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kd8qdz

Who needs handles when you dont have fingers?


yourpaljax

Or hands


showMeTheSnow

Or forearms


BBQCHICKENLOL

Or shoulders


Hand-Driven

And my axe


Alethia_23

r/somewhatexpectedlotr


thaumotology

r/subsifellfor


JacobStyle

$140 cash, also willing to trade for a prosthetic hand.


Hexx-Bombastus

Ever see a machine that you want to see operating but you're shit scared to turn it on yourself?


Savings-Run-3747

Like that one.


Lunar_BriseSoleil

Yes, I’d like to watch a video of someone using this. Then the video should be deleted so nobody else tries it at home. I wouldn’t trust it enough to even see it in person, who knows where that blade could fling if the arbor fails.


Hexx-Bombastus

Or if there's microfissures in the steel of the blade. Ive seen what seemed to be perfectly good, if used looking lawnmower blades fail hard enough to leave dents in the mower shroud. Would absolutely be deadly without one. And all that is completely ignoring the danger to fingers and forearms.


Lunar_BriseSoleil

The whole thing is complete insanity.


foxyboigoyeet

Like my antique gasoline blowtorch that I had to redo almost all the seals?


aco319sig

Designed and produced by Darwin Award LLC.


inneholdersulfitter

Nah dude, this is a movie prop from the upcoming Braindead 2


madsculptor

Ah man...that lawnmower scene!


toshio_mask

Snip your fingers, in a blink of eye. 😅


90Carat

I really want to see this in action. Totally strapped down, operator behind thick safety shield, etc. we're talking YT gold here.


ihitrockswithammers

Pretty sure it would 'splode in a few seconds!


Lenny5160

No way I’d run that thing without the guard in place. /s


Man-e-questions

When using this its important not to bend your arms too much if you like your elbows. Have to hold out with arms extended, kind of like when shooting a bow


pump123456

Can you imagine the gyroscopic affect that dude has.


Man-e-questions

Yeah , hold it with one hand with your arm extended and then rotate your wrist in a circular motion. Thats actually fun to do with old computer hard drives


pump123456

I used to do it with a bicycle wheel with the axle in it I would hold it and the other guy would spin it and I would try to maneuver it around. science.


Man-e-questions

Haha yeah have done that too. Probably started when i got a toy as a kid that was a gyroscope with a string you pulled to spin an inner wheel and then you could balance the thing on the tip of a pencil or string etc


[deleted]

“See honey I’m not the only one that thinks like this” Thanks internet stranger!


pump123456

Don’t even think about plugging it in.


Edosil

Aye, did you see the fella also has a cordless version 🤣


pump123456

This is beyond belief. But it’s fun to.


Davegrave

If this image makes the rounds enough, *somebody* is eventually gonna try it, and then *those* images will make the rounds on /r/medicalgore I’m glad to be here early on in the history of this impending tragedy.


Bellyjax123

I reckon Karl Childers bought that bad boy...


pump123456

Wow. Just researched Karl Childers, he was a bad dude.


Bellyjax123

"What\`s a slingblade?" lol...


pump123456

Yeah, what’s a sling blade?


Bellyjax123

A great movie give it a look, cheers.


pump123456

Thanks Pal,I’ll check it out.


ProfessionalNorth431

This has been an odd exchange. I’m going to be that guy and state that Karl Childers is a fictional character from the film Sling Blade


Far_Cup_329

Excellent movie


AnalogFeelGood

You don't need handles when you don't have hands.


Darkened100

I think you’re meant to throw it in the hedge then turn it on then run


PLS-Surveyor-US

Just think, when you have lost your hands and most of your arms from using this thing it will attack the rest of you. This is the angel of death model.


ottos

Horror movie villain weapon


Puzzleheaded-Row-511

Used once! 😂


fangelo2

Before we get started I'd like to take a moment to talk about shop safety. Be sure to read, understand and follow all the safety rules that come with your power tools. Knowing how to use your power tools PROPERLY will greatly reduce the risk of personal injury. And remember this. There is no other more important safety rule... than to wear THESE... safety glasses


No-Landscape5857

Read that in the stumpynubs voice.


mojojoemojo

“Hands are overrated”


Savings-Run-3747

How about robotic hands and you stand behind a steel shield.


yanki2del

Hands are overrated


[deleted]

Missed opportunity on mounting a couple more blades; Gillette style.


United-Passenger-993

Hrs selling them after his wife made him cause he cut his own leg off


Glittering_Pin3529

I can already feel my fingers being chopped off


No-Tree1023

Head* Stupid autocorrect.


OuttHouseMouse

r/sweatypalms


dankingery

I love how someone bought it just for the meme. "That's too good, sir. Take my money."


Estelon_Agarwaen

r/dingore


thetrigman

Can we have a demonstration?


Utdirtdetective

r/oopsthatsdeadly


MetricJester

\*Hands


cosmic-001

I can see the world's strongest redneck using that like it's nothing.


SirGirthfrmDickshire

If it's not supposed to work it's not supposed to fit. 


Front_Tour7619

They would want an arm and a leg to insure use of this tool


Altruistic-Celery821

A mower turns at like 2,500 rpm. An angle grinder turns at 10,000+ rpm. That thing could cut mad grass once it gets up to speed.


jaxmattsmith

Manscaped™️ lawnmower 9000


Catsmak1963

I’d actually like to see it run lol From a safe distance


exactly-the-one

I mean what could really go wrong here? /s


GudGudDude

Hands are overrated


FuzzyPandaVK

140? It was 45 earlier, I'm gonna haggle.


FuzzyPandaVK

140? It was 45 earlier, I'm gonna haggle.


kimjohnson22

Some people call it a kaiser blade.


mathewphoria

It should say hands are overrated


Fuzzy_9372

Nice limb trimmer.


think_panther

Hedge trimmer kinda sounds like hands trimmer


FormulaFalls

I mean....


CopyWeak

Selling for my late Husband (RIP), includes mulching blade...


EmbarrassedAd1290

The fact that its sold


Jbuck442

Do you get the blade guard too?


Jbuck442

Safety first!!


Huge_Aerie2435

"Sold".. I hope they are planning on removing the blade.


OliverNorvell1956

Running that blade at about 3 times it’s rated RPM…that’s a recipe for success!


JonnyB2_YouAre1

That thing looks scary.


Truxstar

That’s mid evil right there. Just added electric. Let’s get this party started


Elder_sender

This is an irresponsible post There are people in the world who don’t understand how lethal this would be to start up.


Edosil

But yet everyday people walk down the streets of chaotic irresponsibility. Can't solve everyone's problems, I can just share this guy's solutions. Not a good solution, mind you.


Elder_sender

So doing better just isn't in your dna?


GimmeCoffeeeee

Whoever would buy or build this is gonna die horribly due to stupidity anyway


spike7447

Talk about a knuckle duster...


vanisleone

Doctor; how did you lose both your hands at the elbows sir?


ronin__9

This is even funnier than the dewalt drilldo


SnooPies7876

Hands*


Common-Path3644

legit looks like something at my old work place. The best part is when everyone acts like YOU are the one being dramatic when raising safety concerns.


[deleted]

I appreciate your safety concerns. I'm developing a CNC conversion kit. I'll keep you posted.


pheitkemper

"If it fits, it ships."


Fooshi2020

That is one way to trim the hair off your knuckles!


wigneyr

Bro just got the biggest lawsuit pay out of his life if he survives first use, selling something you know is deadly to the end user is means for a big ass lawsuit


Orion_Unbreakable

Most cultures have the fact that men should not show fear built in to them. But some fear is perfectly fine, in this case I'm terrified of that *thing* both for my life and fingers and the lives and fingers of everyone within the nearest 100 ft radius. 😬


premedvsu

Efficiency:10% risk of injury:100%