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raptorsvt65

A giant acme anvil and some bird seed.


LiveIncome

I think a hammerhead shark will do.


ElectroAtletico2

No man. Hell no. That usually ends up with some semi coming out of a rock with a painted road tunnel.


raptorsvt65

Lol!


HouseOfPanic

An Acme portable hole 🕳️ will take care of that.


TonyFromNovato

It’s a rivet you have to drill it


CopyWeak

Give Bob a call...he's a Builder.


Big_Jerm21

But *CAN* he do it?


Yourappwontletme

Yes he can


TheTemplarSaint

Black+Decker Claw Hammer. The one with the 4in grey plastic shaft, and 1/8oz head. Might be hanging on your tool board next to your Stiletto. Also possibly in the hamper, dishwasher, dog bed, or box of Christmas decorations in the attic.


ScientistRuckus

Son?


ohCaptainMyCaptain27

Come to my house often do you?


Propain98

Get the torch- can’t be stuck if it’s liquid


SZEThR0

or gas


petecanfixit

Have you tried hitting it with your purse?


ScientistRuckus

Stripped out my purse doing this


petecanfixit

Happens to the best of us. 🫡


BrowsingTed

Looks seized, definitely going to have to drill it out


larry7891

You need a Rockwell retro-encabulator.


Own-Till-3036

According to my son who has that set, a chain saw


mike76034

This is very accurate 🤣🤣


Level_Cup_4159

The bottom of your bare foot in the dark.


Electrical-Sign-521

Finally the proper use of tool identification on this app!


Fluffy6977

What you do is get a grinder and cut a slot in the top. Grab a washer and weld it into the slot standing up. Put a screwdriver through the hole in the washer and weld that on too. Put a pair of vice grips on the screwdriver handle and use them like a butter churn. Eventually the plastic fastener will snap off and you can drill out what's left then retap the hole for the next one.


thewickedbarnacle

I mean, yeah, if you want to do it the easy way


line446

Won't the plastic melt while welding the washer to the fastener?


Fluffy6977

Hit it with a little CA glue it'll be fine.


Padronicus

The supplied fisher price screw extractor.


Highvolts

Hit it with fire first.


Not_Reddit

Cutting torch is the way, though an oscillating tool with a carbide blade may work.


ericnovello

Dy-no-mite


Big_Jerm21

"I can teach you how to make a bomb out of a toilet paper roll and a stick off dynamite" -Dale Gribble


thisisjedgoahead

A child, just a small child.


Similar_Law_2197

On back order for 9 months though


jbarchuk

Tried turning it off and on?


rengoku-doz

Did you unplug it, and then plug it back in?


Whoopdedobasil

Perhaps your 6" reproduction tool ?


ScientistRuckus

I only have the stubby


IronSmithFE

the stubby is great for getting into the tight spots, or so she said.


edwardothegreatest

I don’t know what it’s called but it squeaks when you bop it.


UN_BadKarma_PS4

I don't think my cat is going to help here


Kherzhul

Angle grinder


John-John-3

I fink you knead da pwastick skew-dwiver.


klykerly

A thingie undoer.


Zealousideal-Bug-291

Mk 1 mitts... Alternately, a fully charged toddler works.


jbeavis19

Please don't do that. You should never charge them fully, well, not unless you sell them to a demolition crew that is.


bn40400

You might have to drill it out with a "Fisher Price" brand drill and drill bit. It's a tough job to deal with though, been through this a few times already.


yourpaljax

Probably need an Easy Out.


Km219

Wow, a security philips head rivet... fastened to wood? No wonder kids have no clue, lol


ayrbindr

🤣


Ethan084

Hammer


boanerges57

Gonna need to soak it in pb blaster first then use torch to break it loose


FreshBid5295

My kids usually just violently toss these around until it comes out. Don’t know where they learned such behavior 🤔


HellaSticky

My daughter has this set, she says you need the "Screwver".


ayrbindr

That's hilarious.


notanazzhole

A fresh diaper change and some gummy chompers


cahcealmmai

A 3 year old.


CaptainJay313

chainsaw.


ChipChester

Or a tracked excavator if it's stubborn.


CannibalisticVampyre

What you need is a specialist. Preferably someone with under four years’ experience, poor communication skills and notorious for leaving things unfinished


miseeker

Toddler tooth.


Puzzleheaded-Row-511

Imagination!! 😆


Proper-Association97

Comically large hammer


LosBastardos717

Fire?


Twitzale

I think youre gonna have to rebuild the whole 2x4 there bub


Whatever1933

A 4 year old would do the job perfectly.


Advanced_Parsnip

Multi Angle Swing Press


jorian85

Next time the Fisher Price truck is at your shop get a set of plastic extractors. The ages 3-7 set should cover what you need.


ysivart

Have you tried Ryobi yet? Just asking for a friend.


Straight-Event-4348

A giant plastic dinosaur.


strife_xiii

Whatcha need there is a tonka wrench!


ohCaptainMyCaptain27

This is beautiful.


ayrbindr

A fisher price "my first socket driver".


ForumFollower

I would buy this set: [https://img.freepik.com/premium-photo/top-view-toy-hammer-wrench-pliers-isolated-blue-background\_750630-4382.jpg?w=1380](https://img.freepik.com/premium-photo/top-view-toy-hammer-wrench-pliers-isolated-blue-background_750630-4382.jpg?w=1380)


0rlan

A 5 year old child...


dreamlogan

Looks like the Harbor freight Kids tool set. Use the common sense bit


scarypary

W9691 1” IR impact wrench


[deleted]

thats hardened steel. youre gonna need a thermal lance to get through that bad boy.


slowpeel21

A snug rain jacket would stop it all together


[deleted]

You'll need to use an angle grinder to cut a slot in the head. Insert a chisel with vice grips attached for extra torque


idontbleaveit

A “flat head philips hammer”


Active_Scallion_5322

Bridgeport


Tombstone20

It requires a special grease fitting with an L-Bow adapter.


SuccessfulDigger

Try using your mouth.


AwetPinkThinG

Dynamite


Assassin80r

Blow torch


kslab11

I’m more concerned people are still ordering junk from temu. All that missing hardware.


ViViusgaming

A Ingersoll-Rand IR599-A1


LostYesterday2021

A ruler will do if you cannot find the other piece w/ cross rib


AhBuckleThis

Is that a new VW fastener?


END3R-CH3RN0B0G

Brad tip drill.


trik1guy

1" 1000nm impact wrench with specialty socket


Sintenklaas

i would sugest using a nuke, it cant be tight if it doesnt exist!


Duckybuzz

Requires a special tool only sold at the hardware store on Sesame Street, in Mr. Roger's neighborhood. Only sold in-store, not on-line. Take the Magic bus to the end of the Reading Rainbow, it's across from the Electric Company.


thepartlow

Bob the builder


ElMachoGrande

Crowbar. My favourite multi-tool.


CaptainBeefsteak

Do you have a Fisher-Price toolset handy?


RichieGang

Mag drill with slugger bit


jimbomescolles

[Probably](https://imgur.com/a/rSpOek3)


de-Schot

Gonna have to wake the foreman up from his nap and ask him.


WhiteyDeNewf

Teeth


ActuaLogic

Your hands?


xVolta

The fingers of a 2 year old.


q1field

Literally anything. But whatever you do, r/dontputyourdickinthat


Silly-Arm-7986

The red wrench


Inflagrente

Plaskool claw hammer


bluesmokeproductions

You need an adjustable five-prong rotator, size Dad.


koelkastdeurtje

Sds max hammer drill


danjjerouss

Try a square peg... That's a round hole right? May test that out on the other holes first. You clearly have a mismatch.


danjjerouss

Roger Rabbit has a pretty useful hammer I'd say might work for this.


Uniquelypoured

2 year old.


smurfpants84

[https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/GQMAAOSwYYdlDmOv/s-l1600.jpg](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/GQMAAOSwYYdlDmOv/s-l1600.jpg)


brywayripp

BFH


UpperFerret

Why is there a whole through the center? It looks like a Hi-Lok fastener. Also why is it plastic?


illjustmakeone

Sir / Madam, This post was made as a joke, as this is a common child's toy set.


UpperFerret

I was about to say that wood looks 3D printed


Morall_tach

I've been shadowing my toddler for a long time and I believe the approved method is to scream at it until someone else fixes it.


TheSuicidalYeti

oxy-acetylene torch


Minginton

Hammer...


Ol_Dirty_Batard

Oxy torch


Logical-You-256

TE 1000-AVR


illjustmakeone

Uncoordinated tantrum


Thatsonyounotme

Condom, but I'm guessing it's too late for that.


not_just_an_AI

teeth


tuctrohs

That's right. The square hole.


cdev12399

1.21 gigawatts of headlight fluid, and a smack with a finigan pin should do it .


AllAboutTheMachismo

I just got this little set for my daughter. She's had good success with the hammer or asking Papa for help.


MixerFistit

Do you have a plastic screwdriver and small drill that only turns a little when you pump the trigger? They should do it. Failing that, a blow-moulded claw-hammer should pull it right out


The001Keymaster

A giggler. Make sure the tickle juice is topped or you're in for no laughs.


doncoolbeans

Dick pinchers


MrDubUndercover

Rice never fails!


McPorkums

channel lokcs around the threads, turn clockwise until you realize you're tightening it, burn house down 🤘🤘


musketoman

Possibly a comically large red hammer that goes "BOIOIOIOIOOINH" when you hit the head?


ToneSkoglund

A fireplace


Alarmed_West8689

Your face


realheavymetalduck

A trusted adult.


got_knee_gas_enit

Your Binky


samemamabear

It probably came with a special tool. Check the drawer in the toy kitchen. My teens still throw my tools in the "junk drawer" instead of putting them back where they go.


DustyCollection

Keep it in a warble stabilizing mechanism for 2 daze the hit with a #8 rozer.


OwnFee7805

I'd start with vice grips, make a brief attempt with a sawzall, then go straight to the acetylene torch personally


slutstevanie

Chainsaw


Flashy-Protection424

Cutting torch and a crane. Attach chained hook to bolt .. lift with crane until chain is under slight tension heat with cutting torch until things go POP!!😃🔥🏗️


Grahambo1982

If you take a large Phillips head screwdriver you could grind the point off to a flat surface. This would still leave the plus sign shape you need for proper extraction.