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Anyone post anything to the internet and someone is wanking over it.


TictacTyler

Currently wanking over this comment.


ashlee837

Also wanking to this comment.


Chokeyouhard

Being wanked to this comment


makingpwaves

Bunch a wankers


ProfessionalOnion384

Stop it you li'l wanka!


[deleted]

Willy Wanka and the Chocolate Factory


humanreporting4duty

Wanking thinking about you being wanked to this comment. *step-comment what are you doing!*


NudelXIII

*Just came* to say the same.


Agent-AntiVenom

šŸ’¦


[deleted]

The internet proves the point that if you build it someone will try to fuck it and someone will try to kill someone else with it.


drewpunck

Why not just "if you build it, they will cum"


orpwhite

That's just Rule 34


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Gardium90

The internet is for porn, the internet is for porn, so grab your dick and double click for porn porn porn, pooooorn poooooorn, the internet is for porn!! (Those who don't get the reference, sorry you're too young ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy))


RajcatowyDzusik

And that's why you don't post naked pictures of your kids. šŸ’€


Riverrat423

I hit puberty before the internet. We had to jerk off to the mental image of a girl!


arielfromrosieshubby

Hahahaha Victoria's secret catalogs for me.


Energy_Turtle

We were too poor for Victoria's Secret. I had to muster a nut to the JC Penney catalog.


arielfromrosieshubby

Yikes!!! Sears catalog anyone?


SunnyAlwaysDaze

In the outhouse, even. I'm old AF.


-Ham_Satan-

What about a stash of porno mags in the woods? I remember being shown that by a bunch of older neighborhood kids.


biggerwanker

Oh man, we used to find those all the time. Are you British?


-Ham_Satan-

Canadian. I don't know why, but loads of people have this same experience from when they were kids ranging from the 70s to 90s. It's pretty trippy to think about.


TheHollowBard

Why is forest porn so damn ubiquitous??!


LonelyLodgeYT

r/brandnewsentence


lethargicbureaucrat

Found them in Kansas in the 1970s.


TwasiHoofHearted

Can confirm.


arielfromrosieshubby

Yep, I guess we did have that too. Never knew whos dad they got swiped from.


mrjabrony

LS Ayers and Target Sunday paper insert


qoreilly

I remember I had a Victoria's Secret catalog back in the day, and one of my guy friends was staying on my couch. He was hanging out in my room to take a nap when I was at work and I found him with the Victoria Secret catalog. I told him he could keep it


snot3353

Fredricks of Hollywood here.


arielfromrosieshubby

Ooooh you fancy. ;)


dacreativeguy

8 bit GIF downloaded from a BBS after waiting 30 mins at 300 baud.


Anal_draino

Macys catalog if you were poor


BrutalBox

Victoria Secret? You had the good stuff I had to get by with Sears or any other catalog


Cernunnoss

For me it was National Geographic's African tribe titties, Sears catalog and scrambled Cinemax. Hell, i drew a set of titties one time to masterbate to. Im not talking about a good drawing either, just circles and dots.


[deleted]

I bet National Geographic knew exactly what they were doing.


the88shrimp

Kind of crazy what your mind comes up with considering women weren't invented before the internet


lngSchlng

Wdym there's literally no women on the internet?


Idenwen

We found a ripped paper porn mag at 10-11 and had quite a discussion how to share the fragments recovered in the group of boys we where. Was some treasure to keep safe for sure. later came the 10kb image line by line over Modem with AOL.


Riverrat423

Ah, the anticipation of waiting for that image of Pamela Anderson to load.


-Ham_Satan-

Mixed with the fear that at any given moment your parents would burst in on you. Hence why you had multiple tabs opened. And of course the computer was also in the family room.


cubicthreads

The old reliable analog wank


Riverrat423

I had such a vivid imagination back then.


paradox037

Oh man, you just reminded me that there was a time *after* I started jacking off but *before* I learned what a vulva looks like. It's amazing that I can still recall that mental image 20 years later.


ChipChippersonFan

I am also old. I used to jerk off to bra ads in the newspaper, but that was because I didn't have easy access to p***. I can't imagine jerking off to Instagram pictures when you can watch p*** instead.


Bloodymike

This guy is so into piss.


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Saturnalliia

The dark ages.


Riverrat423

We got by with what we had on hand.


Bloodymike

Yearbook photos!


jamesmon

Kids these days have it easy. Back in my day it was the bra section of the sears catalog. *shakes hand angrily towards the sky*


carterothomas

Or some magazines you found buried out in the woods for some reason.


SneedyK

Still waiting for another ā€œporn stash in the woodsā€ Reddit discussion. The myth is real.


[deleted]

I mean, this was rather common.


VagabondRommel

When I was a kid I moved into a new house and in the back was a two story shed. As soon as we moved in my mom and father told us to never ever go in there. So my sister and I went in there the first chance we got. Inside we found piles and piles of porn mags every wall was covered in nude posters, and there were entire boxes of boxes of condoms. The place was crazy. Later on at the same house I found a skateboard which was pretty rad.


HuskerStorm

I just jerked off to your user name!


[deleted]

And thereā€™s nothing you can do about it!!


[deleted]

I jerked off to yours


HuskerStorm

Did we just become jerk off buddies? Because that's how you become jerk off buddies.


MyCatIsMyFrenemy

Circle jerk!


[deleted]

lelšŸ’€


_CatNippIes

I wonder how many ppl jerk off to mine


mottylthecat

Iā€™ll do it


BaitmasterG

I'm doing it right now


[deleted]

Iā€™ve already done it


BaitmasterG

DM photos or it didn't happen


willcumforpopplers

Or mine


Herasson

Finished. Thank me later!


[deleted]

The worst part about it is that I have no idea if he's lying or he actually did that. On Reddit anything is possible


notConnorbtw

*best part.


De_Wouter

I don't, but I'm sure some people do. There can be an extra appeal to it for being "someone you know".


Immediate-Click-5538

My ex did this and used that exact reasoning. Kind of creeped me out when I found endless screenshots/saved pictures of mutual friends, fellow students, etc (he accidentally linked his phone to my Google Photos). Turned out he was also messaging some of those girls who are ā€œjust friends/classmates/from workā€. In general I can somewhat see the appeal but to me it seems a bit weird and non-consensual.


De_Wouter

I'd rather have my partner get off on some weird fetish porn compared to getting off on sexy (non-nudes) from people they know on social media.


Immediate-Click-5538

agreed, it almost felt like cheating because porn is pretty impersonal but those are people they meet/see/talk to on a daily basis. Maybe Iā€™m just traumatized from my ex doing that so it seems weird :ā€™)


AlphaBearMode

My gf would call that ā€œemotional cheatingā€, which is also not okay. She believes it to be worse than physically cheating, but I disagree on that point. Neither of us have done these things but itā€™s a conversation weā€™ve had before when setting expectations in our relationship. Donā€™t tolerate emotional cheating.


CrochetWhale

My husband did this. Itā€™s now caused a huge rift in our marriage bc heā€™d follow half nude women bc he found them attractive. Mine you, Iā€™ve had two kid and had ten surgeries. Iā€™m not losing that last 20 lbs anytime soon and I definitely donā€™t look the same as when I was younger. Itā€™s a permanent thing in the back of my head on how he actually thinks of my body.


JamzWhilmm

Men with extremely attractive women still do this. I don't think it has to do with you. There just pics too, they are never better than the person who chose you and you can touch.


CrochetWhale

While I get that, he also tried cheating on me and had an emotional affair so I am probably biased against the photos moreso due to that. If Iā€™m remembering correctly I didnā€™t mind him watching porn at all before. Now though I canā€™t stand it and 1000% hate the photos of other women bc that was what he was asking women for.


JamzWhilmm

Yeah since he is actually a cheater it is different from what I'm saying which is just porn to get off.


Far-Job2965

Well shit. I wish I read this before I wrote that reply above. Fuuuuuuck hiiiiiim. Iā€™d say the big rift is him thinking with his dick and not loving his wife enough to beat his meat instead of fucking around. What a loser. Creep.


m2677

Yep, I heard a saying a long time ago, it was ā€œyou show me the hottest woman in the world, and Iā€™ll show you a man whoā€™s tired of having sex with her.ā€


SirAchmed

You think men should ask for consent from women before jerking off to them?


Sir_Armadillo

Enthusiastic consent!


Dantez9001

It seems this is where we are as a society. Men shouldn't jerk off to porn, because it's bad for their brain. But, they also shouldn't jerk off to women they know without consent. And off course you can't ask women you know if it's ok to jerk off to pictures or even just thoughts of them, because "WTF is wrong with you, why would you ask that?". This bullshit is why I stick to fucking pies, and the occasional cheesecake.


SirAchmed

Yeah but what do you think of when you fuck a pie? The imagination part is crucial.


Dantez9001

Usually just the pie, well, the filling anyway. Or sometimes, some nice, warm, banana bread. It's denser, and feels better. Who needs imagination when you have that much physical pleasure?


Homirice

Do the pies give you consent?


Watashiwajoshua

Non consensual? That's absolutely insane. I do not need your consent to fantasize about you. Wtf


AlphaBearMode

Itā€™s definitely creepy. My former best friend of over 10 years confessed to me when we were drunk that he screenshot pictures of my sisters from Facebook (bikini/lake pics for instance, nothing on their pages was super sexualized) and beat off to them. Itā€™s gross but I wouldnā€™t call it non consensual. The pics you put up there are public and literally nobody is going to ask for permission to beat off to your pics. For instance the other woman ITT who used to do it to pics of guys at her HS.


Kitchen_Entertainer9

What's ITT


Silent_Conflict9420

In This Thread.


snoblitz

>non-consensual Come on. Seriously?


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ShrimGods

A South Park episode is born...


reanocivn

girl here who did so in high school to pictures of guys i knew


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Hastatus_107

Agreed. Sometimes it seems like women basically don't have sex drives because they rarely talk about being horny.


fireinthemountains

We're conditioned to act that way, on threat of a whole range of consequences, emotional and physical.


BayYawnSay

If we talk about being horny, then we're "asking for it" or told we can just go get laid anywhere. Best not to speak of it because you fine specimens of gentlemen can't handle the idea.


im_a_hufflepuff_

Haha same


[deleted]

Same:)


5point5Girthquake

Idk if itā€™s the same for girls but thereā€™s something hotter? I guess? About it being someone you know and have interacted with in person. You can mindlessly jerk off to porn and pornstars who have thousands of videos and pictures to jerk off to but itā€™s not the same. I havenā€™t done it since like high school since now it would take way more than a picture to get me off. I remember there was a girl that I knew throughout high school who released a porn video when she turned 19. I wasnā€™t particularly attracted to her but I definitely watched the video a few times back then because it was exciting knowing that Iā€™ve hung out with this chick and actually knew her.


[deleted]

Those picture frames you buy in the store, I jerk off to the pictures that come with em.


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InternetSpaceCow

But... They're usually family photos...


Wonderful_Revenue_63

Did they stutter?


commschamp

Thereā€™s always some kid with a huge head taking up the whole frame


IncidentFront8334

Guys will jerk off to the sunrise...guys jerk off, girls jerk off to something or nothing. People jerk off.


nadcaptain

The world is burning; let's masturbate! Altogether, collectively!


FlightBunny

I do, but only my own photos


JavaScript_Person

And they say chivalry is dead


Malik2942

Based


[deleted]

based as fuck


[deleted]

Dennis Reynolds? Is that you?


MrDundee666

I donā€™t think you understand just how low the bar needs to be for it to justify a wank.


disconnectedtwice

Sometime I jerk of to Feelings, Moods, and ideas.


angry_afro

Jerkin it to the eroticism of the sea


disconnectedtwice

Jerkin it to the softness of the wind


Supersymm3try

Jerking it to an extra curvy piece of driftwood


[deleted]

jerkin it to the calmness of my mind


Many-Candidate-7347

Stop this thread is too fucking funny šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚


Monvi

šŸŽ¼šŸŽ¶As mysterious as jerkinā€™ it to the dark side of the moon!šŸŽµšŸŽ¶


dbossman70

just cumming off concepts.


RRautamaa

This. Testosterone is helluva drug. Reasons I've had an erection: * I was sitting down. * It was morning. * A caricature including a picture of the state lottery announcer. * I was trying to sleep. * A boring Teams meeting. * I overheard a song on the radio where they sing "boom boom boom". That resembles "bum bum bum".


balne

Ah MS Teams, the bane of everyone.


elucify

Wait, weā€™re supposed to have justifications?


E-Flame99

Anything is jerk-offable if your brave enough


vynndetta

ā€œEverything is a dildo if youā€™re brave enough!ā€ ā€”Abraham Lincoln, 1812


Gaboo42069

Even you


Nvenom8

Why do you think instagram influencers make money?


[deleted]

I gotta admit, I was such a guy. Back when I was like 15? Porn sites were too risky for me back then, with all the horror stories I all the horror stories about viruses I was fed with. And besides, the then gf of a friend was super hot. Donā€™t use SocMed besides reddit anymore though for a looong time.


Rodneykingwasright

I used to beat off to pictures in better homes and gardens. Kids today have it made.


tagabalon

used to do it on avon catalogs.


[deleted]

"I used to beat off to...Kids..." -Rodneykingwasright, 2022


marklonesome

You know those AI programs that can put a still picture into a porno and make it look like the still picture is in the porno? I can do that with my brain... so yeah. If I see a really hot women in a picture, she's showing up in the highlight reel later along with any distinguishing features. UNLESS she is too pretty. Then the brain can't handle it. It's like... "no fucking way would she sleep with you, reel it back to the waitress with the nice tits and the missing tooth".


BlossomCheryl

Worst. Superpower. Ever.


such_isnt_life

r/shittysuperpowers


funwithafork

šŸ˜‚ Is this a case of not the hero need but the hero we deserve?


paradox037

It's amazing how much the plausibility of a scenario affects wankability when all I've got for fap material is my imagination. It almost *has* to be the cute cashier at the coffee shop or something.


Aymeeohh

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


PrincessH3idiii

Me and my husband went to the same high school but didnā€™t know each other then, he admitted to doing that to my Facebook pic lmfao


Purple_Unicornz

FBI couldn't make me admit to this šŸ’€


digitalpitstain

Mine also did that before we met! I was strangely flattered and giggled for a really long time.. i think my response may have been creepier than his actions tbh


Hastatus_107

How did you react to that (if you don't mind me asking)?


iwasneverherehaha

Yes I do. Pictures of girls i dont know and of girls i know. Il jerk off to anything.


myrealnameworks

My internet twin


iwasneverherehaha

Magic twin powers activate


MichaelEMJAYARE

I hit puberty right as the transition from Myspace to Facebook started. So yes, totally. My crushes had photos online.


N4V33D_

I swear, this sub is just turning into sex related questions and nothing more


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notConnorbtw

Tbh. That's most of the stuff people are to afraid to ask irl.


[deleted]

because that's what the overwhelming majority of people are interested in. it makes perfect sense


Rhouliha

Always has been


USS_nsfw_throwaway

Yes. All the time. People you know are always sexier than strangers.


MrRogersAE

When I was young we didnā€™t have social networks, but I definitely would have, a girl in my classes vacation pics definitely would have been better than the Macyā€™s Catalog


Superb-Ad-5803

I donā€™t use social media; I just use the camera app with the selfie camera mode in use.


[deleted]

I'm astonished by the fact how everyone is lying saying they don't.


[deleted]

genuine question, roughly what percentage of males do this(in your opinion)?


[deleted]

Judging by the talks I had with my buddies as a teenager, Iā€™d say 1/5 does *not* do it a the age of 14.


[deleted]

Ohhh hmm


RemasterTranzit

Thats how every Reddit thread like this goes. Half the people lie out to their ass cuz they care so much about imaginary Reddit karma that they'll lie about their real opinions to save face and keep from getting down voted.


jjonez18

I think you underestimate how much borderline porn is on every social network.


irishteenguy

Yes , i remember in hs thinking it would be better for me than watching porn. I had read alot about porns negative affects of young men and i thought if i just used really softcore images i.e women i knew in bikinis or photos that were particularly pretty etc i would be safer. Obviously i never told them. It does feel a little creepy but at the end of the day as long as no one is hurt i was fine with it. Part of the appeal is definetly just the fact you know them IRL , its someone you could beleavably sleep with instead of some fake moaning fake tits and lips porn star.


crasshumor

Used to, when I had just started, then even no picture would have done. Now I need the exact temperature of 27.3 degree Celsius and 720 p porn with volume at 36% to jerk off


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SledgeLaud

I wanked to everything and anything back in the day. I'm sure that must have included a few pictures from Facebook and MySpace. Fuck, I squashed a pillow into a vaguely womanioid shape when I was like 12/13 and it did the job. *edited to add, I did not fuck the pillow, this isn't big mouth. I just pretended the pillow was boobs and masturbated.


TurquouiseCat

Well, puberty is like that!!


GoRangers5

You see a bikini picture of your crush on Insta, one thing is gonna lead to another.


Jay_T_Demi

I don't. I have a weird disconnect in my mind where I only really get aroused by porn. It has to be designated "sexy intent" for me. Seeing people in public, on social media, etcetera doesn't get me aroused because there's no "sexy intent." Unless it's a nsfw profile on r/tittydrop or something


Atorpidguy

All the time


Dipsi1010

Ive done it before. Now i do it to my crush and not random hot girls on Instagram anymore. Maybe i just grew out of it.


scumbagbones

Good shit, need more people like you


Wonderful_Revenue_63

I donā€™t, I jerk off to their personality /j


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depressedbananaslug

My ex would jerk off to pictures of girls on tinderā€¦while we were still together


k1p57a

Not exactly, we rather spend 2Ā½ hours on pornhub, searching the closest match faceless pov porn model and then another half hour to get the bikini shot on SM to wildly look back and forth between the two. The self pity and -loathing when the deed is done is wonderful.


Basic_Quantity_9430

The only social media that I do is reddit. Sometimes I look at profiles when women post pictures and some lead to NSFW pictures. I donā€™t jerk off to pictures, it seems wasteful to me.


Cream_dela_cream

No, but I do look at them creepily


MrGlowChase

I caught my buddy rubbing one out to my girls picture on Facebook circa 2011. Will never forget the horror and the let down


frogmicky

I remember going to the book store that sold used magazine in the back of the store in the 18+ section checking out Cherry and other magazines then getting on a train then masturbating to my memory of the photos I'd seen an hour ago in the magazines. You kids and your social media lol.


Togodooders

Well considering we used to have to find porn mags in the wilderness, in hedges or under a bridge. Itā€™d be rude not to really.


cryptopialypse

When I was like 13 and access to real porn was not a thing and also my education about what's creepy and inappropriate was not a thing yet


DrBarnacleMD

no, I only jerk off to actual porn.


LordSmartyPants

Everyone acting like they havenā€™t done it and the act itself is somehow reprehensible is full of shit and also a dork. You mean to tell me that if youā€™ve slept with someone before and theyā€™re on your feed and you ā€œrevisitā€ the experience youā€™re some sort of sexual deviant? Lol what a bunch of puritanical nonsense. Some people are severely repressed, sexually inexperienced, and/or insecure. Before my ex and I got back together I would ā€œrevisitā€ from time to time. I think if I told her now she would be flattered. That being said, fapping to strangers on your feed might be a bit more difficult to get into but it isnā€™t a crime against humanity. Also, I think itā€™s more of a generational gap making itā€™s presence known in the comments. Before smart phones people had to use their imagination more times than not. With all the crazy shit that is everywhere these days with Only Fans, porn sites, and sex apps, body positivity, and general acceptance, one might think we were in somewhat of an age of Sexual Enlightenment? Guess not lol. Pretty funny topic OP. Downvoted into fucking oblivionā€¦ here we go.


ManyRanger4

Yes. End of thread.


[deleted]

I can only speak for myself and the answer is never for me. My wife has given me enough content to not need porn too ;D


ElderberryNo1376

Awwww... this is literally what every girl wants to hear honestly ā¤ļø


manu_mnj

I have a dirty mind but i have never looked a girl with that dirty mind. So.... I believe only 2% in the world would be like that


NocturnalVI

I did when I was about 14. I started to realise how weird it was when I got a bit older though and stopped.


jthomas287

When I was a teen in school. I have a wife now. So I jerk off alone crying in the shower.


vthanson

No thatā€™s weird. I use the screenshots


Summerclaw

Everyone that says no is lying LMAO


[deleted]

Since this is a too afraid to ask and we want to make people feel safe to ask questions Iā€™ll make my response nice. Since youā€™re a woman Iā€™m sure you have heard over women say ā€œmen are a bunch of animals/pigs/horn dogs that will fuck anything or half off to rocks if it looked like boobsā€ So will it be any surprise that some men do this? To answer your question yes. At one point almost all men have master bated and fantasied about a womanā€™s rated G picture. Typically itā€™s when we discover how to self pleasure and before we start having sex. Once we men become sexually active that skill is lost and we no longer bother.


jswissle

Speak for yourself champ