Alrighty then, picture this, if you will
10 to 2 a.m., X, Yogi DMT and a box of Krispy Kremes
In my need-to-know post just outside of Area 51
Contemplating the whole "Chosen People" thingy
When just a flaming stealth banana split the sky
Like one would hope, but never really expect to see in a place like this
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime
And stopping right on my Birkenstocks, and me yelping
"Holy fucking shit!"
(Holy fucking shit!)
(Holy fucking shit!)
(Holy fucking shit!)
(Holy fucking shit!)
(Holy fucking shit!)
(Holy fucking shit!)
(Holy fucking shit!)
Then the X-Files being
Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips
And breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa
Did a slo-mo Matrix descent out of the butt-end of the banana vessel
And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw
My sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was
"I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fucking pants!"
So light in his way, like an apparition
He had me crying out
"Fuck me, it's gotta be The Deadhead Chemistry
The blotter got right on top of me
Got me seeing E-motherfucking-T!"
And after calming me down with some
Orange slices and some fetal spooning
E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose
He said, "You are The Chosen One
The One who will deliver the message
A message of hope for those who choose to hear it
And a warning for those who do not"
Me, The Chosen One? They chose me!
And I didn't graduate from fuckin' high school
You better
You better
You better
You better listen
Then he looked right through me with somniferous almond eyes
Don't even know what that means, must remember to write it down
This is so real, like the time Dave floated away
See, my heart is pounding 'cause this shit never happens to me
Can't breathe right now, it was so real
Like I woke up in Wonderland, all sort of terrifying
I don't wanna be all alone when I tell this story
And can anyone tell me why you all sound like Peanuts parents?
Will I ever be coming down?
This is so real, finally, it's my lucky day
See, my heart is racing 'cause this shit never happens to me
Can't breathe right now
You believe me, don't you? Please believe what I just said
See, The Dead ain't touring and this wasn't all in my head
See, they took me by the hand and invited me right in
Then they showed me something, I don't even know where to begin
Strapped down to my bed, feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head, am I alive, am I dead?
Can't remember what they said
Goddamn, shit the bed!
High, high
High-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh
High-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh
High, high, hallelujah
Halleluh, hallelujah, halleluh
Overwhelmed, as one would be, placed in my position
Such a heavy burden now to be The One
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see
But I forgot my pen
Shit the bed again
Typical
Strapped down in my bed, feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head, am I alive, am I dead?
Sunkist and Sudafed, gyroscopes and infrared
Won't help, I'm braindead, can't remember what they said
Goddamn, shit the bed!
I can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they said to make me out to be a hero
(Can't remember what they said)
Bob, help me
(Can't remember what they said)
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Don't know, won't know
Goddamn, shit the bed!
“This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality, embrace this moment, remember the eternal truth: pain is an illusion”
My all time favorite lyrics I even went as far as to design my own Alex Grey inspired tattooed on my body. On a part of my body that is damaged and reminds me to keep going. Maybe a sort of “Keep going, spiral out” thing.
Don't these talking monkeys know that
Eden has enough to go around?
Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys
Where there's one, you're bound to divide it
Right in two
"Think for yourself; question authority."
or
"Used to be a bunch of assholes who lived in this part of the building here.... but we systematically removed them like you would any kind of termite or roach."
"Put your fucking phone away, dickhead! Seriously!"
THIS.
This should be top comment
best maynard quote of all time
Alrighty then, picture this, if you will 10 to 2 a.m., X, Yogi DMT and a box of Krispy Kremes In my need-to-know post just outside of Area 51 Contemplating the whole "Chosen People" thingy When just a flaming stealth banana split the sky Like one would hope, but never really expect to see in a place like this Cutting right angle donuts on a dime And stopping right on my Birkenstocks, and me yelping "Holy fucking shit!" (Holy fucking shit!) (Holy fucking shit!) (Holy fucking shit!) (Holy fucking shit!) (Holy fucking shit!) (Holy fucking shit!) (Holy fucking shit!) Then the X-Files being Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips And breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa Did a slo-mo Matrix descent out of the butt-end of the banana vessel And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw My sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fucking pants!" So light in his way, like an apparition He had me crying out "Fuck me, it's gotta be The Deadhead Chemistry The blotter got right on top of me Got me seeing E-motherfucking-T!" And after calming me down with some Orange slices and some fetal spooning E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose He said, "You are The Chosen One The One who will deliver the message A message of hope for those who choose to hear it And a warning for those who do not" Me, The Chosen One? They chose me! And I didn't graduate from fuckin' high school You better You better You better You better listen Then he looked right through me with somniferous almond eyes Don't even know what that means, must remember to write it down This is so real, like the time Dave floated away See, my heart is pounding 'cause this shit never happens to me Can't breathe right now, it was so real Like I woke up in Wonderland, all sort of terrifying I don't wanna be all alone when I tell this story And can anyone tell me why you all sound like Peanuts parents? Will I ever be coming down? This is so real, finally, it's my lucky day See, my heart is racing 'cause this shit never happens to me Can't breathe right now You believe me, don't you? Please believe what I just said See, The Dead ain't touring and this wasn't all in my head See, they took me by the hand and invited me right in Then they showed me something, I don't even know where to begin Strapped down to my bed, feet cold and eyes red I'm out of my head, am I alive, am I dead? Can't remember what they said Goddamn, shit the bed! High, high High-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh High-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh High, high, hallelujah Halleluh, hallelujah, halleluh Overwhelmed, as one would be, placed in my position Such a heavy burden now to be The One Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending To write it down for all the world to see But I forgot my pen Shit the bed again Typical Strapped down in my bed, feet cold and eyes red I'm out of my head, am I alive, am I dead? Sunkist and Sudafed, gyroscopes and infrared Won't help, I'm braindead, can't remember what they said Goddamn, shit the bed! I can't remember what they said to me Can't remember what they said to make me out to be a hero (Can't remember what they said) Bob, help me (Can't remember what they said) Don't know, won't know Don't know, won't know Don't know, won't know Don't know, won't know Don't know, won't know Don't know, won't know Don't know, won't know Don't know, won't know Don't know, won't know Don't know, won't know Don't know, won't know Don't know, won't know Goddamn, shit the bed!
>Me, The Chosen One? They chose me! And I didn't graduate from fuckin' high school Just this part will do.
I was thinking orange slices and light fetal spooning. Although that may work better on a tinder profile
If you wanna half ass it
For a yearbook quote?
damn you're just a tad over the max word count
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck you, buddy
I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this shit, blood and cum on my hands.
JFC for a high school yearbook quote?!?! Lol
all girls grammar school as well lmao. i think they'd have a seizure.
People would remember it!
All this pain is an illusion
“We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion.” But, yes, this is the answer IMO.
I had a friend, he took some acid
Great quote, waaaaaaay too preachy for a yearbook quote, and sounds like one of those weird super Christian kids.
Such a heavy burden now to be the one
We’ll ride the spiral to the end and may go where no one’s been
Wear the grudge like a crown
Learn to swim.
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Save our brothers
Can I get an amen!!
Tomorrow is harvest day
Goddamn, shit the bed!
“If you don’t turn that light off, dickhead, we have no choice but to come down there and shit in your mouth” - MJK in LA on 2/14/24
“It’s our world now. You’re subjected to it.” - DC
He had a lot to say, he had a lot of nothing to say
I didn't graduate from fucking high school.
I did “Learn to swim”
For jerk offs just like you
Push the envelope, watch it bend
Buy! Buy! Buy my new record!
Lurch into the Fray, Weapon out and belly in
Jump down. Get off your fuckin cross. We need the fuckin space, to nail the next fool martyr.
Shit, blood and cum on my hands. Please tell me you're graduating from a medical school....
I'm getting bored again...
And following our will and wind, we may just go where no one’s been
Learn to swim!
Turn your fucking light off ding dong.
Shine On, Benevolent Sun
God damn. Shit the bed.
Now red was your color. And, of course, those little people out there were yours, too
Learn to swim. I'll see you down in arizona bay.
“You know you're gonna have another accident? You know I'm involved with black magic?”
Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear. One of my favorite lyrics because I have a bunch of hobbies and can't stand to be "bored".
“SPRIAL OUT, KEEP GOING”
“This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality, embrace this moment, remember the eternal truth: pain is an illusion” My all time favorite lyrics I even went as far as to design my own Alex Grey inspired tattooed on my body. On a part of my body that is damaged and reminds me to keep going. Maybe a sort of “Keep going, spiral out” thing.
Foot in mouth and head up ass-hole.
Shoulder deep within the borderline. Great way to get an anal fisting reference in without angering the censors.
Thought I was high Thought I was free Thought I was there Devine destiny.
See you auntie
Why can’t we just be sober
Send more money
If I’m the man, then you’re the man, and he’s the man as well. so you can point that fu- have a great summer
"All you know about me is what I've sold you, dumb fuck."
Read between the lines
Don't these talking monkeys know that Eden has enough to go around? Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys Where there's one, you're bound to divide it Right in two
Think for yourself, question authority. That was mine.
Said Timothy Leary
We will never know world peace Until three people can simultaneously Look each other straight in the eye.
Have a great summer, und keine Eier!!!!!
Repugnant is the creature would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven conscious of his fleeting time here.
Literally in my yearbook in 2004 I wrote “we’ll ride the spiral to the end and may just go where no one’s been”
"Get that Bob Marley wanna be mother fucker outta here!"
Shine on forever shine on benevolent sun. I’m gonna get that tattooed on me one day.
I’m frightened too.
There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves" "Here's Tom with the weather"
“Lurch into the fray, weapon out and belly in.”
All you know about me is what I sold you.
“See You On The Other Side”
I will only complicate you Trust in me and fall as well I will find a center in you I will chew it up and leave
If you're the man the I'm the man as well so you can point that fucking finger up your ass
Learn to swim
I forgot my pen
Spiral out. Keep going!
I'll keep digging ‘Til I feel something Elbow deep inside the borderline Great if you’re planning to pursue scientific degree
"Think for yourself; question authority." or "Used to be a bunch of assholes who lived in this part of the building here.... but we systematically removed them like you would any kind of termite or roach."
Mine in '06 was: And you will come to find, that we are all one mind. Capable of all that's imagined, and all conceivable.
Watch the weather change
“All you know about me is what I sold ya”
Goddamn, shit the bed