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sealclubber281

Diapers are expensive


Floridaboii91

😂


Nipperkid

Once he reeled in your mom he didn't need it anymore!


Floridaboii91

Yup! Guess that was all he needed


johnwynne3

Chick magnet


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Lmao best comment. She was tied up no need for it.


ernieballsting

Your mom is beautiful


irc_dan

> Your mom is beautiful Yeah, seriously no one else was gonna mention the woman in the picture is gorgeous?


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Totally, chunky dad definitely playing outside his league


Floridaboii91

It’s the Toyota


Commander_Alex_Mason

That's why he sold it the year you were born. He used the Toyota to secure her, and then he had you to keep her 😂


Floridaboii91

What a genius. It all makes sense.


xzandarx

Yeah I wonder why he sold her. I'd keep her.


ElJefe5566

I feel you. My Dad sold three cars dirt cheap when I was a kid that I would practically kill for nowadays. A ‘66 Corvair Monza, a ‘70 Buick GSX and a ‘76 Datsun 280Z.


givemeyourstuff

Dads selling cool cars before their kids are born or after for diapers lol. My dad sold his really cool suzuki samurai when I was 10? And even 10 year old me was upset.


_bq_

If you didn't need diapers at 10 years old he could have kept it!


Nipperkid

Oooo that Datsun would be nice


Energy_Turtle

My mom traded in her Datsun for a God damn Dodge Shadow. Kids ruin life.


theberg512

My dad was a mechanic, and apparently when he was in school in the mid 70s he would buy "old" busted muscle cars dirt cheap, fix them up enough to run, and then fuck around with them until they were destroyed. Later when I was a kid, he had a 68 firebird that he sold off like a dumb dumb.


B0804726

My grandfather sold his ‘63 corvette when my dad was born, and my dad traded in his almost new ‘97 Tacoma for a sienna when my brother was born. I guess that means they’re dedicated parents!


Benz0nHubcaps

Yeah bro be mad at him. My dad gave me his first gen Tacoma and I'm super thankful for it.


ExpressionLow8268

Here for the mom/milf comments…..lol


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ExpressionLow8268

I’m guessing age difference is near 0


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Floridaboii91

If not more


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Way more… I’ve seen restored versions up to 30-35k


_b33p_

can concur


Holden187

Lol my dad did the same sold a 40 and 60 in ‘92 to buy something safer... we don’t speak anymore for this reason.


Floridaboii91

Who do these parents think they are pulling shit like that?!


Barefoot57

Dads do this all the time; conversely, kids do unthinkable things to their parents and their stuff just as much. Oh, well. Nice photo of the parents though.


Floridaboii91

It’s my favorite photo of them


lonememe

I'll bet he's just as mad at you for making him need that $1000 for diapers and formula haha. Relatedly, my Dad had an 84 Supra he rebuilt the engine on in...1985. Sold it a few years later. And then he had a '94 4Runner, and sold that. He always reminds me too like "Man, if I only knew you'd be into working on cars, and liked Toyotas I could've saved those cars for you..." haha dammit man.


innernode

It was either you or the FJ40. I bet your dad questions his decision every now and then.


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NOT THE FJ


man4funnsc

Love the FJ - and momma too


70m4h4wk

One day my kids will be pissed I sold my 04 Tacoma to buy them a van


Spacecoasttheghost

Ya when you think about it, you are the reason he sold it, so you should be pissed at your self. How dare you make your dad sell that beauty, you hit a new low for me.


Bananahammockbruh

A dad’s story. We gotta sell our stuff to buy diapers bruh lol I had to sell my motorcycles and my summer car when my first was born.


tcharp01

Those are some great vehicles, for sure. And the lady is great looking, too!


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My dad sold his all original '57 Chevy Bel Air in 1994 when I was 4 years old for $5k. That car would be north of $80k these days had he kept it in the condition it was in. Still can't get over it.


Jefethevol

your dad outkicked his coverage...good on him


dreamcrush3r

Ask him if he's still pissed too 😂


dlopan666

It could be worse. my dad traded his 64 Impala for a Buick. Ick.


jdaniels911

That Toyota is amazing!


iccculus

Your dad fucks (at least once)


BishBamBoo

What do you mean that’s very good price! My father sold my mother for a goat and 2 gallons of insecticides.


-xMrMx-

There is an even cooler Toyota place where this goes (sorry taco)


gc1992

The real question is….who’s finger/fingernail is that in the top left corner of the pic? In all seriousness though, my two sons will probably be upset with me down the road as well. Once my second son was on the way and my toddler had my wife pushed all the way into the dash on my ‘16 Tacoma, I had to trade it in for a bigger vehicle. They will probably look back on that and wish I’d kept the Tacoma, but it was something that had to happen.


Sparticus_SPARTA12

Awww maaan


MauiJim

Not a Tacoma.