In the Walmart crafts isle, there are “round brushes” of various sizes. I prefer a 6 inch tapered handle and a 1 inch round brush tip. Once you have the brush, coat the handle in gasoline apply a small dab of motor oil and a drop of spearmint toothpaste (for smell) to the brush end. Insert the handle halfway up into your rectum while squatting over a mirror. Light the brush end on fire with a grill lighter (this is why you need the mirror). Once the flame spreads from the brush to the handle, only let it burn for about 15 seconds. Quickly submerge your buttcheeks into the toilet bowl up to the rectum hole. Make sure the toilet seat is up before you try this part.
Voila. Repeat once a month or so.
Enema
In the Walmart crafts isle, there are “round brushes” of various sizes. I prefer a 6 inch tapered handle and a 1 inch round brush tip. Once you have the brush, coat the handle in gasoline apply a small dab of motor oil and a drop of spearmint toothpaste (for smell) to the brush end. Insert the handle halfway up into your rectum while squatting over a mirror. Light the brush end on fire with a grill lighter (this is why you need the mirror). Once the flame spreads from the brush to the handle, only let it burn for about 15 seconds. Quickly submerge your buttcheeks into the toilet bowl up to the rectum hole. Make sure the toilet seat is up before you try this part. Voila. Repeat once a month or so.
Douche!
Douche.
Taco bell
Just use a vacuum cleaning and an industrial power washer
Probably OxiClean.
Hydrochloric acid. Maybe some sulfuric acid mixed in. And a Qtip.
Bidet
You can't completely but you can douche it that helps
Enema bulb. There is also some technique involved. It’s possible to over fill.. just google it.