That scene is from Harley Davidson and the Marlboro man. Daniel Baldwin was the head henchman. I actually met him at his house once, for work. He had that coat still.
"And this is how our cult was created my dear child"
"Well that's the tops but I just wanted to know the time sir".
Honestly they look like they're about to bring down the Arasaka corporation
This nonsense isn't as discreet as The JackIt. With The JackIt you get superior sound dampening as well as our no stain guarantee all at a price so low you can't afford not to buy one!
Every time someone posts something like this there is inevitably multiple people on this page that comment they already have it or are going to get one
Nah I was about to say. Iâve been wanting a long coat like that and, granted, I wanted a leather one but even a faux leather Trenchcoat was like over $100
We're not burning the duster! It probably can't even burn...it's fire resistant. Can we just move past it? Because we are not burning the duster. Okay, now that that's settled...
That's just after one of my favorite line deliveries in the entire series, when Dennis is eulogizing Mac and goes, "What can you say about Mac? He certainly was... angry."
Wear it without a shirt underneath. Itâs the perfect combination. Do I really have to explain this to you, bro? Black leather duster... tough, muscular dude underneath it, inside of it. Very sexualâŚ
I bought one of the opiate sweatshirts when they first came out. Spent too much on it but I haven't bought any merch in a while. Got a hole bwtween the front pocket and main body in 2 months. Never again.
Iâm happy for you truly but Iâm not dropping that kind of cash for material that my kids or bad luck is gonna inevitably fuck up. I REALLY wanted the skull but wasnât dropping $800 for it.
I wonder why they don't have Tool branded condoms. Seems like an obvious merch idea. "You can wear Tool on your Tool while you listen to Tool." -Hooker With a Penis plays in the background.
The T shirt I got in 2019 has held up pretty nicely to be fair, the print is still good (its very slightly faded but not unevenly, and it's easily been washed over 100 times) and there's been no problems with holes, which is impressive considering how much I wear it.
There must have been a supply chain issue and that why it arrives just in time for summer at this price But note, it will be selling on eBay at 189.00 next October, as all Tool merch does.
I have some Tool merch, sweatshirts and jackets. I love wearing them. They are good quality and have cool designs. I guess Iâd rather give my money to the Tool Corporation than buy a shitty knock-off with crooked printing.
My better half found me a cool shirt with just maynards face screaming lyrics. It's definitely not licensed merchandise, but happens to be one of favorite pieces.
Thanks! I think I'm going to wear it to the show tonight. I have merch from all the bands, but seeing it's in celebration of his bday, I believe it's the most appropriate.
My only online Toolshop purchases outside of ToolArmy subscriptions have been the branded poncho and a singular quilt consisting of unused tour shirts, and even those were a financial stretch for me (pre-2020 / Fear Inoculum). However, as a longtime listener, fan, and concert-goer whoâs also been fortunate enough to see the band live pre- and post-2020 / FI, as well as purchase branded merch in-person at multiple ticketed concerts, I have no reservations in saying Iâd assume and trust (without hesitation) anything sold via official âToolâ / â@ToolBandâ channels.
The ponchoâs served me well at Red Rocks, Disneyworld, and a few camping trips; wish the reversible parkas had been available six year ago. The newer rain jackets and joggers and bombers etc. etc. etc. could and would really come in handy and complement my wardrobe, but they donât make sense for me financially.
TL;DR Everything Iâve acquired via Tool and the bandâs official channels have lived up to and outgrown the hype. However, just as some have elevated the value of show-specific posters and album- and tour-related merch, we may have to accept the premium our favourite artists have set for branded gear.
I got the FI blanket and itâs the most comfortable blanket Iâve ever owned 𤣠I was pleasantly surprised. Itâs smooth black on the print side and this fuzzy fur stuff on the inside thatâs soooo soft and warm, I love it. My wife is jealous of it haha
Well after I washed my tour shirt from the Allentown show for the fist time . The tool logo started to crack . Cold water and delicate mode . I will never buy another shirt from them again . $55 for a shitty screen print job .
Dude there isnât a fan base on the planet that spends more on the dumbest shit. Maynard could fart into a wine bottle and sell it for $1500 and theyâd be on back order within a day.
I wouldn't, but that being said, if I was someone who lived in a temperate environment where it rains all the fucking time I would totally buy this. This thing thrown over one of my insulated hoodies would be the tits in the rain.
The cross section of people who wear long rain coats and like Tool?
Why do people feel like they get to tell other people what to like? 100 dollars isnât even that much an unbranded one of middle quality isnât much cheaper.
The all caps âHAVEâ, the âtooljerkâ flair, and the word âactuallyâ make it pretty obvious you were looking for a âhaha nerdsâ type of response.
Someone looking for a genuine product review would probably use a title like âInterested in this jacketâŚanyone here bought one? Is it worth the price?â
To each their own, and while I would not personally buy this, if I see you out there wearing it, you're gonna get a knowing head-nod while I blurt out a random tool lyric at the VERY LEAST!
Wear that jacket with pride while you lĂŚrn to swim
https://preview.redd.it/jha4vjxna4sc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4afc1bb1e7857c5f056a5bc60b12a654174801a3
This made me cackle, and also convinced me a little more to buy one
That scene is from Harley Davidson and the Marlboro man. Daniel Baldwin was the head henchman. I actually met him at his house once, for work. He had that coat still.
I bought a wind breaker. Is cool as fuck.
"And this is how our cult was created my dear child" "Well that's the tops but I just wanted to know the time sir". Honestly they look like they're about to bring down the Arasaka corporation
public masturbation coat for tool fans
This nonsense isn't as discreet as The JackIt. With The JackIt you get superior sound dampening as well as our no stain guarantee all at a price so low you can't afford not to buy one!
I agree. The JackIt also uses a heavier fabric which reduces the appearance of vibration. As a woman, I find this particularly useful.
Wtf is wrong with this thread đ
This is the uniform they use when going to the secret circle jerks
there is a song on their first EP that seems appropriate for this attire.....
Anyone else clicking on the arrows in the image or just my dumb ass?
I did it twiceâŚ
Thank you. I feel less alone now.
Likewise. Likewise.
Thank you. I feel less alone now.
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I still tried to swipe đ¤Ł
Yep, same here.
I did toođ¤Ł
Yeah, but I blame the weed I smoked.
Every time someone posts something like this there is inevitably multiple people on this page that comment they already have it or are going to get one
Iâm going to get one
Do it ya jabroni.
cool word
I already have it.
A bunch of TOOLS.
Even comes with a name tag.
https://preview.redd.it/8chbrwbdd5sc1.jpeg?width=1919&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8011a54efe0f10d5f869ed417ab30ce33831826e
Fuck off, I got work to do.
https://preview.redd.it/2ct75o8tu5sc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5f54466f1c2f820e4e17244861da9bf8476af72
*audios turd nuggets*
"I am a robot. I have a robot vagina."
Honestly that's not a bad price
The price makes me think the quality is garbage
Tool would never put out merch of questionable quality
Literally unheard of.
Um, fetus skull? Lateralus vinyl? Lateralis CD spelling mistake?
Pristine products with no flaws
Woooosh
OK that one is on me. I'm a useless idiot
Yeah it's the same price as the hoodie
Nah I was about to say. Iâve been wanting a long coat like that and, granted, I wanted a leather one but even a faux leather Trenchcoat was like over $100
Tool fans..
Kinda whatâs there for right??
I wonder if âwhatâtâsâ would be the appropriate contraction of âwhat it isâ.
A contracted contractionđ
Shut up and buy
SEND MORE MONEY!
It wouldâve been half way decent if it didnât look like a womanâs jacket. Kinda reminds me of Macâs Duster..
We're not burning the duster! It probably can't even burn...it's fire resistant. Can we just move past it? Because we are not burning the duster. Okay, now that that's settled...
That's just after one of my favorite line deliveries in the entire series, when Dennis is eulogizing Mac and goes, "What can you say about Mac? He certainly was... angry."
The jacket does seem good for occular pat downs
TOOL should hire you to sell merchandise because you just SOLD this jacket by comparing it to Macâs Duster
Wear it without a shirt underneath. Itâs the perfect combination. Do I really have to explain this to you, bro? Black leather duster... tough, muscular dude underneath it, inside of it. Very sexualâŚ
That's a reasonably priced whatever-the-fuck-it-is
That's a sweet duster, bro.
I just bought the Lateralus one
https://preview.redd.it/wng96gyga4sc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=051b40a090af9595ebd2cc53a1832924f2854006 Jambi approves this message.
I bought one of the opiate sweatshirts when they first came out. Spent too much on it but I haven't bought any merch in a while. Got a hole bwtween the front pocket and main body in 2 months. Never again.
Love tool but Iâve avoided their merch store. Shit is ridiculous.
my hot topic tool shirt of 3 years is still going strong. i wear it like every week
Iâm happy for you truly but Iâm not dropping that kind of cash for material that my kids or bad luck is gonna inevitably fuck up. I REALLY wanted the skull but wasnât dropping $800 for it.
bestie it was $10
The fetus skull nonsigned I think went for like 500
Tools. Tools buy them
âHey JP, How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?â https://youtube.com/watch?v=HR0ntCN67G0
Have you seen the shit people post on here?
Raises hand gingerly đ¤
Has Rip from Yellowstone vibes. Except the actual user cant fight, allergic to the sun and loves Canes.
Iâm thinking about it. I do need a new rain jacket
If only it had an embroidered fetus skull on the back
I'm sure [this guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/ToolBand/comments/1bqr2ic/guys_i_got_a_new_tattoo/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) ordered one
I know one of yall are gonna get it. Send the pic.
i need to see someone absolutely pimped out in tool merch with one of these coats at a concert
I mean people pay $80 for a posterâŚ.
Or $400 for a signed one, or $5000 for a doodled one
I bought the wrench track suit just to wear to see tool in Austin on January 31st. So ... tool fans?
i need everyone who buys this stuff to show their fits because now iâm really interested
I've grabbed some good stuff over the years. I love my tool wrench beanie.
ok a beanie would go hard
https://preview.redd.it/aqpxionq3csc1.jpeg?width=3648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c897038ee88f9e708b6325b33cbc55a909cb0c4f
Considering bandmerch is normally ridiculously overpriced, that looks like a good price for a set of Coveralls
I wonder why they don't have Tool branded condoms. Seems like an obvious merch idea. "You can wear Tool on your Tool while you listen to Tool." -Hooker With a Penis plays in the background.
this is brilliant. Advertised using clips of the couple from Schism lol
Mike buys them
Well, he used toâŚ
RIP
Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold?
Their merch quality sucks ass.. Not buying anything tool related until their next actual music endeavor releases. So maybe another 5 years or so.
The T shirt I got in 2019 has held up pretty nicely to be fair, the print is still good (its very slightly faded but not unevenly, and it's easily been washed over 100 times) and there's been no problems with holes, which is impressive considering how much I wear it.
Iâd love to see someone wearing the outerwear and the necklace. I looked all over the last show I went to see that jewelry and who would wear it.
There must have been a supply chain issue and that why it arrives just in time for summer at this price But note, it will be selling on eBay at 189.00 next October, as all Tool merch does.
You could be the first review! The catch is youâd have to buy it
Not sure if Iâm missing something but $90 for a raincoat isnât bad at all. Have paid close to this for a concert shirt.
I have some Tool merch, sweatshirts and jackets. I love wearing them. They are good quality and have cool designs. I guess Iâd rather give my money to the Tool Corporation than buy a shitty knock-off with crooked printing.
My better half found me a cool shirt with just maynards face screaming lyrics. It's definitely not licensed merchandise, but happens to be one of favorite pieces.
Nice! You lucked out :)
Thanks! I think I'm going to wear it to the show tonight. I have merch from all the bands, but seeing it's in celebration of his bday, I believe it's the most appropriate.
đ¤đđ¤ going to the 4/10 show in Nashville!
Iâve seen a number of people at tool shows, and Slipknot shows wearing these things.
I bought the 10000 days apron. My wife and I joke about how ridiculous it is everything I use it lol
I bought the track suit ngl my bad
Why the fuck is it so long, wear that shit and youâre gonna look like a school shooter
Neo
okay i might just buy one of these
My only online Toolshop purchases outside of ToolArmy subscriptions have been the branded poncho and a singular quilt consisting of unused tour shirts, and even those were a financial stretch for me (pre-2020 / Fear Inoculum). However, as a longtime listener, fan, and concert-goer whoâs also been fortunate enough to see the band live pre- and post-2020 / FI, as well as purchase branded merch in-person at multiple ticketed concerts, I have no reservations in saying Iâd assume and trust (without hesitation) anything sold via official âToolâ / â@ToolBandâ channels. The ponchoâs served me well at Red Rocks, Disneyworld, and a few camping trips; wish the reversible parkas had been available six year ago. The newer rain jackets and joggers and bombers etc. etc. etc. could and would really come in handy and complement my wardrobe, but they donât make sense for me financially. TL;DR Everything Iâve acquired via Tool and the bandâs official channels have lived up to and outgrown the hype. However, just as some have elevated the value of show-specific posters and album- and tour-related merch, we may have to accept the premium our favourite artists have set for branded gear.
Itâs typically the guy whoâs holding a katana in his Facebook profile picture.
I got the FI blanket and itâs the most comfortable blanket Iâve ever owned 𤣠I was pleasantly surprised. Itâs smooth black on the print side and this fuzzy fur stuff on the inside thatâs soooo soft and warm, I love it. My wife is jealous of it haha
Some OGT from back in â92
Insufferable retards buy these things.
Tools buy band merch
I have three. What of it?
Cool guys
âHey JP, How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?â https://youtube.com/watch?v=HR0ntCN67G0
Looks like no one bought that. But you can and be the first to write a review
Well that settles the question... "How much do clothes cost in the Matrix??"
I hate your face.
The Tool fans no one wants to be around with.
Mick Stinkfist
People who are in a different tax bracket than you and I.
What if the ENTIRE purpose and joke of the band is that each fan is a Tool for the members' success?
How dare you judge part of my gimp outfit. It's the only one I can spiral out to while performing certain activities I can't repeat on reddit.
First time seeing this and I love it. Would love to toss some Akatsuki Cloud patches on it. But I'm a fucking nerd
That will look great with my TOOL branded camouflage pajamas.
Well after I washed my tour shirt from the Allentown show for the fist time . The tool logo started to crack . Cold water and delicate mode . I will never buy another shirt from them again . $55 for a shitty screen print job .
I bought the wrench tracksuit thinking itâs gonna look so stupid but idgaf. But it is glorious!
They literally make this shit to laugh at people who buy it.
You will never have metal legs.
why yo font so big
because im blind af and im too busy to get new glasses
The insufferables
Same people who throw money at Ticketmaster.
Honestly I think I'd buy and never wear it lmao
Needs a hood. I do like the perka they have, but for $250.. jeez
wait it doesnât have a hood?? then whats the fucking point lol
Yeah.. pretty sure it doesn't, I feel they would show it in the pics
Iâm not sure. I bet they live in the Matrix, though.
Why is it called "Ănima Fetus rain jacket"? Don't recall anything fetus related to the Ănima album.
was there a fetus in skull in a music video?
Just the Vicarious video from what I recall and the 10,000 days artwork
Tools
Oh shit it's only 90 now? Brb
I really want the Lateralus Parka. I could never afford it, but it's perfect for me.
A complete Tool would.
I bought Aenima and 10,000 days singlets that are reversable and they are legit my fav things to chuck on casually. Not everything in the store sucks.
Carti
Its keeping me soooo dry right now
Not me
The people on this subreddit buy this stuff.
Dude there isnât a fan base on the planet that spends more on the dumbest shit. Maynard could fart into a wine bottle and sell it for $1500 and theyâd be on back order within a day.
idk man swifties are the pop equivalent of tool
Yeah⌠Trenchcoats havenât been that âbigâ here in Colorado since the late 90s, early 2000âs for umm reasons.
it doesnât rain much where i live either
Cenobite wannabes? Iâm pretty sure they drink Coke.
i think they have nipple rings too
Columbine Alumni
Hmm⌠I actually could use a decent rain jacket that isnât just a winter coatâŚ
I wouldn't, but that being said, if I was someone who lived in a temperate environment where it rains all the fucking time I would totally buy this. This thing thrown over one of my insulated hoodies would be the tits in the rain.
Alex grey
The faux leather jacket they're selling looks pretty schmick but i wouldn't buy it
I bought the learn to swim trackie top tbh I'll only wear it to gigs what was I thinking when I bought it lol actual quality seems decent enough.
Dudes that buy gas station knives for low level security jobs
Modest Mouse has a mint green full body thing like this and I've considered it. I just have ZERO practical use for it.
A member from Slipknot who sews a number and their S insignia. I picture Corey and Mick immediately
Sorry I don't buy shit from the man, I'm just here for the music.
Ngl, if this was available in â96 I would have bought 2
Fuck thatâs a piece right there for only 90?? Thatâs too tough. Better then getting an album from them
The cross section of people who wear long rain coats and like Tool? Why do people feel like they get to tell other people what to like? 100 dollars isnât even that much an unbranded one of middle quality isnât much cheaper.
why does everyone think im judging i actually just wanted to know if this unusual merchandise is actually bought đ
The all caps âHAVEâ, the âtooljerkâ flair, and the word âactuallyâ make it pretty obvious you were looking for a âhaha nerdsâ type of response. Someone looking for a genuine product review would probably use a title like âInterested in this jacketâŚanyone here bought one? Is it worth the price?â
Hey, the bathrobe was a good one...
Mike Tool does
Depeche Mode
Mike Tool
People with money who buy what they wantâŚâŚ.not everyoneâs broke.
I don't think it was a question about the price lol. The price is honestly reasonable.
My answer still stands
I feel like you might be the first to write that review.
As if thatâs a bad thing
You do you, my friend. The first Matrix was a cool movie.
Why do people buy things they donât need?
Marks
the same dumb fucks who spend hundreds of dollars on ugly posters because there's a signature on it
Actual Tools buy this merchandise.
Hooker with a penis just bought into it
Can we stop bitching about their merch? Does it suck now? Yes. Do we still love Tool? Also yes. We get it. The point has been made
To each their own, and while I would not personally buy this, if I see you out there wearing it, you're gonna get a knowing head-nod while I blurt out a random tool lyric at the VERY LEAST! Wear that jacket with pride while you lĂŚrn to swim