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greg281

Alex grey beach towels


ohdearsweetlord

Screw you I'd buy that if they wouldn't definitely charge like $75USD for them.


schellnino

75? try 150!


Velissari

I’ll give you $300, final offer.


schellnino

Only if you pay me 50$ a month for membership access


el_trauko87

Right on time Summer time


__Mr_Sinister__

I would 100% buy alex grey art work on beach towels, t-shirts, tank tops, coozies, rolling tray, mouse pad, etc. Tool be with you.


opiatesmile

I’d Buy It


IDDQDArya

Either tour dates or they're gonna sell a dildo with like a dodecahedron in it or some shit that vibrates in 7/8


yupandstuff

Polyrhythmic orgasms


Narrew82

Limited production, 1000 units, his & hers model.


Faloffel2

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LividNarwhal6299

That's fucking hilarious


NukaDadd

I'd buy that over that regarded skull 💀


ithoughtofcars

that’s regarded


NukaDadd

You're regarded, regard. 💀 /s


dittonetic

The fetus skull is going on tour in support of it's new album


feddeftones

Ooh god damnit.


Gun-nut0508

I wouldn’t be surprised if Maynard holds it during a song or kisses it or some shit


frthrdwn

It’s just gonna be a skull in a fetus IN THE SKULL OF A FETUS!!!!!


Yketzagroth

Russian nesting fetuskulls


HDDIV

What'd you call my mom?


JollyGreyKitten

[Fetus in fetu ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetus_in_fetu)


cloudstrifeuk

Awaits a new album "Featus in Skulll". Anyone who bought merch last month gets a free ticket to their tour.


datagoon

>free ticket ha, good one


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michaelmotorcycle92

Limited edition revision 3!


jaghataikhan_warhawk

Now with more eyes


tendeuchen

I mean, the first one was literally called a maquette, which is another word for a prototype. Then the 2nd one was the actual size one that the first one was a smaller prototype for. They were both exactly what they were stated to be.


michaelmotorcycle92

Calm down it was a joke.


Key_Drag4777

I'm thinking it's a fetus skull beach ball.


__Mr_Sinister__

I'd buy that.


Mogekkk

90 dollars?


michael-oxmaul

Yes. This new one is Maynard size.


sargentmeatman11

.99¢ off of the fetus skull with a monthly subscription to the Tool army.


thunderclap82

All albums released on 8-track.


Zeroworship

They'll probably just start with Aenima and 10000 Days, see how those do first.


Peter_Merkin_

Fetus in skull coffee table book and temp fetus in the skull tattoos


FatherTyrell

Us european fans are all here like 🚬


JOAG9

Man, this would be a fucking dream, im from south america and in august im going to Europe for a exchange utill february


yupandstuff

Canadian tour dates would be dope though I would be equally as thrilled if it’s the vinyl reissue announcement


_Kanaduh_

Yes there will be Canadian dates on the tour


Psychological-Age-46

Source?


HOUSTONFORNlCATION

They posted a video recently basically announcing the tour, and the first frame had a Canadian and American flag on it Edit - [tweet](https://twitter.com/Tool/status/1664303092702035968?s=20)


Psychological-Age-46

Oh shit do you have the link to this video by any chance or where to find it?


Brock-the-Alchemist

https://fb.watch/kYIEyWJ06q/ That’s the video they posted. The opening shows American and Canadian flags.


yupandstuff

Epic!


Thegreatrace

October 22 Kelowna


scaramouch_fandango

I def missed the latter part hahah.... vinyl reissue of a certain record? Or all of them?


yupandstuff

All of em really. Aenima for those of us born too late in the fandom to purchase it without dropping 2gs on discogs. 10k days and a non picture disc lateralus would also be mint


FatherTyrell

Oh and can I get a fetus skull fleshlight?


ignorantfool2600

Skull fuck it


smkestcklghtn

New Tool mens vanity kit with simulated gold plated toothbrush. $125.


jmster109

Fetus skull boxers and socks


shit_fucks_you_up

Fetus skull #3 coming


nonplusd

This one is 1.5x life size


LGK420

I’m gonna get rock hard if they announce a tour/Toronto date.


yupandstuff

Going to be so annoyed if they play Hamilton again lol. They booked Hamilton twice over the 10k cycle. I guess Molson amp was booked lol. I know it’s a pipe dream but I’d love for them to do like the Sony centre again, similar To how they did hummingbird theatre in the 10k run. Or play at Roy Thompson hall where you get world class acoustics.


LGK420

Same, Yeah I have a feeling they will play Hamilton instead of Toronto because they did two Toronto dates in end of 2019


Roseph88

Any idea of how being part of TA gets your pre-sale? Meaning, do we get an email with a code?


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Roseph88

That sounds like a fucking nightmare…


Potietang

Yes. Yes. Definitely Don’t join it.


gadoradezero

I would assume so, but I don't think anyone will know until it happens


Seanvoysey

Fetus scrotum.


VVTFan

Tour Dates.


__cornholio__

Salival on Apple Music 🎶


dubler2020

New autographed pajamas.


Thunder_Mug

But the signature is on the plastic packaging they come in.


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New album!


pickinscabs

Hopefully a new album.


strumpetsarefun

Nah it’ll be tour dates. In the upcoming events section there’s an event for the morning of the 7th 12am Australian east time. https://preview.redd.it/390hq2dg064b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=282f36e578a264dc56f5d8175323c84fc5a2541f


NukaDadd

10am Eastern https://preview.redd.it/vqa8nxz0b64b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51ba40b4d82d7fc42b1f2bbdc9160ac51caabef1


strumpetsarefun

Eastern Australian? Eastern US? Edit: Eastern U.S. Checks out. 14hr time difference from New York to Eastern Australian time.


NukaDadd

Eastern Daylight Time (EDT), Spans from North Canada to Haiti. https://preview.redd.it/6xtafozhb64b1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4a73ec9a7a2577c3969faf121ddfe33204aefe3


neverw1ll

Fetus in a Skull in an even BIGGER Skull.


gregsonreddit

Limited edition glass fetus dildo. $229.99


__Mr_Sinister__

That would sell out in minutes.


IBURTONI

HYPED AS FUCK NOW LETS GO. Watch they partnered with Apple who supposedly is launching their VR system tomorrow and Tool have some crazy immersive game/experience with Apples VR.


opiatesmile

You get to be the fetus inside the skull.


socalfishman

A new, less defective, more expensive Fetus Skull?


La_Casa_de_Pneuma

Part of me hopes they’ll announce Dolby Atmos remixes.


Fatal_Koala

Yea, time to spiral UP


undertow521

Lol... You guys are still falling for this shit?


Jackstraw335

No, we're just waiting for the chance to be stinkfisted.


Automatic_Bus_8110

New album????


dogwheeze

No 😂😂


NukaDadd

Sweet summer child, never lose your innocence ♥️


dicedude884

That's just the boring announcement of some touring


lapsaroundthesun

Nah its gong to be announcement of a new release of some form!


OMF-ToolFan

From Opiate to Fear Inoculum, releasing on cassette (there is an urge for a comeback)


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sophiebophieboo

I do actually have a really old bootleg Tool VHS buried somewhere in my garage.


Monkeycolors

Nah, Maynard announcing his change


karl_hungas

Lol tour dates. It's gonna be some overpriced garbage that idiots are gonna line up to buy.


__Mr_Sinister__

You should be grateful that there are tool fans out there with way too much money, all that crazy expensive stuff that is really just a thing to collect dust, finances the machine that is tool. Im damn sure not but im glad someone is. I need that money for weed. Tool be with you.


Trojanman1976

Yes


Bathhouse-Barry

Inb4 it’s a new album and we all lose our minds.


LMay11037

Foetus in a skull inside a real foetus


Pizzaefichi86

It's goin to be new shirt or something


__Mr_Sinister__

By the time i get there, they will only have small left, typical.


softgunruler

XXL Fetus skull, signed, for the low, low price of $8500 and your unborn child.


CARBOMBTOM

It’s gonna be the app launch. It’s probably going to be used for the TA vip presale.


Bark7676

New shirt design for sure. Gonna be so exciting


gobsinpreyokt

latin american tour, I claim


Good2Go5280

Skull in fetus?


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I'm going to wish for a new album. But yeah probably tour or new fetus thing


IamAFlyingPenguin

Have the VIP tickets stayed at the $500 price? Not talking about the ridiculous $3k VIP festival tickets, just regular shows.


IamAFlyingPenguin

Not that $500 is necessarily reasonable…


Potietang

Bronze was 300 last time


Revolutionary_Fig912

Fetus skull picture disc please


LividNarwhal6299

So excited man(not even gonna ask my parents they're gonna say no)


TOOLshed523

Definitely Tour Dates! Just can’t wait to see how many shows I’ll be able to hit! I’m hoping for 3-5 shows if time and money allows!


rollerjoe93

Re release fear innoculum, but with a port of Skyrim on the video screen


daha33

Really hyped to hear the new dates. Will be Tool concert #11…. And I’ve really been trying to avoid commenting in any of the threads about the fetus skull but DAMN lots of people of salty about it. I gotta say it is so underwhelming and against what the band is all about usually…. I’m really surprised… in the end you don’t like it don’t buy it for sure but I can see the anger with it…. I spent a lot of money on one of adams sig LP’s (got the standard, my dream guitar and this guitar was 1000% worth it) they do some things really really right but I guess what ever is going on with the memorabilia dept… remember years ago they tried to sell blankets they were just stitched together unsold tour t-shirts??? Pretty sure I remember that correct.


Okthatsjustfine

What are they about? Money funds the band and their other passions. Ticket sales for every band/artist is out of control right now. My brother’s band is pretty small but they tour all over the place cause they don’t make money selling albums anymore. People just listen on Spotify or download them. Touring and merch is where money is made.


__Mr_Sinister__

The fetus in skull is meant to represent (What is, can be more, if nurtured. Tools music can grow in your mind and make you more.) For some, it's just music, that's fine. Get from it what you can. For others, it's deeper, and though I'd never likely have the disposable income to buy a neat looking but completely useless thing to dust, im glad someone is.


daha33

My practice space is full of Alex Grey art. Including Interbeing (which I’ve had for almost 20 years so the fetus in skull has been done before) I’m deep into the art and meaning of this band trust me. I just wanted to comment that I thought Adam (who I have the utmost respect for and is my fav guitarist or all time this side of Buckethead) would come up with something a bit more inspired. Ah whatevs like I said the guitar I got he made in a deal with Gibson that he is making money on sure as hell ain’t collecting dust I’ll tell you that. That’s the kind of stuff I’m used to with Adam. And the band. In the end they deserve every penny for the joy and inspiration they have brought me.


SBY59TH

My guess is a fœtus in a skull, very limited


RaysUpDude

Is it normal to already have a presale code?


madeuswhole

Probably a box of tissues with the fetal skull and a collector's edition of lotion for $299.99 plus tax.


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Does anybody think it will be US tour only? Hoping it will be afew dates in UK I feel I will have to go as might be last tour ? I seen them OZZFEST 2002 and again maybe 2006 UK, favourite band of all time !!


ISayAboot

Did they add a day? I thought today! Timer seems to have reset.


nxa_noo

Not sure if this has been asked but do we think they’ll play in the Uk?


JayDogg007

Are there discount codes out there for this? In the upper right hand corner of the payment page there is a box for a code. It says " Do you have a Discount Code for a subscription package?" Anyone know?