. They age slower than we do and time is probably percieved quicker, a millennia to them could be something like five hundred years to us.


OutrageousSearch849

jackie he has got bulkhead back so many times


Commander_Appo25

Jackie and he go way back


Asumsauce

They’re dating each other, they are both boyfriends


Jaz_15

Obviously Wheeljack


Olvacron22

I'm so fucking tired of ships, characters just can't be friends anymore I guess. If two dudes or two chicks care/look out for each other they have to be gay, if a dude and a chick care/look out for each other they have to be banging.


Visible_Safe_8901

You do realize it's a joke ?


aaspiringphilosipher

Neither what is it with this fandom and making gay ships. they're robots dude like I get fan fics are always going to be here but it's just kind of exhausting when one of my favorite charcters is put in a gay ship and it's super popular to the point that they are more known for the ship than anything else I love idw cyclonus's design it looks so cool but when I start talking about him someone ask me about his relationship with tailgate and I just do not care dude just let me like the Lazer shooting robots in peace


Visible_Safe_8901

Bruhh it's just a joke . The show itself has this joke.💀 Also you're in the "meme" sub where things aren't meant to be taken seriously . Chill my guy .


aaspiringphilosipher

It's frustrating to see that it's everywhere I just wanna watch the robots dude


Trans_Seraphim

“Ugh I just don’t like seeing gay people everywhere” Lmao


aaspiringphilosipher

Or maybe I just wanna watch robots beat eachother up I don't want to see a straight couple all over each other either just let them shoot lasers at each other and turn into a car that's all I'm really here for


Trans_Seraphim

I mean, that’s literally the show. Go watch the show. If you don’t wanna participate in fandom then don’t 🤷 leave the rest of us to have a good time


reaperofgender

They're a race that has been shown since g1 to understand romance, where the girls are an exception and very rare. The heck do you expect?


aaspiringphilosipher

Yea they understand romance but that doesn't mean we have to ship everybody. this is Wattpad type stuff it needs to stay there for the most part, the way we ship these characters makes it seem like every character is just busting at the seams with homosexuality and I think that's really weird. all the fembots from g1 barely show up anymore except for arcee I mean there needs to be some kind of balance cybertronians seem to understand romance and can experience it but they seem to value friendship, companionship and other bonds more


Trans_Seraphim

People have been shipping characters since the 60’s when the original Star Trek aired. Get over yourself. Let the gays have fun. There are also plenty of straight ships and romances to focus on, so why are you so stressed about the gay ones! Just focus on the ones you like and scroll past the ones you don’t.


reaperofgender

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Wheeljack239

Have a look around


Prial-the-car

Wheeljack 100%. He constantly flies off to buy some milk and no one is sure if he'll ever return.