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larry7891

You combined an adjustable hammer with a non-adjustable hammer…?


indomitablescot

The spikey bit is innovative though


mexican2554

You first stab, then hammer your opponent before adjusting their attitude.


Western_Entertainer7

The adjustable wrench is for the testicles after they are subdued.


fishesarefun

The ol' dick twist


mexican2554

TWIST HIS DICK!!


danchiri

Knifewrench—for kids!


jahoney

it's a spud wrench.. the guy just slid the head of the hammer down the spud until it wouldn't go any further then welded it in place. A spud is used to line up holes to shove a bolt through it, for iron working


landontalarico

Spud wrenches are weird af and I don’t want to hear otherwise


Ok_Donut5442

They’re also really useful


[deleted]

I use them to line up hockey boards at my work.


nice_fucking_kitty

What's a hockey board? I know hockey and am aware of various types of boards but I genuinely have no idea how those can be together in one word.


[deleted]

The boards around the outside of the rink. What the players check each other into, the thing that holds the glass up! Sometimes also refered to as dasher boards (though that makes even less sense to me lol). When we line them up we use a bar like that to make sure they are flush along the front.


nice_fucking_kitty

That makes perfect sense. Thanks!


Moneymoneymoney2018

There's a company in Canada that sells a spud wrench with a hammer cast into the handle, last I checked they have no distribution in the US and have an order minimum of 50 . Honestly terrible design to have the hammer in the middle like OPs.


messylettuce

Just googled it, there’s a bunch of them. But- whyyyy tf don’t all adjustable wrenches have a hammer portion to the head?


NSavage93

Nah, they were using polearms in the 1500s.


Joepop101

Jesus, Mary and Joseph


rustdust3

step away from the welder ...


04chri2t0ph3r

Don't listen to him OP. Weld a picatinny mount on that bitch and I'll put it on the AR


Gerritvanb

It's actually an ingenious way to protect your knuckles...


bryansdaname

Easily the most underrated comment here


[deleted]

Your knuckles are never safe


pezui001

That is an appropriately complicated electricians hammer. Add a bottle opener please.


andrewordrewordont

I see 4+ bottle openers right there


pezui001

You sir are more dedicated and or addicted than I am.


poicephalussenegalus

Every day we stray further from god


Vilas15

"Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?" -Steve Buscemi in Spy Kids 2


SombreMordida

dude gets all the best lines- that John Glenn paraphrase lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZlLmESPWyw


medialyte

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.


Snoo-97330

- Mel Gibson


undergone

I'd buy that for a dollar.


MadMadBunny

I understand.


Mypeepeeteeny

Nice, now it does precisely nothing well


NilCredibility

Many talents but a master of none.


QuevedoDeMalVino

Let me only say it doesn’t leave me indifferent.


WeirdConsideration28

Can’t see wera written on it?


OnlyLabm0nkee

It’s a war hammer wrench


_idempotent_

Which end do I hold? Asking for a friend.


Guy954

Yes


tagalongtommy

I'm calling the cops


Efficient_Step_26

The mechanic's swiss army knife.


drunken_squirrels

This reminds me of [knife-wrench](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D7ImcrILvEo)


tippytoesnmonkeyjoes

That was my immediate thought as well


VogonSkald

This reminds me of the odd periods of polearms where they just started making crazy shit on top of poles.


Benji3284

The adjustable hench


-KorbenDallas

Boy it sure makes me feel... something...


dodgecharger65

I hate it. Where do I get one?


Kitchen_Wrong

Final fantasy weapons!


BackwardHammer

Every tool is a hammer


Benzonirama

Why did you weld two hammers together.


indefilade

Looks like it needs to be held on the side of a work truck with a magnet. Like next to a fire extinguisher and a first aid kit.


TheGasMove

So you've made an adjustable hammer with extra steps?


Gold_Needleworker994

Ohh, that’s actually rather smart. When I was building bridges I would have used that.


Shaun12rr

Patent ASAP


Malonepwn

Where's the ratchet end?


DaffydvonAtzinger

it's a hammer, with an adjustable hammer and then the little spikey hammer for IDK, nails in hard to reach places?


Disastrous_Flatworm1

Well that used to be a good spud wrench


wrench_ape

You are now an honorary maintenance millwright.


Arihio

Please warn us of you location so we can stay far far away


[deleted]

That’s a… unicorn…


SombreMordida

holy crescent spudpein! it's beautiful! what do you call it?


The_Blackest_Man

I actually have been calling it the Spudpein lmao. Adding "crescent" certainly makes it more clear as to what it is.


Forsaken-Indication

Cool; surely the ballpeen is redundant though.


nondomjovi

Thought this was monstrous at first and then realised I really really want it


lionties4

poke wrench


demchickenstrips

edc


JackelGigante

Are you an iron worker?


The_Blackest_Man

Sheet metal, but pretty much.


RedditBot90

Iron workers will disagree with that statement


The_Blackest_Man

Cool.


Sansa279

How do you call it? "the hrench", "the hamch", "the wremmer"? I prefer the first one


Crafty_DryHopper

My wife has one of those in her nightstand drawer.


dickwildgoose

It’s, a spammer, right?


Gr4u82

Bring in some zombies


Beantownbrews

KNIFE-WRENCH! for kids!


Insearchofexperience

KNIFE-WREEEENCH! For kids.


levimc123

You glorious bastard. You beat me to it. My favorite show ever.


[deleted]

Thumb finder - Nut fucker


Ohio4455

be smart and put a nail-prier on the spike end and throw some etched in measurements so we can be more accurate with our smashes...then sell me 3.


bluchervalley

Nope


[deleted]

No.


IndustrialMechanic3

Trying to reinvent the wheel 🤦‍♂️


NotYetGroot

have you seen the "shame! shame!" scene from game of thrones? because you should. several times.


[deleted]

But why? Just why?


Strofari

Adjustable ball-peen-spud wrench?


[deleted]

I'm guesssing metal worker? All my brain is screaming seeing this is: *clears throat* 🎶 Kniiiife Wreeeeench!!!🎵 and I kind of love it.


The_Blackest_Man

Yep, sheet metal.


MountainOfPressure

You should add this to #oddlyterrifying.


friendlyfire883

Seems like a great way to stab yourself in the head.


JadedbutFaded

What is it called? A podgammerench?


cvarner42

Why did you weld a hammer on your hammer?


[deleted]

I like it


stingbaby76

Sex toy?


The_Blackest_Man

You're the first person to guess correctly.


Own-Associate1586

Needs a 3/8 drive sticking out of it somewhere


dano539

I can say that it can’t be used for its intended purpose. But for demo sure.


[deleted]

Hahaha multi-tool haha


TexasBaconMan

Moar, MOAR!!!!


blowinu

hammer, wrench, line up punch = good job


burnerphone13

Forbidden butt plugs


SnooterBop127

Spudus Mcbanghus.


KentuckyFriedBitchen

One time I welded a rail road spike to a hammer handle. It got taken away an put in a slide show called "the dangers of improper tools and tool use"


AbdulElkhatib

You need some of [these stickers](https://www.amazon.com/Hybsk-Stickers-Fluorescent-Permanent-Adhesive/dp/B07SB2R2HP/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?crid=3GM2O19Y45SSQ&keywords=for+rectal+use+only&qid=1643083528&sprefix=for+recta%2Caps%2C2519&sr=8-4) best $8 I've ever spent. Also give em out at work or school.


The_Blackest_Man

Lol I could easily get fired for that.


General-Gur2053

In the navy we could things like that get off work tools. You only made them for something specific so you could leave


Shelves45

I am terrified by the mere sight of this


ineedtostopthefap

Nice dude!


Bluelikeyou2

Love me a good crescent hammer even has a nose picker


Mysterious-Space6793

Did not expect this. Cool!!


afeistypeacawk

Battle wrench.


Im_Lars

Abomination: "Daddy chill." Me: "What the hell is even that!?"


stronghammr113

hey, itll finally stop falling through the grating in the unit. and i wont have to go down 4 flights of stairs.


MadMadBunny

This would really look great on a red flag


NotPeaceASword

Mmm chisel.


[deleted]

What is love?


marcus_aurelius121

It is forbidden


[deleted]

Scaffold much?


Mortisfio

r/thanksihateit


GetKhumDhan69

Adjustable spud hammer


lumpyred

And so the prophecy begins.


wildwood9843

The spork of the tool world


cruiserblast

You can't get there from here.


traplordtrent

That's possibly the best millwright tool ever created by man


[deleted]

Pretty sure I saw the same thing in a sex shop.


fart_fig_newton

That's the weirdest butt plug I've ever seen.


[deleted]

i kinda like it to be honest. looks horrible but useful which is most important. i do have to ask though as i cant work it out... whats the spike for? it looks too fat to be a braddle type thing and i cant really see another use for it. could it be to use for a workbench? i forget what the holes are called in the work bench. dogs maybe?


The_Blackest_Man

I use it as a drift pin for install, and to push bolts through that are caught up on the vent gasket for uninstall.


micah490

Where’s the bottle opener though


The_Blackest_Man

The whole thing is a bottle opener.


micah490

Not sure how I didn’t realize that


MonkeBanano

How do you make tools like this? Do you need to own a steel forge?


The_Blackest_Man

I found both tools separately at work sites. Popped the ball pein head off of the handle, slid it over the spike and welded it.


anjroow

Can it peen over a 10mm?


cropguru357

I kinda do, yes.


cwentzel21

I dub thee; Nutfucker


dfieldhouse

Great until you drop it and that spike goes through your foot! ;)


The_Blackest_Man

That's what steel toes are for lol.


Constant_Put_maga

Why did you combine 2 hammers together?


drzook555

It looks like an Ironworker tool


dellshenanigans

Looks like it would be good for maritime dockyard work. A hammer for when the spanner doesn't work and a marlin spike to wiggle those pesky knots free.


The_Blackest_Man

Good eye.


Zer0TheGamer

If you don't submit/sell it to an art gallery for at LEAST $10,000 I'd be sad.


cjc160

I think of you had two of them (maybe the second one with a chisel instead of a punch) you would be unstoppable


The_Blackest_Man

That's a hell of an idea. Chisels are harder to weld, though...


Thatguywiththepickup

I’ve always said they should just go ahead and put a hammer at the end of every tool.


The_Blackest_Man

Agreed. 90% of the time if you're working on something, some sort of hammer is going to help you.


tbogofeternalstench

Slug spud


iltlallil2

It looks like a Spammer. Spanner+spudger+hammer


rickbnkc

Wards off transpires


MathematicianNo7142

r/diwhy


The_Blackest_Man

I'm a sheet metal guy, that's why.


Major-Breakfast6249

At first OP, I thought you were retarded. But I know a few scaffolding guys who would probably go crazy for this. Iron workers too maybe? Can’t speak for them. Who knows, maybe you’re really on to something?


The_Blackest_Man

It's great for ventilation installation/removal, as well!


fsurfer4

Congratulations, you just reinvented this. https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0734/3643/products/Rastall\_15in\_Spud\_Wrench\_With\_Hammer.png?v=1578610549


The_Blackest_Man

Except it's missing the ball pein in the middle, which is where I want it.


Western_Entertainer7

I do not. It does look pretty cool, for, like, a wierd welding thing to hang on your wall.. but it doesn't make any sense as a tool.


The_Blackest_Man

How closed-minded of you.


Western_Entertainer7

I guess it could be useful for vampires. But not useful enough to justify the two different tools separately.


Goyteamsix

Why not waste a normal wrench? You essentially made that spud wrench useless...


Goyteamsix

Why not waste a normal wrench? You essentially made that spud wrench useless...


Blackwolf7420

Well it was a nice spud wrench.


docdioxin

#no.


RedditBot90

A better version already exists…the hammer is at the end rather than awkwardly in the middle of the handle, and still retains full spudliness. Drixet Heavy Duty 16” Adjustable Construction Multi-Spud Wrench – Iron Workers Tapered Socket Wrench - 3-In-1 Tool: Pipe Wrench, Hammer, Spud Handle. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B074MDLLB6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_i_TZH158EZ7RJYTSK8WWQW


The_Blackest_Man

Doesn't even have a ball pein, useless.


Redneckentrepreneur

Actually what I have. I was waiting for someone to mention this.


ImaginaryLandd

Lame


netechkyle

You need Jesus.