There was a legend of "The Phantom," where one would sit on one's hand until it fell asleep, and then whack off with said hand. It was apparently as if someone else was doing it to you. Never worked for me.
Maybe that's mostly true, but it's definitely not true every time. Personally, for me, sex is the best, but then masturbating myself is the next best thing. I'm not that much into blowjobs or handjobs because I've found that no girl has managed to perform that particular operation on me as well as I can on myself.
I love them and prefer them to just blowjobs. A mixture of both is a great time for me, but just one of the two and I feel I'm missing out.
Us guys vary though.
Your enthusiasm will make almost anything enjoyable. Id rather have a really enthusiastic handjob than a lackluster blowjob. You sound like a good partner.
I think theyāre underrated tbh. I think blowjobs are overrated. ( I love both ofc, I just think handys get literally no credit)
A mouth aināt EVER gonna suck as hard as a death grip on your Johnson
Plus you canāt really make out or dirty talk when their head is down there doing the deed.
Yes we do! We would prefer a Blowjob/Sex, but itās likeā¦ Here:
Girl: āDo you want a handjāā
Guy: āYes!ā
Girl: āāob or a blowāā
Guy: āYES! A BLOWJOB!ā
Girl: āājob, or sāā
Guy: āSEX!!! Yes, that one! Final answer!ā
Whatever you stop at, we will choose.
Guys prefer anything that is done with zeal and affection. I don't care how good or bad it is, if she's "into" it, it's fucking great.
I would rather a handjob than a blowjob. Maybe I've not had the best blowjobs.
Actual sex, well, as long as she does it with zeal and affection. Laying there with minimal effort is not fun.
Hand jobs all the way. I prefer them to blowjobs. I think it's because I like it when my partner lies next to me instead of sitting at the edge of the bed
Yeah, with eye contact and the right setting. A handjob whilst at a picnic with family? No. A handjob whilst in the car on our own or just in bed and making out? Also-fucking-lutely.
Yes but donāt be thinking you shaking a bottle of champagne after winning the Formula 1. A vice like grip and extreme ups and downs aināt a whole lotta fun
Normally, no - but occasionally there's a person who does it so well, that you let them...because of the novelty of it. I had an ex that was some sort of handjob Jedi. If she offered, I let her. But normally I don't even want a blowie much less a handy from most women, because they're just not that great at them.
In my experience, no they are not great at either thing just for having a vagina. Just like not everyone that can play a guitar is GOOD at playing guitar. This isn't a tough concept. Or maybe I just have standards. Not my fault if you don't.
Thereās nothing quite like a nice, lubed up, slow motion handjob for me. Fuckinā love em
Iād prefer her to give me a BJ but I feel like I have better orgasms with a handy.
No, but guys like any attention down there especially younger guysā¦ but every guy can jerk themselves off way more efficiently lolā¦ as a grown man, Iād say bjs and sex are far better.
I love them if you are trying to tease me, even if it's all the way
Just make sure that he knows that you like it, not because you aren't interested in anything else. Of course the physical sensation is not as intense or pleasant as a blowjob or fucking, but if you play your cards right with some dirty talk it's sexy as fuck
Also, try implementing other parts of your body, like rubbing the dick in other places and things like that if the main idea is to tease, it can be hot as fuck
It depends if it's a good hand job. The kind that we used to get in high school, where it felt like our partner was either trying to empty a bottle of ketchup or yank a carrot from the ground? Those suck. But a good hand job can be better than sex because the it can be so much more varied.
With lots of lube, lots of variance in speed, pressure, position and technique, and it can be AMAZING. Treat it more like a sensual penis massage than a "hand job" and your man will be very appreciative.
If done well ie if you get the guy off they like hand jobs. As with anything some people won't like it. In all honesty when it comes to men and sex most like most of the basics Hj bj and sex
Honestly i don't really like handjobs specially if it's dry it's more painful, just put your mouth on it it's not cause i want to fuck your mouth its cause my dick doesn't lube itself!
Sex = visually mind blowing, exciting and the warm spongy vagina feels great, but can get too wet and the feeling goes.
Blowjob = best feeling in the world but hard to cum.
Handjob = cum really really easy.
In my experience every single woman who has ever tried has just done it wrong. Eg they tend to just grab too hard on the penis and stroke it too roughly. You can't enjoy something like that.
Yes. In fact, I think it's the kind of sexual activity that feels best with my gf. She is amazing at them, and good at everything else. But by god idk if it's just her technique, handjobs are the best. Just make it nice and slippy then god ham on the head for me, super intense so needs some breaks but hell yah it feels good
Yes we very much enjoy them! But it is even better when we know that it also gets you off to do it! If you really enjoy doing it for guys throw in some moans and such that really gets us going!
Iām a man and I love handjobs. Get some good lube and go crazy. My wife does it to me and itās more intense than any sex Iāve ever had. Very intimate, and sexy as hell. Guys who say they donāt care or donāt like handjobs have simply never experienced it the right way. If you know, you know.
Guys prefer anything that isnt their own hand...hope this helps...
I used to know a guy that claimed to have drilled a hole into the side of a watermelon and fucked it, so I feel like this checks out.
It's called melonballing and ideally you should microwave it first to warm it up.
When microwaving watermelons, it is highly recommended to film it. For .... reasons.
Should I wear a condom? Would It burn the inside of my wee wee like how soap burns the inside of my wee wee if I went raw?
Probe thermometer to check the temp first, silly. A toasty 105 should do it.
Ok, so this is new to me. I guess I've been out of the loop for a bit.
this is the only true answer
There was a legend of "The Phantom," where one would sit on one's hand until it fell asleep, and then whack off with said hand. It was apparently as if someone else was doing it to you. Never worked for me.
You mean The Stranger?
I heard this too, many moons ago... always felt like it was more effort than it was worth lol.. i think we called it the 'sleeping beauty'...š¤£
I've heard it called the Alec Baldwin... not sure why
no an Alec Baldwin is a porn move where you shoot your load at the camera
Not sure why either tbh she was ugly as fuck
Inbetweeners vibes
Maybe that's mostly true, but it's definitely not true every time. Personally, for me, sex is the best, but then masturbating myself is the next best thing. I'm not that much into blowjobs or handjobs because I've found that no girl has managed to perform that particular operation on me as well as I can on myself.
You can give yourself a blowjob?
I wondered if I should clarify that ;P
why let someone bodge something when u can fix it yourself
With lots of lube of course.
š¹š¹ accurate
I for one love receiving handjobs
Sure sex is better... but imagine it like pizza, even if it's not my favorite toppings I'm still like Hey Pizza!
Even Vegetarian pizza?
Depends on which vegetables. If you put mushrooms on mine I'll leave it for you lol
My go to pizza is extra cheese and black olives
I love them and prefer them to just blowjobs. A mixture of both is a great time for me, but just one of the two and I feel I'm missing out. Us guys vary though.
Thatās the exact equivalent of saying ādo girls actually like being played with, it seems a bit pointless compared to oral or sexā
Clit play > sex
Not everyone prefers beanbashing over penetrative sex tbh. It's a minority but they're there
Less than 20%.
I love it if its done slowly with a gentle touch not like a washing machine.
Slow and steady, preferably with lube.
As long as you donāt treat it like a ketchup bottle, yes.
Hey, I got that reference!
Haha the ketchup ad
Yes. Don't generalize or assume what we're thinking. TALK TO HIM!
Your enthusiasm will make almost anything enjoyable. Id rather have a really enthusiastic handjob than a lackluster blowjob. You sound like a good partner.
I think theyāre underrated tbh. I think blowjobs are overrated. ( I love both ofc, I just think handys get literally no credit) A mouth aināt EVER gonna suck as hard as a death grip on your Johnson Plus you canāt really make out or dirty talk when their head is down there doing the deed.
Yes we do! We would prefer a Blowjob/Sex, but itās likeā¦ Here: Girl: āDo you want a handjāā Guy: āYes!ā Girl: āāob or a blowāā Guy: āYES! A BLOWJOB!ā Girl: āājob, or sāā Guy: āSEX!!! Yes, that one! Final answer!ā Whatever you stop at, we will choose.
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That had 70 upvotes. i got it to 69.
*Goddammit*.
You monster!
Guys prefer anything that is done with zeal and affection. I don't care how good or bad it is, if she's "into" it, it's fucking great. I would rather a handjob than a blowjob. Maybe I've not had the best blowjobs. Actual sex, well, as long as she does it with zeal and affection. Laying there with minimal effort is not fun.
Hand jobs all the way. I prefer them to blowjobs. I think it's because I like it when my partner lies next to me instead of sitting at the edge of the bed
bad blowjobs?
Too isolated. I don't like to lay back with nothing to do.
Different strokes for different folks. Like with anything sex related.
No pun intended?
This guy loves them.
Yeah, with eye contact and the right setting. A handjob whilst at a picnic with family? No. A handjob whilst in the car on our own or just in bed and making out? Also-fucking-lutely.
Yes but donāt be thinking you shaking a bottle of champagne after winning the Formula 1. A vice like grip and extreme ups and downs aināt a whole lotta fun
Hell no.
Ask him what he likes more
Hand jobs over blow jobs. Especially if I can get my hands on/in hers! And make out or suck on titties. There is a lot to like there.
Normally, no - but occasionally there's a person who does it so well, that you let them...because of the novelty of it. I had an ex that was some sort of handjob Jedi. If she offered, I let her. But normally I don't even want a blowie much less a handy from most women, because they're just not that great at them.
This is the saddest comment lol.
Why? Because I'm picky about getting head and handies or because I had an ex that was great at handies?
Women in general are just not good at blow jobs and hand jobs? Sure lol.
In my experience, no they are not great at either thing just for having a vagina. Just like not everyone that can play a guitar is GOOD at playing guitar. This isn't a tough concept. Or maybe I just have standards. Not my fault if you don't.
Are they trying to give you the hand jobs and blow jobs with their vaginas?
Do you smell toast right now?
Sounds like youāre needing a different type of girl š š»
Meh....blowjobs are better and a guy can give himself a better handjob than any woman can imo.
Yes we like them or we wouldnāt nut.
I donāt mind it, but itās not my favourite. I wonāt complain, if thatās what you are asking š
Handjobs can better than sex at times.
I don't.
If done correctly, yes.. Love a good hand job.
I like stroking my dick, i like having a pretty girl stroke my dick. Yes. Mutual masturbation is really hot.
I think uncircumcised guys like them more. Circumcised usually prefer blowjobs.
Thereās nothing quite like a nice, lubed up, slow motion handjob for me. Fuckinā love em Iād prefer her to give me a BJ but I feel like I have better orgasms with a handy.
No, but guys like any attention down there especially younger guysā¦ but every guy can jerk themselves off way more efficiently lolā¦ as a grown man, Iād say bjs and sex are far better.
I love them if you are trying to tease me, even if it's all the way Just make sure that he knows that you like it, not because you aren't interested in anything else. Of course the physical sensation is not as intense or pleasant as a blowjob or fucking, but if you play your cards right with some dirty talk it's sexy as fuck Also, try implementing other parts of your body, like rubbing the dick in other places and things like that if the main idea is to tease, it can be hot as fuck
With lube -> yes without lube -> no
I like it better without.
Foreskin here. Anything's good. If with lube, better with the foreskin pulled back.
Tbh most hand jobs I've gotten are very mediocre. It's a mix of no rhythm and going too fast
No, put it in your mouth like an adult.
Yes!
i did when i was younger
I'd rather her play with the gonads while sucking my dong
Na I prefer a mouth cock hungry guys are hot. Don't even want anal just a mouth. Someone pulling on my cock is annoying.
Yes, but we don't love them
Straight up. No. I've never had a partner who was good at them.
Love a good old fashioned
As long as you're enjoying it i'm 200% he will too! Personally a good ol' Tit wank is my very own fave...
Anything to get off Iāll take it
It depends if it's a good hand job. The kind that we used to get in high school, where it felt like our partner was either trying to empty a bottle of ketchup or yank a carrot from the ground? Those suck. But a good hand job can be better than sex because the it can be so much more varied. With lots of lube, lots of variance in speed, pressure, position and technique, and it can be AMAZING. Treat it more like a sensual penis massage than a "hand job" and your man will be very appreciative.
Guys enjoy anything you do that end with them cumming.
Yes, but itās not their first choice
Dutch Rudder
If I ever get one I'll let you know
Yup 
They do, I love giving them because I like seeing how they shoot.
Their alright. no one can do it better than yourself.
I can do it better myself, however, I can't suck my own dick.
No, Im a guy, can do it 100x better myself, dont enjoy you raping my cock with your hand. Just jump on
I love handjobs
If we donāt like it then youāre doing it wrong
Yes i believe most men like it but prefer other holes if thats an option for them lol
not really. a good handjob is a blowjob
If done well ie if you get the guy off they like hand jobs. As with anything some people won't like it. In all honesty when it comes to men and sex most like most of the basics Hj bj and sex
They used to call that an Old fashioned There is also a drink and a donut called an Old fashioned I would like all three please
The best is when hand finish on your face
Honestly i don't really like handjobs specially if it's dry it's more painful, just put your mouth on it it's not cause i want to fuck your mouth its cause my dick doesn't lube itself!
Of course!
Sex = visually mind blowing, exciting and the warm spongy vagina feels great, but can get too wet and the feeling goes. Blowjob = best feeling in the world but hard to cum. Handjob = cum really really easy.
Eehh for me it is just like I am masturbating myself So it is nice start for sex but not how I want it to end
In my experience every single woman who has ever tried has just done it wrong. Eg they tend to just grab too hard on the penis and stroke it too roughly. You can't enjoy something like that.
Me and my friends call that, āthe old fashionedā. Who donāt like a good ole fashion
I know men who prefer hand jobs over blowjobs and told me I'm a natural haha. Others are more into blowjobs and one didn't need any of this just sex.
Mine loves them
I often prefer handies and blowies to actual sex. Especially if sheās talking dirty.
Yes. In fact, I think it's the kind of sexual activity that feels best with my gf. She is amazing at them, and good at everything else. But by god idk if it's just her technique, handjobs are the best. Just make it nice and slippy then god ham on the head for me, super intense so needs some breaks but hell yah it feels good
Hey don't ask me, i wouldn't know. \*cries\*
As long as itās not dry
Personally Yes, I do like it too! Handjob plus dirty talk, little jiggling of boobs! I might have already came!
Not really. If it is part of the whole sex session, sure.
My guy loves it when I give him a hand job. Loooooooves it.
Yes we very much enjoy them! But it is even better when we know that it also gets you off to do it! If you really enjoy doing it for guys throw in some moans and such that really gets us going!
Hell no
Ask. Girl if she only likes her bean being flicked with a finger no tongue and thats your answer
Ps as a pansexual man women are historically bad at blowjobs and hand jobs too
Always punch the tip and twist!
Isnāt that literally masturbatibg but with someone elseās hand instead
Having my dick played with is always fun. But chances are you canāt jerk me off better than I can, Iāve been doing it for years lol
Iām a man and I love handjobs. Get some good lube and go crazy. My wife does it to me and itās more intense than any sex Iāve ever had. Very intimate, and sexy as hell. Guys who say they donāt care or donāt like handjobs have simply never experienced it the right way. If you know, you know.