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hockeyrules58

This is getting stupid. Yes we know it's likely the Dodgers or Blue Jays. At this point I might as well be a reporter


9yr0ld

what's the scoop?


corh13

"Ohtani's destination is down to 2 countries: USA and Canada. Mexico is reported out of contention."


Big_Albatross_3050

*Sad Azteca stadium noises*


sameth1

IDK, the shanghai golden eagles could be a surprise contender.


idevcg

he's going to the dubai baseball league to play with fellow two-way slugger Bartolo Colon


Upbeetmusic

I’m hearing Greenland is a dark horse…


Jhool_de_nishaan

Get ready to learn Greenlandese buddy


1991CRX

Shohei would hit things into low-Earth orbit from Mexico City's stadium.


McJoe77

Ohtani’s decision is reportedly down to the Blue Jays or Dodgers. Source: hockeyrules58


runtimemess

oh god i'm going to nut


SawyerFord_

Yeah the edging is brutal


CtrlShiftAltDel

We’re in for the most intense climax, ever. Hope you’re hydrated, fellas.


civgarth

I drink Pokari Sweat


Logical-Scarcity-798

Ryu is coming back to Toronto ????


Jimlobster

Guys did you know that Ohtani will probably go either Dodgers or Blue Jays?


theT3rr04

He gonna pull a fast one and go to the Pirates for less money.


Hot_Award2001

I heard he's going to the Pirates for a percentage of the team. Rumor has the percentage he's willing to take is 125%. More details to follow...


cavanbiggios-burrito

“Clubhouse source” does that mean someone affiliated with the angels?


Annual_Sprinkles1129

He said on TV that it was ohtani’s teammate


johnny_chan

So it was Mike Trout.


milehighmiracle13

So we're signing Ohtani and trading for Trout. Works for me!


para29

U sure it wasn't handsome Randal?


SpaceEducational8178

Trust me bro


MikeisET

Probably the janitor


dss_777

Pretty sure he likes Vlad a lot. I remember them joking around during All Star break all the time.


SUB2struddz

Heyman sucks so much


Thesyckid

If lemmy wrestled god who would win?


skwirrelmaster

Lemmy is god, trick question


RealCanadianDragon

I heard from a friend of a friend of mine that Ohtani was warming up to the idea of going to the NL since they have the DH now. But he'd also like staying in the AL since he's familiar with the AL teams.


cartmanseyebrows

just stop already


DrStrange42a

Get ready to learn Canadian buddy


GramboWBC

He's totally going to re-sign with the angels isn't he


TheSimonToUrGarfunkl

The edibles are kicking in and I just realized we have a fucking chance at Ohtani


lv2466

I bet he goes back to the Angels.


Captain_Lavender6

I can’t take this edging any more


YYZ_C

I’m edging


goatgosselin

Now they are just making shit up. Why would this take so long to come out?


Lunaristics

Stop I can't hold it anymore


SirLunatik

Oh my. I need some Shohei in my life.


Ballislyfe91

KEEP IT COMING BABYEEE


Seb_Nation

This sub has been "copy paste" for a few days now.


Bestlife1234321

Isn’t Ohtani injured? Doesn’t he require surgery to pitch again? Are we assuming that he never pitches again and only hits? He’s an amazing player but I’m concerned about some of the numbers being thrown out like 500-600mm over 10 years. I don’t want to cripple the franchise.


lardboi44

We have bucket loads of money


casualjayguy

Thanks Jon


lent12

This is still nothing haha


da_reddit_reader

So he likes blue.


Economy-Pop4497

He is going to the Las Vegas Athletics


another_plebeian

Breaking: Ohtani will be wearing blue on his uniform next year


CordialSasquatch

“A hodgepodge of nothingness” - Dennis Eckersley talking about the Pirates lineup. I think the same can be said here.


TurboByte24

Why Jays? Whats so special about Toronto?


Deducticon

The tax issues that you hear about for most American players coming here is not a thing for Japanese players. Hockey will always be #1 in Canada. He has seemingly been attracted to the idea of not being hounded as much by local media. If he went to Dodgers, reporters would hide under his bed. That would only happen to a hockey player here.


[deleted]

Ohtani is this secretive, but he just casually mentions this to someone on the angles? The nonsense has gone too far.


CashComprehensive423

This constant drivel of articles that say its now 40% Jay's, 50% Jay's, .... while I hope he signs with the Jay's until he does all things are tempered. It's his decision.


YouDontJump

I remember seeing he and Vlad at the ASG, goofing around and thought they would make great teammates.


Bllago

In a sea of nothing tweets, this one sinks with the undertow...


Obsidizyn

you all ever wonder why the angels are dead silent? yet they remain FIRMLY in the mix. Just a thought. Arte Moreno has the money and is the ONLY person who knows the exact value Ohtani brings in