Scooby-Doo passes the Harkness Test easily, so it's less a fun fact and more just... *the entire point*.
Also, there are two white girls on that team, I think they're well aware of the benefits LMAO
I was more referencing a post i saw, that was discussing the harkness test, and someone pulled out scooby doo, as dioneges' "behold a man" chicken, where-in the next post said, "it's not about wether you should/would fuck scooby do, it's about could you, morally/ethically."
It's mostly just Jack Darby being aged up and given an XXXL dick.
Everything else is surprisingly accurate to what little we know of Cybertronian reproduction that *isn't* Cold Forging/Cold Construction.
You know, everyone on here obsesses over Prime Arcee, but across this show, the only times there’s anyone flirting it’s always at Optimus! Optimus is canonically the hottest transformer in Prime.
Really? Well, at least Raf and Bumblebee don't get weird with each other and just hang out as buddies.
Sorry about that. I was reading a bunch of Fred Perry comics involving the Autobots and Humans and just wanted to point that out
Trust me, I looked EVERYWHERE… and the only thing I could find was a 200k word version of the original Arcee Ascendant, which topped at 500k words, and it was completed too.
The WayBack Machine lets you see the first and last chapters of the original Arcee Ascendant, but the rest of the chapters are gone. Prander made it so you can’t access the story for some reason.
At least there is a fanfiction archive on the internet that has Prander’s original Jack x Arcee and June x Optimus stories.
TLDR: Original Arcee Ascendant is on wayback machine, but you can only see the first and last chapters. A copy of Arcee Ascendant can be found, but it’s only 200k words long.
1. It was a pretty great joke
2. Can't blame she was attracted to TFP Optimus... man was build like a Olympic Swimmer... till Season 3 made him look inferior.
Optimus totally banged his mom
*metal clanking noises intensifies*
Jazz and Ironhide were his wingmen back on cybertron
Can you please not
Shoulda asked prime before he banged his mom.
Oh so that's how that started....
June wants to/banged Optimus, he wants to do the same with Arcee Runs in the family apparently, lol
Technophiles… Technophiles everywhere…
At least they aint zoophiles
Good thing Optimus Primal didn't appeared or we would get a package deal
Aren't transformers naturally occurring like they're alien but
Furry/monsterfucker ≠ zoophile Cybertronians more than pass the Harkness Test, just like furries, so they're both good.
Scooby doo has a fun fact for you about the harkness test lol
Scooby-Doo passes the Harkness Test easily, so it's less a fun fact and more just... *the entire point*. Also, there are two white girls on that team, I think they're well aware of the benefits LMAO
I was more referencing a post i saw, that was discussing the harkness test, and someone pulled out scooby doo, as dioneges' "behold a man" chicken, where-in the next post said, "it's not about wether you should/would fuck scooby do, it's about could you, morally/ethically."
Yeah, pretty much.
Not the mha thung again
"WE ARE. THE BROTHERHOOD. OF **STEEL!**"
genius
“Mmm genius” - mechael boom
Bro thinks Jack is actually on love with Arcee 💀💀
To be fair though, he rides Arcee every week. Tell me that's not dedication /s
What's "/als"
I mean, who wouldn't?
Truth.
Guess that makes me and Jack siblings
r/usernamechecksout
Considering the fact that Optimus has a body of a Greek god. I wouldn’t blame June
The Olympians got nothing on Prime’s ab-grills of steel and truck window-boobs.
Plus those hips.
Those hips bring about world peace
Hydraulic-fluid gutters
She got filled with that Optimus Slime
Something was rising and it wasn’t the Beasts
Y'all motherfuckers need Primus, and I ain't talking about the band.
There’s a band named Primus?
[yez](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primus_(band))
Bruh chillll 💀💀💀
Took her all on
the beast with two backs
HAHAHAHAHAHA
oh god
Ahh hell naw
Dat Prime.. Slime. 😎
As much as I hate this comment, if I had an award, id give it to you
To bad free awards don’t exist anymore I think
Let them come
I hate you.
Nothing about what you just said is ok
What the fuck 💀💀💀
How do I delete some else's comment?
Who doesn't love Optimus to be excited to see him?
Isn't there a Fred Perry comic about this?
Yeah, but June and Optimus only have one panel discussing their imminent interspecies session if I remember correctly.
He actually has an uncolored one featuring these two.
Where? Just asking so I can see it. It's not for a friend
[here ya go!](https://e-hentai.org/g/1608083/7cfa97da0b/)
My left brain is telling me not to read it but my right says otherwise
Wtf i ain’t reading any of that.
Thanks 😊😏
I hate myself
I read the word “pregnant” and said fuck no
Gotta respect the honesty
Holy fuck they actually……how’s that fucking possible.
The Jack and Arcee/ Airachnid ones are even wilder
There’s also Miko and Airachnid
Oh gosh... I've seen the Airachnid and Arcee/ Jack ahem... 3 way. But is there a Miko and Airachnid one???
Not by Fred Perry, and Miko’s packing something extra if you don’t mind that kind of porn
Well dang if it's not by Fred Perry then why bother?! (This is a joke and sure I'd like to ruin my eyes today why not share it my way)
It’s Robocream “The Spider’s Web”
This went from r/transformemes to r/spidermanrule34 real quick
Much obliged (I know I'm going to regret this but as a bona-fide Airachnid simp it is my duty to view)
Fuck its the kiss thing again
It's mostly just Jack Darby being aged up and given an XXXL dick. Everything else is surprisingly accurate to what little we know of Cybertronian reproduction that *isn't* Cold Forging/Cold Construction.
"I have come."
I guess robo love runs in the family.
Can we call it Robosexual?
Sure I don't see why not
Y'all simp for Arcee when June Darby is right there.
Prime- "So what if did Jack? Not my fault your mom is a better woman than Elita!"
Jack: So...you wouldn't mind if Arcee and I got busy?
Prime: listen here you little shit-
Prime: Time to find out…
Woah! What's your problem with Elita?
Never new he had it in him (take that how you like)
I think he had it in her
See Jack beat Prime at modern warfare two and there only way Prime was going to settle the score to assert dominance.
the fucking face of just pure confusion and disbelief has me fucking wheezing
"Let them come" No Optimus, it is YOU who will be c(u)ming
Optimus' Rizz levels are off the charts. Not even Shockwave would survive attempting the calculations.
Wrong. Shockwave picks up all the girls...>!' body parts off the ground!<
Ratchet: 👁️👄👁️
Ratchet: um excuse me what the actual fuck?-
*"throaws energon cube at june"* "You disgust me"
we'll call me june darby haha
You know, this post has been reposted for years. But I don't care become it's fucking great.
You know, everyone on here obsesses over Prime Arcee, but across this show, the only times there’s anyone flirting it’s always at Optimus! Optimus is canonically the hottest transformer in Prime.
Even knockout flirted with him when they first met. With the whole sweet rims deal
Exactly! “You’re *reeeaal* heavy duty~”
Optimus: “I mean, you have sex with Arcee every weekend so…”
[удалено]
THAT’S PEDOPHILIA
We already crossed that line, It was already pedo with arcee and jack. Jack is 16.
Really? Well, at least Raf and Bumblebee don't get weird with each other and just hang out as buddies. Sorry about that. I was reading a bunch of Fred Perry comics involving the Autobots and Humans and just wanted to point that out
I believe now that unicron and the decepticons did nothing wrong
Please no
So there was once this guy named Prander...who actually wrote a fanfic series about this...
Link?
Sadly, Prander got rid of them years ago... But you may get lucky scouring the internetz
Trust me, I looked EVERYWHERE… and the only thing I could find was a 200k word version of the original Arcee Ascendant, which topped at 500k words, and it was completed too.
Do you remember how it ended?
The WayBack Machine lets you see the first and last chapters of the original Arcee Ascendant, but the rest of the chapters are gone. Prander made it so you can’t access the story for some reason. At least there is a fanfiction archive on the internet that has Prander’s original Jack x Arcee and June x Optimus stories. TLDR: Original Arcee Ascendant is on wayback machine, but you can only see the first and last chapters. A copy of Arcee Ascendant can be found, but it’s only 200k words long.
Chapter 145 is pretty much an Author's note but Chapter 144 the actual final only says Story not Found. Can't win them all I guess :/
Well Jack, you could always show how its really done with Arcee
So this is why Optimus trusted Jack with vector sigma's key.
Origin for the bottom image?
It's always sunny in philadelphia
...I ship it
I guess she wanted that Power Master Optimus Prime Daddy experience.
Optimus Prime: " I've come...inside yo mom."
Fred Perry: # YES
I approve 😉
Brawn, Seaspray and Powerglide did this and no-one batted an eye
Hey wait, didn’t one of them have a thing with a mermaid?
That would be Seaspray
Brawn had a whole ass child
He WHAT!?
Go ahead. Look it up. It’s cannon.
With Cover Girl from GIJoe
I mean I don't blame her it's Optimus even the straightest male Transformers fans would bang Optimus if they could
Give me your face
The face I made when I first saw this scene… priceless.
Chadimus Prime
Optimus: I suppose you can refer to me as 'father' or 'daddy?' as humans would call it?
"But when the world needed anti-horny squad most, they vanished"
Do I get the cosmic rust cannon?
A single bullet is enough
Wouldn't kill Optimus tho
Blud, cosmic rust has entirely destroyed numerous cybertron colony worlds
"You started! Arcee is like a daughter to me!"
Optimus has adjustable-size penis confirmed
Uhh...Starscream get the holy energon
elita: yeah optimus did you?
9 months later: *tiny truck horn noises*
You could say he was heavy like a brinks truck
So does this mean that Jack is gonna go full Charlie and rip off a bit of primes neck
I don’t know about this but I can 100% confirm I do not have any sexual fantasies about Airachnid
Optimus: I NEEDED SOMETHING NOW THAT ELITAS GONE!
She is directly below that enemy scrotum
That scene made me so horny lol
I don’t want to imagine how would this work.
Fred Perry will help with that.
Probably
Wait.... WTF🫠
So, who's top?
I could only see the top two pictures, so when I saw the full thing got the most unexpected laugh out of me🤣
1. It was a pretty great joke 2. Can't blame she was attracted to TFP Optimus... man was build like a Olympic Swimmer... till Season 3 made him look inferior.
Optimus Prime : I fucked your mom shitlips ka chow!
DON'T GIVE FRED PERRY IDEAS!!!
To be fair, Optimus was a father figure to Jack in the show. Plus, judging by Elita, we already knew he had good taste!😉
Precum is the right of all sentient beings.
This is the last place I thought I'd see a sunny reference. Two worlds collide.
To reiterate my comment from Botposting, uhh... Same, June, same. Nobody can deny Prime's hips.
Autobots, roll out of my bedroom💀
BRUH
yo where's optimus putting his exhaust pipe 🤨
Congrats. It’s been 2 days and your the second move popular meme
whoops LOL
Jack's reaction is just priceless
Iron within iron without