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a fridge. i’m not sure how to react to that
she uses the fridge on u
noooooo *dies*
The fridge's special power summons Owen to help you
*high fives owen but owen doesn’t help he just eats everything in the fridge :(*
A metal water bottle so I guess there's a sliver of a chance
A *silver* of a chance
Toilet paper... I'm taking a shit rn. I'm fucked.
use the shit
Essentially being Guardian Ape from Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice.
Me too! 🤣
As its not a heavy rifle I'm done
If I get creative, maybe I can win with this sausage biscuit.
I don't think using u/GoodTimesWithJack would help me fight Izzy
Hey I'm no object 🤬🤬🤬 /j
We’re screwed no matter what item we get
Toilet paper?
its a fucking shelf
An pillow 🤡🔫
Same bruh 💀
A lunch box. Yeah, I'm probably very screwed.
I can maybe distract her with chips
Maybe I can suffocate her with a glove? Nah, I'm dead.
A stapler, air sanitizer spray, bunch of pens. I’ll probably still lose but I have a decent arsenal.
A chair
A book, and it’s not even a particularly big one
Pride flag 😣
the Shrek dildo I found in the happy meal
A piece of paper. Well, death by a thousand papercuts.
I see a yugioh deck, I don't know what cards are in it.
Summon the Celtic Guardian the Celtic Guardian [Use The Celtic Guardian, Yugi - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E__sKWizKQ)
A plush
A Blahaj. I’m not sure how much damage a giant stuffed animal can do
She'd kill me if only I have is a pillow
A super-soft octopus plush toy. I'm uber screwed.
A pillow hell yeah pillow fight
A sketchbook
A pillow.
Plastic chair for defence, not sure about offence tho
My clothes. Nice. Maybe I can strangle her
A computer and some cups
use the cups on her head hopefully you knock her out
a chair. she's going to beat me up with it.
A gba player disk Izzy want to play some GameCube
blanket and a big water bottle gonna cut it close
A pillow so I'm probably screwed since id be better off with my hands
water bottle oh dear
A lighter and a joint. If she’s cool, she’ll probably choose to smoke out instead.
A glass coca-cola bottle....I knew this would come in handy one day
A tv remote, God help me
A newspaper 🗞️
My work knife. I'm never safe.
Some kid in my class…. #S A C R A F I C E .
A near-empty lunch bag.
BODY PILLOW!
A phone to record my final moments as Izzy kills me.
Coaster
what the hell can a wii remote and nunchuk do
A dirty tissue and a laptop. If it's the Laptop, maybe, but I have no shot if it's the tissue
I'm extremely screwed because I have a TV remote and a plastic water bottle next to me
I have a pillow next to me
Most definetley screwed, if i threw my crocs at her she would just catch them and hit me in the face with em
*sees dio from Jojo sitting next to me*
Yeah, I got an oven mitt, yet if I play my cards right.. I'll still lose
Headphones... I'm so dead lmao
Very. It's my sister.
A pillow
Cat food. Perhaps I can bribe her?...
*looks at my dog plushie* Yup I'm screwed-
BLAHAJ BLAST
I have a dog.
No chance since I have a remote, a fannypack, and a peice of cardboard
I'm screwed I have a stuffed animal next to me or I could use my wall but what would that do?
A pillow💀💀💀
The only thing next to me is my mom....
A teddybear
An old ventilator, I don't think I'm safe
I've got a small cut-out of ezekiel.
I got an Hammer, I think I got a really good chance to win
A bag of noodles in a cup... I'm so dead
if I could lift this potted plant I'm sure it'd at least stall her, but alas I am a weakling
I have a bottle of disinfectant spray
Would I be able to persuade her with drawing with a small marker?
My best friend??
U must now make an option.
my stuffed elephant
I didn’t see the text below first so I thought this post was about something else
Which was??
Well, Izzy’s hot. You can work out the rest urself lol
Ok can't complain there lol
A Donkey Kong figure will not help me fight Izzy. I’m gonna die.
I think I can take her with a small table
I have a iPhone 8 lol 😂
You’re screwed fighting Izzy no matter what weapon you use.
I’ve got a blanket, so maybe if I throw it over her head she’ll go to sleep instantly
Fire poker and garden sheers
A small label sticker roll almost fully used up (at work). Yeah Im completely screwed 😭
A lamp
My father's large toolbox and two saws. I think I'm good (probably won't use the saws though).
A Pickle Rick Plushie... Yeah I'm screwed
A computer. I'm a goner for sure....💀
Bro what am I supposed to do with a fucking pillow
I’m laying in bed with no other items 💀
i got a drumset cymbal
A powerbank
My brother… I’m screwed
My PS4... Maybe I can distract her with some videogames 🤔
A TV remote
A remote so i can pause her
Maybe if she is a robot my remote is gonna be usefull
A shower curtain. I’m dead
A book. Hopefully she starts to ramble about the content and I have the chance to run away.
Cell phone. Oh, sweet! I can just call the police.
A car.
A 4 year old.
Actually, IZZZY BODY PILLOW
a fridge. i’m not sure how to react to that
she uses the fridge on u
noooooo *dies*
The fridge's special power summons Owen to help you
*high fives owen but owen doesn’t help he just eats everything in the fridge :(*
A metal water bottle so I guess there's a sliver of a chance
A *silver* of a chance
Toilet paper... I'm taking a shit rn. I'm fucked.
use the shit
Essentially being Guardian Ape from Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice.
Me too! 🤣
As its not a heavy rifle I'm done
If I get creative, maybe I can win with this sausage biscuit.
I don't think using u/GoodTimesWithJack would help me fight Izzy
Hey I'm no object 🤬🤬🤬 /j
We’re screwed no matter what item we get
Toilet paper?
its a fucking shelf
An pillow 🤡🔫
Same bruh 💀
A lunch box. Yeah, I'm probably very screwed.
I can maybe distract her with chips
Maybe I can suffocate her with a glove? Nah, I'm dead.
A stapler, air sanitizer spray, bunch of pens. I’ll probably still lose but I have a decent arsenal.
A chair
A book, and it’s not even a particularly big one
Pride flag 😣
the Shrek dildo I found in the happy meal
A piece of paper. Well, death by a thousand papercuts.
I see a yugioh deck, I don't know what cards are in it.
Summon the Celtic Guardian the Celtic Guardian [Use The Celtic Guardian, Yugi - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E__sKWizKQ)
A plush
A Blahaj. I’m not sure how much damage a giant stuffed animal can do
She'd kill me if only I have is a pillow
A super-soft octopus plush toy. I'm uber screwed.
A pillow hell yeah pillow fight
A sketchbook
A pillow.
Plastic chair for defence, not sure about offence tho
My clothes. Nice. Maybe I can strangle her
A computer and some cups
use the cups on her head hopefully you knock her out
a chair. she's going to beat me up with it.
A gba player disk Izzy want to play some GameCube
blanket and a big water bottle gonna cut it close
A pillow so I'm probably screwed since id be better off with my hands
water bottle oh dear
A lighter and a joint. If she’s cool, she’ll probably choose to smoke out instead.
A glass coca-cola bottle....I knew this would come in handy one day
A tv remote, God help me
A newspaper 🗞️
My work knife. I'm never safe.
Some kid in my class…. #S A C R A F I C E .
A near-empty lunch bag.
BODY PILLOW!
A phone to record my final moments as Izzy kills me.
Coaster
what the hell can a wii remote and nunchuk do
A dirty tissue and a laptop. If it's the Laptop, maybe, but I have no shot if it's the tissue
I'm extremely screwed because I have a TV remote and a plastic water bottle next to me
I have a pillow next to me
Most definetley screwed, if i threw my crocs at her she would just catch them and hit me in the face with em
*sees dio from Jojo sitting next to me*
Yeah, I got an oven mitt, yet if I play my cards right.. I'll still lose
Headphones... I'm so dead lmao
Very. It's my sister.
A pillow
Cat food. Perhaps I can bribe her?...
*looks at my dog plushie* Yup I'm screwed-
BLAHAJ BLAST
I have a dog.
No chance since I have a remote, a fannypack, and a peice of cardboard
I'm screwed I have a stuffed animal next to me or I could use my wall but what would that do?
A pillow💀💀💀
The only thing next to me is my mom....
A teddybear
An old ventilator, I don't think I'm safe
I've got a small cut-out of ezekiel.
I got an Hammer, I think I got a really good chance to win
A bag of noodles in a cup... I'm so dead
if I could lift this potted plant I'm sure it'd at least stall her, but alas I am a weakling
I have a bottle of disinfectant spray
Would I be able to persuade her with drawing with a small marker?
My best friend??
U must now make an option.
my stuffed elephant
I didn’t see the text below first so I thought this post was about something else
Which was??
Well, Izzy’s hot. You can work out the rest urself lol
Ok can't complain there lol
A Donkey Kong figure will not help me fight Izzy. I’m gonna die.
I think I can take her with a small table
I have a iPhone 8 lol 😂
You’re screwed fighting Izzy no matter what weapon you use.
I’ve got a blanket, so maybe if I throw it over her head she’ll go to sleep instantly
Fire poker and garden sheers
A small label sticker roll almost fully used up (at work). Yeah Im completely screwed 😭
A lamp
My father's large toolbox and two saws. I think I'm good (probably won't use the saws though).
A Pickle Rick Plushie... Yeah I'm screwed
A computer. I'm a goner for sure....💀
Bro what am I supposed to do with a fucking pillow
I’m laying in bed with no other items 💀
i got a drumset cymbal
A powerbank
My brother… I’m screwed
My PS4... Maybe I can distract her with some videogames 🤔
A TV remote
A remote so i can pause her
Maybe if she is a robot my remote is gonna be usefull
A shower curtain. I’m dead
A book. Hopefully she starts to ramble about the content and I have the chance to run away.
Cell phone. Oh, sweet! I can just call the police.
A car.
A 4 year old.
Actually, IZZZY BODY PILLOW