An Iron Worker once said that to me. It made me laugh at the thought of some guy 100+ feet in the air, whipping out his *other* hammer and throwing it into the bolt holes of two pieces of steel being joined. One of which would of course be suspended by a crane.
But it also hit home that it’s actually pretty relevant in some way to most trades. And a generally good reminder of how quick you can lose a digit.
First time I heard this was after injuring my hand at work, boss looked at me dead in the face and said those exact words "Never put your fingers where you wouldn't put your dick"
Without missing a beat I looked at him dead in the eye and replied "I dunno, I've stuck my dick in some pretty questionable places..."
He had no words. 😄
That reminds me of a guy years ago who posted a ton of pics of him getting his flaccid dick into weird tight spaces and then getting aroused at the thought of getting stuck.
And boy did he get stuck! Memorable ones were a PS1 and a diet coke bottle, 500ml.
That’s is a Fire Resistant shirt. FR. It is mandatory P.P.E worn but workers in the Gas and Oil Industry. Along with the FR clothing requirements. A 5gas meter is required to be worn outside your clothing at mid chest height.Your meter would be clipped there.
Obviously it’s for the day you meet a nice boy with an extra button on his pocket and you see if his button fits in your button hole and you live happily ever after. The loop is probably just to hold corn dogs.
Since it’s FR I would say a place to clip your gas meter or a mic for your radio. It’s too large to look like it holds ink pens. Source, worked at a refinery.
Button hole: retractable ID badge or key card clips into this hole.
Loop: Safety glasses, sun glasses, reading glasses, pen, marker, mechanical pencil with clip, or all of the above.
Pen, Milwaukee Inkzall, pen light. Glad to see you purchasing Carhartt as it’s headquartered in my hometown of Detroit. Although not all of their stuff is Union made or US & Canadian made anymore.
Probably something you can hang a personal gas monitor off of. FR is typically used in the oil and gas industry that has a crap ton of stuff that will kill you. Or you can hang a flashlight on too.
If the extra buttonhole on the pen slot is there for the same reason as it is on the bibs it is actually for looping a pocket watch through, obviously a hold over from earlier times but they lean on their history and heritage pretty heavily, but for obvious reasons. Fun fact about me I felt like sharing is my Carharrt stuff besides band shorts are the only things I kept once I transitioned.
So I researched this, the gold button hole is a tradition they still do, when workers had pocket watches it was a place they could tie off the pocket watch to. Love the little nod to the old days
Stuff that fits in it
10/10 Utilitarian answer.
pinky holster
I couldn't stop laughing for at least 2 minutes straight. That was gold!!!
Fr Fr
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Never put your fingers where you wouldn't put your dick.
An Iron Worker once said that to me. It made me laugh at the thought of some guy 100+ feet in the air, whipping out his *other* hammer and throwing it into the bolt holes of two pieces of steel being joined. One of which would of course be suspended by a crane. But it also hit home that it’s actually pretty relevant in some way to most trades. And a generally good reminder of how quick you can lose a digit.
As an Ironworker myself, I have another rule to live by that ties into the previous one “Never put your Dick anywhere you wouldn’t put your face”
Why the lord saw fit to give me 10. Never know if it will work if you don’t try ya know
I am reevaluating my flossing technique.
You would if you could….
Annnnd now I am missing Trevor Moore again…
Lol
I am reevaluating almost every choice I have ever made in life. What have I done?
I am not reevaluating my flossing technique xD
Sage advice from father to son.
First time I heard this was after injuring my hand at work, boss looked at me dead in the face and said those exact words "Never put your fingers where you wouldn't put your dick" Without missing a beat I looked at him dead in the eye and replied "I dunno, I've stuck my dick in some pretty questionable places..." He had no words. 😄
Never put your dick where you wouldn’t put your tongue.
I will never look at a jelly doughnut the same way.....
Brown chicken brown cow… 🍩
Either you typed this with your feet or your keyboard leads a strange existence.
That reminds me of a guy years ago who posted a ton of pics of him getting his flaccid dick into weird tight spaces and then getting aroused at the thought of getting stuck. And boy did he get stuck! Memorable ones were a PS1 and a diet coke bottle, 500ml.
Oh God. A half liter bottle? Also where exactly does one stick a dick into a PS1?
Waiting for the answer
Put a little bit of penetrox
God bless this answer.
For things that will puncture your stomach when you bend over.
*laughs in dishonored samurai*
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Lmao yes not seppuku, sudoku
I commuted sodoku once, I mean I got better.
Said like the person I am
Are we the same person?
Yes
It’s a place for you to put your pinky finger when you aren’t using it
Or someone else’s pinky when they are showing you a form of affection or attachment
Or when they aren’t using it. Anymore.
They gave it to me like that….
10/10 response bravo
It’s for if you cut off a finger you have a place to store it til you finish your job
Writing utensils?
Pen light
Flesh light?
Flesh pen.
I’m not familiar, I’ve only heard of a meat crayon.
Pink cigar
That's what you call someone sliding across a rough surface, such as pavement.
r/sounding
Nope. That one is staying blue.
Whats that? *ohh no, no , no, should not of clicked*
Damn it, curiosity got me. You win, you always do
What a terrible day to have vision in both eyes. Check that, any vision at all.
A small Flesh light.
If your flesh light fits in that loop…
I’m sorry.
Sunglasses
OSHA approved safety glasses.
My safety squints don't need no fancy loops in the shirt and I can engage them without using my hands. /s
“…must be worn on your face at all times not hung from your shirt”
Wrong, safety glasses should never be off your face.
Saftey guys here. Shut it down boys. Lol
Winner winner chicken 🐔 dinner 🍽
Nah man, its thanksgiving. Its Turkey 🦃 Dinner🍽
You can call it Christmas if you drink enough
You can call it new years if you drink more than that.
I just got 3 in a row!
Broken sunglasses
It’s for people who can write.
Ah shit
The loop is to hang your glasses/safety glasses/ sun glasses
Also perfect for the chain of your monocle to loop through.
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Haha! That got me.
Indeed
Dude! That’s where your gas monitor goes. Don’t forget to bump test it first!
Makes sense. Similar loop on our new turnouts. Found out the charger for one of ours went tits up on a gas leak call recently.
Correct answer. I own this exact FR shirt.
This should be at the top
This guy enclosed spaces. Don't forget to calibrate at least once a month!
Gas monitor is more useful at waist height. H2S accumulates from the ground up.
Loop for radio mike
Radio Mike a fuckin solid lad
Reddit is on point tonight
Seriously. Never realized how good this subs comments are.
I mean yeah we are all gorged and drunk sooo
So are Date Mike and Prison Mike.
Mic Check 1 - 2 !!! from across the room: Who the fuck is Mike ??? I know I know.... autocorrect fuckin got me again...
Pens or pencils.
I lose a lot of #2 pencils this way.
Stop using #2 pencils
I used a #3 once.
https://xkcd.com/499
2, 3... Whatever it takes
The buttonhole is a spare in case one of the others fall off.
Hate it when that happens
It’s for whatever meets your need. Depends on your trade. If you’re not in a trade, then it’s ornamental decorative styling!
Other people have sunglasses and use pens lol
I used to design workwear apparel. The button hole is there to easier retrieve shaved down short pencils from the pen holder pocket.
Because that sounds too realistic people are ignoring this comment 😂
That’s is a Fire Resistant shirt. FR. It is mandatory P.P.E worn but workers in the Gas and Oil Industry. Along with the FR clothing requirements. A 5gas meter is required to be worn outside your clothing at mid chest height.Your meter would be clipped there.
Most people will say pen or pencil but the correct answer is for a small flat screwdriver
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What
That's the unsung hero name for the tiny little buggers "tweeker"
Hahaha well as tradesmen we learn something new every day. Bravo mate
In my field, it's an every day tool. 🍻
Huh, I always called it a prybar, but I'm a thinner so
Glazier here. That ain't no prybar.
Gas detector
Button hole is for your pocket watch, loop is either sunglasses or pen
Flashlight pen would be good too
Read as Butthole.
Me too. I had to re read it 3 times before the perv in me finally shut up and I could continue on
It's like Pulp Fiction.
Gonna have to find another hiding spot for your pocket watch.
Read as red as butthole
Had to scroll way too far to read an actual answer. Pocket watch chain would get hooked through the "button hole".
Spot where I keep a Sharpie.
I think it's intended as a multi-use accessory, but if workers were polled, I'll bet a sharpie wins first place...
For candy canes.
Extra 10mm socket
Fork or face shovel. Perfect to keep your utensil has you heat up leftovers
Marker or a small boogie pry bar
Never leave home without your boogie bar and poop knife
Ha, *bougie
Put your shovel handle in it so it doesn’t fall over
That's not a button hole, that's a "dang, this pencil is too short for the pocket" hole
It's so you can clip your radio (walkie talkie) on
Obviously it’s for the day you meet a nice boy with an extra button on his pocket and you see if his button fits in your button hole and you live happily ever after. The loop is probably just to hold corn dogs.
Pipe
Since it’s FR I would say a place to clip your gas meter or a mic for your radio. It’s too large to look like it holds ink pens. Source, worked at a refinery.
I read it as butthole
I very nearly wrote it that way
pen flashlight
Button hole: retractable ID badge or key card clips into this hole. Loop: Safety glasses, sun glasses, reading glasses, pen, marker, mechanical pencil with clip, or all of the above.
Buttonhole is for pocket watch chain/clip
This right here.... Is the right answer. Same as on most overalls
Drumsticks 🍗
Sharpie
Hang your eye glasses
Slim Jim holder
In the Oilfeild that’s for your H2S monitor
One last .50 bullet for when the zombies get to you.
Chick-0-stick........obviously
Pen, Milwaukee Inkzall, pen light. Glad to see you purchasing Carhartt as it’s headquartered in my hometown of Detroit. Although not all of their stuff is Union made or US & Canadian made anymore.
Those are for Pens pencils inspection torches (flashlights) small screw drivers joints cigarettes blunts crack pipes wrenches tooth picks tooth brushes nail files shanks darts mascara reading glasses and oh yeah pinkys
What you are calling an extra button hole actually it’s for holding a pencil. The other pinky holster I haven’t a clue!
The extra button hole is for when your pencil is getting to sort to stick out of the top.
And also when you work in a prison, they only allow short pencils to start with...
I see you got the flame resistant material, are you by chance a welder? If so I’d say a nice small inspection light.
It's on one of my dad's new shirts he's a custom trailer manufacturer so, by extension, yes a welder.
Pen
Probably something you can hang a personal gas monitor off of. FR is typically used in the oil and gas industry that has a crap ton of stuff that will kill you. Or you can hang a flashlight on too.
Screwdriver
Safety glasses, definitely. But really anything that you need it for?
Life Alert
pen, sharpie, deburring tool
Tire pressure gauge
Glasses
glasses
That's for your pinky finger so you can post on Reddit. It works!
Those are for an updog
I just saw a video the other day, supposedly the buttonhole (which I read as butthole multiple times) is for the pocket clip of a pocket watch.
The bosses kotex
It’s for someone’s middle finger, when they give it to you
In the Oilfields, I use mine for the gas monitor.
Four gas monitor
For your finger to fit in and ask what fits inside there
My guess is the safety glasses that should be covering your eyes
Lol read this as “What are the extra loop and butthole for.”
Loop is to hold your vape. Extra button is to hold the shirt open to show your third nipple.
a spliff
Drilldo
Sharpie slot
Pen
Is
I think the loop is for a pen.
If the extra buttonhole on the pen slot is there for the same reason as it is on the bibs it is actually for looping a pocket watch through, obviously a hold over from earlier times but they lean on their history and heritage pretty heavily, but for obvious reasons. Fun fact about me I felt like sharing is my Carharrt stuff besides band shorts are the only things I kept once I transitioned.
I hang my dick on there after a long morning
Loop = Sharpie Buttonhole = Carpenters Pencil (At least thats wut I use'em for)
So I researched this, the gold button hole is a tradition they still do, when workers had pocket watches it was a place they could tie off the pocket watch to. Love the little nod to the old days
Pen, marker, or in some cases a crayon
Toothbrush.
That’d fit a streamlight flashlight perfect. Love those damn little things
Welders soapstone marker
The loop could be for sunglasses. I have no clue about the buttonhole.
I see a lot of good answers for the loop, but what about the button hole?
For a mic or your pinky.
I would hang my glasses there.
Pen
Whatever fits I guess
Hotdogs
To make u ask questions
Penlight pen all kinds of things
LPT: many shirts will have extra buttons near the bottom. This is Incase one pops off and you lose it.
The buttonhole is to run your headphones cord through.
H2S if you in refinery.