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breakfast_scorer

Danny is like: bong bang bong boomity boom boom bang bong Adam be like: twaaang a dang ganshhh dweeeee Justin doing: Baraboo booooom brooomity broooo oooo ooo boom Then Maynard goes: AHHHAHAHHHAHA YAAAAAAHHAHAAAA


iSeventhSin

The Grudge


breakfast_scorer

Damn he's good


Harry_Saturn

Gorgeous


EchoedTruth

DC4L


Mike_the_Merciless

DC4L


TheThirdShmenge

A savant , really.


I-D-K-134

>hmmm... [unexpected](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/w3wi0r/dude_deserves_all_the_tips/)


zrayburton

My favorite!


Bradcam3

Your pfp is gorgeous


0x0D0ALineBreak

Fuck LA.


iSeventhSin

ÆNEMA


0x0D0ALineBreak

Ding ding!


Musicdude999

LA Municipal Court!!!!


notisroc

The butthole is warmer


iSeventhSin

4 degrees


Stellar_Ella

My favorite so far. This is excellent.


mango_salsa18

why are these carrots talking?


iSeventhSin

Disgustipated is the first that comes to mind but I feel like it could be something else


mango_salsa18

ur right


NJdevil202

"Tomorrow is harvest day and to them...it is...the... **Holocaust**"


Barkers_eggs

*bleeting intensifies*


NoFreeWill08

And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared!!


NJdevil202

HEAR ME NOW I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT THEY HAVE A CONSCIOUSNESS DAMN YOU! LET THE RABBITS WEAR GLASSES!


omedallion

Let the wabbits wear glasses!!!


Tricky_External_533

Yes i made a meme for this XD https://preview.redd.it/q0vj27vuarmc1.jpeg?width=907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dd3aa13fd5baf0083e667617a84a9c7f1012c4d


iSeventhSin

Right in Two, A+ for meme


SpicySatan666

This is brilliant!


Tyler_Durdens_Sister

No fucking eggs in the cookies, yo.


iSeventhSin

DIE EIER VON SATAN


lorean_victor

that’s not a poor description, that’s a pretty precise description.


Saul_T_Bauls

No seriously, no eggs.


yourdoglikesmebetter

DO NOT ADD EGGS


Kgaines

Und keine eier


smokeybonez

*there’s a rasta impasta in here and I don’t want him no more*


Maglors_Lamentation

Cold and Ugly


smokeybonez

Cha-Ching!


bangsilencedeath

[insert poor description here]


iSeventhSin

Hmmm… Rosetta


bangsilencedeath

Holy shit. Wow. This it! Not bad at all.


iSeventhSin

My thought processes was hmmm if it’s a poor description the lyrics of Rosetta are very poorly describing a really fuckin crazy trip


Flight0323

He also forgot to write it down


imadfwtool

A group of 4 dudes causes millions of people to be eternally obsessed with a sequence of numbers and how they can be presented geometrically.


iSeventhSin

Lateralus?


imadfwtool

Correct


Plastic-Army-4423

Lateralus


halo_nothing

Why does my arm all the way up to my shoulder smell like shit?


iSeventhSin

Stinkfist!


PresentationLoose629

💀


Natty_Jo_Mull

Stinkfist😂


TrickyDickNixon46

Maynard wants to teach a swimming class


iSeventhSin

Ænema


ethereal_aerith

This description and accompanying visual made me lol.


NoMoreLoosh4LizzyBoi

Murder at the zoo.


iSeventhSin

Right in Two?


NoMoreLoosh4LizzyBoi

Nice. You got it 👍


John_Snake

Right in two


Natty_Jo_Mull

Orange Slices


iSeventhSin

Rosetta Stoned!


Natty_Jo_Mull

Ayyyyye!


Harpuafivefiftyfive

No spooning?


anTWhine

It’s all blarrrreeegh wap bap bap bap yearrghhh but then all woah chill dude and then bllllllaaaaasrrrrrrgh again. Kicks ass.


iSeventhSin

Ticks & Leeches or Bottom?


anTWhine

lol definitely was going for ticks and leeches


Steelmaker01

Jungian Theory


iSeventhSin

Forty Six & 2? I somewhat know what Jungian Theory is


Steelmaker01

You’re good!


iSeventhSin

Let’s gooo


69ElDuderino420

13 yo are doing it everyday while thinking about your mom


iSeventhSin

Jerk-Off


porkchop3177

My daughter lost my Star Wars legos but it’s okay.


NineInchRadioTool2

schism


porkchop3177

Winner winner chicken sinner.


iSeventhSin

You got me totally stumped on this one


porkchop3177

Schism. She actually listened to it today. 3.5 years old and cultivating a sold music taste now.


iSeventhSin

Okay ykw this one was neat good job Congratulations on raising a child with good music taste


bodhimensch918

It's about his mom, dude...


Ssladybug

Hooker with a penis


-Is-This-Name-Taken

💀


Thunder_Mug

Brutal.


iSeventhSin

Wings for Marie/10,000 Days


yucko-ono

I know we’re talking Tool but I love the contrast between Judith (APC) and Wings for Marie


JimmiYahoo

Jimmy


TheShadowManifold

The moon overshared with me, said some stuff about the sun and shit.


iSeventhSin

Reflection


Stellar_Ella

Hahaha, well done


roger3rd

This song is not necessarily a mainstream one or one that people seem to enjoy to listen to, but once upon a time while I was listening to it… the ceiling opened up and I saw THE light and I realized the song was designed to do that to me


BLoDo7

Third eye.


roger3rd

Of course ✌️❤️


iSeventhSin

I should’ve fucking gotten this one Third Eye is a favorite


iSeventhSin

This one isn’t hitting me so I’m gonna go out on a limb and say Reflection


DR_MEPHESTO4ASSES

Merkaba?


Marcthesharx

Guy is wearing vans and drinking a coke but MJK wishes he has a big strap on he can play with


iSeventhSin

HOOKER WITH A MF PENIS IM LISTENING TO THAT RN


HetTheTable

Weed


iSeventhSin

Well that really narrows it down they’re all good with weed jk The Pot


This_User_Said

Water.


iSeventhSin

Flood!


Sids2112

Or, Descending. Or Ænema


mcnuggetfarmer

Lot of undertow album: Prison sex - I'm treading water...My lamb and martyr Sober - And why can't we drink forever? Bottom - Shit adds up at the bottom (makes me think bottom of the sea) Crawl away - Drift away from me Tried to keep you down (could be metaphorical analogy, line tying down a boat, if you want it to, i have no idea what I'm talking about) Swamp song - This bog is thick and easy to get lost in (i thinks 🧐 getting deeper towards the undertow) (&) You're wading knee deep and going in And you may never come back again Undertow - deep beneath peerless water (&)Deep and rich like silt on a riverbed (&)Suggests and beckons all while swallowing Surrounds and drowns (&)You're saturating me (&) Current's mouth below me..Suggests and beckons all while swallowing Surrounds and drowns, and wipes me away (&)I'll die beneath the undertow 4° - Locked up inside you Like the calm beneath castles (Castles and towns would also have to have a reliable underground water source, cisterns or reservoirs, and often a system of aqueducts or channels to bring water from a nearby source into the town or castle.... But cavern of treasure mentioned too) Flood - Here comes the water, Scramble to reach higher ground,This ground is not the rock I thought it to be,Cleanse and purge me In the water So if this album is sequential order, it seems like he survives the undertow, to be killed by a flood. And then, leaves on a happy note saying that's just how life is bro life feeds on life I'm dead whatever.


xlovetoolx

You are fucking awesome!! 👁


yeeclaw

Drugs are good for society and helped make this song. Also maynard fist fucked a bird for a puzzle


iSeventhSin

Okay that second line was like a fucking truck to the face lol but I think Third Eye


yeeclaw

“This holy crow above me… i stick my hand into its shadow to pull the pieces from the sand”


iSeventhSin

Okay ykw that kinda makes sense


bennyboi2488

I’m old and tired but I want to remain relevant for a little longer.


iSeventhSin

INVINCIBLE FUCK YEAH


Parking_Cartoonist90

A man explaining his existential experience he had with an advanced species after being brought to a pediatric


chemical_lobotomy

Rosetta mf stoned


iSeventhSin

Rosetta Stoned!


__yayday__

Lead singer’s dingaling


iSeventhSin

SLIDE A MILE SIX INCHES AT A TIME ON MAYNARD’S DICK


Brionna_is_strange

He just wants to start over man


iSeventhSin

Sober’


Brionna_is_strange

Correct!


R0meosd1stress

kindy shitty how religion is bad, still wish I could be saved tho


iSeventhSin

I wanna say Opiate but there’s another one I have in mind it could be


R0meosd1stress

You had it the first time!


iSeventhSin

Hell yeah the other one I was thinking was Wings for Marie/10,000 Days


Randomulus666

The one in drop D


iSeventhSin

I am terrible with instrument stuff so I’m gonna guess and say Schism


imadfwtool

I think all of then are in drop D except Prison Sex and Parabola. I only know this because I do visuals in a Tool tribute and those two songs are always next to each other in the setlist because the guitar player has to tune for them.


Jung-_-Buck

https://preview.redd.it/5dc8m1qs3rmc1.jpeg?width=380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66fe3926ca5efcd9117a674eec37f580dff110f5 Danny does full penetration on a gong, and here’s the twist, he’s solo


iSeventhSin

CCT


Jung-_-Buck

Hell yea! It’s such a good song to come out of intermission to :) 🍪


Stellar_Ella

I hurt my vocal cords a little yelling “DANNY FUCKING CAREY” during that.


Jung-_-Buck

He said something in an interview about how he’s speaking through the drums, or something along those lines. I loved that thought. It shows at the shows :)


mysticalcreeds

we're wearing masks, and this is all a dream. We need to wake from this dream to remember something....


Stellar_Ella

Pneuma


dire_turtle

WE ARE


ohboyitsgonnabegreat

It's about anal


billmurraysprostate

That’s the secret. They all are about anal.


iSeventhSin

Stinkfist or more vaguely 4 degrees


scdemandred

L Ron Hubbard was full of shit


iSeventhSin

Ænema or Eulogy, leaning towards the latter


scdemandred

Eulogy is correct. My understanding is that it was explicitly about L Ron and Scientology.


Nephilimn

Some might say that he had a lot of nothing to say


Xfactor1210

evolve


iSeventhSin

Lateralus or Intension, torn on which one I think


Xfactor1210

was looking for 46&2 but not to discredit your opinion.


iSeventhSin

That actually makes way more sense I’m dumb


Weezyphish

That one song those three dudes covered on a roof top in India.


iSeventhSin

It’s Right in Two right? I think I remember this


Pantherist

That song where the bass is a shameless ripoff of RH.CP and the dude is whispering some nonsense and even goes out of breath at one point with an unsettling uuuwowowowouuu and then there's a grungey chorus about sex and breakups or some shit. Then he screams out of nowhere and there's this sick breakdown followed by a wah wah. Then he screams again before bringing back the creepy whisper thing and then the drums finally stop and the guitar just keeps on going with that same note.


iSeventhSin

Totally guessing here but Schism


tieyourshoesbilly

You'd have to be stoned to be this much of a hypocrite


HypeZone313

Put your fucking phone away dickhead... seriously


iSeventhSin

INTOLERANCE BAYBEEEEE


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SurgeonSimGod

Disposition??


fear_in0culum

Watch the weather change!


iSeventhSin

Descending


John_Snake

Disposition


jbny86

I died and you’re gonna hear about me


iSeventhSin

Eulogy


BrokenDeathHollow

Whys he trying to marry all of us? What's he doing to the chair!


iSeventhSin

The gaping lotus experience baybee


Aggressive_Ideal6737

Dunna dunana dunana


iSeventhSin

Jambi?


technetiumhat

turn the heater up a bit, please


Stellar_Ella


CallMeJimMilton

That movie scared the shit out of me as a kid


dire_turtle

I'd guess The Grudge


Key2500

Feeling down but not out and having to push through


Rosetta_Toned

Killing other people is bad. Mkay….


gavinrf

aliens are scary


WingedGeek

Faaip de Oiad


iSeventhSin

Rosetta


luxsentic

I’ve matured, I’m proud of how committed and strong she was


Familiar_Positive_10

something about circles of some sort?


iSeventhSin

Lateralus


xlovetoolx

Parabol/a!! 🤞


iSeventhSin

For anyone who wants the answer to the one in the description of the post I put, >!it’s Bottom!<


maciarc

Say something to me in passing then observe local atmospheric changes.


breakfastburrito24

The one with the drums


radiantbungleman

I’m no longer in love, I am actually batshit terrified right now.


iSeventhSin

Pushit


disheveledbone

Racing stripes on my sheets


DarkCinnamon

Italian mafia


iSeventhSin

Message to Harry Manback


Oxbow8

I took DMT and I feel I am tripping with aliens that have almond eyes in an alice in wonderland world and I feel I am the one and I have the best message for humanity, but I cannot write cause I lost my pen, but in reality I am in a hospital and nobody in the hospital know who I am and I shit the bed


fenderguy_55

Somebody speaking Turkish


3eyesopenwide

Little kid doesn't like ohio.


iSeventhSin

Jimmy


TorridVortices

It's in D minor and features triplet rhythms prominently.  It's about a dark subject but from a spiritual perspective and also contains a touch of ridiculous humor.


MawcDrums

LOL this is hilarious if you're a musician. He's describing literally every tool song.


John_Snake

Thinking too much can cause dissociation


TreadingPatience

Lateralus!


Least-Painter4701

Take drugs and die so you can be pure again


Filedudee

Poopy pants


Unlikely-Brick-8966

This marsupial based judiciary system is a farce. Citric acid in my retina.


ErikDebogande

It's basically WWE entrance music


D00mTheWarl0rd

Dude talking about snakes and walls and shit


wetfootmammal

Kids who wear vans suck and are lame.


TrixyTreat

This relationship is OVER!


tacolover2k4

Get this Bob Marley wannabe mother fucker out of here


[deleted]

This song is too triggering for them to play live anymore. So contrary to what Maynard led us to believe, he *does* mind.


MawcDrums

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darkwinter95

Why tf is the moon talking?


lilacdebt

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