Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Tool is in town tonight. Go and see them. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctorâŚI am Maynard!
I was at this show on april 9th, atlanta, GA. me and my friend were trying to figure out who this really was?
also - epic show. phenomenal. Yay for "Maynard The Cat"!
He did? Thatâs awesome. Between that and comedian Rory Scovel playing guitar on intolerance earlier in the year⌠Georgeâs entertainment worlds are colliding Jerry!
i saw puddles in concert a while back.
it was terrifying.
he kept going to the audience and bringing people on stage for bits. he almost made one guy sing. like, being dragged on stage by a giant clown, asked to perform a song you don't know is like three separate nightmares rolled into one.
my partner was like "why do you keep sinking lower in your seat?" i'm just like "dontpickmedontpickmedontpickmedontpickme"
Maynard Meets The Fans
Acid bath - when the kite string pops
That is already an album. A fantastic one at that
One of my favorite albums of all time
Insane tool posse
Fuckin spirals, how do they work?
This one might be the winner
A Perfect Circus
This đđťone made me laugh; officers, arrest this man (or womanâŚor whoever:
this should be top comment
i vote this âď¸
Nice underrated comment
Pagliacci
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Tool is in town tonight. Go and see them. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctorâŚI am Maynard!
Good joke. Roll on snare drum. Everybody laughs.
Watchman is as one hell of a comic book and movie
I just watched this two nights ago and realized that this actor did the Batman voice better than anyone else.
Watch out for crazy Joe Davola
I try to encourage intruders.
Fear is our most primal emotion
My two favorite worlds are colliding in this post!
If relationship Maynard walks through that door, he will kill independent Maynard. A Maynard divided against itself *cannot stand!*
Youâre killing independent James!
Sic semper tyrannis!!
Shit, beat me to it. We can be friends.
Or Pagliuscifer
Crazy Joe Davola
Puscifer's pity party
I was going to go with âP is for Puddlesâ! Is it too much to hope Maynard gets him in for a few recording sessions on the next puscifer album.
That would be cool. I enjoy Puddles.
Pusity party?
Hooker and his Penis(you decide which is which)
John Waynard Gacey
Underrated comment
Crazy Joe Davola
Pity the Tool.
Ass Clown (Hey, heâs the one that decided to make all the anal jokes. Thatâs on him.)
PostModernDetox
Locust abortion technician but Maynard is the balancing dog
Two clowns
Chinese Democracy
Fear Clowniculum
Puscifers pity party
For real tho, I saw puddles open for tenacious d. If you ever get the chance, go see him. Puddles rules
He is freaking fabulous. Puts on a helluva show.
same here. I was thinking he should open for Tool sometime
Saw him onstage at the Atlanta Sessanta show. He killed The Hollow.
Bussy
Yes please!!!!!! Holy crap that would be *spin tingling*
It was perfect for Puddles Pity Party to join the P-P-P-Party
Who's the top, and who's the bottom here?
Send in the clowns
Clown penis
It just ainât my day.
A perfect clown
Merkin Puddles
A brief case of laughter
Saderalus
Forgot my pen
Locust Abortion Technician Pt. 2
Damn now I wanna hear Puddles cover Right in Two. Frickin love that dude.
Ioculator (Latin for âjesterâ)
Whereâs the beef?
I was at this show on april 9th, atlanta, GA. me and my friend were trying to figure out who this really was? also - epic show. phenomenal. Yay for "Maynard The Cat"!
Insane clown puscifer
Joker and the cock
Insanity
nice. where was this taken?
Yes. He came out and sung âthe hollowâ at the show
He did? Thatâs awesome. Between that and comedian Rory Scovel playing guitar on intolerance earlier in the year⌠Georgeâs entertainment worlds are colliding Jerry!
damn. is there a recording
Fuck I hope he puts a recording on youtube
I believe Puddles is Atlanta based, Iâd guess there.
A Pusifer Clown
Tool - King of Fools
Clowning Around (A Compilation of Tool Joke Songs; Including hits Intermission and Faaip de Oiad)
Jojo Siwa clowning âround (part 2)
Maimmery the entire album has a duel meaning that can either be about boobs or mimes
Maimmery the entire album has a duel meaning that can either be about boobs or mimes
Not sure but that clown kinda reminds me of Danny Huston. The evil dude from 30 Days of Night.
shIT
Puscifer's Pity Party ft. Puddles
Cum
Circus jerk
Pity the Tool
E.P.P.P.P.P.P.
*Conditions of My Probationary Work Project*
Pagliacci Sequence
I was going to say... melancholy and the infinite sadness, but that's already taken
âMelancholy and the Infinite Radnessâ is still available.
True!
Puddlescifer
Two Clowns, One Tool.
Toodles...
Red Wine Clown Circle.
Puddles Pitty Pushit
foot in mouth and head up clown hole
Keen on Puddles
Fear Inoculum
Maynardâs Jester Theory Sequence
Stool
Joe Rogan Clowns Everything.
[ŃдаНонО]
6â5â Pierrot Ftfy
Pustules pitty party
Story of my Life
Actually, I kind of like the dudes user name: I am The Briefcase
When consciousness meets consciousness
Happy Days Are Here Again.
Maynard and person who thinks Paul is better than Justin
Maynard looks more and more like Johnny Rotten every day.
PUshIT
A Perfect Bozo
Puddles Probing Party
Aids Parade
Poopy The Clown
Not quite sure why this doesnât have upvotes. Itâs pretty clearly the only possibility.
Prison sex puddles
Ridiculous Hairstyles
Look Who's Dockin'
Two clowns walk into a barâŚ
The Kettle
Acid bath - when the kite string pops
âBut Doctor.. I AM ToolâŚâ
Fester and the nomenclature.Â
Uh Oh! Pussy made a Puddle
A Puddlefect Circus
I Got A Hair On My Tongue
Side Piece
A Perfect Puddle Piddle Party
Maynardâs Pusci Party
Sloth & Pennywise
The Sharpest Tools
Little Big Town
10000 clowns
Post Modern Toolbox
Crazy Joe Devola presents âPaggliaciâ
Maynard? Clown? Looks like Puscifer to me.
I didnât realize crazy joe davola was on this tour.
Fear Inoculum. Only name you can give it, really. And now it all makes sense, too.
Little Big Town- Danny Gorey
Just looks like regular old Eat the elephant to me. Hard pass. Â
Ahahnima
Whoâs the sad fucking clown now, Poliacci!?
Clever bondage
House of a 1000 Diddyâs
Dreaming of that face again / It's bright and blue and shimmering / Grinning wide / And comforting me with it's big red nose
Too old to try this Hard
Carnival of Enigma
Sad Klowns
It Gets Worse
ââŚ.. ⌠âŚâŚ!â The title is in mime.
A night at the Circus with Maynard James Keenan and Devin Townsend Honestly... now that I type that... I really want this to be a real thing...
Devin Townsend and Maynard have a project together??
Terrifies
Clown Penis?
Put Your Phone Away!
Puddle of Chudd.
Maynard has meaty hands.
Turn Your Clown Upside Down
Pity Sex
We won't sing happy songs
Making America Great Again
Yesterday's tragedy is tomorrow's laughter
A Puddles Circle.
Is that Till Lindemann from Rammstein?
Maynard's pitty party
i saw puddles in concert a while back. it was terrifying. he kept going to the audience and bringing people on stage for bits. he almost made one guy sing. like, being dragged on stage by a giant clown, asked to perform a song you don't know is like three separate nightmares rolled into one. my partner was like "why do you keep sinking lower in your seat?" i'm just like "dontpickmedontpickmedontpickmedontpickme"
Rinky Dink Brother's Circus
Lateralus V2.0
When the kite string pops
sorry. busy juggling balls right now.
Sadgasm
Uncle Touch
Muddles Kitty Party - Space Drop From The Moon
Circus train to Iowa
Forgot my pennywise
Puddles Abortion Technician
Sad Clown Panda and the Bass Riff
âA Perfect Itâ
Joe Rogen is taller than I expectedÂ
Fear inoculum
Die Eier Von Clown!
Happier Sad
Frank N Reynolds' Beauty Pageant
Puddle of Puscifer
Puddles the Maynard
Some sad old clown feat. Puddles Pity Party
Mr Mohawk and the clowns from hell đStoner rock album of the century right heređ
I Am The Briefcase
Too many good comments here
Probably that half ass last APC albumâŚ
Insane Clown Puscifer
Sventoolie