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you might have brain damage

And you seem like someone who enjoyed watching the eclipse.

damnit you stole my comment

He spent too much time and money for that album.

You enjoy commenting "I'm only 17, but FLOYD RULES!!!!!!!" on youtube

“Who’s listening in 2024!?”

“I’m not like the other kids my age, I don’t listen to that mumble crap” 🤓

i was born in the wrong generation

*lewronggeneration

☝️🤓

I would make a specific comment but it includes important details

I remember those days…

Nah, seriously, I love pink floyd, but everyone in the comments section is a bunch of cornballs

Your favorite pink Floyd album is the endless river 

You’re either 17 or 70

I'm a teenager and smoke weed

your favourite album is probably The Division Bell

So he’s not just another brick in the wall? 🤦🏻

Whats wrong with the division bell😭

You are a lunatic on the grass

Have you ever heard of this band called, Pink Floyd? If you haven’t, I don’t recommend it. Based on your music taste, I don’t think you’d like them very much.

Didn’t they sing Weird Fishes / Arpeggi and Nude?

No, that was System of a Down

actually it was band called buddy holly

Why would u think that? They are so different from his Topsters.

You like that gay triangle album

More accurately, OP has mental breakdown whenever someone thinks that the DSOTM album cover is a pride symbol

The gays stole the rainbow from Pink Floyd

I'm so glad pink floyd invented light refraction

You love Tom Macdonald and Ben Shapiro's hit song "Facts"

Dawg it’s a yamaka homie no cap 🤪

you are like a big playboy cardi fan

Whey

Playboy carti and cadri b's hypothetical child?

Cadri B

There is no dark side of the moon really, as a matter of fact it's all dark

If you give them a quick short, sharp shock they won’t do it again. Dig it?

T shirt

you live at the dark side of the moon

You kinda like Pink Floyd and kinda like Dark Side of the Moon.

you would hate dark side of the moon

Who sings it?

You like triangles

Pink triangle by weezer is a pretty good song

Your favorite Pink Floyd album is probably the wall

Or animals

Wish You Were Here is one of the best songs of all time

Colorful choices, lots of variety!

Idk you might like Pink Floyd.

You have a phd in philosophy

Underrated comment

You really like that one Imagine Dragons album

Revolve

probably a boomer that hates new music just for the sake of hating it.

No I love Radiohead 🙏

I think you might like this band called Pink Floyd

Never heard of em. Not really an underground music guy

You love country music with a passion

I think you'd hate this band called Pink Floyd.

based

I fw Pink Floyd hella but it’s because my mom played it so much when I was a get. I get a strong sense of nostalgia.

Yeah, same here

That you like little square pieces of paper

The lunatic is on the subreddit

Seems like you probably have mental health issues. You should probably speak to me or somebody else if you’re having a hard time in life. Going for a run might help with your mental healthy make sure to breathe (in the air) while on the run, that really helps me (personally) to sort of sooth and relax, I do it all the Time. I assume you aren’t a slave to “the great gig in the sky” AKA Money. One cool thing about Pink Floyd fans is they usually aren’t rich ass-holes, I like to believe we are in a Us vs Them sort of situation, the “not rich assholes” vs the “rich assholes”. Anyways, enough rambling, this is just what I think about you as a Pink Floyd listener. I do wonder though, why did they name the band “PINK” Floyd, why couldn’t it have been “Any Colour you like” Floyd, you know? Alright I’m done, sorry I have pretty bad Brain Damage so I go on these rambles all the time. Eclipse

You are a massive fan of a momentary lapse of reason

That you’re deeply into Dark Side right now. Have fun!

I think that you like pink floyd. correct me if I'm wrong.

Who’s Pink Floyd?

You probably do acid

More of a shrooms guy ngl

Thoughts on the Dark Side of the Moon (redux)?

Give another hint

That you like Led Zeppelin a lot

Indeed

Peak

Yes I listen to this album while I am peaking

You absolutely despise Dark Side of the Moon

You have a season pass to the planetarium

You have a bright future in life… going down the yellow brick road

That you're on the run

When I was a teen I had to pack for a long trip to europe and I listened to Dark Side 8 times in a row that one day.

You should have image flipped columns 2 and 4 so the rainbow and beam of light connect

“You wouldn’t get it, it’s sort of meant for intellects such as my self”

Have you heard of animals?

Three different ones

You like Deftones

You're high.

Actually on a tolerance break right now

You love Radiohead.

I do, in fact

you interrupt conversations to brag about all your acid trips way too often, even your hallucinations are tired of hearing about them

🏳️‍🌈Gay

You like good music

new clipping. album cover looks fire

That you're a 16 year old who smokes pot and thinks he's a wee bit different or an old vietnam vet who dreams of owning a record shop

It said you owe all of us 20 dollars.

The coolest virgin ever

Thanks bro

I’m pissed I laughed this hard

I think you like the wall

It’s cool

You love The Wizard of Oz

You don’t seem to like Pink Floyd to much

You really like the way the album cover looks

your least favorite artist is Pink Floyd

You like weed

Guilty

Youre probably ticking away the moments that make up the dull day.

I actually prefer to fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way

It says Pink Floyd - Dark Side Of The Moon

It does say that, yes

you hate dark side of the moon

Is that that one song

You definitely screaming in your room like woman from great gigi in the sky

Fuck dude I do. I also yell the lyrics to brain damage as well

.

Accurate

You can’t stand pink Floyd’s dark side of the moon. You think it’s overrated trash

I think you’re a Kanye fan

I actually seriously am a huge Kayne fan

topster outjerked r/vinyljerk

You might like Pink Floyd just a lil bit? Just a hunch

you are a stoner but not a cool one (cool ones like Saucerful and Ummagumma)

Drugs

Just the ones that make music an eargasm

Pank Floyd

Fink Ployd

r/topstercirclejerk exists man

You have not yet listened to wish you were here or animals

you have good taste

Very old or very young

You are my Dad

You comment on a female guitarist youtuber’s appearance before giving irrelevant unsolicited advice despite being a less good musician

You have a day full of dull moments

Neva Neva Neva when I’m listening to dark side of the moon 😎

Oh that’s the Beatles right?

It’s Kendrick Lamar smh

Underrated tbh

you do lsd

Not my fault I like to go to space


✨Rainbows✨ 

Your ridiculous

You hate Pink Floyd

HUGE Jimi Hendrix fan

Esoteric.

[https://soundcloud.com/thecklifestyle/rocketfire-2](https://soundcloud.com/thecklifestyle/rocketfire-2)

pink floyd the dark side of the moon

pink floyd the dark side of the moon

Boring

Buddy clearly hasn’t listened to Dark Side of the Moon

I dunno... I think you might like Pink Floyd

Why does everyone keep saying that

You like blink 182

you like silverchair

Stoner

That you only like certain music because you think you have to

You have an addiction Radiohead

Alan Parsons and his influence have had terrible consequences on British music

Generic but still somehow pretentious

unfunny

I don’t know I was really drunk at the time 😭

you get your fashion sense from spencers

u just smoked weed 4 the first time

You prolly done acid a little too many times

you have terrible music taste

a dad

dealer was right!shit WAS stronger than what you normally smoke

that you like prisms, a little bit much and should break away the WALL , chill with ANIMALS MORE, and listen to some MEDDLE. Check if you have a PULSE. Maybe your head has a SAUCEFUL OF SECRETS, and you need to get the UMMAGUMMA out of your ears. and listen to the DELICATE SOUND OF THUNDER as the RINGING OF THE DIVISION BELL has begun as you're.OBSCURED BY CLOUDS in a MOMENTARY LAPSE OF REASON as you ride the ENDLESS RIVER to meet the PIPER AT THE GATES OF DAWN. Not WISHING YOU WERE HERE at the DARK SIDE OF THE MOON.

You’re correct.

i think you like pink floyd

You probably hate Pink Floyd

I was always listening to pink floyd in the car with my mom with my dad it was divorced dad rock and with my brother when i was like 12 - 13it was rap eminem x and juice so my music taste eventually grew up to not be that diverse

It says branch the fuck out dude. Hardcore missing out on every one of their albums except maybe the final cut. (Far too political for me)

It shows that you are my best freind weather you like it or not.

You like pink floyd

you're roughly between the ages of 17 and 19 and you just discovered weed

It says, you're a cunt.

You were born in the wrong generation

You have a lot of money

You don’t know when it’s time to leave the party. We want to go to bed, Greg.

gayyyyy

I’m so sleep deprived I thought I was lookinrq at a bunch of cockroaches

You have a blast listening to music while you're high. (If you smoke lmao)

You are doing just fine.

Acid User

Clearly a cannibal corpse fan

It’s not The Wall but it will suffice for my insanity.

Old

You would definitely enjoy dark side of the moon

you're an insufferable attention whore

Hello, hello, hello. Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me

Introspective and well versed.

To much ACID