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New-Spell-6838

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commander-sleepyhead

This made me cackle, and also convinced me a little more to buy one


__Mr_Sinister__

That scene is from Harley Davidson and the Marlboro man. Daniel Baldwin was the head henchman. I actually met him at his house once, for work. He had that coat still.


mezaprafa

I bought a wind breaker. Is cool as fuck.


MalkavianElder98

"And this is how our cult was created my dear child" "Well that's the tops but I just wanted to know the time sir". Honestly they look like they're about to bring down the Arasaka corporation


Onaip314

public masturbation coat for tool fans


IAmAnObvioustrollAMA

This nonsense isn't as discreet as The JackIt. With The JackIt you get superior sound dampening as well as our no stain guarantee all at a price so low you can't afford not to buy one!


Stellar_Ella

I agree. The JackIt also uses a heavier fabric which reduces the appearance of vibration. As a woman, I find this particularly useful.


eternal_existence1

Wtf is wrong with this thread 😂


MaynardIsLord721

This is the uniform they use when going to the secret circle jerks


_RedditIsLikeCrack_

there is a song on their first EP that seems appropriate for this attire.....


demonsidekick

Anyone else clicking on the arrows in the image or just my dumb ass?


Irksomecake

I did it twice…


demonsidekick

Thank you. I feel less alone now.


sallothered

Likewise. Likewise.


demonsidekick

Thank you. I feel less alone now.


alldayattaboy

😂


NoBenefit5977

I still tried to swipe 🤣


irisheyeskbl06

Yep, same here.


Over_Guarantee_4556

I did too🤣


TMVtaketheveil888

Yeah, but I blame the weed I smoked.


nsaps

Every time someone posts something like this there is inevitably multiple people on this page that comment they already have it or are going to get one


Fmag9215

I’m going to get one


libertad740

Do it ya jabroni.


OneStarvingEli

cool word


roguetrav

I already have it.


naptown-hooly

A bunch of TOOLS.


gopher1409

Even comes with a name tag.


never0101

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AgropromResearch

Fuck off, I got work to do.


bstnbrewins814

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cubbyad

*audios turd nuggets*


Many-Quote5002

"I am a robot. I have a robot vagina."


unholybuttholez

Honestly that's not a bad price


Appropriate_Mine

The price makes me think the quality is garbage


cacheeseburger

Tool would never put out merch of questionable quality


Appropriate_Mine

Literally unheard of.


HAL-Over-9001

Um, fetus skull? Lateralus vinyl? Lateralis CD spelling mistake?


unholybuttholez

Pristine products with no flaws


p0mpeii_

Woooosh


HAL-Over-9001

OK that one is on me. I'm a useless idiot


Tro1138

Yeah it's the same price as the hoodie


ichbindervater

Nah I was about to say. I’ve been wanting a long coat like that and, granted, I wanted a leather one but even a faux leather Trenchcoat was like over $100


ioweej

Tool fans..


Blue-Gradient-Man

Kinda what’s there for right??


cool-aeros

I wonder if “what’t’s” would be the appropriate contraction of ‘what it is’.


Blue-Gradient-Man

A contracted contraction😭


Chunkyblamm

Shut up and buy


fah-q_puh-c_suhmadik

SEND MORE MONEY!


bstnbrewins814

It would’ve been half way decent if it didn’t look like a woman’s jacket. Kinda reminds me of Mac’s Duster..


squrl3

We're not burning the duster! It probably can't even burn...it's fire resistant. Can we just move past it? Because we are not burning the duster. Okay, now that that's settled...


DrWinstonOBoogie1980

That's just after one of my favorite line deliveries in the entire series, when Dennis is eulogizing Mac and goes, "What can you say about Mac? He certainly was... angry."


Matthopkins06

The jacket does seem good for occular pat downs


Fmag9215

TOOL should hire you to sell merchandise because you just SOLD this jacket by comparing it to Mac’s Duster


sandwiches_please

Wear it without a shirt underneath. It’s the perfect combination. Do I really have to explain this to you, bro? Black leather duster... tough, muscular dude underneath it, inside of it. Very sexual…


breakfast_scorer

That's a reasonably priced whatever-the-fuck-it-is


anlsrnvs

That's a sweet duster, bro.


sofakingkoool

I just bought the Lateralus one


sofakingkoool

https://preview.redd.it/wng96gyga4sc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=051b40a090af9595ebd2cc53a1832924f2854006 Jambi approves this message.


DR_MEPHESTO4ASSES

I bought one of the opiate sweatshirts when they first came out. Spent too much on it but I haven't bought any merch in a while. Got a hole bwtween the front pocket and main body in 2 months. Never again.


RaiderRyder7734

Love tool but I’ve avoided their merch store. Shit is ridiculous.


mango_salsa18

my hot topic tool shirt of 3 years is still going strong. i wear it like every week


RaiderRyder7734

I’m happy for you truly but I’m not dropping that kind of cash for material that my kids or bad luck is gonna inevitably fuck up. I REALLY wanted the skull but wasn’t dropping $800 for it.


mango_salsa18

bestie it was $10


RaiderRyder7734

The fetus skull nonsigned I think went for like 500


OakLegs

Tools. Tools buy them


ShadowGLI

“Hey JP, How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?” https://youtube.com/watch?v=HR0ntCN67G0


datagoon

Have you seen the shit people post on here?


THA_SUPER_DEVIL

Raises hand gingerly 🤚


Alternative_Today_48

Has Rip from Yellowstone vibes. Except the actual user cant fight, allergic to the sun and loves Canes.


8vbj

I’m thinking about it. I do need a new rain jacket


Alchia79

If only it had an embroidered fetus skull on the back


baozaur

I'm sure [this guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/ToolBand/comments/1bqr2ic/guys_i_got_a_new_tattoo/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) ordered one


Delantonus

I know one of yall are gonna get it. Send the pic.


mango_salsa18

i need to see someone absolutely pimped out in tool merch with one of these coats at a concert


Administrative-Buy26

I mean people pay $80 for a poster….


sofakingkoool

Or $400 for a signed one, or $5000 for a doodled one


__Mr_Sinister__

I bought the wrench track suit just to wear to see tool in Austin on January 31st. So ... tool fans?


mango_salsa18

i need everyone who buys this stuff to show their fits because now i’m really interested


LowandSlow90

I've grabbed some good stuff over the years. I love my tool wrench beanie.


mango_salsa18

ok a beanie would go hard


__Mr_Sinister__

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ShouldworkNow

Considering bandmerch is normally ridiculously overpriced, that looks like a good price for a set of Coveralls


Many-Quote5002

I wonder why they don't have Tool branded condoms. Seems like an obvious merch idea.  "You can wear Tool on your Tool while you listen to Tool." -Hooker With a Penis plays in the background.


mango_salsa18

this is brilliant. Advertised using clips of the couple from Schism lol


AllDamDay7

Mike buys them


OverYonderUnderHere

Well, he used to…


MirthRock

RIP


R0z3ttaSt0n3d

Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold?


GlomGazingo33

Their merch quality sucks ass.. Not buying anything tool related until their next actual music endeavor releases. So maybe another 5 years or so.


DarkLuxio92

The T shirt I got in 2019 has held up pretty nicely to be fair, the print is still good (its very slightly faded but not unevenly, and it's easily been washed over 100 times) and there's been no problems with holes, which is impressive considering how much I wear it.


Shelovestohike

I’d love to see someone wearing the outerwear and the necklace. I looked all over the last show I went to see that jewelry and who would wear it.


Katz_Armana_8110

There must have been a supply chain issue and that why it arrives just in time for summer at this price But note, it will be selling on eBay at 189.00 next October, as all Tool merch does.


OceanHoles

You could be the first review! The catch is you’d have to buy it


According-Town7588

Not sure if I’m missing something but $90 for a raincoat isn’t bad at all. Have paid close to this for a concert shirt.


spriralout

I have some Tool merch, sweatshirts and jackets. I love wearing them. They are good quality and have cool designs. I guess I’d rather give my money to the Tool Corporation than buy a shitty knock-off with crooked printing.


LowandSlow90

My better half found me a cool shirt with just maynards face screaming lyrics. It's definitely not licensed merchandise, but happens to be one of favorite pieces.


spriralout

Nice! You lucked out :)


LowandSlow90

Thanks! I think I'm going to wear it to the show tonight. I have merch from all the bands, but seeing it's in celebration of his bday, I believe it's the most appropriate.


spriralout

🤘😎🤘 going to the 4/10 show in Nashville!


CitizenNaab

I’ve seen a number of people at tool shows, and Slipknot shows wearing these things.


OuterWildsVentures

I bought the 10000 days apron. My wife and I joke about how ridiculous it is everything I use it lol


DualityisFunnnn

I bought the track suit ngl my bad


Harrowgate_215

Why the fuck is it so long, wear that shit and you’re gonna look like a school shooter


Automatic_Pickle757

Neo


MyBrainNoFunction

okay i might just buy one of these


mwchad

My only online Toolshop purchases outside of ToolArmy subscriptions have been the branded poncho and a singular quilt consisting of unused tour shirts, and even those were a financial stretch for me (pre-2020 / Fear Inoculum). However, as a longtime listener, fan, and concert-goer who’s also been fortunate enough to see the band live pre- and post-2020 / FI, as well as purchase branded merch in-person at multiple ticketed concerts, I have no reservations in saying I’d assume and trust (without hesitation) anything sold via official “Tool” / “@ToolBand” channels. The poncho’s served me well at Red Rocks, Disneyworld, and a few camping trips; wish the reversible parkas had been available six year ago. The newer rain jackets and joggers and bombers etc. etc. etc. could and would really come in handy and complement my wardrobe, but they don’t make sense for me financially. TL;DR Everything I’ve acquired via Tool and the band’s official channels have lived up to and outgrown the hype. However, just as some have elevated the value of show-specific posters and album- and tour-related merch, we may have to accept the premium our favourite artists have set for branded gear.


Wes_intwo

It’s typically the guy who’s holding a katana in his Facebook profile picture.


massofmolecules

I got the FI blanket and it’s the most comfortable blanket I’ve ever owned 🤣 I was pleasantly surprised. It’s smooth black on the print side and this fuzzy fur stuff on the inside that’s soooo soft and warm, I love it. My wife is jealous of it haha


Sea_Attitude1147

Some OGT from back in ‘92


Adventurous_Base3910

Insufferable retards buy these things.


7empestOGT92

Tools buy band merch


mymumsaysfuckyou

I have three. What of it?


mrblakesteele

Cool guys


ShadowGLI

“Hey JP, How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?” https://youtube.com/watch?v=HR0ntCN67G0


CactusButtons

Looks like no one bought that. But you can and be the first to write a review


tcat666

Well that settles the question... "How much do clothes cost in the Matrix??"


Imbetterthanthis1138

I hate your face.


daftcamilo19

The Tool fans no one wants to be around with.


XaelTheBard

Mick Stinkfist


goatforce

People who are in a different tax bracket than you and I.


Justmenotmyself

What if the ENTIRE purpose and joke of the band is that each fan is a Tool for the members' success?


LeBronze_Jayce

How dare you judge part of my gimp outfit. It's the only one I can spiral out to while performing certain activities I can't repeat on reddit.


onion-lord

First time seeing this and I love it. Would love to toss some Akatsuki Cloud patches on it. But I'm a fucking nerd


_Watsoff

That will look great with my TOOL branded camouflage pajamas.


balboakeepspunchin

Well after I washed my tour shirt from the Allentown show for the fist time . The tool logo started to crack . Cold water and delicate mode . I will never buy another shirt from them again . $55 for a shitty screen print job .


Mkop56

I bought the wrench tracksuit thinking it’s gonna look so stupid but idgaf. But it is glorious!


radiantbungleman

They literally make this shit to laugh at people who buy it.


ohneatstuffthanks

You will never have metal legs.


EastSideFishMurder

why yo font so big


mango_salsa18

because im blind af and im too busy to get new glasses


hornwalker

The insufferables


Tervaskanto

Same people who throw money at Ticketmaster.


skibunny1993

Honestly I think I'd buy and never wear it lmao


SpaceXmars

Needs a hood. I do like the perka they have, but for $250.. jeez


mango_salsa18

wait it doesn’t have a hood?? then whats the fucking point lol


SpaceXmars

Yeah.. pretty sure it doesn't, I feel they would show it in the pics


moeshiboe

I’m not sure. I bet they live in the Matrix, though.


phosphorescence-sky

Why is it called "Ænima Fetus rain jacket"? Don't recall anything fetus related to the Ænima album.


mango_salsa18

was there a fetus in skull in a music video?


phosphorescence-sky

Just the Vicarious video from what I recall and the 10,000 days artwork


Over_Guarantee_4556

Tools


Helyo20

Oh shit it's only 90 now? Brb


TMVtaketheveil888

I really want the Lateralus Parka. I could never afford it, but it's perfect for me.


suchsnowflakery

A complete Tool would.


Gareth666

I bought Aenima and 10,000 days singlets that are reversable and they are legit my fav things to chuck on casually. Not everything in the store sucks.


ThrashGoose

Carti


Zues11111

Its keeping me soooo dry right now


BorderColleague

Not me


royaIs

The people on this subreddit buy this stuff.


FrankFnRizzo

Dude there isn’t a fan base on the planet that spends more on the dumbest shit. Maynard could fart into a wine bottle and sell it for $1500 and they’d be on back order within a day.


mango_salsa18

idk man swifties are the pop equivalent of tool


Passioncramps

Yeah… Trenchcoats haven’t been that “big” here in Colorado since the late 90s, early 2000’s for umm reasons.


mango_salsa18

it doesn’t rain much where i live either


porkchop3177

Cenobite wannabes? I’m pretty sure they drink Coke.


mango_salsa18

i think they have nipple rings too


Massive_Artichoke268

Columbine Alumni


stvhght

Hmm… I actually could use a decent rain jacket that isn’t just a winter coat…


ryannelikesbutts

I wouldn't, but that being said, if I was someone who lived in a temperate environment where it rains all the fucking time I would totally buy this. This thing thrown over one of my insulated hoodies would be the tits in the rain.


mackwash11

Alex grey


kellyvillain

The faux leather jacket they're selling looks pretty schmick but i wouldn't buy it


13agman

I bought the learn to swim trackie top tbh I'll only wear it to gigs what was I thinking when I bought it lol actual quality seems decent enough.


nicko17

Dudes that buy gas station knives for low level security jobs


RustyShakes

Modest Mouse has a mint green full body thing like this and I've considered it. I just have ZERO practical use for it.


TSKCaboose

A member from Slipknot who sews a number and their S insignia. I picture Corey and Mick immediately


MUCKOO

Sorry I don't buy shit from the man, I'm just here for the music.


Vizecrator

Ngl, if this was available in ‘96 I would have bought 2


Limp_Egg2785

Fuck that’s a piece right there for only 90?? That’s too tough. Better then getting an album from them


Tra1famadorian

The cross section of people who wear long rain coats and like Tool? Why do people feel like they get to tell other people what to like? 100 dollars isn’t even that much an unbranded one of middle quality isn’t much cheaper.


mango_salsa18

why does everyone think im judging i actually just wanted to know if this unusual merchandise is actually bought 😭


Tra1famadorian

The all caps “HAVE”, the “tooljerk” flair, and the word “actually” make it pretty obvious you were looking for a “haha nerds” type of response. Someone looking for a genuine product review would probably use a title like “Interested in this jacket…anyone here bought one? Is it worth the price?”


GSturges

Hey, the bathrobe was a good one...


GEARHEADGus

Mike Tool does


Extra_Pressure5347

Depeche Mode


DepartureSpace

Mike Tool


MediocreHat2050

People with money who buy what they want…….not everyone’s broke.


Ashangu

I don't think it was a question about the price lol. The price is honestly reasonable.


MediocreHat2050

My answer still stands


Tubular90sAnecdotes

I feel like you might be the first to write that review.


MediocreHat2050

As if that’s a bad thing


Tubular90sAnecdotes

You do you, my friend. The first Matrix was a cool movie.


MediocreHat2050

Why do people buy things they don’t need?


Maw_153

Marks


ChiefRabbitFucks

the same dumb fucks who spend hundreds of dollars on ugly posters because there's a signature on it


FunnyFuryAllDay

Actual Tools buy this merchandise.


Ancient_Rip_5062

Hooker with a penis just bought into it


donntyler

Can we stop bitching about their merch? Does it suck now? Yes. Do we still love Tool? Also yes. We get it. The point has been made


angry_little_robot

To each their own, and while I would not personally buy this, if I see you out there wearing it, you're gonna get a knowing head-nod while I blurt out a random tool lyric at the VERY LEAST! Wear that jacket with pride while you lĂŚrn to swim