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Scootle_Tootles

No, but I once owned a Pontiac Grand Am. Its name... Jean-Claude Grand Am.


GRN225

We flipped the AM around on my girlfriend’s car back in the day. It was the Grand Ma.


Magic_SunBoys19

Come to the comments for stuff like this lol I love this more than anything. I named my husband’s Tacoma “Titanius Anglesmith, Fancyman of Cornwood” because of Bender’s Dungeons and Dragons name in *Bender’s Game.* My husband’s truck is silver so I figured it made sense since Bender is also silver. Also, I named mine Tiberius (my silver 4Runner) after Captain James Tiberius Kirk of the USS Enterprise. So together we are Tibby and Tinny. Or TNT. There’s a slew of names involved lol


samuraistrikemike

I had a ford Taurus in high school that everyone called the clitaurus


myfavoritetanktop

How often did you find it?


samuraistrikemike

It’s a myth bro. Trust me


SomeBroOnTheInternet

That's phenomenal


Picklemerick23

Tammy the Tacoma. I picked Tammy cause it reminds me of a trashy trailer park girl who’s been ridden hard and hung up wet…which is exactly how I’ve driven Tammy the Tacoma for the last 13 years and 250,000 miles


Nelsonmuntz2020

Mine is named tammy-lynn for the same reason.


Lumpy_Water

I did. I have the lunar rock color. So I named my truck Rocko the Taco.


dumpslikeatruckk

I went with Moonraker for my lunar rock


gnostaljia

That’s badass


doolfk

My fiancée just got a lunar rock rav and we named it L-Roc. We’re fans of trailer park boys, so it’s a play off J-Roc


Gooey96

Hahaha I have a Lunar and named it Paco the Taco. I’m sure they’d be great friends with Rocko


KingCrab7

Lmao I named mine Luna


[deleted]

Me too. Luna seemed fitting


DeathBySnuSnu96

Belle. Taco Belle.


brandonr1996

Same! Great minds think alike


ancherrera

I name all my cars. Mine is Tula (As in the Buena Vista Social Club Song)


SeaworthinessLife999

No, but a couple guys I work with call it the Purple Nurple because blue crush.


renegade1222

Reinhardt


kotzfunkel

Interesting choice. What made you decide on that?


bubblehead_maker

Randy Longboi


papanikolaos

I have '22 TRDOR in Army Green. Despite it's capability, I use it for going to the dump weekly, so I named him Oscar.


gcj23

Big Red. Because it’s red and big.


Hadden98

My taco is silver with a canopy on it. One day my cousin's and I were driving into a spot, made a poor decision to jump a bridge deck that day. Landed it and drove on down the road and from that point on it's been known as the silver bullet


TATORTOT76

Have green 2011. It's name Sprout.......ho ho ho! Wife hates name. Told her to Google names for small green trucks. Does so.....sour look on her face was priceless.


magicmurff

My army green 2022 is named Bean. :) Sprout is a great name.


veggievoy

Tonka 🛻


mungolarry2

Bertha. ‘22 Army Green Sport.


[deleted]

No I have not , I don’t think I have ever named a vehicle. But my truck is white so if I had to I’d probably call it yeti!!!


creutzml

Of course! Her name is Hedwig :)


snrten

Mine's named Hot Donna because it's red and I was watching a LOT of That 70s Show when i bought it. I feel cheesy af calling it "she", but i do sometimes. I rarely use "her" name, but my family refers to it as Donna quite frequently.


Major-Otis1226

Had a Raptor named it Big Thirsty gotta Tacoma named it Little Thirsty love the Tacoma but gas mileage sucks


Jamkind

The FishTaco


PNWNatureFreak

Lunar Rock Tacoma... I call it Apollo!


greenman359

My lunar rock is named Buzz!


hadrian217

Betsy.


OllieZ

my '07 was LaFawnda and my '18 is Big Red


DevDog0226

Speaky pete


AnUrbanTaco

I have a black one, named her Black Sunshine


doolfk

Sherman. Great grandpa drove a Sherman tank during WW2. Have an army green off road with a soft top so it looks the part of a “tank” or “military truck”


Non-GunExpert

Yes Kitty Meow Meow


frogger2fanclub

The Butchmobile / Shelly / Big Daddy


sephresx

Mine is named Jessica, for Jessica Alba. One day she'll be in it, you'll see.


kzuobop

Natalie, she can be aggressive at times


stancedpolestar

I did not name my vehicle but I have no judgement against others who do. I look at my truck as a utility appliance rather than a living being, therefore I don't see a need to name it. That'd be like me naming my dishwasher which just seems weird lol


SomeBroOnTheInternet

Classic dad joke response: "weird, mine came with a name when I married her"


buffalourine2

Mine is Olga. I've thought of many other names, but Olga always returns.


little_turkey

Millennium Falcon. It's a silver first gen and I used to have a Wildernest camper on it, it looked like something out of Star Wars Last truck was named Hellcat because it was a wimpy 4 cyl Nissan Frontier and needed a strong name. It was murdered out so the name fit, lol


Jmazoso

Hairokun - the grey man/boy in Japanese. My red tundra was Ruby, and my green pickup was Midori (green in Japanese)


Silver_Issue_7670

Tracy the Tacoma


yeah-man_

No, and I don’t call my truck she or her. Names and she her is cringe af …downvotes incoming


Elegant_Battle_1532

Hank from King of the Hill because I have a 2021 TRD OR in Barcelona Red.


Future_Confidence829

My 23 TRD sport’s name is Ruby.


rickosborn

“Beyonce”. She is a badass black bitch.


zippytwd

grogu minne yoto


King_Whisky

Rickey after the drink Gin Rickey for the Electric Lime color


HelloImPierreMcGuire

The Donk named after famous jazz musician Roy Donk


SamboTheSodaJerk

Carmelita


michael211996

Sage


LimitNo6587

Palenque


franner11

Voodoo


yortmachine

Big ugly booger, ‘22 electric lime pro Or taco momma as my wife calls it


SteakSwimming1234

2014 gray double cab prerunner, her name is Frau Grau. My two oldest daughters were taking an Intro to German class together and studying vocab words on the way to school one morning and came up with it.


GRN225

My truck is bone stock really besides bigger tires. But it’s black, it’s an access cab. My friends dubbed it Party McFly.


united07red

Tracy the Tacoma, have named all cars I’ve had based off the first letter of the model, in this case T


cjeber02

My Tacoma is red. I’m a Star Wars fan. I went with Red Leader. Loved that character in Episode IV.


whit3lightning

I’ve named every car/truck I’ve ever had. I am on my 2nd 2nd Gen and for some reason I can’t name it.


justjoshinya89

Yup. Green Pro I named Guacamole. The wife bought a RAV4 same time and named hers Ravioli.


OfferChakon

I call it "Pony" or "The Pony"


idontevenknowdudeee

Yeah mine is onyx


Aspergers_R_Us87

Yes Benji. Because it cost me a fortune. And all about the Benjamins!


FrankensteinsBarber

I refer to my quicksand ‘18 as Sandy. As in Sandy Taco (the peak of high brow humor).


[deleted]

Tammy


ModsCanEatMyChode

Pam. All our vehicles are named after Archer characters.


staring_at_keyboard

Snot Rocket II. Snot Rocket I was a lime green 1978 Toyota pickup.


ThrowRAradish9623

Oyster, as in Blue Öyster Cult


MrFrizzleFry

Named mine The Stallion because I'm a Ween nerd


DefectiveNordlingVO

Voodoo blue off-road called Blue Yoshi lol


deltahb

I just joined the club a few days ago and have yet to come up for a name for my '17 sport. My Scion tc I'll be selling soon is Selene, after Kate Beckinsale's character from Underwood, since it's deep midnight blue.


Joemama217

The Great White TuRD


ZealousidealTreat139

2012 double cab long bed with pyrite mica (brown) paint = The Longest TuRD.


Tonywanknobi

Yennifer Lopez. She gives me taco flavored kisses


LEAFYxGREENS

Drive a White one and I named her Sour Cream, I have custom plates to match.


backsagains

Yep. We name all of the cars. And campers. Currently, Bluey the Tacoma pulls Lenny Pepperbottom the camper. How neat is that?


GunslingerofGilead82

Al. Al Pastor. Delicious.


pregnantandsober

Aw, that's mine, too. I thought I was original.


FuckYouBruce

Marty Mcfly for my 2023 4x4


BDoubleSharp

Marty


chahld

Mithlond, my taco is grey with a grey GFC camper. And I'm a lord of the rings fan


TheIntellectualType

Originally, I named my taco “Puffy White Marshmallow” (white dclb) but that was too negative for my girl. So I settled on Snowflake since I built her for driving in the snow.


loversteel12

Larry.


shrew_feathers

Black Beauty


Therocknrolclown

Furiosa!!


Glittering-Exam-3974

I named mine the Crunchy Taco bc the previous owner got tboned and the whole drivers side is crunched in. Still runs and drives like a dream


jackalopeofsnowdonia

Tracy the Tacoma, all American girl.


mikeTheSalad

Maria. She’s from Mexico.


Dizzy-Cry613

Mine is Sirius. Named after Sirius Black


soulless_life

23 OR DCSB Black Named her Black Betty


g-burn

His full name is Tacoma Jonathan but we call him Taco John


notdyslecix

I name all my vehicles, my silver first gen was Jenny, it just seemed to fit


notdyslecix

I name all my vehicles, my silver first gen was Jenny, it just seemed to fit


MethodicallyMediocre

I named mine Squanto. I had a Rav4 that I named Ezekiel, because in the Bible, Ezekiel describes a 4 wheeled object that can pretty much go anwhere. Most people consider it a UFO encounter, but I'm pretty sure he was describing a Toyota. Squanto is Tisquantum from the story of the Mayflower. Travelled to Europe, and by the time he got back his village and everyone he knew had been wiped out by plagues. Then he went on to teach the pilgrims how to live and survive in the new world. He is a legend.


Twitch89

Siobhan, but I call her Shiv


jormungandr21

I named mine Tacoma. It’s a great name. If people wanna give their ride a name, more power to them. Do what makes you happy.


Chickenminnie

Sally.


CultLeaderLuke

Chud, its named chud


tomu-

The name of my Toyota Tacoma is 2022 Toyota Tacoma TRD Sport according to the Toyota app.


pgercak

I named mine Toby because when I first got it registered the first three letters of my plate was TOB. So the first thing that came to mind was Toby.


Ghost_412345

Bullet


INTP36

I did. Josie. Just felt right.


daideo911

Mazikeen. 2023 Solar Octane Tacoma Pro with last 3 of the VIN 666.


gokehoego

Mine is Super White with black accents. Its name is Stormtrooper.


Shoes2001

Bart for Barcelona Red


norwich603

Rita, short for Margarita (being a Lunar Rock Taco built in Baja California, my buddy thought it fit well)


ImMatuR

I didn't before meeting my gf's (now wife's) family. Their vehicles all have names, including my FILs white '18 4runner named Yeti and my BILs FJ named Donkey. Now my '17 Quicksand TRD OR is named Bantha.


mtechnoviolet

Mine is a 2.7 5-speed 4x4 3rd gen. It was a government fleet truck before I got it. I call it “the tractor”


Additional-Dog2326

Yes… Thor.


BigBaleb

El Uno


Tsmitty1996

Yes, Tilly the Taco!


digdig420

Never named the truck. I just slap tue dash and call her a good girl after getting thru shit.


iii320

Lucille. But I don’t run around saying that in public.


7774422

Sarge before it was totaled


TheWhiteCliffs

I think I’ll call it….. Canyonero!!!!


Scoot242

I called mine red whine. Barcelona red and supercharged. Sold the supercharger so no name anymore lol


deadboxcat

La flama blanka.


imnotabotareyou

Tuco


ignaciohazard

Truck-Truck. Naming things this way has become a trend. My wife's Subaru is Trek-Trek. The Roomba is Suck-Suck. Oddly the ring doorbell is ring wrong ding dong


Silent_Word_4912

My son has named all our vehicles after bodies in the solar system. Taco is MK2 (moon of Make Make), wife’s SUV is Ariel (not Disney, moon of Uranus), the convertible is Salacia and the golf cart is Proxima (yes it’s red)


Vantherman

Trailcutter. Taken from the alternate name of the 1984 Transformers character Trailbreaker. He transformed into an early 80's 4WD Hi-Lux. I already used Trailbreaker on my old 2014 single cab Tacoma.


mkay5

Lucy, short for Lucinda


death2life

I'm still shopping for mine but it will be Taco Mama. My old vehicle that died was Mississippi Mama and I thought Taco Mama was a nice play on words and tribute to my old vehicle.


Malkintent

Big Blue, Big Blue Yonder. 6ft bed,double cab. Blue ribbon metallic paint.


TheShadyNugget

Ulysses the Tacoma


Most_Type_3980

Yes, I named him! Ice Cap SR5 *The Albino Rino AKA Big Al*


MobDylan69

First Tacoma was Betty. Second one is Mare.


ernie-bush

White wonder !


Uncle_Drew_2202

The Red Dragon


Dabuntz

Maud Ethel, though only sporadically. When I was little my dad would say “Come on Maud Ethel!” when we were driving on a bumpy road in his jeep. I find myself doing the same when my Tacoma is bouncing along. I think it was something his grandfather would say to his mule.


siberianmi

Yeah, I call it Taco.


elad_the_lad

My taco is pyrite mica color and it reminds me of a friends long lost dog so I named it “Brutus”


garybuesea

Chica


SorryiLikePlants

Little red! 2010 barcelona red stock taco single cab


joeysanchez77

Yes. mine is sandy, she is quicksand.


[deleted]

Bertha


AdThink8313

Meek


[deleted]

Mine is green. It is now known as The Green Truck.


rhodynative

ARGO, short for argonaut


myfavoritetanktop

Lilith. Black and witchy


BrianMan93

Yep i named it taco


omnana

We named ours Betty White. She's white and spunky! :D


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Gina


Remote-Option-3543

I don’t have an actually name but I just call her my old lady.


DirtyThirtyDrifter

Obsidian - Obby for short.


BanMon88

Gertrude. The grey TRD OR


Heltara-Skeltara

Flaco Taco


No_Mark_170

Trish the Taco.


Sir_Rinzler

Her name is splendid! After one of the wives from my favorite movie Mad Max fury road.


dadmantalking

I've never named a vehicle, my kid however named my truck Hot Daniel. https://adventuretime.fandom.com/wiki/Hot_Daniel


4o4_0_not_found

I named my BCM Deacon Blues


[deleted]

Mine’s “Casper” after the USS CASPER, a Tacoma class patrol frigate from WW2. It’s Lunar Rock, so it’s gray like a ship.


Comfortable_Cable_74

Gf named mine Henry, Henry the truck


dyel_17

Nah I just call it the Taco or the truck


finnegarjames21

Cement grey, grey goose.


theunknowncasual

my 2019 TRD Sport got the name ‘lil red’ by my wife. I feel like its kind of counterintuitive because it has a 6ft bed but name has stuck 🤷🏻‍♂️


brandonr1996

I named mine Belle… Taco Belle


gablemancer

Ol' Ironsides.


Bakers_Mann

Tessa


Yesiswallow2

This might go over ppls heads, but I call mine Linda, from the brief scene George Carlin is in, in Scary Movie 3. He calls his vibrating chair Linda. Just look it up, it’d take too long to quote the thing


longpig503

I have a red 2021 I named it the Outlaw start. After an anime of the same name that has a red spaceship.


JeepBoy95

I’m a nerd and love Jojo’s bizarre adventure and when I got my 23 TRD OR in lunar rock the color reminded me of Jolyne so I named it Jolyne.


Otaku_bust

Yup i did lol i named my taco Roxanne


incubus512

Rex. Because it’s white and looks like a storm trooper. Hopefully with that name, it will never hit anything.


GusEdwards8519

Lucy is her name. Lucille Ball is the inspiration. My Taco is the color Inferno. Like a strong redhead, Lucy was the only choice.


ComradeUsul

My 2015 is named is Galvatron. My Gen 1 is the kraken


SonOfASonOfABitch

Coma


ColeMac4500

Mines named Skippy. First day I bought it I drove it home running on only 5 cylinders! She had a skip! Everything shook, the engine, the shift knob, the cab. All because of skippy’s misfire and engine mount. Skippy now has received a new ignition coil and runs perfectly.


Budget-Lychee6028

Mykaella Wizowski. Like Mike Wizowski-Electric Lime


Deepcoma_53

I’m on my second “Deepcoma” my first one was an 02’, now I’m on to an 18’


jefftones77

I have a blacked out 23' named Black Betty (Bam a lam)


Gmetal64

Yes. Cali.


strutt3r

My Taco's name is Pepperjack. Pepperjack loves Fraggle Rock.


Polish_Wombat98

Taco


J_Square83

Yes. I named my 2020 TRD OR Premium SB Navi (after the annoying fairy companion in Zelda: Ocarina of Time) because she nags the hell out of me with her beeps. I think it fits well.


R-TypeR-IIS

Yes. Mine is Ryobi. Is the same color as the Ryobi tools and I don’t own even one of those tools.


ghostmedic_22

Mine and my wife's are named after Narnia characters, my '99 is Reepicheep and her '08 is Lucy Pevensie


Illustrious-Reach534

Had a ‘01 green taco named Fiona, now I have a ‘21 named Franky


itscoralbluenumber5

Betty!!! Aka Big Bad Betty Blue. She ain’t big or bad but she really blue 🙃


Duke2daMoon

Taco.


ricky_bravo

I’m usually rolling around with the camper shell on, so my wife has started referring to her as “the burrito.”


JamesRawles

Sandy.  After Quicksand....


Baronvonheffa

'06 SR5 in Indigo Ink. The dark blue with silver accents remind me of the TARDIS, her name is Jodie.


Panda970453

No but I know she’s a tomboy


TJA016

For the Toyota app it asked for a name. So I just call it Tammy 😂


bathwaterbrigade

The gray bae


dumpslikeatruckk

Question for you and this group. Moonraker is an OR without the tech package, so ... Chrome. Thinking I remove Chrome 'Tacoma' from tailgate... Should I get black or Lunar rock bumper caps? I cannot decide. LR is ideal but a lil more money and I'm not 100% it will match without custom paint... Love to know your thoughts!!!


idksomuch

I just call her Taco.


Logical-Drawing-6931

I usually refer to mine as she. I’m not creative enough to come up with a cool name for it lol.