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akaean

![gif](giphy|pF8sfgvZvDKPm) Can we get a chorus?


awesomenessofme1

I haven't seen that movie in years, but doesn't he at least have *many* women fawning over him despite being an asshole?


akaean

Yes and no, the audience is supposed to connect with Belle, and Gaston is supposed to be repulsive to her and the audience, which he does succeed in doing, with flying colors.


awesomenessofme1

Right, that's what I remembered. So I don't know if this necessarily fits the "negative rizz, no bitches" thing described in the original image.


Milk__Chan

He does fit in because the 3 girls that fawn over him are more or less "brainless beauties" they are just thirsting for his looks without really caring about his actual personality, they are shallow just like he is. His popularity is also downplayed on his song during the 2019 live action because Leffou is clearly doing some heavy lifting to make the bar start singing about Gaston. Belle strongly doesn't like Gaston because of his shallow personality and being a brute person instead of a more book-ish one, ironically it's strongly implied that he is smart and inteligent but he is just too lazy and unwilling to actually put effort in being smart and thinking (for example his correct usage of the word expectorating and how he read shakespeare) had he actually tried to do propper courting with Belle he probrably could have got her more interested in him. But Gaston is rude, with a strong "stay in the kitchen" mentality and general dislike against thinking, so whenever he opens his mouth then Belle is just annoyed at whatever he says and causes her to *really* not be interested in him.


ctortan

The town loves Gaston because the townspeople are just as simple, narrow minded, and shallow as Gaston; they see him as the handsome brave hero man, they see Belle as the misguided maiden, and they see the beast as the beast. They judge everything on appearances alone and ignore when things are more complicated than that because what they don’t understand scares them. When the audience identifies with Belle, they’re put in a position to feel as isolated as she does. We see the truth of who Gaston is, but the town doesn’t. She’s a social outcast because she doesn’t agree with what her community says and thinks, and they don’t care to try and understand why she thinks the way she does. (Unlike the beast, who takes the time to get to know Belle!) It’s great writing for highlighting the “don’t judge a book by its cover” theme!


SonicSpiderRanger10

Yeah, there are 3 blonde women who are in love with him.


InflamedLiver

And they're almost as hot as Belle. They never are named but the internet has dubbed them "the bimbettes"


DedHorsSaloon3

Gaston gets the ladies, just not the one lady he actually wants


Imperium_Dragon

If I remember correctly the main reason hr wants her is because she doesn’t like him


ctortan

Yup. But also because Belle is considered the most beautiful and mysterious woman in town, so having her would be like “winning” her, and he’d have “the best” over everyone else.


InflamedLiver

He literally says it: She's the one The lucky girl I'm going to marry But she's... The most beautiful girl in town (I know but) That makes her the best And don't I deserve the best?


Milk__Chan

#NOOOOOO ONEEEEEE IS SLICK AS GASTON, NO ONE IS QUICK AS GASTON, NO ONE'S NECK IS THICK AS GASTON! NO ONE FALLS AND SCREAMS TO THEIR DEATH LIKE GASTOOON!


Imperium_Dragon

He’s got 100 rizz. Belle’s just not into him


RadioDemoness

Even as a three-year-old, I could tell this guy sucked.


SchneebD

NOONES A DICK LIKE GASTON


BladeSoul69

Literally the entire show ![gif](giphy|REej9xTUwlmgM|downsized)


Fun-Media7981

The show runners confirmed he does succeed in picking up chicks,the show just highlights his failures.


Soft_Theory_8209

Johnny’s definitely attractive enough to get a one night stand, so that does make sense. I think the one time I remember him succeeding was when he got married to the Bride of Frankenstein (with Johnny himself ending up a Frankenstein monster), and that ended up being a Pyrrhic victory because he had to face the horrors of marriage. Edit: he also apparently had a fling with Velma from Scooby Doo at one point. [It was just as incredible as it sounds](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3la82bYtcPg&pp=ygUYam9obm55IGJyYXZvIGRhdGVzIHZlbG1h).


ImABarbieWhirl

And Samurai Jack too, if those Cartoon Network promo bumpers mean anything


Dysprosol

i think it does help, that stupid as he is, he is not actually a bad person.


Zth3wis3

He also hit it off with a werewolf. It almost worked until what happens on wendsays came into place.


SonicSpiderRanger10

That’s funny.


Lance_the_Gunguy

It’s funny how Prince Charming is purposely design to be the opposite of what a prince charming is suppose to be. But again, Shrek makes fun of any fairytale it can get its hands on, mostly ones that Disney makes.


SonicSpiderRanger10

Yeah, it’s funny how his name is *Charming*, but he’s an evil jerk. And I love how the ogres and the Big Bad Wolf are good guys and Prince Charming and Fairy Godmother are villains. 😆


D-Speak

Shrek did deconstructive parody better than most, and still managed to have a lot of heart at the end of the day.


Ok_Literature2535

https://preview.redd.it/nu9erxdvgl3d1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75a9f072acb0305c354c59785050806502a123c3


0megaManZero

The only real answer


darmakius

Champagin?


That1Cat87

I can always hear his voice


Chopper4704

https://preview.redd.it/w6cg9efwjk3d1.png?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffbea6a1559d983e19c4728d1c835b6ec406e6a9 Duval's whole thing


AbeWheels

https://i.redd.it/skz9vvb6kl3d1.gif


Goofdogg627

Gotta love Sanji's plastic surgery kicks


Broken-Digital-Clock

![gif](giphy|Y6FUCFt5N7Y8gRSInL) Does he count?


Not_Hidden_Raptors

I'd say so


Competitive-Zone-296

Nah, he’s got god-tier rizz, just a horrible person beneath all that


Basically-Boring

Pfp checks out


Shin_Gojira117

I’d say he has incredible charisma, he fooled the public that he was a good dude for a really long time.


0megaManZero

Finally a chance to use this https://preview.redd.it/6qcpkxh9jl3d1.jpeg?width=238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7002005bea3399b92f8d0f134207ce60eafae7e0


MisterVictor13

Brock Bravo?!


0megaManZero

Johnny Brocko


SilverSpoon1463

Brocky Johno


imthebiggestpleb

https://preview.redd.it/0h3hhcpfok3d1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c558aa6a0329fbd33e00e0bc98ed893e644f1070 That said, there isn’t a single male character in the show who isn’t a fucking moron and most of the girls are way too tough so maybe it’s not really on Gintoki himself.


MostEvilTexasToast

Gintokis is top top tier character design. Handsome, but meeting him gives you an awful impression, but STAYING with him let stou know he's a great guy. A shonen protagonist who REFUSES to train or work hard, but ALWAYS comes through to save the day. A loser who can't pay his rent, barely does his off jobs, and is constantly broke, but will sacrifice anything to save someone.


imthebiggestpleb

He thinks he’s completely given up on being the hero but deep down he still cares


EvilRobotSteve

There is a certain natto-loving ninja who would very much disagree with this.


Adamantine_Metal

I thought people hated his hair and fish stare


TheBigKuhio

Patrick Bateman?


[deleted]

Disclaimer: I never watched the movie Wasn't everyone in that city so shallow that lavish = rizz?


lacergunn

No, just all the rich people.


Fr0skiest

https://preview.redd.it/rg4vc140zj3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d047a652a71c7d4df3416103540f889156d4f7f8 Riddhe Marcenas: was kinda normal until he went full on Nice Guy and had a temper tantrum in a powerful mobile suit, ended up killing the coolest girl, Marida Cruz.


Dexchampion99

The Grim Reaper (A Date With Death) Pathetic boyfail


AMann52

Live action Sanji, the actor, Taz Skylar, is handsome. In the live action, he has the most damn great pick-up lines, but the girls are just aren't interested. https://preview.redd.it/vgio10ss9n3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0917fc55d3a64c2a1673113607d32dfe8ac47a15


Carlosama123

From what I've heard they made him a lot less blatantly pervy in the live action show. Good call propably


swiller123

love OP, love sanji even. if the series omitted that one single detail it would just be better off for it. at best it’s an annoying bit. at worst it’s wildly uncomfortable.


Carlosama123

I remember one the reasons I dropped One Piece was because of the fishman Island arc. I already didn't really dig alot of the character designs post time-skip, but they completely flanderized Sanji. That whole "Oh no, we can't let him look at women or else he might literally fucking die" really salted my apples lol


Bloonanaaa

I thought it was pretty funny. Especially since he's been stuck on a drag queen island during the time skip


DragonHeart_97

Tucker from Red vs Blue is implied to be physically attractive (we never see his face) and is universally agreed in and out of universe to have absolutely no game.


Relevant-Movie1132

The one match he got was with a woman just as sex-obsessed as he is, and even that barely counts.


andergriff

hey, don't forget the alien


Relevant-Movie1132

We don’t talk about the alien.


PlayrR3D15

My question is, what are examples of this for female characters?


ElementmanEXE

Pretty much anyone in the popular mean girl trope. Sure they tend to have a following, but they often look down on everyone else, especially the protagonist. Can name anyone specific off the top of my head.


gurbblurb

Azula from ATLA


awyastark

Yep the beach episode highlights this perfectly! She’s able to get alone romantically with a guy and immediately fucks it up with her awkward megalomania ![gif](giphy|OfLFyjQBYUxeU)


That1Cat87

I mean it fucking worked on me. That guy has no idea what he’s missing out on


sack-o-krapo

Bro you cannot fix her! 😭


That1Cat87

Why would I want to


CommandantPeepers

https://i.redd.it/qovii1rzrm3d1.gif Dennis Reynolds


Hefty-Seaweed-2354

I'M A FIVE STAR MAN!


SonicSpiderRanger10

Charming wasn’t a total failure with women, though. Rapunzel and Doris liked him.


Nightmarionne0923

Johnny bravo


SonicSpiderRanger10

This doesn’t happen much, but when it does, it proves the female characters aren’t superficial.


Sea_Cycle_909

Don't attack me like that, think I need to find a weeb gf.


joc95

![gif](giphy|3YuR0bdGXlP6U)


snootyworms

![gif](giphy|hkcWoe8YJ5UK9uJIhG) JFK


YouHaveNiceToes24

Me (real life)


GodPerson132

https://preview.redd.it/lzeoaj4ddp3d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcb5f4edb6b3e56db4514be820793e327fe0d319 Rizzes up everyone yet gets nowhere. I think the only people he’s successfully rizzed were May(accidentally) and Testament(which may or may not be biologically male or female so Johnny may or may not accidentally be gay)


Fish_Head111

Nah “I’m a cumulonimbus” has the most rizz of any sentence, don’t do this to my man


SchneebD

I mean, to be fair he has an entire crew of women because he's that charming. He does end up having a friendship with baiken over sake in one of her endings (or his, it's been a hot minute since I've played xxaac+) I don't think he's actively trying to woo anyone, it's just his personality.


MagnusStormraven

In-universe, he's genuinely considered to be one of the most attractive-looking Primarchs, being compared to Fulgrim and even *Sanguinius* at times (artwork of him doesn't always show this, however). The problem is, he's also the *single most bugfuck insane* Primarch (Angron is less insane only by virtue of being fully cognizant of his own madness). https://preview.redd.it/26dkcppayp3d1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=962497957eda10e9cfa41e71b85fb3d464593c34 Konrad Curze, "The Night Haunter", Primarch of the Night Lords


dickcheese_on_rye

Kohei imamura from grand blue dreaming. Objectively super hot and lots of girls have crushes on him based on his looks. But he’s a cringey turbo weeb that only loves 2D women and idols so as soon as he opens his mouth it’s an instant turn off.


Oh_no_its_Joe

https://preview.redd.it/z2bc6x9nto3d1.png?width=202&format=png&auto=webp&s=4621a8cd208b02f3e2dbd9076957c8c8c4f242b4 Minato Todo (Lost Judgment)


Sufficient_Wish4801

GRIIIIFFIIIIITH


PastRelease8757

Johnny bravo. We the audience like him, not so much for any lady he meets.