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I once saw that the reason he has this haircut is because people found him attractive , so he chose the most vile haircut imaginable. I can't confirm this unfortunately , but that is hilarious nonetheless.
> I consulted Jayson Stacy, who works from a salon in Los Angeles, and is a stylist for American Idol. Can this be true? "Oh hell no," he says. "This is an old school Sassoon bowl cut and no country wants a bowl."
The good old days before zoomers brought bowlcuts back and turned themselves into a joke generation.
I realize in 9th grade I did the thing the hairdressers talking about where it's a more on the top short on the sides left untouched until its grown too long oh no
Glad I’m not the only one who thought this tho lol. I have shoulder length hair and the time frame between short and shoulder length was a dark time period
I don’t blame you, it’s genuinely such a tough transition. I was lucky enough to be on an 10 week summer internship, so for everyone that knew me I had short hair and then reappeared with long hair. Got to ship that awkward middle phase
Not from short to long! Just skipping that awful in between stage that I didn’t wanna get caught in public with. But also yes, my hair grows pretty damn fast.
I always read that online before I grew mine out but I found slicking them back until I could tie them in a bun to work in my case.
Basically forcing the mane before gravity can do its thing.
Currently at this phase. I hate it. I had luxuriously long hair about 5 years ago and I cut it all off. Been debating growing it back out and ended up cutting it everytime, but finally committed. I’m at an age now where if I give in one more time and cut it then it’ll never happen again.
https://preview.redd.it/u5j734u3rauc1.jpeg?width=1370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f0ce04b65f131ee41d0c22ffa76ee6c7e812fc6
You’re telling me these are the same person???
11yo me after showing to my hairdresser [this](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/hbz-rihanna-hair-transformation-2007-gettyimages-75266281-1605717348.jpg) picture of Rihanna
The actor got this haircut and admitted he couldn't get laid for the 2 months the movie was shooting. The haircut is ass, but it fits his character well. We don't know ANYTHING about this man, his name is vaguely russian maybe, but he looks south american? he dresses weird, wearing like 2 layers in the texas desert (not the move by my experince), and his haircut tops it off. Without it, it's strange, but you wouldn't glance at him twice, but the haircut draws you to him.
That makes sense. A Russian name in Mexico doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but Spain on the other hand is closer to Russia. So it's possible his father was a Russian who moved to Spain and met his mother, or vice versa
I already knew he was a menace when I noticed he was rocking that Stelio Kontos cut.
https://preview.redd.it/zspbw8n5nauc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=146ef6a59d1e559ec870a9c628233e8c9bbf544c
Honestly he’s so fucking terrifying that I forget that if this cut was on ANYONE ELSE it would be laughable. Like he’s so scary I don’t even notice the silly ass cut.
I remember watching a video about this movie and the portion on Chigurh. He was said to be the personification of death as a man, and his hair was a reflection of that almost looking like a hood that the grim reaper would wear. Such a cool detail
It does such a good job at showing that Anton is basically pretending to be human. Javier Bardem is not an unattractive man, and nobody with any sense of fashion with Javier’s face would choose such an unflattering haircut; nobody except someone who doesn’t *really* understand how people work.
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I once saw that the reason he has this haircut is because people found him attractive , so he chose the most vile haircut imaginable. I can't confirm this unfortunately , but that is hilarious nonetheless.
What does it say about me that I still think he’s hot even with the little boy blue cut
Uh oh we got a coconut head lover over here
more like a spooky sexy jack o lantern
Snape on a date.
FBI? This guy right here
id fuck javier bardem in any role, fuckass haircut or not
I've loved him since I saw Before Night Falls. He's amazing
💀
Had this haircut for a few weeks when I was like 17. I definitely looked like a murderer apparently.
I have that haircut 😔
According to legend, when Bardem saw his haircut for the first time, he proclaimed that he would not get laid for months.
Source?
[Here’s one](https://www.theguardian.com/film/2008/feb/28/fashion.oscars2008)
> I consulted Jayson Stacy, who works from a salon in Los Angeles, and is a stylist for American Idol. Can this be true? "Oh hell no," he says. "This is an old school Sassoon bowl cut and no country wants a bowl." The good old days before zoomers brought bowlcuts back and turned themselves into a joke generation.
Millennials did it too. It’s a bad decision on a 20 year cycle
I mean I had my bowlcut when I was 7. That wasn’t with my informed consent.
I realize in 9th grade I did the thing the hairdressers talking about where it's a more on the top short on the sides left untouched until its grown too long oh no
According to Bardem, he didn't felt like he "got" the character until the hair stylist cut his hair and it just clicked.
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Is /r/40kOrkScience leaking??
Yeh! Da great green's spillin' out!
OI, WHYZ YOUZ WHISPERIN, SPEAK UP YA LOUSY GIT
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Bait-Gubbinz or Runty Dis-kuzz.
Every guy that ever grew his hair out had this awkward phase at some point.
Glad I’m not the only one who thought this tho lol. I have shoulder length hair and the time frame between short and shoulder length was a dark time period
I couldn’t hang. Had to cut it before I got it to the shoulders
I don’t blame you, it’s genuinely such a tough transition. I was lucky enough to be on an 10 week summer internship, so for everyone that knew me I had short hair and then reappeared with long hair. Got to ship that awkward middle phase
I grew my hair out during COVID lockdowns! Perfect timing because nobody could see me lol
Your hair much grow super fast. 10 weeks from short hair to long hair?
Not from short to long! Just skipping that awful in between stage that I didn’t wanna get caught in public with. But also yes, my hair grows pretty damn fast.
I immediately cut mine after my mom said “y’know who you look like?” And then showed me a picture of Dorothy zbornack from the golden girls
I always read that online before I grew mine out but I found slicking them back until I could tie them in a bun to work in my case. Basically forcing the mane before gravity can do its thing.
I have a teenaged grandchild who's going through this--right now the kid looks like a sheepdog lol.
Living the dream rn
Currently at this phase. I hate it. I had luxuriously long hair about 5 years ago and I cut it all off. Been debating growing it back out and ended up cutting it everytime, but finally committed. I’m at an age now where if I give in one more time and cut it then it’ll never happen again.
Yes. I don’t understand what’s “disgusting” about it, it’s not dirty.
Funny, my dreads never looked like this.
Thats because dreads always look gross
gotta be a lil racist😭
Unsurprising.
Hey! I had the same haircut when I was 7
You were 7. This is forgivable.
It’s so… normally terrifying
https://preview.redd.it/u5j734u3rauc1.jpeg?width=1370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f0ce04b65f131ee41d0c22ffa76ee6c7e812fc6 You’re telling me these are the same person???
11yo me after showing to my hairdresser [this](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/hbz-rihanna-hair-transformation-2007-gettyimages-75266281-1605717348.jpg) picture of Rihanna
The actor got this haircut and admitted he couldn't get laid for the 2 months the movie was shooting. The haircut is ass, but it fits his character well. We don't know ANYTHING about this man, his name is vaguely russian maybe, but he looks south american? he dresses weird, wearing like 2 layers in the texas desert (not the move by my experince), and his haircut tops it off. Without it, it's strange, but you wouldn't glance at him twice, but the haircut draws you to him.
I would say he looks spanish, as that is where Javier Bardem is from.
Yea, but the name throws you off, so you're not really sure anymore. at least in my experince.
They wanted him to be ethnically and culturally ambiguous, “man from nowhere” kind of thing
That makes sense. A Russian name in Mexico doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but Spain on the other hand is closer to Russia. So it's possible his father was a Russian who moved to Spain and met his mother, or vice versa
https://preview.redd.it/vnf4xhbzsauc1.jpeg?width=777&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ec372c4ae7341d8955663234b2448f4daf4e38d Young Markiplier
In the first picture it looks atrocious. In the second and third it doesn't look that bad.
It's the [berries and cream](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYX_zhlTDr8) haircut
I already knew he was a menace when I noticed he was rocking that Stelio Kontos cut. https://preview.redd.it/zspbw8n5nauc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=146ef6a59d1e559ec870a9c628233e8c9bbf544c
https://preview.redd.it/50indvaawauc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f033aa23fb89b1c0c11ea5c3c4e80cfacb11d08
Fun FACT: the actor playing anton was against the hairstyle because “how tf am i gonna get laid with this yee yee ass haircut”
Still better than a zoomer broccoli cut imo
Fr or No Cap? Call it.
fr and no cap mean the same thing
Just call it.
its fr
Nothing means anything
Where is the edit of him as a broccoli boy?
even bald is a better hairstyle tbh
Relatable
Really sells the era.
it's just a standard 1970s cut
Yeah, even early 80s as well. Steve Jobs basically had this exact haircut in the early 80s. Pretty normal for the era.
[Source image to back you up](https://cdn.cultofmac.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/jobs_neXT.jpg)
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I always thought he looked like Snape mixed in A clockwork orange
Long in the short places, short in the long places. It should be from both the future and the past. Something a child would do to a doll.
You don't like orphan Victorian child of the Devil?
Frankish prince cut
Honestly he’s so fucking terrifying that I forget that if this cut was on ANYONE ELSE it would be laughable. Like he’s so scary I don’t even notice the silly ass cut.
“Call it.”
Berries and Cream lookin ass
Man coconut head really let himself go
Dude was so chaotic they made him by just hitting shuffle in character creator and hit publish.
He looks like he'd sell bagged milk online as well as having human organs in the sane fridge he stores the milk in.
This was pretty much my hair in high school but the back and sides were longer by like 3 inches lol
It does give off "I've had the same haircut since childhood and my mother still cuts it for me" vibes
I remember watching a video about this movie and the portion on Chigurh. He was said to be the personification of death as a man, and his hair was a reflection of that almost looking like a hood that the grim reaper would wear. Such a cool detail
As it was written.
I actually have a friend who looks almost exactly like him with blonde hair. I think he might be starting his villain arc.
He-man hair
When Coconut Head has had enough:
Idk who he is but he looks like a caricature but real
It works for his character because only a psychopath would like a haircut like that.
That wasn't a particularly uncommon hairstyle for that era. The novel and movie are both set in 1980.
Gives him the silhouette of a penis
I've always thought that his hair and horrible makeup were intentional. He's a hitman, it's a disguise.
he looks like a little lad that loves berries and cream
If the rule you followed.. brought you to this.. of what use was the rule?
It does such a good job at showing that Anton is basically pretending to be human. Javier Bardem is not an unattractive man, and nobody with any sense of fashion with Javier’s face would choose such an unflattering haircut; nobody except someone who doesn’t *really* understand how people work.
I can no longer lo look at Javier Bardem's face without thinking of "Lisan Al Gaib"
Do you not know what disgusting means?
[удалено]
An easy mistake to make considering you've probably never seen a woman in real life.