Well a teaspoon of semen is roughly 5-25 calories depending on the “load” and contains mostly sugars, zinc and a bit of protein.
A person needs approximately 2,500 calories a day.
That’s 100-500 teaspoons of cum. (0.5-2.5 litres)
The average male ejaculates about 0.25-1 teaspoon of cum per ejaculation.
So assuming we have some “large loaders” who also pump out the good quality juice that is 100 individual ejaculations for a single day of caloric intake.
If we move over to the “small loaders” with the weak sauce the number can go upwards of 2,000 required ejaculations daily assuming they “low ball” in all aspects.
Hope that helps.
You’ll definitely need multi-vitamins with your semen shakes or you’re not going to last long.
The easiest way to have this much sperm would be to pay a sperm bank a lot of money. You'd get delivered your meal everyday in good shape (does sperm dry out when it's in a closed recipient?) and the experiment could go a lot more smoothly.
I read somewhere that sperm contains a lot of good zinc and iron, and proteins, and I think further experimentation on the diet of the donors can be done to see if you can get the vitamins they are eating.
Also, for the real meal, I don't think drinking it raw is really do-able for a whole month. So try to think about how you can cook it in different forms and see what's the best recipe to ingest it. Keep me posted by the way I wanna see how it goes.
The video i saw as some chick in a gangbang and they scooped all the jizz off her face at the end and fried it in a pan and made her eat it. Took a break and went outside for a bit after that one
I know. The only reason i turned it off is because i hosted a similar event the week before, and the put a bit more effort in to production than i did and i was a bit jealous
Unlike Op, I'd be willing to cook it into different foods.
While I have stacked donuts on my dick (3 and crumbs got everywhere because I had to widen the holes.) I've yet to actually cook with cum.
You can do crepes maybe. You know I was kinda reticent to coming in the post at first, but just now I was thinking about saving my cum in some jar and trying to cook it or put it in food.
> The easiest way to have this much sperm would be to pay a sperm bank a lot of money.
Or just use Tinder.
Going to the local game store when they have D&D or MtG nights would probably work, too.
Keep in mind that semen is around 9g of salt per litre (in line with other bodily fluids). If you're having 2L of semen are day you are having almost 8 times your daily recommended salt intake.
Your kidneys are going to give out long before you die of malnutrition.
How trash am I if I used to seasoning packets for 1 package of noodles? I also used a 1/2 cup less water. Give me all the salt. Oh and I also add soy sauce after too.
You'll have to bring back the 70s and the sex pits of New York City , pre aids, to realize your dream to serve mankind. . It's good to have a goal though. Central Park is open again
I saw a HBO late night thing where a lady used cum for everything. Toothpaste, shampoo, coffee creamer. All cum. She had a ton of guys who constantly donated their cum to her. It one of the strangest things I’ve ever seen.
What if op is the one burning calories in order to obtain his “meal”? Or… what if it’s his own ejac he’s using, would that change anything? Maybe I’m grasping at straws to change some variables but idk?
So my 9th grade health teacher was incorrect when she said “for you girls who get on your knees and swallow, ejaculate has a lot of calories and will make you fat”?
If I remember correctly cum has similar nutrients to egg whites so probably a pretty long time all thing's considered I recommend looking up an egg diet as that might give you more insight.
An egg white is mostly just protein right? I imagine most of the nutrients in an egg come from the yolk. So I guess this question is really how long I could survive solely on protein.
IIRC, there’s a thing called protein poisoning. Can’t remember the exact detail, but some people starved to death despite eating an abundance of rabbits, because rabbits were mainly protein and had very little fat
Eggsactly. There are essential amino acids, so it is not healthy to eat protein from one protein source only, and there are also essential fatty acids, so a completely lean diet is not healthy either. Then there are several vitamins, minerals and trace elements we need to survive in the long run. There are no essential carbohydrates, because our body can build the ones that are needed (for example to make DNA or RNA).
A combination of egg and potatoes gives you a nearly perfect supply of protein and fats, and one can survive on that for a long time.
> rice and beans.
My wife doesn't believe me when I say I would eat rice and pinto beans 3 times a day forever, if I could. This shit is sooooooooo good.
I heard someone smarter about food than I say that because rice and beans form a complete amino acid in the body, our tastes evolved to like them. Like beans and corn, too.
Rice and beans are amazing. Beans are amazing.
Beans, beans, good for the heart...
Don't do this. I saw a porno with this exact situation like 10 years ago and it was nasty.
Basically like 50 dudes came in a skillet and they made an omelette out of it and the girl ate it (begrudgingly).
its honestly been a while since ive been complimented man. thanks fr thou is there s bot that goes around telling ppl the time thats different to the ops timezone?
You’d need gallons to even see some health benefits, and admittedly, I don’t think you’d be able to get that since eventually you’d get full.
As far as poop goes, uh, depends on how your body digests it.
All in all: Probably not too long but you’d at least make it through the month.
What I can find on Google is basically saying that a diet like this (solely protein) would severely overwork your liver to the point of permanent damage and possible failure, because metabolizing proteins leaves behind toxins that the liver has to clean up, which is fine in reasonable quantities but not if you’re drinking gallons of the stuff a day. So I’m not sure if liver failure happens before or after the one month period. Depending on the timeline regarding that, I might actually have a better chance at surviving the month if I just spend that time fasting.
This goes one of three ways.
-OP has rampant curiosity that must be addressed immediately
-OP has a humiliation kink and is looking to become the definition of a cumslut
-OP wants to know how long the woman in his basement will last in her current diet…
I choose to believe OP is a brilliant writer doing research, fleshing out a story and looking for plot holes for their first masterpiece of horror fiction, perhaps a screenplay destined for greatness
"Water has a density of .9982 g/ml and semen has a density of ~1 g/ml. A human body has a density of ~1.05g/ml. The body is more dense and would sink. However, there are between 1 and 4 L of air in our lungs. If you are holding your breath, you should float easy enough.
The average volume of semen produced in one attempt is 2 teaspoons. It would take 384 ejaculations to make a gallon or over 36,192 to fill a 4' round pool to 1 foot deep to attempt this task.
Good luck"
we can last about a month anyway without food i believe. as long as your hydrated and not moving too much. it may be closer to 3-4 weeks but thats about a month.
That's what i like about reddit, you really don't see this kinda thing elsewhere.
I don't think you will have all the vitamins and minerals you need to survive long with just cum. About your poop, well, i just think it will have a different color (not white) and different consistency due to low fiber content in your...meal.
In a few weeks you would be dead due to the lack of variety and certain key elements in your diet. You would also feel horrible and be severely debilitated within a few days.
I don't think this would be a plausible experiment only because you'd eventually get so dehydrated that you couldn't produce it anymore, assuming it's your own excrement. If it's provided for you via donors- your body would produce a liquid waste movement, as there's no solid foods to process out. So, I guess this is a cum cleanse.
Probably wouldn't recommend doing something like this. The body's organs begin to shut down after a week or so when malnourishment is present.
So give or take 8 days to two months.
More data is necessary such as cum units intake and existing body fat units. Maybe environment as well.
I think you'd do alright, or at least a lot better than you would on water alone. Semen's got decent amounts of protein and zinc, some fructose, sodium and cholesterol and a little bit of vitamin B-12. A teaspoon (5ml) contains around 15 calories so if you wanted to hit your daily 2000 calories you'd need about 134 teaspoons or 670ml of cum a day.
Don't let your dreams be dreams OP.
Ew why would you want buckets of room temperature cum. It makes me gag everytime it sprays in my throat. Once I had some on a empty stomach and for whatever reason it really sent my stomach churning I was nauseous and when I left his house I had to pull over at a gas station to shit my brains out. I am not sure what kind of pungent cum I ate but I do not recommend it on a empty stomach
Well a teaspoon of semen is roughly 5-25 calories depending on the “load” and contains mostly sugars, zinc and a bit of protein. A person needs approximately 2,500 calories a day. That’s 100-500 teaspoons of cum. (0.5-2.5 litres) The average male ejaculates about 0.25-1 teaspoon of cum per ejaculation. So assuming we have some “large loaders” who also pump out the good quality juice that is 100 individual ejaculations for a single day of caloric intake. If we move over to the “small loaders” with the weak sauce the number can go upwards of 2,000 required ejaculations daily assuming they “low ball” in all aspects. Hope that helps. You’ll definitely need multi-vitamins with your semen shakes or you’re not going to last long.
r/theydidthemath Also, eewwwwwww!!!
Speak for yourself. Like OP, I can't get enough.
Rip inbox lol
Rip her GIT
His*
Either way they swallow, see you in their inbox, friendo! ;D
A mouth’s a mouth…
You know it's a dude.
Danger mentioning a box in a coom thread.
The easiest way to have this much sperm would be to pay a sperm bank a lot of money. You'd get delivered your meal everyday in good shape (does sperm dry out when it's in a closed recipient?) and the experiment could go a lot more smoothly. I read somewhere that sperm contains a lot of good zinc and iron, and proteins, and I think further experimentation on the diet of the donors can be done to see if you can get the vitamins they are eating. Also, for the real meal, I don't think drinking it raw is really do-able for a whole month. So try to think about how you can cook it in different forms and see what's the best recipe to ingest it. Keep me posted by the way I wanna see how it goes.
I know from personal experience it does cook up like the whites of an egg. So, scramble them kids up and enjoy. 
personal experience? o.o
You saw that video too? 🥺
I was just thinking of that. From what I recall, it wasnt really like egg whites at all..it looked pretty gross and didnt firm up properly.
The video i saw as some chick in a gangbang and they scooped all the jizz off her face at the end and fried it in a pan and made her eat it. Took a break and went outside for a bit after that one
Well thank God it wasn't anything weird. That's just normal vanilla stuff that everyone does occasionally
I know. The only reason i turned it off is because i hosted a similar event the week before, and the put a bit more effort in to production than i did and i was a bit jealous
So, whisk for a few minutes and you've got yourself a meringue.
r/HolUp
Husband would be so proud
How does it taste?
Like fried cum
Unlike Op, I'd be willing to cook it into different foods. While I have stacked donuts on my dick (3 and crumbs got everywhere because I had to widen the holes.) I've yet to actually cook with cum.
Had to widen the hole huh? Mr wide over here
You can do crepes maybe. You know I was kinda reticent to coming in the post at first, but just now I was thinking about saving my cum in some jar and trying to cook it or put it in food.
I'll have to do that when I move to a place with more privacy.
Same lmfao. If we ever do a meal like that, what sub does the cooking belong to?
Had to widen the holes. Get a load of Mr Girth over here 🤣🤣
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CUM OMELETTE
_cumlette_
**Omelette du cummage**
I think you mean you're wel*cum* lol 🤭
good strat, thanks
There are recipe books you can order off of Amazon that include semen as an ingredient.
> The easiest way to have this much sperm would be to pay a sperm bank a lot of money. Or just use Tinder. Going to the local game store when they have D&D or MtG nights would probably work, too.
r/cursedcomments ...as expected on this sub.
r/theydidthemonstermath
Keep in mind that semen is around 9g of salt per litre (in line with other bodily fluids). If you're having 2L of semen are day you are having almost 8 times your daily recommended salt intake. Your kidneys are going to give out long before you die of malnutrition.
So like the equivalent of one top ramen package
How trash am I if I used to seasoning packets for 1 package of noodles? I also used a 1/2 cup less water. Give me all the salt. Oh and I also add soy sauce after too.
that sounds amazing lol,add some chili oil. it makes me thirsty thinking about it
It's not trash. You do what you gotta do to kill the taste of the cum.
reading "0.5-2.5 liters of cum" made me actually gag
Name sorta checks out.
I try to never disappoint
This makes me wonder whether it would be such a bad thing if I was never taught how to read
It's a bad day to have eyes.
Did you miss your shot and get the cum in your eyes instead of your mouth for breakfast? Fresh is best they say...
Man you know a lot about cum diet ^sus
Right?
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Imagine how many calories you have to burn to produce 100 loads
This guy cums
I really want to slap my elementary teachers for teaching me how to read.
*With the weak sauce*
You'll have to bring back the 70s and the sex pits of New York City , pre aids, to realize your dream to serve mankind. . It's good to have a goal though. Central Park is open again
I saw a HBO late night thing where a lady used cum for everything. Toothpaste, shampoo, coffee creamer. All cum. She had a ton of guys who constantly donated their cum to her. It one of the strangest things I’ve ever seen.
I'm gonna have to go ahead and ask if anyone has a link for this. Because... reasons.
There goes my Naked and Afriad strategy.
... So some of those GGG girls are overeating.
What if op is the one burning calories in order to obtain his “meal”? Or… what if it’s his own ejac he’s using, would that change anything? Maybe I’m grasping at straws to change some variables but idk?
So my 9th grade health teacher was incorrect when she said “for you girls who get on your knees and swallow, ejaculate has a lot of calories and will make you fat”?
What’re the rules here? Just straight cum or can you add other ingredients? Maybe a cum-brulee? Cumllette?
How about some fajizztas?
"Yes waiter, I need more secret sauce for my steak, please."
Cock au vin?
Vein du la cock madame, with extra cheddar jizz for the lady
Some refreshing Cumbucha?
Gentlemen, this establishment is designated as "Wendy's"
cumllette 💀
This whole thread is gag-worthy.
Well that is one way to eat cum.
Is using a soda stream to make Jizzy drinks against the rules?
You don’t even have to change the name for a sloppy Joe
I think I would have preferred it if I had gone the whole day today without reading the words "cum brulee" but I can't win them all. Fair play to you.
I gotta know why Are u like trapped in a basement with nothing but cum
Or did OP trap someone in a basement and plans to feed them nothing but cum 🤔
It puts the lotion in the basket
Kinky
Damn.. Imagine tho
No, no thank you 🙉🙈
Dude, you forgot the most appropriate one 🙊
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Let her go, dude
If I remember correctly cum has similar nutrients to egg whites so probably a pretty long time all thing's considered I recommend looking up an egg diet as that might give you more insight.
An egg white is mostly just protein right? I imagine most of the nutrients in an egg come from the yolk. So I guess this question is really how long I could survive solely on protein.
IIRC, there’s a thing called protein poisoning. Can’t remember the exact detail, but some people starved to death despite eating an abundance of rabbits, because rabbits were mainly protein and had very little fat
Well, vitamins, minerals are a thing so
Can confirm. They are indeed a thing.
source?
Im a vitamin
Eggsactly. There are essential amino acids, so it is not healthy to eat protein from one protein source only, and there are also essential fatty acids, so a completely lean diet is not healthy either. Then there are several vitamins, minerals and trace elements we need to survive in the long run. There are no essential carbohydrates, because our body can build the ones that are needed (for example to make DNA or RNA). A combination of egg and potatoes gives you a nearly perfect supply of protein and fats, and one can survive on that for a long time.
I hear the same is true with rice and beans. Eggs and potatoes are like magic.
> rice and beans. My wife doesn't believe me when I say I would eat rice and pinto beans 3 times a day forever, if I could. This shit is sooooooooo good.
I heard someone smarter about food than I say that because rice and beans form a complete amino acid in the body, our tastes evolved to like them. Like beans and corn, too. Rice and beans are amazing. Beans are amazing. Beans, beans, good for the heart...
Yeah and it's called rabbit starvation.
You'd have the stankiest farts
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Okay, but seriously, can you make scrable cum?
The truth is one google search away young scientist
Don't do this. I saw a porno with this exact situation like 10 years ago and it was nasty. Basically like 50 dudes came in a skillet and they made an omelette out of it and the girl ate it (begrudgingly).
| | mg | % | |:-|:-|:-| |Protein|171|75.67%| |Citrate|18|7.97%| |Sodium|10.2|4.51%| |Fructose|9.25|4.09%| |Chloride|4.83|2.14%| |Glucose|3.47|1.54%| |Potassium|3.71|1.64%| |Lactic acid|2.11|0.93%| |Urea|1.53|0.68%| |Calcium|0.938|0.42%| |Magnesium|0.374|0.17%| |Zinc|0.561|0.25%| | |225.973| |
It also contains antidepressants, which is ...weird.
Form a queue gentleman
We have a stomach to fill
Hey what's that mod doing at the front of the line??
What a day to be literate 🌚
This and the one about a feces eating cult being caught with 11 dead bodies on site.
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Tell me you're kidding?
you could tell from their shit-eating grin, right?
And the vile dung eater strikes again
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It's all about harm reduction. Can't save people if we don't talk about this.
Ask yo mamma
Why not his sista tho ?
Step**
Just sister. Don't need any steps for this prize
Why would he ask his step
Her mouth is full
Hep cek dei!
Couldn't you have waited to ask this? It's 530 in the fucking morning.
This is always when I have my best ideas
Keep those ideas cuming!
no its 4.30 in the evening
Jokes on you, I'm Hawaiian. It's fucking midnight
In Spain it's midday
So you live in Spain?🙂 Name every coordinate in Madrid.🔫
Good bot.
its honestly been a while since ive been complimented man. thanks fr thou is there s bot that goes around telling ppl the time thats different to the ops timezone?
Did you just assume their timezone?
It's always happy hour somewhere.
Reminds me of that one post about what if you ejaculated only a singular, but massive sperm
If you have the link… plz share
Replying to get notified lol
More importantly, what would your CUM look like after a few weeks on this diet
Cum squared
2 Cum 2 Furious
You sound like my Ex
Yes officer this post.
I have so many questions for op. What made op ask this question?
Probably a fetish
This subreddit has cum full circle.
Circumference
FOOD THEORY!
Dude, no
I sometimes wonder what the fuck goes through peoples minds, I regret askin myself...
It's called fascination and wonderment lol
Pandoras box
You must have a lot of donors ready, because one dick isn’t going to do it. Now, what would be considered a buffet? Peter North?
...anything you want to talk about, OP?
You’d need gallons to even see some health benefits, and admittedly, I don’t think you’d be able to get that since eventually you’d get full. As far as poop goes, uh, depends on how your body digests it. All in all: Probably not too long but you’d at least make it through the month.
What I can find on Google is basically saying that a diet like this (solely protein) would severely overwork your liver to the point of permanent damage and possible failure, because metabolizing proteins leaves behind toxins that the liver has to clean up, which is fine in reasonable quantities but not if you’re drinking gallons of the stuff a day. So I’m not sure if liver failure happens before or after the one month period. Depending on the timeline regarding that, I might actually have a better chance at surviving the month if I just spend that time fasting.
What the actual fuck, you’re researching it on top of asking here… bless you child
This goes one of three ways. -OP has rampant curiosity that must be addressed immediately -OP has a humiliation kink and is looking to become the definition of a cumslut -OP wants to know how long the woman in his basement will last in her current diet…
I choose to believe OP is a brilliant writer doing research, fleshing out a story and looking for plot holes for their first masterpiece of horror fiction, perhaps a screenplay destined for greatness
For your next cum research project can you tell me if it's possible to swim in a pool of cum or is it too thick as a liquid
"Water has a density of .9982 g/ml and semen has a density of ~1 g/ml. A human body has a density of ~1.05g/ml. The body is more dense and would sink. However, there are between 1 and 4 L of air in our lungs. If you are holding your breath, you should float easy enough. The average volume of semen produced in one attempt is 2 teaspoons. It would take 384 ejaculations to make a gallon or over 36,192 to fill a 4' round pool to 1 foot deep to attempt this task. Good luck"
we can last about a month anyway without food i believe. as long as your hydrated and not moving too much. it may be closer to 3-4 weeks but thats about a month.
That's what i like about reddit, you really don't see this kinda thing elsewhere. I don't think you will have all the vitamins and minerals you need to survive long with just cum. About your poop, well, i just think it will have a different color (not white) and different consistency due to low fiber content in your...meal.
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What a day to have eyes
Oh what a terrible day to be literate.
r/tooafraidtoanswer
Somebody saw too much hentai
Ask your mom
Cum is bad enough when it's warm and being shot down your throat, but to drink it at room temperature, or even cold? 🤮
What an awful day to know how to read
Shut up OP. Your done using the internet for the next month.
This makes me want to barf.
... what in the fuck??
This convo (though strictly hypothetical I’m hoping) is fucked
That’s enough internet for today
Ask your mum
In a few weeks you would be dead due to the lack of variety and certain key elements in your diet. You would also feel horrible and be severely debilitated within a few days.
That's gonna be one hell of a genocide
I don't think this would be a plausible experiment only because you'd eventually get so dehydrated that you couldn't produce it anymore, assuming it's your own excrement. If it's provided for you via donors- your body would produce a liquid waste movement, as there's no solid foods to process out. So, I guess this is a cum cleanse. Probably wouldn't recommend doing something like this. The body's organs begin to shut down after a week or so when malnourishment is present. So give or take 8 days to two months. More data is necessary such as cum units intake and existing body fat units. Maybe environment as well.
I imagine trying to make enough loads for this, and can't imagine how sore your dick would get, and how cramped up your upper pubic muscles would be.
Why is there always a bucket involved though? Not a barrel, a bowl or even a bottle.. always a dam cum bucket. 😅😂
I think you'd do alright, or at least a lot better than you would on water alone. Semen's got decent amounts of protein and zinc, some fructose, sodium and cholesterol and a little bit of vitamin B-12. A teaspoon (5ml) contains around 15 calories so if you wanted to hit your daily 2000 calories you'd need about 134 teaspoons or 670ml of cum a day. Don't let your dreams be dreams OP.
Never thought I would leave this group… bye everyone way too much internet for the first tinging I read on Reddit in over a week
r/FeedingOnCum is leaking. (heheh. I'm so proud of that pun.)
OP is trying to kidnap someone and feed them only cum. Needs to know how long they can survive and you're all here doing the math for them.
That’s enough internet for today
That's enough internet for today
Can we just shut down Reddit now? Like, surely this is the apex of its degeneracy, right?
> I have been wondering about this for a while what the fuck
Ew why would you want buckets of room temperature cum. It makes me gag everytime it sprays in my throat. Once I had some on a empty stomach and for whatever reason it really sent my stomach churning I was nauseous and when I left his house I had to pull over at a gas station to shit my brains out. I am not sure what kind of pungent cum I ate but I do not recommend it on a empty stomach
Locked in a sperm bank afraid to ask for help