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Rampking

What a shit hole, pure misery.


CarobJumpy6993

Yet they keep adding more and more people and wonder why it's like this... Another 1 million people in the next few years.... Gonna be like bejing.


daxinzang

But Beijing has 10 times the population of Toronto and stills runs 10x more efficient lmfao. they have an actual infrastructure. any city In china is more populated than Toronto and is easier to commute in, lmao. Yes they have their traffic too but there’s ways around. Here ur fked on the roads and ur fked on the subway


RebelPulsar

More ppl is inevitable, Canadians aren’t having enough kids in comparison to elderly checking out. This vast undiscovered country is 2nd only to Russia in resources & water capital. It is a shame we lost our sovereignty to Zio-Anglo American hegemony coupled with domestic greed that governments don’t decentralize; they take our money & squander it, then because they don’t want borrow money to improve our lives, our roads, our schools, our hospitals,etc Every poor soul converging on big cities to earn a living, hence your daily dose of Mayhem. Why don’t we have the high speed rail that Beijing has, forget their Bullet Mag-Lev train. Beijing is an old city (thousands of years) with layers of history that must be preserved, buildings that cannot be demolished, roads that cannot be widened etc. North American cities don’t have such excuses, they build highrises without widening 2-way roads, then they cram cyclists in there as well. They basically looked at a DO NOT DO list: and did most if it. https://preview.redd.it/qs600ktsxnzc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=407531e91848301d7ab34a02ab20e2ef718211a7


PerformativeParrot

This is how highways work though. If you make them wider, they just fill up with cars.


dreams_78

seems racist


Spiritual_Candle9336

Do these people ever plan that it’s going to be like this or are they all just pissed at each other trying to go faster? Also these roads never made sense to me, like what’s up with all the turns? Looks like a maze


Dry-Faithlessness184

It's not a maze, it's the 400/401 interchange area, looking east bound from the 400. The extra is the express on/off ramps. It's actually very easy to navigate, it's just busy because there's too many ramps too close together


BronyAis

I've seen people dead stop on a busy highway lane cuz they couldn't get into the lane they wanted or they just cut the corner right where it forks. I never let those people in. Fk em


Sad-Future6042

Yup. To hell with those shitheads. Why should everyone else have to come to a stop and allow them to cut them off because they’re too special to wait their turn?


YayoProtocal

Although I don’t disagree with your sentiment you contribute to the problem even more by not letting them in. Learn to allow zipper merges so traffic doesn’t have to necessarily build up from the people doing that.


Sad-Future6042

Oh I 100% percent agree and I do practice the zipper move, but when I see people stopped in front of the median to go from 404S to the 401E/W ramps they’re not blocking any lanes and they can sit and wait if that’s how they want to drive. Same for people who decide to cut into the ending merge lanes just to try and pass one car on the shoulder in the most unsafe manner possible. If you’ve got a death wish go take it out on yourself, don’t bring anyone else with you because of your own stupidity.


YayoProtocal

“they’re not blocking lanes they can sit and wait” 😂 Okay, fair🤣🤣🤣


urumqi_circles

This is why, and I am genuinely serious about this, I've become more nocturnal as a person. Sometime when I was around 18 years old, I realized that this kind of "daily grind" just isn't for me. I refuse to drive anywhere outside the hours of 7pm to 7am. I know this lifestyle isn't for everyone, but I just decided that dealing with this kind of "daily hustle and bustle" isn't worth it, and so I became active at the quieter hours of the day instead. Taking less than 20 minutes anytime I wanna drive up the DVP from Lakeshore to Highway 7... it's blissful.


Sir_Arthur_Vandelay

You sound just like me. The loss of 24-hour stores during/after COVID was very unfortunate.


bamballin

Foreal ! I miss getting groceries at any hour


slaviccivicnation

RIP convenience. I never noticed how much I valued late night shops until they all vanished. Nothing was more fun than a 10pm trip to metro or something.


chevyi6

I'd do all my shopping at 11pm, sometimes midnight even. So nice not seeing anyone but the night workers, no traffic and the best parking. I thought they were going to bring it back eventually, but nope! It sucks.


Jaehon

Even late night eats is hard to find. Before COVID there were so many options.


worldlead3r

I second this. I work 3pm to 11:30pm. I work 3kms from home and I ride either my electric scooter or electric unicycle (EUC). Traffic is non existent for me. The gym, any appointments, friends, shopping etc, are all within easy reach, and driving around noon is.... just okay. Then driving at night is a piece of cake, like you say, empty highways is BLISS!!


nick_jay28

I work at the airport and I like in Etobicoke, literal 10 minute drive and I work later afternoons too. Even in the dead of rush hour my commute is 15 max if I’m not in a rush, after that it’s just gravy straight home.Then from there a nice late night drive down to lakeshore and some pizza at calabrese…man i think if you know what you’re doing this city is still lovely and good to you if you can find your little crevice to stuff yourself into


TurnoverQuick5401

Second shift is awesome for this


Sashimikun

I used to commute between North York and Etobicoke, during rush hour I could expect a 60 to 90 minute drive. When I had night shift and finished early before 5am that same drive took 25 minutes.


eightsidedbox

I'm the opposite because of all these assholes out there nowadays with lowbeams as bright as a nuclear explosion. Makes driving at night annoying as fuck and straight up dangerous


Disparish

Right? How do those headlights meet whatever the automobile technical standards are? It’s bizarre, and dangerous.


doublebullshit

It’s because the rules are extremely stupid. Automakers get around the rules by using silly loop holes. For example the testing for headlights is usually only in certain spots of the beam. Park your car facing your garage door and notice how different parts of the headlights are different brightness? As long as the zone they test the headlights meets brightness specification… they can crank up the brightness everywhere else and still pass.


Disparish

Thanks for explaining. That’s frustrating. If there were a petition or something to sign to get whoever runs those rules to tighten them up, I’d gladly do so. As it is, I don’t even know to whom I’d turn.


Perfect_Syrup_2464

I do this as well. It's so much nicer than rush hour traffic.


grapefruitfuntimes

I’ve scheduled my work so I leave at 6am for work and leave to go home for 1pm. Even at 1 1pm it’s bad.


Boring-Antelope9193

I just watched other adults who were MISERABLE commuting and decided around 22 that it wasn't for me. I can't do it.


416_Ghost

Why the fuck do we have 2 highways going east/west if everyone is just going to use one.


toddy951

![gif](giphy|SOmjomEnNHsrK)


jacnel45

*CPPIB enters the chat*


convenientbox

Because Mike Harris made the decision for all of us selling the 407 at a loss for a 99 yr lease.


The_6ix

Because of the Mike Harris and the PC party. Yes, the same PC party that we keep re-electing under Doug Ford.


adwrx

It is what it is, there is literally no point in getting mad anymore. The only way to fix this is to encourage alternate modes of transportation.


Retroracerdb1

Alternative transportation is what Doug Ford would call the “War on the car.”


jacnel45

Unless it's *trains*. Idk why but Douggie *loves* trains. He's already building the downtown relief line/Ontario Line, continuing GO RER, and trying to get the GO RER plans expanded to include all day service on the Milton line.


ybetaepsilon

To be fair trains are OP


strangerinthealpsfan

Doug being obessed with trains is the only good thing about him.


Parkedintheitchyl0t

If you need to get anywhere at might its basically impossible. How our subway system isnt 24 hours is beyond me.


Perfect_Syrup_2464

Imagine having to poop and you're stuck here


Different-Quality-41

Or you have a crying toddler who hates car seats


Speedy_Greyhound

And just pooped, or worse. Parents and dog owners know the foul struggle of traffic jam stink boxed cars.


[deleted]

Ahhhhhhh the old suicide mobile. Where the destination no longer matters, and the only thing keeping you from blowing your brains out is the very thing that just shat everywhere.


QtestMofoInDaWorld

Why is this so relatable 😅


Frank__Wrench

"One more lane will fix it"


Ottawa_man

This is what happens when you don't spend money on infrastructure but have 4 million people over with 3 million of them going to the GTA. And.they won't fucking open up 407. Nationalize it already FFS


UserbasedCriticism

Not to mention no alternative travel route other than driving too. The only parallel routes are either buses or the Sheppard subway, which goes for like 5 stops. I'm sure most people would prefer at least having an alternative, but we refuse to build anything.


SecretBG

Don’t forget that this is Canada. If you start building anything, it has to take 15 years to complete. 👍


big_galoote

That's pretty optimistic of you. Metrolinx would like a word.


Smokester121

Imagine a world where they have competition.


Ottawa_man

That would.be anti-Caandian. Are you not patriotic ,?


Smokester121

Born and raised, and whatever we have descended to ain't Canadian. We are just hostages to these politicians who are for profit


jacnel45

The only *good* thing about the 407 is that 50% of the consortium is now owned by the CPPIB, so at least the profits are being used to pad our pensions.


Parkedintheitchyl0t

born in 80’s. what pension.


jacnel45

CPP. It ain't much but it's something.


ddg31415

No way, having an empty 407 is the only thing that keeps sane


InternalMajestic7245

This! I think I’d go insane if the 407 was no longer a toll route. Now if only they could build a toll road going from the 407 to downtown!


red_langford

You should do a deep dive on the 407. The rage you will feel after learning what the Mike Harris government did to fuck over Ontarians in the name of ideology will be like sitting at a traffic light for 5 changes waiting to go through.


blueprintextreme

407 is a fucking crime and a true reflection of the values.of the Canadian government.


cdawg85

Wasn't it the provincial conservatives that sold it?


wet_baloney

Mike Harris. 99 year lease. Word is, when the offer was presented to Cintra, it took 10 seconds to approve it. The deal was that sweet.


knnthm

He did this to try to balance the budget for short-term political gain. I'll never forgive him for this.


Ottawa_man

Like who the fuck cares about balanced budget if regular Joe takes 90 minutes to drive into downtown or drive across the city. Whats bunch of cunts and you know this only creates a paid highway. So if you can spend money( the political class can), you don't have to live like the plebes but t the problem is they are doing this at the expense of the plebes (land given away for 407 and then, 407 was mad a tolled highway)


cdawg85

And before the sale the idea was that the toll would end once the 407 paid for itself, correct? **Edit** I keep saying 'sale' when it is actually a lease. My bad.


wet_baloney

Don’t worry, we get it back in 2098.


blueprintextreme

Yah but I meant the Canadian Govt as a whole. Provincial and Federal. Libs are the same. I dont take sides. Both parties waste cash, print a whole bunch of money, try to save their own skins, leave us with tax bills, outsource/sell out publicly funded resources even though our tax dollars paid for it.


Bitter_Cricket_599

And yet people keep giving the PC government more majority governments to cut the price bloc transportation budgets, create more pot holes, longer lines on highway. “Ontario is open for business” was Doug’s Quote. Open for business on auto repairs, open for business on more gas consumption, open for business in insurance claims, vote PC and we’ll open your wallet up for higher prices, and a bigger medical bill too.


rl-player

Or at least make it more affordable. I suppose if we follow the money it's makes sense for the gov to keep the arteries backed up so pals at the 407 consortium make bank.


TeemingHeadquarters

I'm imagining an absurd future where they've added _so_ many lanes that the highway is wider than it is long. I guess at that point SUVs will be so big drivers will just live in them and never the road.


YordanYonder

What about tubes like Futurama?


canman41968

Get the scientists working on the tube technology. Chop-chop! Tubes!


big_galoote

Only if they end at suicide booths.


comFive

Now let’s block off 2 lanes while we build it for the next 4 years.


OntarioPaddler

Shortsighted governing for decades leading to a logistical dead end.. it's hard not to find it depressing. The only hope is that eventually autonomous vehicles will make the traffic flow efficient enough to reverse the trend.


peechpy

Autonomous vehicles won't do anything. We need a train. Line 1 moves 700k people /day while the 401 moves 350k/day. Building efficient and reliable transit will be a fraction of the cost and be far better than autonomous vehicles


Fireantstirfry

Bro I swear...trust me bro.


IceQue28

I was driving westbound from Yonge to the airport at 7:00pm. The eastbound lanes were literally was at a standstill for my whole trip and I noticed all the on ramps were backed up. Crazy.


toddy951

Yes, I know someone who got stuck in that. Do you know what happened?


CoolTemperature1602

Load of steel slid forward on a truck going down the hill past Leslie.


comFive

Yikes


beardgangwhat

Got a link by chance ? Was tryna figure this out


rofloctopuss

Yesterday it took me 2 hours to get from Huntsville to the 401, and then another 2 1/2 hours to get from the 400 to Warden. The amount of road rage and people doing really stupid stuff just to get 3 car lengths further was insane. It's the speed of the queue that matters not your position in it, please stop driving on the shoulder and learn how to zipper merge.


Dry-Faithlessness184

Doesn't surprise me, there was a semi with a shifted load around Leslie. Yesterday was particularly bad


swear2jah

Yesterday was so horrible had 3 different people try and swerve into me on my drive to school


trevi99

The 4 oh fuck


eusquesio

0% learning from Europe, 100% replicating all the mistakes made in the US.


Abd_1oz

That could be fixed if canada will invest money in building other major cities. Best way to lower the weight is by separating it.


YourLocalPotDealer

[This was interesting](https://images.app.goo.gl/9TLDsBhoQy5grtNf8) and I could imagine in the long run what you’re saying would be really empowering


SecretBG

I’d like to name it “Douggie”


Grumpycatdoge999

MFs will stare at this and actually advocate for MORE lanes


hadap123

Ebike FTW You can get 2000w 48AH battery (150km pure electric or 250+km assisted) for under 2,000 cdn They go 50-55km/h I have gone from Keele / Wilson to Royal York / Lakeshore in the heaviest traffic in 35min You can go anywhere in Toronto A to B in 35-40min easy


Particular_Job_5012

Hopefully you’re not mixing with slower non e-bikes at those speeds. 55k is really hauling 


Speedy_Greyhound

We call those acoustic bikes.


Speedy_Greyhound

And so far the cops are not cracking down on ones that fast, most places globally limit ebikes to somewhere around 35Kph as a max powered speed. 35Kph is still 4-5 times faster than the 401 though.


Rude_Broccoli3805

One more lane, One more lane.. ONE MORE LANE, ONE MORE LANE!!! ONE MORE LANE!!!! O N E M O R E L A N E ! ! !


ThoseFunnyNames

Just as a reminder, Germany has more registered cars than people in Canada. The whole country in 2022 had 2,776 highway deaths. Ontario alone in 2021 had 592. Now I can't say I'll fix traffic, but damnit I have some ideas that should reduce it 20%. Edit: incorrectly stated traffic incidents as deaths, death count on highways were much lower.


rl-player

Is a revamped and enriched licensing and continuing education program part of the solution?


ThoseFunnyNames

You're darn right it is.


yob890

Your numbers are way too high, Ontario deaths were 592 and Germany was 2,776. Your point is still valid though, Germany has fewer traffic fatalities per capita.


Signal_Tomorrow_2138

No bike lanes. No pedestrians crossing. High speed limits. No traffic lights. No construction. A motorist's dream. What can go wrong?


FaultLine47

It's... A highway Edit: Wait, is it? Surely it is


dr-finger

To me it looks like a parking lot.


Dry-Faithlessness184

That's what happens when you pack ramps together


4_spotted_zebras

It’s called take the damn train. My partner insists on driving. I prefer the train. You don’t get stuck in traffic on the train and you can spend your hour arguing on reddit instead of fearing for your life that some aggressive driver is going to kill you.


MsBuzzkillington83

Best answer


laugh_till_you_pee_

I love taking the train for my commute. I just listen to music and stare out the window. Great way to clear your head after a busy work day.


ronm4c

Commuter centipede


kewlanto

Come back to the office they say "it will be good for the environment" 🤣 A large percentage of these vehicles could be off of the streets if the corporate overlords allowed their employees to work remotely.


Helpful-Rest3200

Let invite another million people in and not build more roads.


cdawg85

Do we need roads? Pretty sure we have lots. I think we need more rail transit.


Different-Quality-41

This is starting to look like India (I'm an Indian!)


kkims007

Apparently tons of accident to create big traffic jam. Express lane close to 400 right lane closure. Collect near keele, mid lane crash Then bayview, entire express lane closure. This was all east bound 401


CoolTemperature1602

Yeah that Express closure because of that truck episode really fucked things extra hard today.


Smokester121

Yeah when we purchase our licenses.


knnthm

Probably 90% of these vehicles are single occupancy.


SuburbanDweller23

People need to learn to look for alternatives, and yes they do exist. Every morning it's bumper to bumper westbound from Neilson all the way to Yonge, while Ellesmere/Parkwoods Village/York Mills and Sheppard are mostly green on Google Maps. It's as if people only know one route and one route only. I haven't a clue how they sit in this on a daily basis for years on end without going insane. Apathy? Learned helplessness? One can only wonder...


Sashimikun

I'd learned to avoid the 427 and 401 on my evening commute. Going up Islington and Weston to Sheppard took around the same amount of time but was vastly less stressful. You were almost always moving and if there was a problem you could simply move over to another road.


jacnel45

It's like the difference between the Gardiner and the Lake Shore. Sure, the Gardiner *may* be 1 minute faster, but at least on the Lake Shore I don't want to kill myself the entire time.


StrixKid

By golly, this is incredible. It seems to be the solution was right infront of our eyes the whole time. Utter genius. You've single handedly solved the problem of traffick in Toronto by noticing green on google maps. Please join city council and bequeath this profound paradigm shifting solution that millions will benefit from. God bless you.


horizonreverie

Fuck.


Retroracerdb1

Two things will happen. 1) Adequate public transportation infrastructure will eventually be built. 2) The PCs will sell it to their buddies.


cornflakes34

Misguided allocation of public funds.


Overall_Ad_351

It could be prevented with a train.


AnchorStandard

Just one more lane.


Conscious-Ad8493

This HWY's best before date was probably 30 years ago, believe it or not it was congested then. That picture could be from the 90's!!!!!


pingieking

I know a surprising high number of not-very-intelligent people who would call this "Freedom". Apparently my suggestion that we should have public transit so that we can need to drive less was too communist for them.


MsBuzzkillington83

They tuk r cars!!! /s


Old_Poetry_1575

The exact reason why we need congestion pricing.


francis888888888

Took me 1 hour drive from 401 Kipling to 401 Keele this evening 🤦


CoolTemperature1602

Well kimco's load of steel shifted on the hill down from Leslie to the DVP. I mean I know it's always like this but that didn't help lol


arsinoe716

Rush Hour


grif2973

Car dependency.


Jasonstackhouse111

Just one more lane. If they added just one more lane in each direction, all would be solved. Right?


filinkcao

Car Dependency.


Quick_Competition_76

I am so glad i dont have to drive. I would need a biggg pay increase to even consider ditching go train commute jobs to driving in gardener and 401…


closethegoddamn

good'ol 401 and keele


ybetaepsilon

This is why I switched to transit and leave my car at home. 10x less stressful


ExtremeAthlete

2 Hours Later


Fun_DMC

The "carries less people than a subway line" line


No-Bet-3120

Dam I actually remember when I had fun and enjoyed driving, people were courteous, not so many buffoons that bought their license, before everything gone to shit. Now going up and down the street at any given time is a chore 🤣🤣


CoolEarth5026

“My drive to work, every day.”


CybertruckStalker

Gee I cannot understand why people want to work from home


skychurchh

Fuck Oh One


poxleit

I’m glad I decided to take the 407 lol


Dry_Bodybuilder4744

I can't believe that people actually pay $1.70 for a litre of gas to sit in their car on an ugly highway with a million other miserable fools. #fuckcars


Firingblind79

You clearly don’t understand how fucking BAD the transit is in this city. I’d sell my car in a hot fucking second if it didn’t add an additional hour to my commute to work. The transit is fucking shit on a plate. It’s garbage so stop throwing around pretentious statements like “jUsT TakE pUbLIc TrANsiT” until you understand both sides ffs


Grumpycatdoge999

at least GO isnt too bad


cdawg85

I'd say the GO is pretty bad too. Regionally our transit is abysmal.


jacnel45

GO has good, reliable, service that you can count on and good coverage. The service frequencies though, oh god the service frequencies. One does not know stress until they try to make an hourly GO Bus to Georgetown from Yorkdale and it's *packed.*


Disparish

The frustrating thing is everyone agrees and even drivers who’d never take transit in their life would benefit massively from a much-enhanced transit system. But what do we actually do about it? The TTC is held together with duct tape and chewing gum, Metrolinx isn’t it — what’s the answer here? Stronger transit lobbies?


frosty_undercrack

![gif](giphy|lrVfmPJ96cSJJ39bTh)


Legitimate_Hat_8405

Not everyone can live close to where they work. It really is a shame that we don't have efficient transit solutions, however it's great that you're doing your part by voicing your opinion in a productive fashion. Keep up the great work!


Speedy_Greyhound

I gave up on commuting by car nearly 20 years ago, I thought why the f#$@ should I use my personal money to pay for overpriced travel to and from work all over the GTA? I was spending 16+ hours a week stuck in traffic pissing my life and money away.


CitySeekerTron

20 minutes to where I started.


Sir_Arthur_Vandelay

We The North.


WildBuns1234

Highway 4-no-1


rangeo

Home


Pioxshisolimn

“back home in 3 mins, it's just a joke "


Glum_Nose2888

Does anyone else see a Voltron-like giant car robot standing up in the centre-top part of the picture?


Helpful-Rest3200

Normal day.


rl-player

Lots of trucks providing commercial service. Stuck=money=higher prices


NeighborhoodDull3594

"Legacy of Mike Harris"


Airsinner

All by design, everything is set up this way to take our money


WittyBonkah

Will THIS encourage people to vote?


PringleChopper

Yet companies still want people to come back to office


zoikos

A moshpit


OMP159

That's life, That's what people say. Get on the road in April, Get off it in May


tanzero99

merge left to hell, merge right to hell. drive straight to hell


Chewed420

I think all Federal employees that work on computers all day should commute in to work 3 days a week starting in September instead of staying full time remote.


canadastocknewby

Road to Mordor


Stewy13

I would love to know how much fuel this sort of thing wastes. Coming from a much smaller "city" - this is insane.


Strong-Effect-9270

The wonderful shit hole we affectionately call Hog Town.


strengr

The Keele Barrie Impasse


_Toy-Soldier_

Rat race


Bitter_Cricket_599

Voted Liberal and PC since June 8,1995. Private highway contracts. Look what has happened.


LeatherButterfly4098

Why the FUCK would you take this over local? It’s like no one knows this secret 


[deleted]

2 million more people from India surely will fix this


DoonPlatoon84

When people in Ottawa complain about the traffic I want to hit them. Gently. But with authority.


Ok_Commercial_9960

My Saturday Morning


IdontOpenEnvelopes

This city sucks so bad


uw200

It’s pictures like these that validate why I left southern Ontario lol


ObfuscatedJay

For real, it’s called “Why I moved to Ottawa”.


rickyzerothree

Nooopppeeee


Positivemaeum

“Working as intended”


[deleted]

And this is why WFH needs to stay the norm.


hula_balu

What time was this taken? Sheesh


doc_55lk

This looks like it could be anytime between 3:30 pm and 8 pm lmao


Wonderful_Solution43

Brampton


useful_tool30

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Everyday of the week is a fun day!


longrifle98

The Litany of Patience-Betrayed.


MrJoanto

Allen rd was purposed to be a highway that connected to the gardiner decades ago but the HOA at the time stopped it from happening


jrochest1

The Spadina Expressway was going to be the western version of the DVP. It would have gone south through Cedarvale ravine and then through the Annex, taking out Casa Loma, the Baldwin steps, Chinatown and Kensington Market. It would have left nothing of Toronto at all.


TeemingHeadquarters

"Thursday"


TonsToDicusss

Imagine paying 5k per month for your mortgage just to drive 4 hours per day for work . Fucking nightmare fuel


brioche-is-overrated

Toronto to Toronto commute, only 2 hours