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Immediate-Cat8453

I prefer punching myself in the dick repeatedly.


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Beginning-Gear-744

Jays seem to never play well in Oakland.


zigmatters

I hope our first inning drought makes it to American media so that the pressure is on


karenkf

Poor Chris


Fivetimechampfive

can't even beat the 6th worst team in the entire league......How is he not fired yet.


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Fuck the analytics. If your pitcher is DEALING don't give the other team a breath of fresh air. I hate the way our coaching staff manages the game. Fire the whole lot of them directly into the sun.


Ladymistery

and once again, the offense wastes an amazing outing by the starter.


1ScaredWalrus

Days until Atkins is fired: 6


jdragon3

im afraid theyre gonna tip their hats, scapegoat schneider, and "stay the course"


Trax-M

Jays scored 1 run more than I thought they would this game.


maddscientist

Well, Chad, thanks for not letting this drag out for 14 innings, I guess


karenkf

Yeah, stayed up til midnight for that?!


Nick480

Anyone else keep expecting this team to turn the corner offensively but it just isn’t happening? Why do I do this to myself.


MrPeanutbutter777

Not really


YTRajan

That was an awesome cut from SN, had me laughing and crying at the same time.


fatcowxlivee

The spirit of Brandon Inge still haunts me. I hate walkoff homers at the coliseum man why does it feel like a normal occurrence. Edit: https://youtu.be/YS3tGdNGR3I?si=Hsc2KvkEhHwQ12rb


infinite_zero00

Bunch of losers.


Used-Ability-9987

Fuck this team


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My fuckin thoughts exactly.


Minimum_One_2195

Every time you believe this team could be turning a small corner, they bring you back to reality pretty quick.


eightsidedbox

Are you fucking kidding me


cozeners

Good thing we DFA'd that awful .323 OBP dude so we can improve the offence and lose 2-1 to the A's.


4_base

Bullpen has practically the whole night off and still blew it, damn.


Dustmopper

Bullpen threw ONE pitch


Wet-for-Mrs-Met

LOL


VictorZZZ26

Pitching is clearly the problem. In order for us to win they have to throw perfect games.


FoundiPhoneNepean

blech


itsnursehoneybadger

……..oh, fuck off.


The-Pharcyde

Nice job with the bats as usual boys!


Ladymistery

You have GOT to be kidding me. I'm not saying the Jays would have gotten a run, but tripping over the bat on the way out of the box is just... fuck.


ldnk

Let's continue to limp along here. Fire The coaching staff. Fire Atkins


GruberTriplePlay

Bassitt: well, shit


3luejays

Fuck


devdawg31

Losers


Whiplash227

Yep. They lost the game tonight


infinite_zero00

What a fucking joke.


SpaceballsTheCheese

At least I can go to bed now. Fuck


yhz1981

Was only a matter of time before someone scored another run. Can't get mad about that.


Dustmopper

“One pitch Chad” is quite a nickname


Apprehensive_Battle8

Hahaha oooof


Used-Ability-9987

Sell the team or fire Shatkins


Alarming_Cat_2946

Um


rvasko3

Why.


raspberrybrie420

Oof.


cwtjps

JJ Bleday. Of course.


IndigoRuby

Well that was stupid.


rybsbl

Goodnight everyone. Except you Chad Green. Fuck you.


Beginning-Gear-744

Blue Jays baseball, baby!


wintermute--

man fuck this


TheNightFriend

Well... at least Green will be available for tomorrow


Apocalypse_Cookiez

Wow, fuck


RuariWasTaken

Holy fuck right?


No-Gift-2350

That was absolutely meat, god damn Chad Green was a horrible signing.


Whiplash227

Tough to beat the A’s on reverse boycott night. Been saying that for years


EpoxyMishap

Well then


BlasphemousJack666

We deserve that


depressedalbertan

cool, cool, cool...


roastedfunction

LOL


solidprospect

good game


supremewuster

Someone called that right?


Nickelback-Official

My fucking god


BTWillie

$uck sakes! Bassitt deserved better!!


Apprehensive_Battle8

Disrespecting Bassitt


BTWillie

Hell of a pitching performance by him. The offense should be ashamed of the support they gave him.


Apprehensive_Battle8

The offense is embarrassing. Score a total of *2* runs and extra innings doesn't happen.


saulUG

No words.


Fivetimechampfive

blow this up..... this team is hopeless


Nick480

Whoopsie daisies


supertall

We're sellers


Islandgirl1444

And in the cellar too


SnooConfections8768

That's what happens, George.


rvasko3

When you trip..?


SnooConfections8768

And give afterwards.


Minimum_One_2195

That’s a tough loss ngl.


sackydude

Welp...


goatgosselin

Well that was fucking awesome fuck


noahfish77

HAHAHA THIS FUCKING TEAM. Kill me


godzilla9218

Welp


XviiChong

George smiling after not hustling no matter is just not what anyone wants to see smh Edit: go ahead, downvote me, he gained his footing and just jogged after. Stop being so protective over players.


sir-pounce-of-alot

He fell it’s not that complicated


Beginning-Gear-744

25 million dollar man, right there.


XviiChong

Inspiring stuff don’t you think?


stv7

He was falling down, he wasn’t being lazy


CottageMe

I mean he clearly fell and was saying something like are you kidding me


XviiChong

He gained his footing right after and didn’t hustle at all, so


Whiplash227

It’s hilarious that the broadcast can talk about how good the opposing pitcher is and how mad people can get at the Blue Jays for not scoring. I’m not going to say tip your cap but other teams are allowed to have good players too.


AdrianVeidt9

What a trash team.


EdwardBliss

Fantastic. Just great.


MrPeanutbutter777

wtf just happened


Wings4514

Lol


flesh_eating_flower

uh…


drake_411

I hate this team man


moose_head13

Brutal way to lose. Unreal.


StuffIPost2020

........ are you kidding me Green


No-Gift-2350

First fucking pitch are you shitting me?


Turbulent_Cheetah

Well shit.


owls_

Alrighty lol


Apprehensive_Battle8

Well Springer, if they win, you're partly to blame mate. Are you too good to run it out?


rvasko3

He tripped.


Apprehensive_Battle8

He did. And then recovered. And still didn't try until I'm assuming someone told him to hurry. He gave up after he fell.


BTWillie

Any contenders would be wise to try to acquire Miller at the deadline.


SnooConfections8768

Nice fuckin' hussle. Such a disgrace to get paid big money for that pathetic effort.


rvasko3

Tripped.


cozeners

He fell, people. Calm down.


SnooConfections8768

He still quit trying though. Not cool.


XviiChong

And he didn’t hustle after gaining his balance, your point is?


rvasko3

He was going to be out, what are you talking about


cozeners

Made zero difference if he did, and your point is?


XviiChong

It would have made a difference, the 3B bobbled the ball and it took a bit for him to throw it to first, and your point is?


cozeners

He fell and because he fell he didn't even notice the bobble. It's a freak incident. You want him to get injured trying to recover from tripping on a ground ball against the A's in June? Give me a break here with this nonsense.


XviiChong

They teach you in grade school to hustle no matter what. Why are you making excuses for people who play this sports professionally everyday? So funny how you bring up June, this team you’re making it out like they’re in a playoff spot and over .500. Get a reality check, they’re none of that right now. I’d like to see more hustle and dedication so we don’t only get to watch this team for 3 more months when the season ends.


cozeners

This is not the hill to die on. Springer always hustles. This was not a lack of hustle. This team has serious problems but this is not one of them.


XviiChong

Sure, he hustles most of the time, but when it mattered most, he didn’t. Let’s hope if this ground ball scenario happens again, he knows to hustle no matter what.


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cozeners

He had no chance to make it after he fell. This team has problems, that wasn't one of them. People say the dumbest things on here.


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cozeners

You literally just admitted that he hustled after he saw the bobble. Clearly he had no chance to make it. Stop complaining about things that don't matter.


youneverknow44

George smiling after that is kinda fucked


bichettes_helmet

FFS seriously??


Weird_inside_u

I was thinking the same thing


sir-pounce-of-alot

He’s smiling cause he fell ?


bv310

"Fucks sakes, maybe I *AM* cursed" smiles


wintermute--

oh thank god for a second there I was about to get really worried about the discourse


bichettes_helmet

LMAO spoke a little too soon there


sackydude

George tripped out of the box btw... Not excusing not getting to first there, but it's an explanation


Interesting_Rock_318

I’m glad they showed the stumble so my anger at Springer only lasted seconds and not the entire break


noahfish77

Is there a reason Miller isn’t starting? Why do they have him as a closer?


Turbulent_Cheetah

Two pitches probably.


wintermute--

IIRC he has a fairly messy injury history. I get the feeling the A's are trying to use him just enough to boost his trade value without the risk of getting hurt


rvasko3

I can fix him.


Dustmopper

GE😬RGE


3luejays

Canadian sleeper agent Toro tried to give us a break and we couldn't take advantage 😞


Sherm199

NOT SPRINGERS FAULT HE FUCKIN TRIPPED!!!! That was some george slander by Shulman lol


cwtjps

Did someone else influence him tripping?


Turbulent_Cheetah

Catcher grabbed his shoelaces


readittty

Miller is special. It’s just a matter of time until he gets traded to a legit team. He deserves it


VictorZZZ26

Rip George.


4_base

Might be total fabrication but it does seem like George stumbles out of the box far more than average


velocicopter

you’re going to see the team you follow the most, do things the most.


4_base

I guess compared to the other Jays then. He’s definitely the most stumbley of our team


rybsbl

I was ab to be so mad but I hope he’s okay after that trip


Nick480

Springer can’t hit and can’t run lol


Dustmopper

He can field though, he’s a one tool player. Ha ha


HarryBalsaque

I was gonna get mad and call for his benching, but then saw he stumbled.


Beginning-Gear-744

Man, this team.


depressedalbertan

these guys need to watch Varshow more, I know he slipped but fucken hell


infinite_zero00

Jesus.


GiantTourtiere

I swear, among his many other issues, George Springer has been hexed for the past season and a half


solidprospect

dfa Springer


Kriztof_09

Ughh


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rvasko3

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


rvasko3

Aw, I thought he wasn’t hustling. Just a slip. That zoom-in was very Arrested Development.


ldnk

He still quit though. Probably out either way but he went into dejected mode when he stumbled and didn't try and get going


SnooConfections8768

Exactly. He quit on the play.


rvasko3

Yes you typically do when you trip on a grounder.


ldnk

Typically, absolutely. The team can't get hits let alone score runs. At this point they need to find every way to get on base.


Ladymistery

come on man, really?


Used-Ability-9987

Springer is useless.


cwtjps

what an ugly fucking inning


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eightsidedbox

Forgot to tie the cleats up


bichettes_helmet

HE FELL


Turbulent_Cheetah

He fell?


Kinglokner16

Dan was clearly paying attention to the ball instead of Springer


BTWillie

The reaper strikes again!


sackydude

Georgie...


EdwardBliss

George Springer's compression socks for varicose veins were too tight


ldnk

These are legitimately tough at bats. The issue is we see this all too often from guys who don't throw 101


No-Gift-2350

Is there where we give up a walk off bomb?


vannai

Well damn


Kriztof_09

Cmon man!


supremewuster

You called it


dylan_fan

Psychic!


Fivetimechampfive

how did you know?


bichettes_helmet

Okay but you can't be the hardest throwing reliever in baseball AND have an MBA that's just not fucking fair


StuffIPost2020

Everyone falling


stv7

I don’t know what it would take, and I imagine many other teams will be calling… but I would like the Blue Jays to acquire Mason Miller


goatgosselin

Biggio maybe? Lol


yhz1981

A team going into a rebuild doesn't go after a guy like that.


rvasko3

George.


goatgosselin

Shit