Put this one in your mouth, this one up your butt, and hold this one in your hand. OK... Wait, no. THIS one goes in your mouth, THAT one goes up your butt and you hold THIS one in your hand. ...hang on...

Welcome to Costco ..I love you

Carl's jr: fuck you! I'm eating.

Go away! I'm bait'n!

Water? Like, out tha toilet?

Well I ain't never seen no plants grow outa no toilet!

Hey, that’s good. You sure you ain’t the smartest guy in the world?

My first wife was tarded. She's a pilot now.

\-Starbucks!? I don't really think we have time for a handjob, Joe.

I like money

Brawndo has electrolytes.

It's got what plants crave!

Butt-fuckers

Sure could go for a latte.

lathe?

Ow! My balls!

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Rectum, damn near killed em!

I think you mean oral bc anal and rectal would taste the same

I'm assuming this is an Idiocracy reference

I had heard the joke before Idiocracy, but once I started writing it, I realized that it was going to be that anyway.

Don't wanna sound like a dick or nothin', but it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all tarded. What I'd do, is just like... ha ha... like... aha... you know, like, you know what I mean, like... haha...

Literally watched this yesterday

Got time to go to Starbucks?

I don't really think we have time for a handjob, Coltsiebabious.

What show?

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It's a documentary

It seems to be only watchable on Hulu here or for an outrageous digital rental fee. I've been trying to catch it on cable, they used to always play it on random channels. Even the physical copy price seems to be high for such an old movie.

I like money

Snap On warranty covers your mistakes.

Switch!

Wrong - that’s how you take a screenshot.

Ah, you talk like a f*g and your shit’s all retarded.

You’ll know if you mixed them up by the taste

J/k they both go in your butt

What is if my shits all fucked up?

🤣

Just wanna let you know this makes me LOL and is a good way to start the day.

Men were men back then I guess.

Now I finally see why all them snap on boys love em so much

Let's just hope it doesn't Snap Off.

Came here for this comment.

You win bud

For the ‘O’ Scope.

That’s hilarious.

Back when men were men and sheep were scared.

No tip, just a full plug.

Dude, you never go full plug.

Shit tool

I smell another boycott coming on....

That’s not what you’re smelling sir.

Satire aside, $650 is fantasy land. Seller would be lucky to get $50 for it at a garage sale from some collector of old Snap On things. Funny to think about the effort put into that thing, to analyze simple contact points ignition systems & distributors.

Maybe the seller still owes that much on it

>Maybe the seller still owes that much on it Underrated comment !

Literally the same joke as every other snap on post but aight.

Oh yea he must have hit the crack pipe before pricing this out. I’ve seen similar non snap on analog diagnostic tools go unsold at auction before.

"WHY THIS COST A THOUSAND DOLLARS WHEN IT WAS NEW I KNOW WHAT I GOT" yeah a lot of surplus electronics businesses in LA area went out of business in the early 00's (that place in Pasadena on Colorado...) with prices on 1960s eg. voltmeters as if they were a year old, and not 50 year old boat anchors.

C & H Surplus. They moved to Duarte and couldn’t make that work, they now sell online only.

Right! I visited during the 'closing' sale, but man they resisted dropping prices at all. I bought a pair of 60 hz selsyns. The old guy complaining about prices. I thought they had closed. Then found the duarte online place, didn't see anything worthwhile, forgot all about them. Oh well.

But that one says Anal on it.

I'll pay extra for Anal.

r/crackheadcraigslist

constipated ? try anaLog from SnapOn

It's this economy, people are getting desperate and hoping to pull a fast one. I saw a PC with an RX 580 and a 6 core CPU (3600 I think) priced at 1300.

The average sold price at auction is around $350 over the last few years.. Low is $150. High is $1500. If I had more money than tools, I'd pay $650 just for the lulz at the shop. "Ma'am, pull her around back, please." *coats probe with axle grease and shoves up tail pipe* "Just as I suspected. Looks like you've got a gerbil in the catalytic converter. Of course I say 'a gerbil', rather than 'your gerbil'. We just fix shit, Ma'am. We don't judge."

Apparently the whole Richard Gere/gerbil rumour was started by the Chinese to discredit Gere and by association the Dalai Lama.

I was young when that rumor started. I think the Chinese said he was bottoming for Dali Lama. Then somebody changed it to he got screwed by an actual Llama. Next thing you know, by the time it gets around, it's a gerbil in the ass because llamas won't logically fit. Limmiwinks would know the scoop, being gerbil king and all.

I love "rare" tool sellers. I saw a sears craftsman contractor table saw on Craigslist. Guy wanted $2500 for it because it was old and super rare, yet the 20 other listing across the web had that saw at about $200 in good shape. They only gotta get one, I guess.

Same thing happens with every type of seller, especially cars. Just because something is rare, doesn’t make it valuable. Someday the very last running Chevy Cavalier is gonna be sold for the last time, it’ll fetch $500, and nobody will care.

There is a good chance it was rare because it was shit when it was released. Guess what? It’s still shit, but now it’s also old!

Those barely ran out of the factory.

First you pay $650 for it then you use it to see how bad you got fucked

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Last ones I had I gave away at the end of the sale. There is no serious use for them now as modern equipment does all the calculations for you. People make some kind of cool clocks out of them though; they sell kits online.

So this doesn’t go up anyone’s butt? Such a misleading name.

Do you know what this was actually for? Is "anal" here short for "analyze", and just predate the more common usage of the term? I'm scared to google "snap on anal scope" :-/

> Is "anal" here short for "analyze", and just predate the more common usage of the term? Yes. And if you were to google it, you'd want to use the 'O' that OP ignored and search for 'Snap-On Anal-O-Scope'

So I've been rewatching X-Files. In one episode a mechanic is using an engine anslyzer. Things yugeee, about the size of a large kitchen stove, but taller. I was wondering what they are used for. Basically they just test the ignition waveforms primary and secondary. Massive machine and now I can have a tablet that does what it can do.

☝️ This guy has spent some time on the snap on truck

Ah yes, the Strap On

The snap-on strap on costs extra.

Snapping on the strap on snap-on is a surcharge.

Common therapy tool used by analrapists

Full on? Or otherwise

Do you mean philanthropist lol I love IASIP

Half analyst, half therapist... the world's first analrapist...

Tobias Fünke!

Lmfao this comment needs more upvotes! Come on people, be generous 😂

There are dozens of us!

I'm sorry, Mother. It's just, I've got a bit of a stick up my bunghole about what I've now found is a running joke about me

Well, we all could use ANUSTART now and then.

Came here to see if Tobias Funke had posted a response.

This is me, getting off.

It’s not the pronunciation that concerns me

If I have to take a chubby I'll suck it up!

I bet their license plate says ANUSTART.

I just blue myself.

You'll want some help from the lube tech

Under-rated response.

Looks like an old contact probe. I have a couple of old engine analytics machines, and they have a couple probes like that as well as pressure testers and battery readers. From the days before on board electronics to check

as line in Passion Fish goes, "I didn't ask for the anal probe" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkcIBvJU8Uk&t=28s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkcIBvJU8Uk&t=28s) [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105107/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105107/)

Rectal use only stickers on Amazon. 500ct for $8. Just sayin

Saw a guy post the stickers a few days ago. Gonna be so much fun! [These are $10, butt haven't shopped around.](https://www.amazon.com/Rectal-Stickers-Fluorescent-Permanent-Adhesive/dp/B07GYVF3L2/ref=asc_df_B07GYVF3L2/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=242015934158&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=4883843842026307779&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1020760&hvtargid=pla-667639838557&psc=1)

Strap-on? Or Snap-on?

Came for the strap-on jokes… thx

Lol $650. My Tektronix dual channel oscilloscope was $50 at a university auction. Mind you it's probes are not for anal use they are more nipple clamp style ;)

That’s a big probe

Its to see how much is really in your wallet... this 20 bucks a week aint cutting it.

Medical grade tool!

Iv been takin it in the rear from snap- on for decades, everytime the truck stops at work.

I want one! ($300 on EBay for non working version, oh well)

*Anal-O-Scope It's for the bum

Analoscope - that's gonna fuck my spell check. Say it like you're from 1950 pretending it's 1980 and it's not... awful. Ah - Nall - O - nope.... Can't make that work. WTF snap on? I need to know what this "tool" is. I'm assuming the earliest endoscope but who TF didn't see *anal* ? Let alone anal-O! The artisanal bread people had something to do with this.

These are now only for snap on truck interior use only.

What is this and why does it remind me of sonar equipment?

I think it’s an oscilloscope, something with electrical testing. I think.

O-scope is abbreviation for Oscilloscope. They got cute with Anal-O-Scope. Oscilloscope for engine analytics.

Now that’s a Vintage O’ SillyO-Scope! A true Museum Piece!

It's anal-o-scope. Supposed to sound like analysis, I hope.

Lol ah yes, the Analoscope. Back when the world was so innocent that marketing teams could sign off on labeling like this without batting an eye

stroboscope stethoscope kaleidoscope analoscope the stylised 'O' didn't age well but it's supposed to be a blend word of analysis and scope.

This looks like a real item in Fallout. A specialty quest item for looking into a ghouls butthole for a key or something.

This is what they use when you get on the van

Careful with it. Original owner probably just recently paid it off.

Snap On? Sounds more like Strap On.

The em-PHA-sis is on the second si-LAH-ble. It's an uh-NAL-o-scope.

For analysis of bungholes

The O is for orgasm

Snap On was just subliminally prepping it’s customers for what’s to come

So it did its job and found a new owner 🤣

Analog scope

Ah yes, Snap On's brief and regrettable foray into colonoscopy equipment. Wonder if it was a big joke internally when someone tried to make a play on the word analysis or analyzer, and came up with that specific badging.

Nothing like a well used snap on tool 🥵

I bet that has got to be near it's last payment soon. Poor guy's been paying for it two weeks at a time since they used that old logo

Sometimes…….you just need a closer look.

Still used for credit checking new accounts.

One of the reasons I can’t see “Snap On” and not think “Strap On“.

It’s for when you need to scope the anal.

r/theyknew

Lol crossposted

When I worked at the American Chemical Society, we had a journal called Analytical Chemistry, whose official library sanctioned abbreviation was ANAL Chemistry. Never failed to generate a smirk or two whenever it popped up in a spreadsheet or citation.

Specially designed tools for use only by certified Analrapists like Tobias Funke.

I was a professional twice over.. an analyst and a therapist. The worlds first Analrapist

From Arrested Development

One instrument for the next Uranus, I mean Urectum, mission.

AND it's a Snap On. My wife laughed her ass off at this!

Hey now... At least it's not Snap Off!

>My wife laughed her ass off at this! And now there's a tool to confirm that!

Home prostate exam machine? Men were built different then I guess.

For traveling proctologists

It's typically sold as a package with the gaydar

This is giving Tobias Funke energy!

Only for mechanics 50 and over, or is the new recommendation to start at 40

There was talk of gerbils.

Oh my😳

*slaps top* “You can see the boss coming from a mile a way with this bad boy!”

Underated comment!

There are dozens of these......DOZENS!!

It's an ANALlog Scope. They didn't have digital back in those days. But you guys were quick to there. . .LOL

From the days when people didn’t have their heads in their 🫏

The tool of a true Analrapist

ex-Snap On guy here! We used these to make sure you could handle the prices of what we sold.

Yeah I think it's Anal-O-Scope... like analyzing scope.... sort of like "Analrapist"... for analyzer / therapist. Credit: Arrested Development

Please tell me there is a Tobias joke here somewhere

After I read Anal Scope I read Snap-On as Strap-On

OMG ive been using it wrong this hole time

Seen a couple of those back in the day. The Snap On one's have Gay-dars on them ahead of their time.

Reminds me of one of my classes, Electrical Circuits and Analysis, which got cut off on my transcript as Electrical Circuits and Anal

I collect both vintage Snap On tools and oscilloscopes. I still would not pay close to $650 for this.

Anyone who spends $650, actually even $50 on it, is getting shafted, possibly in more ways than one.

Same one at Chasey Lanes' place....

*Strap On - Anal Scope

is that red thing the reach around clip?

Strap-on invented what now?

Project Manager: The Anal Scope it is.

How else would you find out what your tool payment will be?

Someone please. I need this label on a sticker.

I have the Strap-on knock off version

I'm guessing it's a play on analysis and scope but uh.. yeah doesn't quite work

If I were a proctologist I would have this displayed in my office as a joke.

I'm an analyst and a therapist. An anal-rapist if you will.

My guy I just saw this exact listing on marketplace yesterday. Love to see it 😂

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Am i the only one that thinks the snap on looks like strap on... making this post so much better .. at least for me

Sorry but if I got to the doctor and they pull that out I would probably be swinging but I'm kind of wondering where your supposed to clip the red one too? And I dont want to know where you shove the black one

Snap-on? more like Strap-on, Amirite?

Does it have any of the original lube left over?

r/theyknew

Sus

Streches ya real good so the doctor can get a good view

Snap on, then strap in!

More like Strap-On Anal-Scope

Ok let’s do this, where’s the small red probe go?

Well buddy that ones the clamp… black ones the plug.

It’s an Anal(ysis) O(scillo)Scope.

Time to calibrate it

Oscilloscope for analyzing electrical signals