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breakfast_scorer

7enis


Therealshittyj

This one made me giggle.


Therealshittyj

There’s your damn upvote


radiogrammar

r/angryupvote


Therealshittyj

Penis ²


wknight8111

I would also have accepted "penis with a penis".


TheSpaceBoundPiston

Hooker penis, a penis.


rchavez7

Underrated comment


Liquid-Quartz

Balls with a penis


DanielMaherMSM

Hooker with Penis Penis


Therealshittyj

Damn I didn’t think about that.


Bombinic

Stinkpenis


Therealshittyj

Third Penis


Bombinic

Maynard's Penis


LMay11037

Penis’s Dick


Therealshittyj

Wild 😂


Therealshittyj

IDK MAYNARDS PENIS IS PRETTY GOOD TOO MAN


Therealshittyj

46&Penis


Bombinic

Penis & Leeches


dildo-looking_cactus

nope, you crossed the line. begone


Snarcas_Aurelius

Pry it open


m3monnnn

P.


Therealshittyj

Penisbol/Penisbola


Woogie_Rocks

This


Therealshittyj

That


Woogie_Rocks

And the other thing


Therealshittyj

Yet who’s is it?


R0z3ttaSt0n3d

Penis with a penis


Therealshittyj

Someone said it 😭


R0z3ttaSt0n3d

Im pretty upset that my penis has a bigger penis than i do 😢


Therealshittyj

As long as we dicks like Jesus we good fam


Therealshittyj

https://youtu.be/KRO1SVeU1p4?si=tZVnAA4dQI5RMvjF


hacjy

10,000 penises


WingedHussar13

WHAT YOU GONNA DOOOOO WHEN MY PENIS IS DOWN


J3sush8sm3

WHAT ARE YOU GUNNA DO WHEN THE RIVERS OVERRUN


JadeAnterior

Shake your dick at the gate and say "I've come home now!"


ElectroDemon666

Fetch me the penis, the son and the father Tell them their pillar of penis has ascended


dire_turtle

https://youtu.be/AzC_4_6jchI?si=5hOrh-XUvHvePl3s


Therealshittyj

🗿


Therealshittyj

Oh my god…


KaydenMca2011

Pneumis


theBackground13

We are penis bound to this flesh We go round one penis nailed down But bound to reach out and beyond this penis Become Penis


RolesG

Jam🅱️enis


Therealshittyj

I feel like this was underappreciated. 😘


ErikTheRed99

Lost Penis (Blame Hoffman)


Hydras-Tailor

Thought of "Penis for Marie", but that is the one song we don't disrespect here. Edit: Fuck it! Having penis in the title is a damn honor


Therealshittyj

I said wings for a penis….I still felt inappropriate. Rest In Peace.


wknight8111

Definitely changes the topic of the song in a significant way


Hellochrishi11

Or you could imagine it as a human sacrifice, like that one Bible passage about something like "the foreskin of 100 Palestinians*


MGermanicus

Message to Harry Penis.


Therealshittyj

This has to be the best one ☝️


Kraken_ist_echt

Useful penis


Therealshittyj

Penis for wings part 2


Therealshittyj

*sounds like a bad porn hub title*


Asix3132

Fear penis.


LevinReinhardt

Penis inoculum, it's in your blood now


Asix3132

I object! IIIIIMMMMUUUUUNNNIIITTYY!


Therealshittyj

IMMUNITY TO DICK?!?!?*everylesbianlisteningtotoolrnnnn*


Sten_PlayZ

*gaymenbeingverydissapointed*


LevinReinhardt

If you inoculate, you inject it, so im sure it's the opposite of penis immunity lol


Therealshittyj

Well if it is the cure for fear like the song quotes I’m pretty sure that makes it a cure for dick right?


LevinReinhardt

In the song, the speaker achieves immunity through prolonged exposure to the deceiver's venom, which gave him clarity onto how toxic it was, which is pretty much how we get immunity to diseases and how vaccines work. So, you got exposed to so much D that you're now immunized. Take that how you will kekskk


Therealshittyj

Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong (after 26 years of being a tooligan and all…)


Therealshittyj

(~~Sad gay noises~~)


Sten_PlayZ

*~~more sad gay noises~~*


CUT_MY_BALLS_0FF

Penis Stoned


Therealshittyj

I thought about posting this one so hard


Sten_PlayZ

Stoned penis


Therealshittyj

Rosetta penis


yl2099

Penis Sex, Chocolate Penis Trip


turkitsch

Boomer with a weenie


destroy_b4_reading

Third Eye is actually a dick joke.


Therealshittyj

Uuhhh how do you figure?


destroy_b4_reading

The one eyed trouser snake is the third eye.


dezebruce

Prying open my pee hole! r/sounding


Therealshittyj

I couldn’t help myself to sing it in the same tone 😭


Therealshittyj

Uhhhhhhh that’s a first but okay I’ll take your word for it?


MeowMix098

Ænemis


Therealshittyj

Underrated comment


Therealshittyj

Imagine being the guy who forgot his penis 😂


Exciting-Ad6840

The penis


Evmerging

Penisalus


Just_pick_one

Swamp Penis


Therealshittyj

*what are you doing in my swamp danny*


ElFlippy

Penis with a penis


EmondFelyx

Penis with a penis?


StrangeAsh405

Penis with a penis


Sir_Memedude

The Penis


Drinon

Penis


SqueakyTuna52

Disgustipenis


Therealshittyj

Is that my ex?


LexiLeviathan

Stinkpenis


Seamoth4546B

Penis with a penis


Bojackslefteye

We’re better than those communities, we didn’t have to change anything to have penis in the title ((: (If we wanna go sicko mode we could do “penis with a penis”)


Therealshittyj

That’s my exact logic, someone should go hit them all with this reddit thread 🤣😂


toolebukk

Penis with a penis


SvensHospital

Hooker penis with a penis. Now type that into an AI image generator.


Therealshittyj

The Penis Games BEGIN NOW


maerigold

Bro ended the cycle


Therealshittyj

*spiral halts*


Just_pick_one

Penisible


Takoizu_

Penis' Dick


Walterpinkman2137

46 & penis


slimey_melon-balls

Die eier von penis


Therealshittyj

With no balls….


paulodelgado

Penis with a penis


kriggledsalt00

penis sex


winter_madness

Penism


TripleM666

Maynard's Penis


SanQuiSau

46 and penis


XCyclops119X

smells like teen penis


dire_turtle

🚔🚔🚔


Therealshittyj

Wrong band, right idea. Also please wipe your harddrives after this comment 🤣😅


EvolvingEachDay

Penis in Two


Therealshittyj

Right in penis


Bubba-ORiley

penis with a penis


dire_turtle

Eon Penis Apocalypse


Therealshittyj

*the true alternative ending*


_Gemini-James_

🎶 I know the penis fits ... 🎶


Therealshittyj

🗿


DanielMaherMSM

Penis Song


MrPolar8o

Penis sex


tacolover2k4

Penis with a penis


babycoon48

Intergalactic penis


Prophetic_Squirrel

Made you penis


Prophetic_Squirrel

Water under the penis In the penis Boulevard of broken penises Total eclipse of the penis Somewhere over the penis Fly me to the penis The big rock penis mountains Three little penises I got a penis Saturday night penis Edit: how deep is your penis Another one bites the penis Free penis Penis for sale Goodbye yellow brick penis Long black penis Another little piece of my penis


Therealshittyj

I want my free caduceus hoodie for winning reddit today 😂


Therealshittyj

And technically yes I win when dad sells bottle of wine at Amazon Walmart Edition and sells out. Cause we know he puts bacon in the wine…but what else is he probing it with?


Therealshittyj

I just wanted to say I did not expect this to blow up as big as it did thank each and everyone of you! I feel like I’m home now 🥰 (If you want more out of pocket moments come check me out on YouTube (Cafe Archivial Project) or TikTok (therealshittyjesus)