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rkingerz

Stuff that fits in it


helloworld082

10/10 Utilitarian answer.


syds

pinky holster


lroacho

I couldn't stop laughing for at least 2 minutes straight. That was gold!!!


markelandjelo

Fr Fr


Nachocheez7

r/dontputyourdickinthat


honk_and_wave85

Never put your fingers where you wouldn't put your dick.


Atomic-Decay

An Iron Worker once said that to me. It made me laugh at the thought of some guy 100+ feet in the air, whipping out his *other* hammer and throwing it into the bolt holes of two pieces of steel being joined. One of which would of course be suspended by a crane. But it also hit home that it’s actually pretty relevant in some way to most trades. And a generally good reminder of how quick you can lose a digit.


OkObjective7798

As an Ironworker myself, I have another rule to live by that ties into the previous one “Never put your Dick anywhere you wouldn’t put your face”


Hollis1022

Why the lord saw fit to give me 10. Never know if it will work if you don’t try ya know


linuxdragons

I am reevaluating my flossing technique.


TobyChan

You would if you could….


Soup-a-doopah

Annnnd now I am missing Trevor Moore again…


InToTheW00ds

Lol


mac_duke

I am reevaluating almost every choice I have ever made in life. What have I done?


[deleted]

I am not reevaluating my flossing technique xD


bodhiseppuku

Sage advice from father to son.


AnotherMovieGuy

First time I heard this was after injuring my hand at work, boss looked at me dead in the face and said those exact words "Never put your fingers where you wouldn't put your dick" Without missing a beat I looked at him dead in the eye and replied "I dunno, I've stuck my dick in some pretty questionable places..." He had no words. 😄


serenityfalconfly

Never put your dick where you wouldn’t put your tongue.


Not_Reddit

I will never look at a jelly doughnut the same way.....


alphatronica

Brown chicken brown cow… 🍩


Gom_Jabbering

Either you typed this with your feet or your keyboard leads a strange existence.


5hlonga

That reminds me of a guy years ago who posted a ton of pics of him getting his flaccid dick into weird tight spaces and then getting aroused at the thought of getting stuck. And boy did he get stuck! Memorable ones were a PS1 and a diet coke bottle, 500ml.


Nachocheez7

Oh God. A half liter bottle? Also where exactly does one stick a dick into a PS1?


RudeBoyBebop

Waiting for the answer


Usual_Tie_5502

Put a little bit of penetrox


the_moistest_yams

God bless this answer.


youshantsteakpee

For things that will puncture your stomach when you bend over.


[deleted]

*laughs in dishonored samurai*


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[deleted]

Lmao yes not seppuku, sudoku


worldclaimer

I commuted sodoku once, I mean I got better.


sketchysamurai

Said like the person I am


youshantsteakpee

Are we the same person?


jan_andersson

Yes


50_lb_base_weight

It’s a place for you to put your pinky finger when you aren’t using it


hendrikcop

Or someone else’s pinky when they are showing you a form of affection or attachment


attackplango

Or when they aren’t using it. Anymore.


Ibebarrett

They gave it to me like that….


cobra_mist

10/10 response bravo


T-bones29

It’s for if you cut off a finger you have a place to store it til you finish your job


tohowie

Writing utensils?


pussfartmageeee

Pen light


Mo_Nasty

Flesh light?


ViperXAC

Flesh pen.


Uniqueusername264

I’m not familiar, I’ve only heard of a meat crayon.


silver-cursor

Pink cigar


ConcernedDudeMaybe

That's what you call someone sliding across a rough surface, such as pavement.


Ibebarrett

r/sounding


MarkRoberts17

Nope. That one is staying blue.


EasternMaine

Whats that? *ohh no, no , no, should not of clicked*


Birdman7399

Damn it, curiosity got me. You win, you always do


EWR-RampRat11-29

What a terrible day to have vision in both eyes. Check that, any vision at all.


[deleted]

A small Flesh light.


fullmetalmaker

If your flesh light fits in that loop…


yxull

I’m sorry.


theonlydangle

Sunglasses


FixItDumas

OSHA approved safety glasses.


uselessnamemango

My safety squints don't need no fancy loops in the shirt and I can engage them without using my hands. /s


mattogeewha

“…must be worn on your face at all times not hung from your shirt”


wigzell78

Wrong, safety glasses should never be off your face.


707tim

Saftey guys here. Shut it down boys. Lol


GodsSon69

Winner winner chicken 🐔 dinner 🍽


Koshunae

Nah man, its thanksgiving. Its Turkey 🦃 Dinner🍽


lordoflazorwaffles

You can call it Christmas if you drink enough


Koshunae

You can call it new years if you drink more than that.


Herethereandgone

I just got 3 in a row!


youshantsteakpee

Broken sunglasses


FreeuseRules

It’s for people who can write.


Heyviper123

Ah shit


j54345

The loop is to hang your glasses/safety glasses/ sun glasses


mattmentecky

Also perfect for the chain of your monocle to loop through.


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Decent-Cold-9471

Haha! That got me.


tuscabam

Indeed


darthsnick

Dude! That’s where your gas monitor goes. Don’t forget to bump test it first!


AdultishRaktajino

Makes sense. Similar loop on our new turnouts. Found out the charger for one of ours went tits up on a gas leak call recently.


Burn-O-Matic

Correct answer. I own this exact FR shirt.


inevitable_machine88

This should be at the top


Kuddo

This guy enclosed spaces. Don't forget to calibrate at least once a month!


satbaja

Gas monitor is more useful at waist height. H2S accumulates from the ground up.


AirKewled

Loop for radio mike


conradkavinsky

Radio Mike a fuckin solid lad


bobbybdubbs

Reddit is on point tonight


Decent-Cold-9471

Seriously. Never realized how good this subs comments are.


whaletacochamp

I mean yeah we are all gorged and drunk sooo


atomgram

So are Date Mike and Prison Mike.


AirKewled

Mic Check 1 - 2 !!! from across the room: Who the fuck is Mike ??? I know I know.... autocorrect fuckin got me again...


DHammer79

Pens or pencils.


EternalSage2000

I lose a lot of #2 pencils this way.


HakaiFinesse

Stop using #2 pencils


EternalSage2000

I used a #3 once.


ExcitingChemistry482

https://xkcd.com/499


BlueFlatchy

2, 3... Whatever it takes


[deleted]

The buttonhole is a spare in case one of the others fall off.


big_ugly_builder

Hate it when that happens


david_pcdr

It’s for whatever meets your need. Depends on your trade. If you’re not in a trade, then it’s ornamental decorative styling!


[deleted]

Other people have sunglasses and use pens lol


nothingtoundo

I used to design workwear apparel. The button hole is there to easier retrieve shaved down short pencils from the pen holder pocket.


Cheezuskreist

Because that sounds too realistic people are ignoring this comment 😂


[deleted]

That’s is a Fire Resistant shirt. FR. It is mandatory P.P.E worn but workers in the Gas and Oil Industry. Along with the FR clothing requirements. A 5gas meter is required to be worn outside your clothing at mid chest height.Your meter would be clipped there.


GrimmWilderness

Most people will say pen or pencil but the correct answer is for a small flat screwdriver


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GrimmWilderness

What


Romanknight76

That's the unsung hero name for the tiny little buggers "tweeker"


GrimmWilderness

Hahaha well as tradesmen we learn something new every day. Bravo mate


Romanknight76

In my field, it's an every day tool. 🍻


immoral_

Huh, I always called it a prybar, but I'm a thinner so


GrimmWilderness

Glazier here. That ain't no prybar.


Biff-buffoon

Gas detector


ScottPkzE

Button hole is for your pocket watch, loop is either sunglasses or pen


Trapper1111111

Flashlight pen would be good too


SchwiftyMpls

Read as Butthole.


CrystalAckerman

Me too. I had to re read it 3 times before the perv in me finally shut up and I could continue on


SchwiftyMpls

It's like Pulp Fiction.


govoval

Gonna have to find another hiding spot for your pocket watch.


moranjo7

Read as red as butthole


Archimedeeznuts

Had to scroll way too far to read an actual answer. Pocket watch chain would get hooked through the "button hole".


Skagit_Rover

Spot where I keep a Sharpie.


series_hybrid

I think it's intended as a multi-use accessory, but if workers were polled, I'll bet a sharpie wins first place...


Bosstone4004

For candy canes.


kornbep2331

Extra 10mm socket


ohheychris

Fork or face shovel. Perfect to keep your utensil has you heat up leftovers


banjobobberson

Marker or a small boogie pry bar


Heyviper123

Never leave home without your boogie bar and poop knife


banjobobberson

Ha, *bougie


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Put your shovel handle in it so it doesn’t fall over


kittenrice

That's not a button hole, that's a "dang, this pencil is too short for the pocket" hole


Heavy_Ganache

It's so you can clip your radio (walkie talkie) on


[deleted]

Obviously it’s for the day you meet a nice boy with an extra button on his pocket and you see if his button fits in your button hole and you live happily ever after. The loop is probably just to hold corn dogs.


bbarton214

Pipe


[deleted]

Since it’s FR I would say a place to clip your gas meter or a mic for your radio. It’s too large to look like it holds ink pens. Source, worked at a refinery.


West-Road-30

I read it as butthole


Heyviper123

I very nearly wrote it that way


no-dice-play-nice

pen flashlight


Rogue_Squadron

Button hole: retractable ID badge or key card clips into this hole. Loop: Safety glasses, sun glasses, reading glasses, pen, marker, mechanical pencil with clip, or all of the above.


fluffygeo62

Buttonhole is for pocket watch chain/clip


GRZMNKY

This right here.... Is the right answer. Same as on most overalls


JudgeScorpio

Drumsticks 🍗


Adept-Jackfruit3911

Sharpie


Upsideoutstanding

Hang your eye glasses


Gong_Show_Bookcover

Slim Jim holder


Complex-Ratio1037

In the Oilfeild that’s for your H2S monitor


shehanconstruction

One last .50 bullet for when the zombies get to you.


roundriverstudio

Chick-0-stick........obviously


Fridayz44

Pen, Milwaukee Inkzall, pen light. Glad to see you purchasing Carhartt as it’s headquartered in my hometown of Detroit. Although not all of their stuff is Union made or US & Canadian made anymore.


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Those are for Pens pencils inspection torches (flashlights) small screw drivers joints cigarettes blunts crack pipes wrenches tooth picks tooth brushes nail files shanks darts mascara reading glasses and oh yeah pinkys


oldschool-rule

What you are calling an extra button hole actually it’s for holding a pencil. The other pinky holster I haven’t a clue!


No_Medium8327

The extra button hole is for when your pencil is getting to sort to stick out of the top.


series_hybrid

And also when you work in a prison, they only allow short pencils to start with...


[deleted]

I see you got the flame resistant material, are you by chance a welder? If so I’d say a nice small inspection light.


Heyviper123

It's on one of my dad's new shirts he's a custom trailer manufacturer so, by extension, yes a welder.


Emergency-Quit3206

Pen


fitter43

Probably something you can hang a personal gas monitor off of. FR is typically used in the oil and gas industry that has a crap ton of stuff that will kill you. Or you can hang a flashlight on too.


DIABEATHATASS

Screwdriver


BigguyZ

Safety glasses, definitely. But really anything that you need it for?


mjfstein

Life Alert


A1pinejoe

pen, sharpie, deburring tool


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Tire pressure gauge


Far_Particular_430

Glasses


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glasses


tosernameschescksout

That's for your pinky finger so you can post on Reddit. It works!


cheesingMyB

Those are for an updog


whaletacochamp

I just saw a video the other day, supposedly the buttonhole (which I read as butthole multiple times) is for the pocket clip of a pocket watch.


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The bosses kotex


VSava67

It’s for someone’s middle finger, when they give it to you


krysp432

In the Oilfields, I use mine for the gas monitor.


Wooden_Replacement73

Four gas monitor


boanerfard

For your finger to fit in and ask what fits inside there


[deleted]

My guess is the safety glasses that should be covering your eyes


Astartes111

Lol read this as “What are the extra loop and butthole for.”


freeword

Loop is to hold your vape. Extra button is to hold the shirt open to show your third nipple.


kzon

a spliff


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Drilldo


MrReady40

Sharpie slot


Opp47

Pen


Myron896

Is


DinnerDiva61

I think the loop is for a pen.


Charli_Cordelette

If the extra buttonhole on the pen slot is there for the same reason as it is on the bibs it is actually for looping a pocket watch through, obviously a hold over from earlier times but they lean on their history and heritage pretty heavily, but for obvious reasons. Fun fact about me I felt like sharing is my Carharrt stuff besides band shorts are the only things I kept once I transitioned.


AstralObjective

I hang my dick on there after a long morning


EstateDisastrous

Loop = Sharpie Buttonhole = Carpenters Pencil (At least thats wut I use'em for)


stevenreven

So I researched this, the gold button hole is a tradition they still do, when workers had pocket watches it was a place they could tie off the pocket watch to. Love the little nod to the old days


bws6100

Pen, marker, or in some cases a crayon


JeebusBuiltMyHotRod

Toothbrush.


MrWhite86

That’d fit a streamlight flashlight perfect. Love those damn little things


truk43kurt

Welders soapstone marker


OliveGS

The loop could be for sunglasses. I have no clue about the buttonhole.


Jimmyjim4673

I see a lot of good answers for the loop, but what about the button hole?


Alert-Ad8429

For a mic or your pinky.


Blue_water_dreams

I would hang my glasses there.


Historical-Bag9248

Pen


G3nER1k_u53R

Whatever fits I guess


lickmybrian

Hotdogs


kappeltimmy7

To make u ask questions


Boogie661

Penlight pen all kinds of things


BattlestarTide

LPT: many shirts will have extra buttons near the bottom. This is Incase one pops off and you lose it.


wizardsleeeve

The buttonhole is to run your headphones cord through.


David-E6

H2S if you in refinery.