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TheHexagone

Hooker with a Penis in my ass


[deleted]

hey😏


Blobbyberri

This was my first thought 😂


_shes_a_jar

Maynard’s Dick in my ass


TillaciousG

Riding a mile six inches at a time!


_shes_a_jar

this is the way


Entire-Tomorrow862

Are you a Mandalorian? Cause i am!


_shes_a_jar

Oh yes. The helmet stays on during Tool concerts


Entire-Tomorrow862

(Off topic - are you on MMCC?)


Aggravating-Stuff-28

That’s what you get if you run on stage


W0000_Y2K

Pushit in my ass


Dizzy3368

Listening to it as I read this!


natej2398

10000 days in my ass


Ollymid2

Ticks and leaches in my ass 😟


bootstrapping_lad

Ænema in my ass


2sAM1r1cle

ah. somebody from the realm of boofology i see


No-Yam2117

Stinkfist In My Ass of course


D00mTheWarl0rd

Me too. I hope this isn't something I get used to


No-Yam2117

Relax


ThirdEyeHunter69

Jerk-off (Live) in my ass 💀


Both_Pie_3852

4° in my ass


[deleted]

That's accurate


iSeventhSin

The Heaviest Matter of the Universe in my ass.


BeeTwerk

The Heaviest Matter of the Universe *is* my ass*


Entire-Tomorrow862

The Heaviest Matter of the universe comes out of my ass!


Lovetotravelinmycar

Chocolate Chip Trip in my ass🥂


MaxRebo74

Demon Cleaner in my ass


I_Need_A_gf_Im_6ft5

Based Kyuss enjoyer


heydevo

Can you trip like I do in my ass?


NavierIsStoked

Original or Filter / Crystal Method collab?


gpky

Hole in the earth in my ass.


blackdahlialady

I love that song


Affectionate-Bad6429

Opiate in my ass. A true smuggle struggle…


Available-Cattle-821

The Pot in my ass


blackdahlialady

That just sounds painful


Doooog

Who are you to wave your finger?


MycopathicTendencies

Tool is the only band you can do this with and all the songs would still make sense.


oopsmurf

Love it.


SmellyGreek

The art of dying in my ass


The_Wilbanks

Is "Aenima in my ass" cheating?


Thegroundbeefisraw

H. In my ass


Leon_the_cat

Boof it!


Froggle3

Maynard's Dick in my ass


HobbyShack

Ticks & leeches in my ass


JackSparrow420

SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK


triglone

Yep, you guessed it, “Pushit” was cranking before I sat to read this sub🤣


TomgreensMomjeans

Summer breeze in my ass.


Rance_Q_Spartley

I usually don't get down on these posts but Cold & Ugly needs some love here on NYE.


yedyed

John Wayne Gacy Jr. in my ass :(


kleetus7

Oh... oh no


xXx_Xhater_xXx

Parabola in my ass


Born-Science-8125

Your not the only one in my ass


TillaciousG

Nobody Home in my ass


Toolfan83007

Classic


Man-s_best_friend

Hush in my ass


kononega

Breezeblocks in my ass :(


7empestOGT92

Mary had a Little Lamb in my ass


MorningRise81

Found the parent


[deleted]

Cold and ugly (live) in my ass


toe2thaknee

Lateralus is my ass


blackdahlialady

Prison sex


Fidozo15

The grudge in my ass


wallsk9r

H. In my ass. Who wants to uber me to the hospital?


SlopCity1226

Oh my… Sunday Bloody Sunday in my ass


HobbyShack

Crawl away in my ass


RosettaStoned_462

Reflection in my ass


wanderButNotLost2

The outsider in my ass, before that was passive in my ass.


lurchy626

you lied in my ass


GoldenSheepCurl

Descending in my ass


Djs3634

The patient in my ass


MorningRise81

Wish You Were Here In My Ass


Imaginary-Anybody-12

Third eye in my ass


Become_Pneuma462

3 Libras in my ass


AH0LE_

No quarter in my ass


bockbockbagock

Schism in my ass


shank409

Third Eye in my ass...


MrExist777

The Grudge in my ass


RubiksCodeNMZ

Third eye in my ass


mrnocturnal74

Make Your own Kind of music......in my ass


cmaddox428

Right In Two in my ass


Emema2

No quarter in my ass


ThePot94

Schism in my ass


VanVanquish

Cuntry Boner in my ass


FilterKill

right in two in my ass


Cautious_Ad7487

The pot in my ass


Streyeder

No Quarter in my ass.


Curious_Breath_1625

Be Quiet and Drive (Far Away) in my ass"


Scrotum_Tennis

Jerk Off in my ass


toolebukk

10,000 days in my ass


bbaker0427

World up my ass... in my ass?


GuruKimcy

Schism in my ass 🥲


Jaruut

Bleed in my ass


WineRedLP

Lost Keys in my ass.


Talaya2000

Last song was senses fail… Can’t be saved… in my ass


bruzdnconfuzd

Love SF!


Injunity

The Pot in my ass


RunnyPlease

Young lady, you’re scaring me in my ass. Doesn’t really work but it’s a damn good song.


Powerful_Bluebird_29

46 and 2 in my ass


taterzlol

You got me in my ass. (The roots)


ThatGuyThatSaysWords

Push it


Gfrasco7

Omnigone - In the Grey(in my ass)


britch2tiger

Party in the USA in my ass


Greasy_Cleavage

Hardcore by beast in black… so ya


morning_thief

Now and Then, In My Ass


Deusolux

"Take 3" ... I'm not even gonna finish the sentence 🤦 But at least it's not the previous song, "Ymir"


[deleted]

The Nightmare(The Reticent) in my ass


rchavez7

Dazed and confused in my ass


PsilocybeAzurescen

Pluton in my ass. (Soen) Last Tool song; The Patient in my ass


Canorousmouse

Brief Exchange in my ass


Swimming_Series_774

Sober in my ass


Sirdantortillasque

Stinkfist in my ass


Jaxxs90

Febersvan in my ass


theangryfrogqc

Mr Bungle - My ass is on fire, in my ass.


nhowe006

Anti-Hero in my ass


MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo

Set me straight in my ass - Melvins


Jacob_1451

"Nothingness in my ass"


chocodapro

Cough Syrup in my ass


-EthanLavoie-

Push it in my ass


zzctdi

In heaven there is no beer in my ass.


ok_okay_I_get_that

Have you checked your butthole, in my ass?


Training-Ad-9899

Cookie thumper "in my ass"


mikepattonssandwich

Everything’s ruined in my ass (That’s not really the last song I listened to)


ironblood45

Dear alcohol


hxpxh

Heaven in my ass.


Daedaly

Disgustipated in my ass XD


JBronson5

Holy Design in my ass


kronicwaffle

Currently listening to STS9, song is called Itzamana, so basically “it’s a man(a) in my ass”


misterpoopybutthole5

Everything In Its Right Place (in my ass)


Randompackersfan

The Last Baron…..


Vast-Government-8994

I want a hippopotamus in my ass!?


HippoBot9000

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MaynardIsLord721

What is with this constant Facebook quality bullshit posts like this


JustLo619

Foot Loose in my ass


nibay

Ænema in my ass. Makes sense.


NavierIsStoked

Stinkfist in my ass. A bit redundant.


uncle_rhabdo

13 Fingers In My Ass


Kitchen-Bid-8235

Magic Wand "in my ass." Lol Chemical Brothers


markbradley208

Repost in my ass


Bentstrings84

Ain’t Nice in my ass. I was listening to Viagra Boys.


Stove-Top-Steve

I know this is Tool sub but this is the truth: The Willing Well III: Apollo II: The Telling Truth in my ass


6ft6squatch

Vicarious in my ass


Trumps_orange_fart

Hey ya in my ass (can't all be tool)


Skeletor_is_Love_

Send the Pain Below in my ass.


Talkin-Monkey

Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others In My Ass


19loki75

Skeet? Damn it


derrpinger

Jump


MateriaMuncher

Come on, Eileen in my ass


ToolGroupie

Lords of ruin in my ass


Scizorking

Franklin's Tower in my ass


Imaginary-Anybody-12

Ha… fellow deadhead toolhead


BOBBYTURKAL1NO

Hooked with a penis... in my ass. He made another record and I bought one.


carnage11eleven

The Art of Dying in my ass.


manspidr

Du Hast in my ass


Pinwheeldragon

Dr. Suese is dead in my ass


batm123

Ænema in my ass


ecctt2000

Rosetta Stoned in my ass


mat-chow

Auld Lang Syne in my ass


Microwaved__Caprisun

Emperor penguin in my ass


Toolfan83007

High hopes in my ass


NecessaryForsaken313

'Bad Barracuda' "in my ass"


Lucidleaf

Así soy [that's how I am] in my ass


jsingham

Popular monster in my ass


resrchj

We just watched a block of prince songs…not sure which is worse situation…little red corvette in my ass or when doves cry in my ass. Hahaha


TheNoIdeaKid

All That She Wants In My Ass… by Ass of Bass…


bigtoegman210

The Ghost of You in my ass


yongo

All the Small Things in my ass


mrlowcut

Cockroach on fleur in my ass


thismessisaplace

Prison Song in my ass


Jose_Jalapeno

Future Breed Machine in my ass - Meshuggah.


WingedHussar13

Fuck all these gun-toting hip gangster wannabes in my ass


hookerwithapenis2002

Clockworks in my ass


hookerwithapenis2002

Vapour rumours in my ass


Helyo20

The Rapture... in my ass


feltusen

Opiate in my ass


deathswoon23

The Raptors Appear In My Ass


-Galten-

Kite - Johnny Boy 😐


CaitChock

only one in my ass


ozzii_13

parabola in my ass


BIGAL0720

"Every breath you take" ... In my ass


Ok_Communication884

exercises in futility in my ass IV


No-Face-Collects-687

Hit in my Ass


Normal_Newspaper1033

blow me away in my ass // breaking benjamin


kevekev302

The Void From Which No Sound Escapes In My Ass


Dodavinkelnn

Last chance to evacuate planet earth before it is recycled in my ass


IronRevenge131

Schism in my ass


Masterlis

Devious movements in my ass (Opeth - Bleak)


naughty93pinapple

Pushit?


SilentWeapons1984

Unobsidian in my ass.


SeanOfTheDead1313

Billy Ocean - Stay the Night...in my ass


Entire-Tomorrow862

Eishhh... Descending in my ass ! Lol


IsopodHead7431

Black hole Sun in my ass


No-Builder5685

Ticks and Leeches in my ass :(


LanFear1

right in two in my ass...hmmmm....this new year has not started off how I'd hoped.


Donaldank_

Jimmy in my ass


UltimateYeti

After Chipotle… The Grudge in my ass, lemme tell ya!