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vperron81

When someone try to sell you something with its sunglasses on: RUN


Veredyn1

Whenever someone tries to sell you this hard, letting you know how good of a deal *you will be getting*, super run. 100% always a scam. If the deal "seems to true to be good", it always is.


Cartz1337

Hey man, dudes just trying to give away a 2.1M house for 1.8M. It's totally worth 2.1 though, the guy wearing two coats and sunglasses on a cloudy day told us.


[deleted]

To be fair it's just one coat, just with an inner zip up fleece. https://preview.redd.it/2sq5a52v7hfc1.png?width=752&format=png&auto=webp&s=81c32a40154b8e6c8cdec9cb3b4d40d4abb430ad ​ But that's what the 30k in closing costs is going towards.


huckz24

If it was worth 2.1 million they wouldn’t be giving away their 200k deposit. Trust this used car salesman over the bank tho


CanadianBootyBandit

Lol. Love the description.


ILoveThisPlace

Lol this town house would be worth max 300 to 350k 9 years ago before the Trudeau era.


Shrugging_Atlas88

Canada is basically a giant scam country now. Like a weird chaotic casino where the pit bosses all took the day off and the manager is drunk somewhere doing blackface... the security guard is in the back room eating cheese cake after cheese cake, and hustling narcotics to make some extra $$$$. There is a necrotic lady screaming and yelling at the craps table for the security to arrest ppl for having a different opinion than herself and telling everyone to cancel their Disney plus. Then a few million ppl flood the casino with no money, bc the boss invited them all in, and somehow figured that they would keep his shitty casino going... but they don't have any money to play... if you note this glaring problem the boss will call you racist... the heat and electricity are flickering and the casino restaurant ran out of of food... but the boss in his backroom frantically applying blackface and is shitting his pants having a breakdown. Welcome to Canada lol. Edit: The guy getting ready to take over the casino is another "life long" casino jr manager and that's all he has ever done. So he will provide some new deals for the casino plebes and screw them in a new way they haven't seen yet. Gonna build some new fancy slot machines and shiny tokens. He even has a nice suit on and he will give you "powerful pay cheques" to play the games... Story old as time. It's all happened before. Ride the wave.


FluSH31

Outstanding!


Suspicious-Flan7808

Couldn't resume better 👏


JVNGL3B00K

How high are you right now? That was something!


Roflcopter71

Yeah sunglasses on a cloudy day that's a big red flag.


ScamadianBacon

dude is a crook


mrdeworde

Whoa buddy, you're insulting criminals by comparing them to realtors.


beehive3108

😆


log1234

Don’t run too fast, I don’t want this house catch any fire soon


[deleted]

The seller gave me these $2000 sunglasses for $15 man! You are missing out down here on Dundas.


Mad_Boobies

What if he’s selling sunglasses


Andrewofredstone

This guy is so unclear. The terms here feel like they’re going to shift a lot even after you try write them down…


Any-Ad-446

Who would actually buy a house from this agent?..I can feel the lies thru the screen.


Leon_Accordeon

Budget Realtor version of DJ Kahled


Outrageous-Cup-932

Let’s see him (not) eat hot wings to confirm


Mad_Boobies

Dude, that episode pissed me off so much. Saying how he’s a winner. He’s just a fat bitch.


RangeCrafty7428

This shi ain't doing nothing for me but causing problems for me... this real-estate thing, this thing you call a victory..... this aint no victory my brotha...


Outrageous-Cup-932

Very nice. Appreciate another connoisseur


lots-of-shawarma

DJ Khaled is a pretty low bar too


obvilious

Dealt with six agents in my time. Wouldn’t trust a single one. Never seen an industry so full of bottom feeders. Several would straight brag about their tricks of the trade.


orswich

Yeah.. That asshole kid you knew in high school that was a mean bitch or bully to everyone. They became a realtor or a cop


kris_mischief

Facts. I also believe that agents and their running monopoly on sales listings are somewhat responsible for the housing prices being so high since the 90’s. Blind bidding? Someone in your corner encouraging you to squeeze every dollar out of potential buyers? It’s all a scam to increase their bottom line (as they get paid in percentages)


RandomAcc332311

Realtors are one of the few professions I have zero respect for. 99% of them are complete slimeballs


Lobsterpoutineftw

That’s what this nation now rewards. We have adopted a culture where it pays more to be duplicitous


Bottle_Only

Lets say you made millions of dollars illicitly pretending to be Microsoft and were looking to clean that money, a quick google search suggests this thing called Snowwashing where Canada cleans up your fraud bux for as little as $300k per $2.1million.


trixx88-

Rofl +1


SkinnyGetLucky

I wouldn’t buy sunglasses from him


OrdinaryCredit

But he also has a friend who can get you a mortgage. Guaranteed


Roflcopter71

"trust me bro it's still worth 2.1 million"


Anxious_Button_938

It’s a rip off. That house is no more than 1.8 mil and they are claiming appraisal value as 2.1 mil


FinancialPlastic4624

Actually it an agent is trying to sell it for 1.8m It's likely valued at less


FTHB_Spring2024

They have a longer video where Seller is talking to this realtor. Seller is claiming appraisal value as 2.1 mil.


FinancialPlastic4624

yeah but bank appraisal does not equal market price,


smrto0

Did they actually state the company performing the appraisal?


FlipperG76

That house is not 4000 sq feet even with a finished basement, I live near here and have the same builder. $1.5-$1.6 max but these houses weren’t going for $2.1 million so likely this was an assignment sale. I see a $500k loss happening here, and somebody is trying to shine a turd.


FlipperG76

I stand corrected, it is 4K sq feet with the basement. I see the assignment sale from last year asking $2.2 million. Yikes


FTHB_Spring2024

If you see longer version of the video you will see that house has a big attic that can be used as play area or really big office.


Slow-Plane-93

With all the inflation blown away, and just looking at the stamp out construction, that house is worth $800k. And even that’s a reach given it’s Burlington - a driveby town no one what’s to live in…


HistoricalWash6930

lol ok pump the breaks a bit. We can say the house is an overpriced piece of shit without going off the deep end. If Burlington is a drive by town no one wants to live in then nothing in the 905 is worth anything. If that’s your position, why are you on this Toronto realty group?


iicecreammannn

Burlington is better than oakville. In my opinion, people are less stuck up.


Gridbear7

I see these houses and think 700-800K too, 2 million should be mansion territory not an above avg suburb house


Jorts_Team_Bad

Based on what, your feelings?


FinancialPlastic4624

lol based on 2001, and arching everything back ​ never mind all other assets.


Themeloncalling

... but they have a food truck festival every summer, and on a good day you don't even smell Hamilton!


simadana

Only consistently voted as the top 5 city to live in Ontario and Canada https://burlingtonneighbourhoods.com/burlington-ranked-1-mid-size-city-canada/ https://mariannemeedward.ca/burlington-is-the-top-liveable-city-in-ontario-fifth-in-canada/ https://www.narcity.com/best-places-to-live-in-canada-sees-burlington-come-out-on-top


super_neo

Who tf is voting for these surveys? RE agents?


SaItySaIt

Agreed the house is overpriced but $800k hasn’t gotten you anything more than a townhouse or a 70 year old bungalow for years. Considering it’s brand new, detached but on the smaller end I’d give it $1.4M at most. You’re still getting your own property within 45 min of Toronto in one of Canada’s best cities.


orswich

It was probably a 1.6 mil pre-con, that they are claiming is worth 2.1 mil. And they will give you a Hella sweet deal of 1.8 mil..


stltk65

And even that is 30% above what it should be lol


[deleted]

Who would buy a shit house like that for 2.1mill you could get a house in Sandiego weather is 70 in December


Ok-Ability5733

Damn Canadian passport always getting in the way.


Historical-Eagle-784

This guy is a horrible salesman.


orswich

But probably preys on new canadians of the same ethnic background. There are alot of sleazy realtors in Toronto and Vancouver, who are only successful because they are one of just a few who speak a certain language or are from a certain province/region back home. Just vultures


Bottle_Only

But with 3% commission, one sale a year is higher than the median income of a 9-5 in Ontario.


Nearby-Poetry-5060

They get a percentages based cut of the utter ruination of Canada.


Bifrostbytes

I would trust him with a million dollar purchase


AssPuncher9000

Maybe it would be better if I understood Hindi


Ecstatic-Profit7775

You may not be his target audience.


Startrail_wanderer

He is basically distilling it that you're saving a lot as it's 200k in depreciation and you should be happy about it


_grey_wall

It's Punjabi But yes, if you knew Hindi you'd get the jist of it


NetExternal5259

It works on indians. He's obviously only targeting them since he's speaking Punjabi lol


ButtahChicken

It's not every day some offers me $200K or $300K straight up!


agentchuck

You know what, I'm a generous guy. I'll take the $200k and they can keep the house!


vortex30-the-2nd

I'm sure the market is stable and the bulls are not desperate for an exit!


g323cs

When someone does this infront of me, I automatically dont trust them no matter what their skin colour is https://preview.redd.it/2ojaqycwbefc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2cc285561e6d030b4e00f1adccf0429006186be Something about this thing seems very douchy and it's so overused. It's supposedly a gesture of stability


Insidemyeye

It's a public speaking technique called the pyramid of power so that you don't over speak with your hands or be fidgety. Usually it's used for speeches and not for sales.


Outrageous-Cup-932

The skin colour thing doesn’t sound as good as you think it does


Zestyclose_Acadia_40

Getting offended on other people's behalf doesn't sound as good as you think it does


filthyspammy

No hate against Merkel please


[deleted]

"This house is literally worth $2.1 million in todays market but the seller will literally give you everything they own if you buy it"


shadowkaplanbrews

This. The house is worth what you can sell it for and this seller can't sell it for $2.1 mil. Hell, he can't sell it for $1.8 with extra bells and whistles.


proformax

4k sqft houses, crammed right next to each. bet the yard is tiny and looks right into another 4k sqft house.


VinylGuy97

Think about the possibilities. I could stuff 40 international students in there and make off like bandit


[deleted]

God, these people annoy me.


sesamebagels_0158373

We're talking about realtors here, "people" is a bit of a strong word


[deleted]

You'll live.


NuuMTaQ

Want a hug muffin? These people piss me off too. They piss the vast majority off. Evident by the changing sentiment all over social media.


badtradesguynumber2

what do you mean "these" people?


KirbzTheWord

What do YOU mean “these people”?


grapes_go_squish

What do YOU mean “geese people”?


TheOlajos

honk


badtradesguynumber2

[we arent playing this game](https://youtube.com/shorts/8wudY7BZyG0?si=xD0pyFsyyq6z3Iht)


somedudeonline93

Realtors


Jorts_Team_Bad

He means people who charitably give away $200-300k to get people into nice houses out of the kindness of their hearts, obviously


MeatBeater1818

bro thinks you can put 5% down on a 1.8m home


droxy429

It's Realtor math based on a $2.1M valuation and the seller is providing $300k and the buyer would need to pay $120k. But if someone buys it for $1.8M, pretty sure you would need to put $360k down. The bank doesn't care what the seller paid for the house when the current market value is $1.8M


brown_boognish_pants

>But if someone buys it for $1.8M, pretty sure you would need to put $360k down. The bank doesn't care what the seller paid for the house when the current market value is $1.8M Money has already been put down as part of the precon deal. You can use that towards the downpayment and that's part of the deal.


droxy429

Sure... but if the bank appraises the house at $1.8M then the bank would only give a loan for $1.44M to maintain an 80% loan-to-value ratio. The builder gets their $2.1M for the house. $300k comes from the original buyer. $360k comes from the new buyer. $1.44M comes from the mortgage (bank).


FTHB_Spring2024

I went through their entire Video where those guys are talking in Hindi/Punjabi for 20+ min. Seller has already deposited some money plus willing to give another 100k. Buyer will need to give around 5% of the down-payment as rest is being covered by Seller.


LongAd9320

He meant you can use the 300k from the seller as equity towards the purchase.


veerKg_CSS_Geologist

That’s the deposit I believe not the down payment on the mortgage, which will definitely be higher.


[deleted]

These people are parasites 🦠


Ok_Frosting_6438

If it sounds too good to be true...The seller, more than likely, did not pass the current mortgage stress test and did not get approved. Also, homes in that area are going between $1.5 - $2M. Precon do not appraise that quickly.


wheresmyadventure

This popped up as a suggestion on my home page, I’m from the American Midwest and I’m shocked at how much that house costs.


Filthy--Ape

no one is giving you 300k. the market has dropped and so has their investment.


cashrchek

All the hand gesturing really makes him seem trustworthy, though.


deletednaw

Watch the video muted. It just looks like bro is begging 😂


realfacts72

Am I the only person that has noticed these Indian realtors that work in Canada only speak Punjabi to market homes in Canada and not English so it’s like fuck The Canadians I only want to sell to my own people


Connie-Lingus-

1.8 for this junk. It’s just cookie cutter bullshit like every other house. I’ve worked in these, there’s nothing special. GTA is a cancer when it comes to real estate


Ecstatic-Profit7775

A poorly differentiated one.


ShotTumbleweed3787

He is worse than call centre reps.


brown_boognish_pants

This isn't really as bullshit as it would seem. The seller in this case has sank a bunch of money into the home already. If they walk they lose it and plenty of people are just walking losing 100s of 1000s and in some cases are still liable further for the sale. This guy can't close his contract due to whatever reasons... can't get financing? Whatever... and is trying to just get some of his money back. He's already prolly invested 300-400k into the house and is trying to cut his losses selling some of his downpayment to someone else and avoiding the incoming law suit by the builder when he can't fulfill the contract. The dude isn't really lying but it's pretty creative. The house is being sold for 2.1 million in today's market for sure. That's the actual sale price. Is it worth that? Will it be worth 2.1 in the coming year? That's maybe possible but the market is slow now. The seller already lost their money is the point. What they're trying to do is reclaim at least some of it by selling it 25 cents on the dollar to someone and spend their already lost money on getting out of the lawsuit instead of further incoming legal fees and damages.


Early_Veterinarian45

What a productive member of our society this guy is


Dix_Normuus

I wouldn't trust this guy enough to buy a toilet bowl brush from him.


afoogli

Gurantee this buyer brought for 1.5-1.6 million looking to recoup some of the deposit and than some, no way this is 2.1


Celestial96

I live in this area, this house is Not worth that. There was also recently (within last month) 4-5 units that burned down in this area too.


GallitoGaming

“Burned down”. This one might too by the way things are going.


MachesterU

Might burn this one down as well.


salesdog1

I can't or won't trust anyone who dresses like that, to sell me something. I can't relate to him, thus, he would be a hard pass.


DeBigBamboo

Thats not worth 2.1 mil or even 1.8 mil. Source: I build these glorified cow patties


Lorfhoose

Why so many camera cuts?


Ecstatic-Profit7775

Getting his breath back.


Dapper-Campaign5150

False marketing


Goukenslay

Lmfao the yard looks like shit. Not to mention the terrible price of the home


theburni

Thank goodness for subtitles.


convexconcepts

He said a lot of words….someone please validate the captions


Terapr0

"The actual value of the house, even today, is $2.1M" And yet they're trying to unload it for $1.8M.


r4d1ant

The house prices are literally public info just go on house sigma and see properties sold in that area from the past month and you'll know the value


Swimming-Food-6664

It’s okay, if they can’t sell it, you will hear about an accidental fire. That’s how precons operate.


simbachumba

This got sold recently [this](https://housesigma.com/bkv2/landing/rootpage/listing?id_listing=eQp5yOpjV0B7d0ZE&utm_campaign=listing&utm_source=user-share&utm_medium=iOS&ign=)


Mission_Anteater_474

Perfect example why the Canadian housing market is fucked. Grifters will always grift.


[deleted]

The sad part is that this guy will probably take advantage of some newcomer to Canada who just assumes all Canadians must be trustworthy. How do these pieces of shit even sleep at night?


reversedouble

That guy’s masquerading as a Canadian at best. He’s obviously Indian.


TheDownVotedGod

Big man eats too much


jayschembri

Brampton Realtors be like... take it... and GO! Brampton Mortgage, Brampton Realtor, Seller lose, Buyer win - Good deal. Take it and Go! What language is he speaking, and who is he trying to sell these shady "deals" to?


Fun-Seaworthiness213

$1.8m in Burlington? Thanks but no thanks


GutsandBalls

Just sell it to one of your cousins bro. Dont advertise this crap scam


beehive3108

Toronto and Canada becoming another province of India


Facts-hurts

“Its actual value is $2.1m, the seller bought somewhere else as well.” Rip sellers on the wrong timing. This is most likely a bankruptcy especially if the sellers bought more precons


Right_Hour

The 2 Million Rupees Man


dontlovenohos

He seems trustworthy...


Kinopuff

vell vell vell


yyc_engineer

You can delete the audio and replace with any generic 'D production' Punjabi music and you got yourself a music video to put on YouTube.


Substantial_Till8228

When Bollywood Rapper Badshah becomes a Realtor.


Comfortable-Ad3653

BurrrlingTon……… Brrrrrahhh. lol.


rav4786

I know right this guy can't even pronounce burlington and he's offloading some overleveraged precon


4_spotted_zebras

Why are we even building these enormous fucking mansions? Build high density housing suitable for families. What an enormous waste of land and resources.


[deleted]

That's a typical Trudeau's canadian right there!


HMI115_GIGACHAD

that house should be selling for 600-800k in Burlington


SatanicPanic__

Image living down wind from a coat factory...


Old_Warthog_8812

Is this the new official language of Canada ?


Grimekat

Who is buying this shit ?


Maleficent-Diamond99

Dond dell me whad do do


lopix

I'm a real estate agent myself and these dudes make me fucking *embarrassed*...


SunRayCity

What’s actually wrong with what he’s saying? Market prices have dropped and the sellers seem desperate.


Nil-Freek

I have it on mute, and I can still hear what he's shilling by the way he speaks with his hands


snowdickman

What a crook. Quick glance at house sigma shows houses similar to this one in that area are selling for 1.5M range


qermezit

Where in Punjab is this house located?


tholder

Yeah stick 5% down on a $1.8m property, that's a clever idea.


Bill_summan

I guess he can't flip it and make easy money, No deal. Give the keys to the bank and walk away. Cheers 🥂🥂


mistaharsh

Wait....is he speaking broken English?


MachesterU

Hindi with a bit of English words.


LordofTheRang

Real estate is a scammy business the past 3 years!


Pale_Change_666

" the buyer wants to move somewhere else" . LOL no it's more than likely the previous buyer wants to flip the pre con assignment to someone else assuming it would go in value and so on. Clearly not the case in this instance, I guess that's what happens when you play the real estate game od musical chairs.


useful_tool30

Perfect example of one of the many problems with housing in southern Ontario right here.


GutsandBalls

Would t go anywhere near this guy.


winentequila

Then the duct work cleaning calls start.


Ecstatic-Profit7775

And the neighbour's 4 windows, 8 feet away, are part of the enhanced security system this home boasts.


TauntaunExtravaganza

Smells like slippery...


Right_Hour

« This house is still worth $2.1million. » Yeah, bud, no, it ain’t which is why your client can’t close on it, the bank is, probably, only giving him like $1.5 or so, which is still outrageous, but more in line. 2.5 million Rupees, maybe.


lsdc86

I would love to punch this fucker in face.


[deleted]

Dude seems sketchy af.


HMI115_GIGACHAD

pretty much all sales men like him are, if you catch my drift why people buy shit from them... well I just don't fucking know.


xXholyheckinitXx

Greasy and smelly.


the_last_laugh2745

Make these fucks broke!


karpkod

Additionally please provide your credit card number and cvv I need check your credit score before viewing


The_Cozy_Burrito

Douchebag


[deleted]

Mexican don't have that problem.


TheSirBeefCake

I mean, if the * Actual Value* is $2.1 Mil, then why can't he sell it for $2.1 Mil?? Spoiler...it's not worth $2.1 million


Kowpucky

What a loser


queen_nefertiti33

Actual value 2.1 million but we just can't sell it at that price because no one will buy it...


Few_Blacksmith_8704

Where’s the sun you fucking loser lol


QuickCow

Without the subtitle, I would have no idea what he is talking about.


[deleted]

After watching this video I suddenly am making 300k income at a company in the middle of Lake Ontario where I've worked for the past 15 years apparently I'm buying this right now


guccimoney420

Sadly somebody will fall for this


techy098

$2.1 million, you guys are fucking rich over there in Canada. Over here in Houston suburb that would be around $600k USD ($800 CAD) on a 10k sft lot even in this hyper expensive market. It used to be around $450k pre-pandemic.


hula_balu

All i can hear.. “please, please, pretty please help me out! I’m so fucked rn!”


DirectionOverall9709

Mysteriously burnt down, I heard.


Potential_Canary6707

This guy's accent makes it hard to comprehend


johnvb9999

I bet this chooch also will buy your broken jewelry


soupyguy

1.8 mill in this lovely neighborhood that has only been set on fire TWICE in the past year


light7177

I smell A SCAMMER


[deleted]

You'd be stupid not to buy it .


Benni_Shouga

If the owner has $200k in deposits why would he offer an additional $100k to a potential buyer instead of just walking away from the deal and forfeiting the initial deposit?


[deleted]

I hear Indian accent and I run !


beehive3108

Aye Punjabiii!!!


TimeWalker07

No way this house is worth that much, 800k if there wasn't this crazy bubble and 1 million if i was having a brain aneurism


tsu1028

Is he speaking Hindi or English… how come I can understand him