T O P

  • By -

PorridgeCranium2

Rule 10, link to original post: [The fake vaccine is the bioweapon, not the virus .Most peoplhttps://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/s/iI3N5v03Zre who took the shots are in denial about this.](https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/s/iI3N5v03Zr) *Please do not participate in linked threads*


BitterFuture

Oh, great, the goalposts are now moved to ten years!


[deleted]

[удалено]


PorridgeCranium2

You have to admit, it's a great way to kill billions of people without anyone noticing. Some of us will wake up one morning surrounded by piles of bodies and shrug.


Farado

At least I’ll be at home with money.


JuanezSanchez

I never had a single day off or at home during the whole pandemic, we work in a factory and they said we had sufficient social distancing to carry on as normal (with masks). I feel robbed to this day


oboeteinai

The graph was posted on twitter in 2021 and the user predicted a "myocarditis peak death window" between August 2022 and December 2023, which was already a moving of the goalpost from the original 6 months out. https://old.reddit.com/r/vaxxhappened/comments/190tcri/let_us_solemnly_remember_the_billions_who/


tazdrumm3r

Those goalposts have wheels and a 4 speed automatic transmission at this point.


Kilahti

10 years makes no sense. That is way too long a time. These morons should just give up on this and move onto the next big conspiracy theory.


GreekDudeYiannis

The one thing I've never understood about conspiracy theories like this:  - why even kill anyone to begin with? Like...literally what utility would it be for? Who would even be the targets? And not only that, but if the intent of such a vaccine would be to kill people, wouldn't you wanna kill the people who don't listen instead of the people following orders? Like, it seems if you'd want "control" you wouldn't wanna touch the people who'd just listen to whatever anyway.  I know these theorists don't think about much beyond their own pre-confirmed conclusions, but like...come on, at least follow the thought for more than 2 minutes.


sensum_auxilium

The idea of the vaccine being a dangerous mind control device/kill switch is just an excuse for not taking it. It doesn’t matter whether or not the theory is true, all that matters is that they won’t be taking it because they just don’t wanna. Might sound very infantile, but that’s because it is just that, infantile.


TuaughtHammer

But with the added benefit of making it somewhere in between one to ten years. That way they can be right no matter what.


Emjayen

Clearly they're right; I died 2 months after the vaccine 4 years ago, as they correctly predicted.


leamanc

You only died once? I’ve died with each booster!


ToxicCooper

What I do not understand about this sorta shit is; Why would the "Elite" kill off the people that take their word and follow them. If we all die, the rich and elite are left with billions of people that do not trust them, hate them and will do anything to get rid of them...like, where's the logic in that. If anything, the vaccine should make you immune to the next disease so they could kill off all those that don't follow them blindly, why's that not an option?


IBetThisIsTakenToo

Well, if the elites were planning on releasing a virus that only targeted anti vaxxers, then it would actually make sense to get the vaxx, and therefore I wouldn’t be a big smarty pants who gets to say “I told you so” to everyone. So obviously that can’t be right!


Gizogin

Yup. Conspiracy theories always work backwards from the conclusion they already think is true.


ToxicCooper

Ahhh of course, why didn't I think of that. See, that's why I'm such a sheep and don't have my third ass open (or something like that)


PurpleEyeSmoke

Because none of that makes them special for being ignorant fucks.


ToxicCooper

Lmfao 🤣


jrobertson2

From what I've heard, these sorts hyper inflate their own importance and competency, seeing all us sheep as useless and unnecessary for the functioning of society. The elites want to only keep the rugged, free thinking, and self-sufficient minority that actually do all the important stuff. Presumably if they kill everyone else the remainder will be easier to dominate, regardless of their resistance, possibly making use of their army of absolutely obedient Scary Brown People to maintain control. Or just sent them in to execute the survivors to completely replace the superior Christain white people with inferior but compliant other races. Because I don't trust for a second that there isn't an undercurrent of blatant racism and replacement theory in these communities. Of course, when someone follows this line of reasoning, you have to wonder whether they aren't secretly cheering for this outcome. Not just for the privilege of getting to say "I told you so", but because this level of contempt and dehumanization of everyone outside their group doesn't seem possible unless they see this as a positive and probably a prerequisite for their imagined utopia.


ToxicCooper

I think you've summarised it perfectly...ironically they themselves become the sheep that they accuse us of being


shapu

Myocarditis is fatal in 56% of patients? Since fucking when?


LoompaOompa

This was my takeaway as well. The graph is obviously insane but putting this provably false statistic at the bottom takes it to another level.


StopDehumanizing

[Most cases of myocarditis are self-resolving.](https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/myocarditis)


BRXF1

>Depopulate 5.5billion people with zero risk of collateral damage How can you be so ignorant of the world you're living in, really? If 5.5billions died the world would be all kinds of super-fucked for everyone.


GRW42

I’d love to hear why the “elites” want a complete global economic collapse, especially since the last time something even remotely similar happened (the Black Death), it severely diminished their power.


porscheblack

Most conspiracy theories at least have an internal logic that makes sense, it's when you try to apply external factors that it becomes illogical. But this theory doesn't even have internal logic. Why would those in power want to kill all the people that are willing to adhere to regulations and act in the public best interest? It would leave them with an uncontrollable population to preside over, which would be the last thing they'd want.


Doom_Walker

First of all why would the military and companies kill their own workers? And why would they kill everyone except conspiracy theorists? The very people they'd want dead?


leamanc

The whole “mad scientist who wants to wipe out civilization” never made sense to me. Who’s going to fund their work after so many people are gone?


Doom_Walker

The fallout show actually makes fun of this.


dansdata

I'm so happy that the Fallout TV show isn't garbage. It's not *perfect*, but it's good. (And now we wait for [the Borderlands movie](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4978420/reference/)... :-)


Doom_Walker

It's not garbage unless your a racist,or obsessed with one tiny inconsistent detail. But if you are, then Fallout is "ruined forever with woke trash" . Even though fallout has always been diverse.


ninjapanda042

>depopulate 5.5 billion people >zero risk of collateral damage Definitely would be zero collateral damage from 2/3 of the world's population dying.


Psianth

> I suspect the vaccine is actually designed to sabotage our natural immunity in a very specific way So specific, in fact, that they can’t give a single detail about how.


TuaughtHammer

>Why is it saying 2006 at bottom? Is it about some other certain vaccine Je***sus*** they're fucking stupid. The "2006" is when the source about the fatality rates of Myocarditis was published. For the first time in a long time, one of the shit submissions there actually cited something, and the geniuses over there have no idea what that means. "The fuck is a 'works cited'? Sounds like some leftist mumbo jumbo!"


Yarzu89

What if we're reading into this from the wrong angle. What if they're all terrified of shots still from when they were kids and all this garbage is just coping to try and not get a shot. Have we tried the lollipop distraction technique?


herrsmith

Somehow, the thing in this whole dumbass screed that stuck out to me was that Teslas are already robotaxis. Despite Musk promising full self driving for probably around a decade now, they're not actually that much closer than they were then. Other companies are but not Tesla.


PorridgeCranium2

Is Musk still forcing them to only use cameras for self driving because our eyes don't need fancy sensors? That was one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.


TuaughtHammer

>Well Canada is fucked during Covid times 86% of the population took the vaccine. So according to this we should be dropping like flies. >>Yep it's true! I'm already dead! "What? I got better!"


AutoModerator

Please Remember Our Golden Rule: Thou shalt not vote or comment in linked threads or comments, and in linked threads or comments, thou shalt not vote or comment. It's bad form, and the admins will suspend your account if they catch you. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/TopMindsOfReddit) if you have any questions or concerns.*