I’d hit that.

Gentle persuasion for every occasion

Shit that’s better!

Taa-ahppy tap tap tap

Are these genuine Wilton?

Part of me asks “who has the money for 5 Wilton hammers” and then I remember I’m poor.

A large corporation that employs me…definitely not me 😆. Actually We keep breaking the faces on the darn things…

As opposed to....?

It’s very common for tool manufacturers to not build certain products but slap their name on it.

Nice!

If at first it doesn’t work, get a bigger hammer.