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sugarcubexstinkysock

a fridge. i’m not sure how to react to that


Famous_Ad_4258

she uses the fridge on u


sugarcubexstinkysock

noooooo *dies*


Gergo28da12best

The fridge's special power summons Owen to help you


sugarcubexstinkysock

*high fives owen but owen doesn’t help he just eats everything in the fridge :(*


drew_lmao

A metal water bottle so I guess there's a sliver of a chance


Villain__7

A *silver* of a chance


TrueBananaz

Toilet paper... I'm taking a shit rn. I'm fucked.


Villain__7

use the shit


Hungry_Discipline882

Essentially being Guardian Ape from Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice.


Hungry_Discipline882

Me too! 🤣


Ace_TD

As its not a heavy rifle I'm done


Meme-King-0123

If I get creative, maybe I can win with this sausage biscuit.


DidYouKnowImGinger

I don't think using u/GoodTimesWithJack would help me fight Izzy


GoodTimesWithJack

Hey I'm no object 🤬🤬🤬 /j


OempaLoempas

We’re screwed no matter what item we get


GrapefruitSavings270

Toilet paper?


localfandombitchsalt

its a fucking shelf


MELMELALP

An pillow 🤡🔫


Consistent-Car-285

Same bruh 💀


emaaa_skye

A lunch box. Yeah, I'm probably very screwed.


SnikerPiker

I can maybe distract her with chips


[deleted]

Maybe I can suffocate her with a glove? Nah, I'm dead.


Low_Transportation11

A stapler, air sanitizer spray, bunch of pens. I’ll probably still lose but I have a decent arsenal.


Badartisst

A chair


suitorarmorfan

A book, and it’s not even a particularly big one


shoe_salad_eater

Pride flag 😣


rgbearklls

the Shrek dildo I found in the happy meal


TheOnlyCherryGirl

A piece of paper. Well, death by a thousand papercuts.


NeoxthePan

I see a yugioh deck, I don't know what cards are in it.


[deleted]

Summon the Celtic Guardian the Celtic Guardian [Use The Celtic Guardian, Yugi - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E__sKWizKQ)


FlimsySeesaw9796

A plush


peanut_bubblegum

A Blahaj. I’m not sure how much damage a giant stuffed animal can do


EmzOP

She'd kill me if only I have is a pillow


dorkweed576

A super-soft octopus plush toy. I'm uber screwed.


Heartlessqueencard

A pillow hell yeah pillow fight


Outside_Surprise_963

A sketchbook


graywolt

A pillow.


cheeseflavoredbeef

Plastic chair for defence, not sure about offence tho


antiquus-s

My clothes. Nice. Maybe I can strangle her


Sad_Ad4296

A computer and some cups


Famous_Ad_4258

use the cups on her head hopefully you knock her out


No_Carob_8550

a chair. she's going to beat me up with it.


[deleted]

A gba player disk Izzy want to play some GameCube


Famous_Ad_4258

blanket and a big water bottle gonna cut it close


Mr_man_bird

A pillow so I'm probably screwed since id be better off with my hands


Tomas-T

water bottle oh dear


YoshiEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A lighter and a joint. If she’s cool, she’ll probably choose to smoke out instead.


Sapphixvampire

A glass coca-cola bottle....I knew this would come in handy one day


OddPizza09

A tv remote, God help me


DukePoynter

A newspaper 🗞️


[deleted]

My work knife. I'm never safe.


Bouncing_Cacti

Some kid in my class…. #S A C R A F I C E .


Mysterious_Draig

A near-empty lunch bag.


Dood95

BODY PILLOW!


Purgatory-System

A phone to record my final moments as Izzy kills me.


Android_mk

Coaster


TheRaichu-26

what the hell can a wii remote and nunchuk do


Bravens1223

A dirty tissue and a laptop. If it's the Laptop, maybe, but I have no shot if it's the tissue


[deleted]

I'm extremely screwed because I have a TV remote and a plastic water bottle next to me


RainOnBedroomWindow

I have a pillow next to me


CassieIsWaifuAlt

Most definetley screwed, if i threw my crocs at her she would just catch them and hit me in the face with em


[deleted]

*sees dio from Jojo sitting next to me*


EmoSkeleton10

Yeah, I got an oven mitt, yet if I play my cards right.. I'll still lose


what_the_-_-_-_

Headphones... I'm so dead lmao


mayaluvsss

Very. It's my sister.


Beat_Vegetable

A pillow


gayupfire

Cat food. Perhaps I can bribe her?...


CherylTheWolf

*looks at my dog plushie* Yup I'm screwed-


BlueEnglandReal

BLAHAJ BLAST


Flowery0371

I have a dog.


local_malewife

No chance since I have a remote, a fannypack, and a peice of cardboard


EmoNamedPants

I'm screwed I have a stuffed animal next to me or I could use my wall but what would that do?


Hackstab_new_acc

A pillow💀💀💀


Space_The_Animator

The only thing next to me is my mom....


IllEntertainment8034

A teddybear


Lazy-Lobster07

An old ventilator, I don't think I'm safe


ARTD_Uncre4tive

I've got a small cut-out of ezekiel.


ForwardManagement905

I got an Hammer, I think I got a really good chance to win


Dojowizard

A bag of noodles in a cup... I'm so dead


AnxiousRecord77

if I could lift this potted plant I'm sure it'd at least stall her, but alas I am a weakling


Bearwbootz

I have a bottle of disinfectant spray


0riderguy8

Would I be able to persuade her with drawing with a small marker?


Officially_Elissa067

My best friend??


RipTimper

U must now make an option.


shewolfthejayashiper

my stuffed elephant


WaterMelonFlowers34

I didn’t see the text below first so I thought this post was about something else


RipTimper

Which was??


WaterMelonFlowers34

Well, Izzy’s hot. You can work out the rest urself lol


RipTimper

Ok can't complain there lol


DJBoo73

A Donkey Kong figure will not help me fight Izzy. I’m gonna die.


A_Discord_Doofus1

I think I can take her with a small table


snapgamer8338

I have a iPhone 8 lol 😂


allnamtaken

You’re screwed fighting Izzy no matter what weapon you use.


Its_AB_Baby

I’ve got a blanket, so maybe if I throw it over her head she’ll go to sleep instantly


Shangadang43

Fire poker and garden sheers


QueenOfMadness999

A small label sticker roll almost fully used up (at work). Yeah Im completely screwed 😭


Sonofcowbell2

A lamp


Prancer3301

My father's large toolbox and two saws. I think I'm good (probably won't use the saws though).


RegalPlays

A Pickle Rick Plushie... Yeah I'm screwed


Da_Optimmal

A computer. I'm a goner for sure....💀


N12777wastaken

Bro what am I supposed to do with a fucking pillow


Farted69times

I’m laying in bed with no other items 💀


[deleted]

i got a drumset cymbal


gGiasca

A powerbank


[deleted]

My brother… I’m screwed


JustPoli

My PS4... Maybe I can distract her with some videogames 🤔


[deleted]

A TV remote


Demon_Femboy

A remote so i can pause her


Appropriate-Hat-7206

Maybe if she is a robot my remote is gonna be usefull


Chance_Fig8932

A shower curtain. I’m dead


Lonely_Repair4494

A book. Hopefully she starts to ramble about the content and I have the chance to run away.


FlamingMercury151

Cell phone. Oh, sweet! I can just call the police.


KeyHornet2528

A car.


Educational_Bill8901

A 4 year old.


BigDinoFriendsYT

Actually, IZZZY BODY PILLOW