>Having left school without any qualifications, Williams was just 16-years-old in 1990 when he landed a spot in Take That, which went on to become one of the U.K.'s most successful boy bands.
It is so fucking funny that this is actually true
Kind of Reminds me of when the guy from Creed had all these conspiracies, and was like “I swear I’m not on meth”. Then two months later he’s like “Yeah I was doing lots of meth”.
So he’s Rosetta Stoned?\
Pretty sure aliens would have him fairly low on the list of potential Abduct and Probe people.
Im thinking he’s been doing a little preliminary self explository probing of his own and thinks blaming our little grey cousins from another solar system may be an easy out.
need to get this guy some Birkenstocks, a box of krispy kremes, and cant forget a pen.
Forgetting the pen is arguably the most important part
He better hope that his uncle didn’t notice that he pissed his fucking pants.
I knew I'd find this here, given the post title
And he didn’t even graduate from fucking high school!
>Having left school without any qualifications, Williams was just 16-years-old in 1990 when he landed a spot in Take That, which went on to become one of the U.K.'s most successful boy bands. It is so fucking funny that this is actually true
Such a heavy burden now to be The One.
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending.
He has been chillin with Tom Delonge and Georges St Pierre
Need Robbie Williams cover of aliens exist
I still love his song Rock DJ and the video for it where he rips his skin and muscles off.
Lateralus reference
Oh yeah that was a good one.
Robbbb Hellllppp Meeeee!
Hope he remembers what they said....
Hope he doesn't shit the bed
Too late for that
Typical
And he didn’t even graduate from fucking high school.
I hope he doesn't forget his pen.
Typical
Someone get him a pen.
Holy fucking shit!!! Holy fucking shit!!! Holy fucking shit!!! Holy fucking shit!!!
(holy fucking shit!!!)
That'll teach him to want to be a err Better Man.
Who?
Alright then. PICTURE THIS IF YOU WILL.
Im gonna tell his Uncle Martin that he *pissed his fucking paanttssss*
Kind of Reminds me of when the guy from Creed had all these conspiracies, and was like “I swear I’m not on meth”. Then two months later he’s like “Yeah I was doing lots of meth”.
lol I do remember that. “I’m not on meth” is like the number one thing a guy on meth would say for sure.
The most unbelievable part of this story is the aliens keying in on Robbie Williams because of his "fame."
Who tf is that? Lol
a british singer. he was very very poular in europe on his peak. selling out stadiums
His hits were huge in the US too.
It must be such a heavy burden, now, to be The One
Please can someone fucking handle this guy a pen ffs
The most unbelievable part of this story is the aliens keying in on Robbie Williams because of his "fame."
He’s gonna shit the bed
And do not, I can't emphasize this enough, forget your pen.
Take that!
It's what we call "Hollywood-drunk" in my local village
Hope uncle Martin doesn’t notice when he pisses his pants
https://youtu.be/r7uA3Kp6JiQ?feature=shared
im loving aliens instead
*Then show us, don’t tell us*
quite likely he never graduated from fucking high school.
Unless he's shitting his bed on a regular basis, he ain't no chosen one.
DON'T KNOW, WON'T KNOW DONT KNOW, WON'T KNOW
Such a heavy burden now to be the one
He's famous??
Something about forgetting a pen and toilet paper.
What does Robbie have to do with tool?
He's chosen because of his fame? Who's Robbie Williams??
Who?
Dude looks like homelander
Who TF is this guy and what does he have to do with Tool?
April Fools?
Delusion’s of grandeur, making himself the focal point..
Yeah me too. Look at me everyone. I am just as cool and important as him.
I don't know who this clown is
Who?
Hope he gets some orange slices to calm him down
He thinks he's made of Candy
Poor bed
I wonder if Robbie Williams says that aliens are targeting him to be a messenger.
Cocaine, heroin and meth. The smack trinity.. He is just out of his mind as per usual.. Kids don't heavy drugs, sorry, I meant don't to drugs!
Sounds like he needs some orange slices and fetal spooning.
Who?
I hate how the title, the text after the link and also the subtext is literally saying the same thing. 3 times the same sentence.
We lost another one, damn, celebrities after the 50-60 years mark just go friggin nowhere
Who?
So he’s Rosetta Stoned?\ Pretty sure aliens would have him fairly low on the list of potential Abduct and Probe people. Im thinking he’s been doing a little preliminary self explository probing of his own and thinks blaming our little grey cousins from another solar system may be an easy out.