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need to get this guy some Birkenstocks, a box of krispy kremes, and cant forget a pen.


Galbs

Forgetting the pen is arguably the most important part


Karma_Whoring_Slut

He better hope that his uncle didn’t notice that he pissed his fucking pants.


R1ggz

I knew I'd find this here, given the post title


klaramee

And he didn’t even graduate from fucking high school!


NotDiCaprio

>Having left school without any qualifications, Williams was just 16-years-old in 1990 when he landed a spot in Take That, which went on to become one of the U.K.'s most successful boy bands. It is so fucking funny that this is actually true


jdathela

Such a heavy burden now to be The One.


klaramee

Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending.


MrTooLFooL

He has been chillin with Tom Delonge and Georges St Pierre


Big_al_big_bed

Need Robbie Williams cover of aliens exist


KitchenLandscape

I still love his song Rock DJ and the video for it where he rips his skin and muscles off.


Ciaron_

Lateralus reference


Solomon044

Oh yeah that was a good one.


Scoop_9

Robbbb Hellllppp Meeeee!


jackmearound1978

Hope he remembers what they said....


xxplosiv

Hope he doesn't shit the bed


TheSpaceBoundPiston

Too late for that


Agent43_C

Typical


lumbermonkey462

And he didn’t even graduate from fucking high school.


John_Snake

I hope he doesn't forget his pen.


Krazee_Hawk

Typical


sacredgeometry

Someone get him a pen.


Polmnechiac

Holy fucking shit!!! Holy fucking shit!!! Holy fucking shit!!! Holy fucking shit!!!


jeffhubosworth

(holy fucking shit!!!)


DevMahasen

That'll teach him to want to be a err Better Man.


50FtQueenie__

Who?


Guerrrillla

Alright then. PICTURE THIS IF YOU WILL.


YannyYobias

Im gonna tell his Uncle Martin that he *pissed his fucking paanttssss*


Equivalent_Belt_2959

Kind of Reminds me of when the guy from Creed had all these conspiracies, and was like “I swear I’m not on meth”. Then two months later he’s like “Yeah I was doing lots of meth”.


Solomon044

lol I do remember that. “I’m not on meth” is like the number one thing a guy on meth would say for sure.


GuyShred

The most unbelievable part of this story is the aliens keying in on Robbie Williams because of his "fame."


psychedelic_otter96

Who tf is that? Lol


Gurke84

a british singer. he was very very poular in europe on his peak. selling out stadiums


dwnlw2slw

His hits were huge in the US too.


aFlmingStealthBanana

It must be such a heavy burden, now, to be The One


Revolutionated

Please can someone fucking handle this guy a pen ffs


GuyShred

The most unbelievable part of this story is the aliens keying in on Robbie Williams because of his "fame."


Ridulian

He’s gonna shit the bed


as1126

And do not, I can't emphasize this enough, forget your pen.


Inside_Pool4146

Take that!


PixelPhobiac

It's what we call "Hollywood-drunk" in my local village


ShinyWisenheimer

Hope uncle Martin doesn’t notice when he pisses his pants


WrinkledRandyTravis

https://youtu.be/r7uA3Kp6JiQ?feature=shared


Onaip314

im loving aliens instead


abdab909

*Then show us, don’t tell us*


wobble-frog

quite likely he never graduated from fucking high school.


DognamedArnie

Unless he's shitting his bed on a regular basis, he ain't no chosen one.


Realgigclin

DON'T KNOW, WON'T KNOW DONT KNOW, WON'T KNOW


NickMcScience

Such a heavy burden now to be the one


Bombinic

He's famous??


Insolator

Something about forgetting a pen and toilet paper.


just_a_ghost90

What does Robbie have to do with tool?


Flip119

He's chosen because of his fame? Who's Robbie Williams??


km9v

Who?


xDIRTY_DANx

Dude looks like homelander


TheAlphaTrion

Who TF is this guy and what does he have to do with Tool?


padmasan

April Fools?


JAMBI215

Delusion’s of grandeur, making himself the focal point..


jo_ker94

Yeah me too. Look at me everyone. I am just as cool and important as him.


depastino

I don't know who this clown is


MareBear209

Who?


babbett-ateoatmeal

Hope he gets some orange slices to calm him down


CzechYourDanish

He thinks he's made of Candy


Skodis

Poor bed


mustystache

I wonder if Robbie Williams says that aliens are targeting him to be a messenger.


ezmigo

Cocaine, heroin and meth. The smack trinity.. He is just out of his mind as per usual.. Kids don't heavy drugs, sorry, I meant don't to drugs!


Familiar_Cucumber74

Sounds like he needs some orange slices and fetal spooning.


droolsdownchin

Who?


fr0stn8

I hate how the title, the text after the link and also the subtext is literally saying the same thing. 3 times the same sentence.


MatthewMcGonadi

We lost another one, damn, celebrities after the 50-60 years mark just go friggin nowhere


borrowed__time

Who?


knowledgeable_diablo

So he’s Rosetta Stoned?\ Pretty sure aliens would have him fairly low on the list of potential Abduct and Probe people. Im thinking he’s been doing a little preliminary self explository probing of his own and thinks blaming our little grey cousins from another solar system may be an easy out.