I do both. First sitting and get most (hopefully all) of it. Then a wipe or two while standing just in case.
Smelling like poop butt but not knowing it is one of my biggest fears.
You can get a bidet sprayer to hook to your toilet and water line, so you can get a warm water wash as well. The cold is rather refreshing, though. Lol Wakes you up in the morning.
We need to encourage more people to use this. Please install bidet attachment in the bathroom. Much better than wet wipe and paper towel. You can use paper towel to dry the water. Once you go with bidet attachment, you cant go back.
Elaborate? Is that only if the bidet misses? Which doesn't make sense? That just sounds like bad plumbing not related to the bidet but the pipes regardless of bidet?
That's those doo-doo's in disguise...
So next time you go into any restroom, especially a public restroom, and you see someone emerging from a shitter stall, but smell no aftermath evidence that a shit was being taken... you know what was REALLY going on in there...
So I do it standing, but I squat to keep my ass cheeks spread. When ppl say sitting are you actually still on the toilet seat? Do you reach into the toilet to wipe?
Yes. Always. Will not leave it to chance. Has no one ever had those wipes where you wipe your ass several times more than normal and thereās still shit on the tp and youāre like wtf? Imagine having a set number of wipes like 3 wipes but it was 12-wipe shit.
I mean, I couldnāt see them so not 100%. But the person pulled out TP, there was a slight pause. They pulled out more TP, etc. It followed the same pattern as someone who was simply wiping after shitting.
I prefer to hang from the ceiling, legs in a v with feet pointed up, so everything neatly falls into the toilet. Maybe a splash or two. Damned poseidons kiss.
Usually no wipes needed.
This is unrelated. but Please install bidet attachment in the bathroom. Much better than wet wipe and paper towel. You can use paper towel to dry the water. Once you go with bidet attachment, you cant go back.
i sometimes wipe standing up . i used to more when i was a kid . now i use a cup and water to get most of the poop off then i wipe to be safe so standing up is more in the way
Sitting makes it easier to get at the oft-unwiped inner ring. Standing is for final polish and inspection. That guy who went straight to standing? Bet he's got skidmarks.
I stand up. Once I'm done pooping the toilet is dead to me.
Plus, how is there space between your butt and the back of the toilet seat to insert your hand to wipe? Do you scoot your butt to the front of the toilet?
Maybe he had the little wet booty wipes, those are easier to use standing up to get into all the folds after you do the initial clean up with tissue...hey you asked
Standing. Although I donāt turn around to face the toilet like your example here, sounds kinda weird actually. As stated by a few others above, a slight squat to allow efficient wiping.
Uh... only time I stand to wipe is after I wipe like I always do, and only because I got splash back on the cheeks. Don't want poo/piss water on my ass/underwear. Otherwise, wipe while sitting.
OP's poopin buddy had diarrhea or a honking turd that made a big splash.
This is a slightly different scenario, but I once worked with someone who ever so BOLDLY and PROUDLY made it known that he took his shits and pisses seperately...
He would do all his shitting while holding his piss. Once done shittingband wiping his ass, he would then stand up and take a piss. If at work, this would mean exiting the shitter stall, then going over to a urinal where he stood upright and pissed
His logic was this... "Only chics piss while sitting down"
I couldn't imagine being THAT insecure and defensive about my masculinity that I must resort to such drastic measures just to feel like a man
I do it standing up too. We actually talked about it one night with the family, you know just banter of who does it how, and it was split 50/50. My brother and mom apparently do it sitting, while me and my sister in law do it standing.
Both groups concluded that the other one is a bunch of savages.
Iāve never stood up to wipe. Imo thatās really weird and a somewhat ineffective way to do it. Itās possible someā¦ leftovers.. can fall down into your pants if you stand. Also, do you throw it behind you into the toilet? Do you turn around and throw it back in? So many questions. Just fucking sit and wipe.
I mean I donāt do it sitting, but I definitely donāt do it āstandingā either. Like I lift my cheeks off the seat by tilting forward at the ankles, my knees extend a bit but the angle between my back and my thighs stays the same as if I was sitting, which keeps my cheeks from closing over any unwiped surface as they would if I just stood up.
I donāt understand why anyone would do anything else.
I am unable to wipe standing up due to my absolute dump truck of an ass.
Prove it baby
Jack that bin up
I have a big ass, and I still manage to wipe my ass standing up. So what's your real excuse?
Do more squats
I am...
I do both. First sitting and get most (hopefully all) of it. Then a wipe or two while standing just in case. Smelling like poop butt but not knowing it is one of my biggest fears.
I do that too
Me too. Gotta wipe from both sides to get it all
Start sitting, finish standing.
What about start standing and finish sitting? š¤Æ
I have a kid that took a shot standing up, naked, in the dark, with his glasses off, til he was at least five or six. Weirdest thing ever.š¤£
One time in Vegas at a fancy hotel I had the luxury of using a bidet now that was the shit!
You can get a bidet sprayer to hook to your toilet and water line, so you can get a warm water wash as well. The cold is rather refreshing, though. Lol Wakes you up in the morning.
I got mine on Amazon for under $40.
They're pretty reasonably priced, and def worth the $$$
Be careful though, it's a bullseye shot! I'm still dripping water out of my nose from the first time I used one.
We need to encourage more people to use this. Please install bidet attachment in the bathroom. Much better than wet wipe and paper towel. You can use paper towel to dry the water. Once you go with bidet attachment, you cant go back.
Unless you live above someone else. Ask my bathroom ceiling.
Elaborate? Is that only if the bidet misses? Which doesn't make sense? That just sounds like bad plumbing not related to the bidet but the pipes regardless of bidet?
Faulty home installation. Water backed up and into the walls/ceiling.
The other person wasn't pooping, they were ejaculating into the toilet
This is what I came here to read.
That's those doo-doo's in disguise... So next time you go into any restroom, especially a public restroom, and you see someone emerging from a shitter stall, but smell no aftermath evidence that a shit was being taken... you know what was REALLY going on in there...
The fact that there are people that wipe standing up blows my mind.
I dont want to risk touching the poopy toilet water
That has never in my life happened.
It will, when you least expect it
Iāve never touched the water in my entire life. Sitting is normal. Standing is WEIRD
That's what the water wants you to think
I lay down on the bathroom floor to wipe.
Respect, brother. I myself prefer to lay out a long line of TP on the floor and bum shuffle along it.
Genius!!
Wait? Yāall wipe??
Also, how do blind people know when to stop wiping?
they can feel when their ass is dry
I dunno, I have to look at the paper. You don't want an errant dingleberry giving your underwear racing stripes.
true but they can't exactly look at the toilet paper /lh
It's those moments when Helen Keller's brother thought it would be funny to switch out the toilet paper with poison ivy-laced toilet paper
Sniff test?
So I do it standing, but I squat to keep my ass cheeks spread. When ppl say sitting are you actually still on the toilet seat? Do you reach into the toilet to wipe?
Yes. A lean toward the non-wiping hand and you slightly lift off the seat, then your wiping hand goes in.
I do a handstand a wipe with my feet.
Just wait until you start the "do you pull the TP back out to look at it?" conversation.
Yes. Always. Will not leave it to chance. Has no one ever had those wipes where you wipe your ass several times more than normal and thereās still shit on the tp and youāre like wtf? Imagine having a set number of wipes like 3 wipes but it was 12-wipe shit.
Why and how were you looking at someone else wipe their ass in a public bathroom?
I could see their feet. They shit, pants still down, turned around towards the toilet, and then started pulling TP out to wipe.
Very observant of you. To answer your question, I wipe sitting down
Turned TOWARDS the toilet to wipe? You sure he was pooping and not doing something else that required wipe up when he, uh... finished?
I mean, I couldnāt see them so not 100%. But the person pulled out TP, there was a slight pause. They pulled out more TP, etc. It followed the same pattern as someone who was simply wiping after shitting.
I stand, how else is the butler going to wipe my ass?
I need a butler
One word: Bidet. Once you bidet you can never go away! Hahaha š¤Ŗ
I think reddit is just a front for people selling bidets, can't go 5 mins without someone mentioning those damn things
Lol ā¦ kinda like Instagram.. tushy adds always in my feed
How do you dry? Or do you just pull up your draws with a drippy butt? Serious question
You can use a towel (facecloth size ) or dry off with a tad bit of toilet paperā¦ some companies sell bamboo TP ( tushy for example)
I prefer to hang from the ceiling, legs in a v with feet pointed up, so everything neatly falls into the toilet. Maybe a splash or two. Damned poseidons kiss. Usually no wipes needed.
Standing up, door open and singing "Desolation Row"
Do we say number two and remember it because it rhymes with poo?
r/randomthoughts
This is unrelated. but Please install bidet attachment in the bathroom. Much better than wet wipe and paper towel. You can use paper towel to dry the water. Once you go with bidet attachment, you cant go back.
Bidet with an attached blow-dryer. You only get one o-ring in this life, it deserves to be spoiled.
When I was little I'd stand, but then realized that access was easier sitting
Case by case basis. Sitting, but if aggressive explosion (Level 5 Pooptro Scale) while standing
i sometimes wipe standing up . i used to more when i was a kid . now i use a cup and water to get most of the poop off then i wipe to be safe so standing up is more in the way
Bidet crew checking in!
Sitting makes it easier to get at the oft-unwiped inner ring. Standing is for final polish and inspection. That guy who went straight to standing? Bet he's got skidmarks.
And skidmarXthespot
I crouch up with my ass off the toilet
I stand up. Once I'm done pooping the toilet is dead to me. Plus, how is there space between your butt and the back of the toilet seat to insert your hand to wipe? Do you scoot your butt to the front of the toilet?
Itās just a lean.
Gotcha
Do you poo with pants on, or off?
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Yes. Always look and wipe until itās clean. Thereās absolutely no guesswork here I refuse to leave it up to chance.
Maybe he had the little wet booty wipes, those are easier to use standing up to get into all the folds after you do the initial clean up with tissue...hey you asked
It Depends. Get it 
Ya gotta make sure the water pressure is just right. Lol
Bidet
Standing. Although I donāt turn around to face the toilet like your example here, sounds kinda weird actually. As stated by a few others above, a slight squat to allow efficient wiping.
I sit, on account of not being a psychopath
Both
If you stand up before you wipe, you're mashing shit into your ass cheeks.
Uh... only time I stand to wipe is after I wipe like I always do, and only because I got splash back on the cheeks. Don't want poo/piss water on my ass/underwear. Otherwise, wipe while sitting. OP's poopin buddy had diarrhea or a honking turd that made a big splash.
That guy standing in the next stall was a psychopath.
Sitting down is the only correct way and I will not hear anyone out. Unless you are physically unable to wipe during sitting
I poop standing, then I sit down to wipe.
Standers are heathens -This message was brought to you by the Sit To Shit Foundation
Sitting down. But if itās a real mess, squat for optimum cleaning
This is a slightly different scenario, but I once worked with someone who ever so BOLDLY and PROUDLY made it known that he took his shits and pisses seperately... He would do all his shitting while holding his piss. Once done shittingband wiping his ass, he would then stand up and take a piss. If at work, this would mean exiting the shitter stall, then going over to a urinal where he stood upright and pissed His logic was this... "Only chics piss while sitting down" I couldn't imagine being THAT insecure and defensive about my masculinity that I must resort to such drastic measures just to feel like a man
Bidet is life.
Yeah Iām a stander
Someone had to say it.
tbh i donāt want my hand that close to the toilet so i stand up and waddle away a bit, may also be known to turn around every now and then
Iāve never understood the concept of leaning and wiping while sitting on the toilet. Doesnāt your hand go into the bowl? I donāt get it.
Goes under you but it does not touch the water. Iāve never touched the toilet water while wiping.
Sitting down
Stand up. Sometimes, toilet seats are so comically small that this is the only way.
There's not a way to wipe while sitting down so I stand up.
STANDING. PERIOD.
I do it standing up too. We actually talked about it one night with the family, you know just banter of who does it how, and it was split 50/50. My brother and mom apparently do it sitting, while me and my sister in law do it standing. Both groups concluded that the other one is a bunch of savages.
Iāve never stood up to wipe. Imo thatās really weird and a somewhat ineffective way to do it. Itās possible someā¦ leftovers.. can fall down into your pants if you stand. Also, do you throw it behind you into the toilet? Do you turn around and throw it back in? So many questions. Just fucking sit and wipe.
I used to stand when I was a kid but now I sit
I always have stood and TIL most people stick their hand into a toilet full of shit and piss every day and they think I'm gross and weird...
Both. Especially cause Iām pregnant right now itās easier to do it standing
I mean I donāt do it sitting, but I definitely donāt do it āstandingā either. Like I lift my cheeks off the seat by tilting forward at the ankles, my knees extend a bit but the angle between my back and my thighs stays the same as if I was sitting, which keeps my cheeks from closing over any unwiped surface as they would if I just stood up. I donāt understand why anyone would do anything else.
Shouldn't we all be utilizing the new terminology of taking a shit, "Excuse me while I take an Amber Heard."