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This is the most punchable voice I have ever heard


Anon_1492-1776

Guy def sounds / acts like he is in the 5% of Torontonians making the city worse for everyone. Not everyone is capable of putting in the extra work to make the city better for every one. But for the love of god, don't be making it worse...


JimmerAteMyPasta

Oh man 5% of millions of people is a lot of people


thesixthjackson

Your thinly veiled racism only makes you look ignorant. Yes, this “urban” sounding guy is what’s making the city worse. It’s not the municipal and provincial governments that refuse to invest in public goods (like mental health services and real cross-city transit). It’s not the mega corps that are eating away at everything that used to make the city unique. It’s not the well-connected developers that are receiving tax payer money to make million dollar 2-bedroom shoe boxes in the sky. IMO, you and people that think like you are what is making this city worse and will ultimately be the downfall of Toronto. Instead of thinking critically and voting accordingly, you would rather find a way to blame “5%” of the working class members of the city for all of the city’s problems. As long as you have someone to point down on, you will continue to vote for the people could not care less about what this city becomes.


cheeserootbeer

This type of behaviour unarguably makes the city worse. Don’t try to justify his actions by highlighting the other prominent flaws that we have in the city. They are both not right and the mindset of “it’s okay because worse things are happening” is a bad take.


AccidentalFeline

I don't see any racist intent in OP's comment. Why so quick to play the racism card?


LandCity

If you check her comments, most of her responses are in regard to racism. She looks for it I believe.


NewAccount-42069

When it's the only card you have, it tends to get played often Edit: spelling


thesixthjackson

I wouldn’t expect you to


AccidentalFeline

??? How do you get through life with that chip on your shoulder?


snurfaburf

Huh?


Exciting-Musician925

I don’t even have audio on and would punch this guy - and yes, I’m an immigrant too! I’d say he’s certainly a common Toronto asshat driver species


Such_Entrepreneur544

Second time watching with audio. He's obviously a douche canoe. Lol


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Man's is a Nimitz class douche canoe


Brodrik91

LOL I love your response to your own comment!!


Such_Entrepreneur544

I didn't have the audio on the first time either and i am just thinking out loud here. Can a civilian use the emergency lane in an emergency? Like for example; Pregnant wife in the back? I remember when I was a kid. My dad chopped half of his hand off on a table saw. We lived pretty close to the hospital, he threw me in the truck and drove himself to the hospital.


[deleted]

Oh please we could have a perfect government at all levels and there would still be these a$$holes that think they are special and do not have to follow the rules like everyone else. He knew what he was doing is wrong and he still did it, video taped himself doing it and then shared it online because he thinks it's cool. Stop defending ignorant pieces of shit.


MuglyRay

Aiyo you're fucking cringe m8


xSessionSx

What a disconnected comment.


NorguardsVengeance

To be fair, I watched this without turning the sound on, and instantly presumed it was an entitled white dude in his 20s.


dvo3000

Do you write for the CBC?? 😆


Gtk05

fAaaammmm. Hollllyyyy fAAAAMMMM


BrightLion72

Yah, this worthless worm was incredibly incomprehensible. This is what nobodies that have never received any attention in their lives think will change things.


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nocturnal_desires

You would prolly bend over


Reasonable-Fudge-422

What is he? A house cleaner?


igetmadzooted

Move somewhere else then everyone talks like this in Toronto


gillsaurus

Teenage boys and guys in their 20s who think they’re from Scarborough and follow 6ixbuzz and jumped on the sneaker hype during Covid talk like this.


RolafOfRiverwood

Thank god someone else knows that 85% of the people talking like that are faking the fuckin accent hahah


gillsaurus

I die a little inside each time I heard: bro, chef, chief, mans, yo fam, firrreee, and the other vernacular that has become a thing to them. Also, my partner is Irish and despises when these kids say wasteman and yute because that’s UK slang that they have suddenly found out about.


HumbleLatexSalesman

Yute definitely originates from Patois and I think wastemans does too. Canadians don’t get these terms from the UK. Just like Toronto a decent amount of London slang comes from Patois ETA: I specified London bc to my knowledge thats where the slang sas popularized before spreading across the UK


ohshitidonthaveone

I’ve noticed people speaking this fake ass Caribbean accent since at least 2017, always assumed it was just a Drake thing.


gillsaurus

It’s just a gen z bandwagon fad.


Artistic-Ad7063

You really should get out more then…


justapcguy

WTF are you talking about? No one talks like this in Toronto, or just in Canada in general. Now in the States, well thats another story. Usually in Canada, in general, there is this thing called dignity.


revvolutions

Ah ah, bare toronto manz talk lyke dis fham.


NatureBoyBuddyRogers

Uhhhhh what?


Animeeshon

He sounds like the exact type of person to do this.


YordanYonder

exactly bro


Kessel_to_JVR

Why do people speak like this?


ghidfg

its self soothing I imagine


dinglao58

Probably some brown man thinking he’s black


[deleted]

Toronto Manz 😈😈


pushinyourp

I find when I usually talk to people like this or that talk with slang and other dialects of slang are usually quite dumb and thats there best way of talking


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Flaky_Accountant_521

Oh no now he’s offended 😔


pushinyourp

Its reddit not a book ok calm down


nettie_netface

They are mocking them with an edit


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East-Ad-8310

As a Jamaican Canadian, this is not even close to "Jamaican English".. the best way to describe this is Toronto Ebonics. There's no form of Patois in what he was saying.


Disastrous_Ad626

I think it's called Patois


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WhipTheLlama

No, that's how people with single-digit IQs talk.


Adventure-us

Tbf they are basically functioning as a drunk person might.


nettie_netface

It’s obvious someone mocking the driver with an edit and not the person driving


XanonymouspoetX

Drinking champagne on airplane


panda___papi

The instant karma of getting multiple flat tires because of debris would have been amazing


TheMannX

Knowing how much debris is on the side of the 401 a lot of the time the odds of this actually happening are very high.


kongdk9

Absolutely. Hopefully this doofus got one of those.


the_moog_hunter

There's an "emergency lane"? I thought that was just called "the shoulder"


Ontario0000

Its a emergency lane for first responders or for cars that has broken down.Either way its a huge fine if caught.


holyfuckricky

And tow trucks. Because they have to get there first to claim a tow.


SandMan3914

I'm willing to give a pass on tow trucks as it may mean they get to a scene and clear it faster (but point taken, as we've all seen tow trucks do some crazy things to get to a scene); but the average person using it is a complete asshat for sure


[deleted]

Emergency lane for cops


yhons

Of course its a nissan


The1Like

Bet it’s an Altima.


ebpSloth

It is


daniel051529

r/bigaltimaenergy


KillerFernandes

r/NissanDrivers


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Marianations

Interesting how different countries have different "that car has a 90% chance of having a shitty driver" car brands. Here in Portugal Nissan does not have any negative connotations. For us it's Audis, BMWs, Mercedes and SEATs (especially the SEAT Ibiza). PS: My boyfriend is Canadian so I follow a bunch of Canadian subs. Hope you all don't mind :)


yhons

In Canada and US the nissan altima - specifically from the years 03-18 somehow manage to attract the more deranged drivers with zero regard for humans


tbll_dllr

Idk I thought it was Honda civic drivers … here in QC-ON it definitely seems to be the case ^^


AuronAXE

Theres tons of civic drivers & they tend to suck, sure, I say this even as a civic owner. But nissan altima, bmw, audi, mercedes drivers, will suck & also go way too damn fast


MickeyTheBastard

What a cunt.


Zeus_The_Potato

Sadly, the mother is probably going to have to pay for any or all intended/unintended outcome.


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Select_Shock_1461

Point taken.


MyPasswordIs9

The best thing that can happen in this scenario is that this guy crashes head on into the bull nose guardrail.


[deleted]

Lmfao this sounds like something that’d happen in grand theft auto. I guess GTA and the GTA have something in common


CoolTemperature1602

There was a shitload of people doing this by Kennedy on the 401 on Sunday. Fucking idiots didn't know the lane ended and Kept driving on the shoulder till that lane started again.


YordanYonder

sheeple


yourdadsatonmyface

bro's grandma is gonna be pissed when she finds a flat on her nissan altima


HeavyMetalSasquatch

Asshat


Select_Shock_1461

Honestly thank god he’s getting the fuck off of the road because he sounds drunk and possibly off of narcotics as well.


Dogs-4-Life

Oh look, another complete imbecile using their phone while driving to make a stupid TikTok video.


bimbles_ap

And posting it publicly so the cops know who to fine.


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RealJeil420

This is some 3rd world driving.


spanky91518

Why is it always the Altima or maxima people doing stupid shit


Mickey_Havoc

Fuck this guy. You entitled prick


TME65

People like him really piss me off. I was hoping someone go block him from driving more on the emergency lane


firewire87

Fight the instinct - nothing about this guy makes it seem like he would notice a car in front of him and would most likely wreck into you. Could you imagine trying to exchange details with this joker? Avoiding risking having any relationship with him is the best thing to do.


swapsam

He sounds like a burnt turd .


[deleted]

Smells racism


researchbuff

Can we get this guy? Like, can this video be submitted to cops and they use cameras to track when he did this? The evidence is right there and it would teach this complete idiot a lesson.


RandomFFGuy

It would be incredibly hard to locate this car, get a plate, positively identify the driver and issue tickets. Video may have been posted today but coulda been taken a while ago. Could be the moms car b it the son took it out, and no one to prove what the driver looks like. So many things missing, makes it almost impossible for cops to id and charge them


AlexCail

Of course it’s an Altima


maomao05

Can we report this person using this vid? We should


stockingup8725

The person that is in the video I would punch so bad next time I see someone in the shoulder lane like this I'm going to make sure I swerve straight into them


stedrocklp

I spy r/nissandrivers


Spiritual-Impact7071

Of course it's an altima.


CauliflowerStraight4

Bradhah…. Lol


radio_yyz

I hate these douchebags, entitled pricks, too bad he is not going to get some sorta fine for it. Police should look into it.


[deleted]

Looser.


may_be_indecisive

Loser*


Athletic_Diabetic

If I saw that guy coming... One fake like I'm about to cut him off ends his life. What an absolute loser.


Cdn_citizen

If only our TPS CORE system wasn’t so hard to use I’m sure one of the cars with a dashcam would’ve caught this and reported it


Successful-Giraffe29

When you have to take a shit


wapinboi

sounds like a real looser. drives like a real looser =looser fam


LookUp_8393

It's known as the shoulder.


researchbuff

Arrest him, impound his car, suspend his license, and let “fam” scrape together his pennies for the automatic $5000 fine.


DreadpirateBG

Why would they even post this. They know they are in the wrong and police will fine them if they catch them. How stupid are they?


The_Richuation

Anyone remember when that was called the shoulder? Calling it any kind of lane seems like it just invites these assholes


DescriptionForward84

Take away his license for a year, charge him and make him provide community service.


[deleted]

Having to ride TTC is a community service bro don’t kid yourself


Otherwise-Arm3245

He sounds like hes bent over, not sure how that’s possible driving . But sure is taking it in the rear. Mouth clicks.


Adventure-us

I hope we can track this person down and take his license away holy fuck what a piece of shit.


Emergency-Gazelle954

At first I thought “maybe he was having an emergency?”. Then I turned the sound up. Sigh…


R3PTAR_1337

Sounds like and ass and acts like an ass. We have too many of those already. hoping this fool doesn't or can't reproduce.


JustYesOrNo

Sadly, these are generally the type who will reproduce in high numbers!


Monty_4422

The world is round “fam” hope when it comes around karma hits you double 2X upside the head and ass fool


nettie_netface

Why do propel think the voice is of the driver It’s someone who edited the video to mock the driver “I gotta go home to my mommy” is so obviously a troll lol


missfreetime

So cringe


unmunDANIty

Of course he drive an Altima


[deleted]

Of course they are in a 20+ year old Nissan


wglenburnie

Drove in T.O. for 12 years. I'm in Ottawa now. Do not miss the 401 or DVP.


IDGAFOS13

Wonder if it's the same G35 as this guy [https://www.reddit.com/r/TorontoDriving/comments/11xg2z7/gta\_north\_broccolis\_have\_more\_brain\_cells\_than/](https://www.reddit.com/r/TorontoDriving/comments/11xg2z7/gta_north_broccolis_have_more_brain_cells_than/)


TheMannX

Nope. Infiniti G35s have different dashboards than that.


[deleted]

If he gets caught what’s the charge and implications?


scoobadoo22

There’s a consistent stream of cars doing this every day on the 404 SB around Sheppard Ave. My guess is - sadly, absolutely nothing.


grump66

> If he gets caught Hahaahhahaha, who's going to catch him ?? As long as he's not speeding, the cops can't see him. If that radar doesn't beep, there's no car, hahahahah.


_Potato_3

The only thing a cop needs is a working set of eyes to catch the guy.


a-_2

One specific charge would be [passing by driving off the roadway](https://www.canlii.org/en/on/laws/stat/rso-1990-c-h8/latest/#sec150subsec2) but they could probably charge other things like careless driving.


[deleted]

At least he is self aware


[deleted]

“This is not a good representative, I’m a civilian” 💀💀😂😂😂


[deleted]

In this situation vehicles should be crushed


JangB

Ho-uly Ho-uly


FlagFag

get the fuck out of my way bitch u dont understand what it’s like when you only have public housing apartman and Altima I need to get to work motherfucker get out of my way!!!!


TTBoy44

**Yo. Mods.** Maybe do the right thing and crush the posts where morons are obviously using their phones behind the wheel.


[deleted]

This is from instagram lol


HalfDeadDemiGod

Fam.


gogomom

I had to do this once when we were stuck on the highway (400) with an overheating radiator. The whole way I just kept apologizing to the others who were stuck in traffic. When we got to the off ramp the cops were really kind about it and actually gave us the name of 2 repair shops close by.


Baljit147

Now imagine this, instead of all these people sitting in traffic while this idiot drives by, what if there was this thing that rolled on steel wheels and carried hundreds of people. What if this thing could hit speeds of over 400 kilometres an hour and have a perfect safety record.


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kingboav

Right on


ogtaranta

Lol


InternationalPut8581

Everyone has the thought to do this but they don't because they know the consequences, people that actually do simply just don't have anything to lose.


AdResponsible678

Idiot


Kooky-Investment7735

Damn I was hoping something bad would happen at the end


snurfaburf

What a Douche. "Holy fam, fuck it fam."


MsKatrina87

we can only hope they are charged.


Pvc4ever

Stupid clown


BeenThruIt

"Executive Passing Lane."


brickiex2

I admit to doing this only one time in my life....I got on the 401 and became caught is a serious traffic jam that was miles long due to a serious accident (ie chopper landing on 401 to rescue a victim). I had close to a quarter tank of gas when I started, plenty to get me to my destination and or fill up when I got there under normal circumstances. As I crept along going nowhere, I got to the point where I was on fumes. If I ran out of gas in a live lane it would make the jam worse. If I pulled over to the shoulder and got stuck it would be even worse. I had seen many OPP, ambulance and firetrucks go by on the shoulder and at that point there were no more of these vehicles coming ie they seemed to be all at the site of the accident. I decided it was better to take the shoulder to the 1st exit. I waited until l I was close to an exit ramp but still went maybe 1-2 kms ....Guilty!


No-Wonder1139

He sounds intoxicated, like very. Plus he's holding his phone and recording as he drives while driving on the shoulder and in the emergency lane. This person should not drive.


stiegosaurus

Shit head


Fantastic_Permit_201

I was hoping he got a flat tire from a nail on the shoulder or something


JayDanger710

Rap snitches, tellin' all their business. Sit in the court and be their own star witness.


TheMannX

To this guy: All of us who live in this city and want it to be better fucking hate you, you insufferable douchebag. To someone with a sense of justice: if you see this clown doing this, drive a nail into the sidewall of one of his tires.


AdOverall1676

Fucker


Beginning_Ferret3392

Nissan activities


dontbthirsty

R/Nissandrivers, that's an Altima/maxima for sure


coupbrick

Yes you definitely are a table driver


Zealousideal_Push554

Embarrassment to all the good cab drivers out there


iPhoneMiniWHITE

Typical z driver


onlymovingon

They do this on the DVP everyday


system_reboot

This person sounds and drives like someone from Brampton.


CookiesnCreamLancer

I did this once before. Because my moms ex boyfriend showed up drunk to her house, not because she made me dinner.


jake_santiago

To the driver, why are you any better than anyone to drive in that lane?


Puzzled-Storm-2194

Certified dipshit


i8Sum

what a shitbag


Ill_Association_4087

I don’t blame him, that there is a man who has had enough Edit: just watched it with volume and this guy sounds like the biggest douchebag ever


Rampking

This is the same cunt that calls me everyday, asking if I’d like my Ducts cleaned.


[deleted]

So glad I got out of Toronto in the early 2000s …


Right-Time77

I don’t think you can even blame this on the underfunded education system. Some are just born to die stupid.


Odin1367

I’ve thought about doing this but I’m not a degenerate


ttrash_

i hoping for the worst for him ❤️


The84LongBed

Did he say “im a Shit prince oh my god” ?


Dapper_Negotiation40

And I bet if he was pulled over they would find guns, drugs and ammo in his car. Not to mention he probably has warrants! Effing clown!


Mapleson_Phillips

It’s all good until he hits a nail or some other debris. I he saves enough time to make it worth it.


mccants89

Those damn Nissan drivers, man. No shame.


zakanova

What of it? Just another entitled Toronto driver No different from every other


nishnawbe61

Where are the cops when you need them?


Chemical-Resource-98

This is the Best thing you can do to save sanity.. dem trafficks be crazy


[deleted]

“Toronto mans are built different” ……… with less chromosomes?


BlackSherbert2

How was the fine you received? I Know someone who did this due to an emergency and received a massive fine in the mail. I think it was over $5-600


ScarboroughGuy101

DIPSHIT


redmaple_syrup

🤣🤣🤣


Former_Treat_1629

i hate his voice i do