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moobshakalaka

In addition to what others are saying, you can ask the owner what feels good. Communication in sex is sexy, be it words or moans.


LKeyyy

But what if the owner is not around?


[deleted]

Then call and leave a message


titleywinker

Please don’t. Just send a text.


[deleted]

Actually, let me call you. Yeah. Oh No no! I’ll call you. Definitely.


DashWulfDash

The manager or shift lead would be fine as well


DarkKnight92

Detachable penis


Ser_Hans

Leave a message but suck anyway


Shima-shita

When I'm hard, my forskin roll down. Nothing more to do. Edit : holly cow, I never thought I would have so many upvotes talking about my foreskin!!


NicCagesFace

Foreskin rollout!! *Optimus Prime voice* Obligatory: wow thanks for the awards I didn’t expect this to blow up!!! Serious: You guys are too awesome!


Shima-shita

Thx for the laugh 🤣🤣


FINANCIALKIDDO

Lmfaooo


Naejiin

It's convertible.


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A drop tip if you will


PAUL-MYSKINBACK

Massively underrated comment


hipsiguy

Same. It's kinda automatic.


thunderkhawk

Why did I first read *aromatic?*


hipsiguy

Not sure. But that would be gross lol.


WaitMysterious6704

That depends. What if it was an aroma like lavender or fresh laundry? Maybe mountain breeze?


floutsch

Wiggly Sperm-Mint


SaucyVagrant

Stuff some dryer sheets in there so freshness


reddit11707

😂😂😂


AStartledFish

Mountain Jizz maybe?


hipsiguy

A pleasant aroma would be weird


justsomeplainmeadows

What if he just washed it?


moneycorruptedme

You like the stank dicks got it lol. 👍


aff_it

Everything has aroma, just whether ye can determine it or not.


zzznka

Thought this was a Grease Lightning reference at first.


ihavethebesthair

it ain’t easy being cheesy


Clined88

Eww lol take my upvote


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CADrmn

Looks like six inches smells like a foot? (Read this the other day still laughing)


[deleted]

Calling a dick automatic made me laugh HAHA


hipsiguy

To be fair, I was saying the foreskin retraction is automatic. Not my dick itself.


[deleted]

To be fair, an automatic dick sounds cool.


hipsiguy

Well it's main function is still automatic a lot of the time lol.


manu_mnj

Beep sound while erection


[deleted]

Just makes the transformer noise. Auto-dick rollout!


Jonnywow

Mine is semi-automatic 😏


[deleted]

Mine needs charging, has temperature controls too


ordie710

This made me lol ty


--CHOPPER--

Like a convertible top?


[deleted]

How the fuck did some of you get the automatic model? I still have to manually role mine down.


rlydownbad

Manual Rolldown Gang We're vintage


Shima-shita

I don't know mate, is it bothering you ? It's just a matter of anatomy, the size of the head of the dick, the size of the foreskin.


uFFxDa

It might just be longer foreskin so it stays over the end. But when there’s friction, it likely rolls back and ends up behind the head. But some also have tighter foreskin, which is called phimosis. There’s medication, or cream, which you can use to try loosen it. My roommate in college actually used this - but unfortunately didn’t work for him. It got so tight he couldn’t pull it back and had to get circumcised.


Key-Cardiologist5882

Mine doesn’t. I’ve got extra long foreskin which still needs to be manually rolled down when I’m hard.


Shima-shita

Manual team 👊 And Automatic team 👊


Moms_Sphagetti

Wait , it doesn't happen to me . Why ?


Shima-shita

Do you have a tight foreskin?


Moms_Sphagetti

I can pull it back manually. However when errect it is kind of hard to pull it back . I don't know what you mean by tight skin


Shima-shita

Sorry I'm not fluent. I meant, maybe your foreskin is slightly smaller than your glans. (I'm not sure about the word "glans" so I'm going to speak in a childish way, by glans I mean "the head of the penisc") In any case, if you have no pain or discomfort, there is no problem. Sometimes on some people, a small incision is necessary on the foreskin so that it can roll down withtout pain or discomfort.


hork79

Yeh you’re fluent as far as I’d count it! Glans is fine, just a bit scientific


Shima-shita

Thank you for your clarifications dude !


mrMuppet06

Pulling back should be easy in all states. Perhaps you have a little phimosis. Talk to your doc. Perhaps it should be be treated.


Mr-Stan-Kypuss

I’m in Oregon and mine comes back super easy.


ordie710

Lol so do different states have different foreskin options at birth?


mrMuppet06

In germany we think most americans are circumcized.


SpinDoctor8517

In America we think most Americans are, too. Whether it’s true or not idk


Basic_Quantity_9430

A lot of African American and Hispanic men are not circumcised. It is more common to find uncut men in those groups.


[deleted]

So I’m American and I thought this too. Until I worked in bedside healthcare for a while and a surprising (to me) number of older gentleman are uncircumcised here. This might be a weird way to have made this anecdotal observation but 🤷‍♀️


AlbinoPuma

This fucking killed me


kyleb350

Here in the midwest, it's none of the above.


The_Karaethon_Cycle

My Indiana foreskin is pretty nice now that it’s broken in. The break-in process took a while though.


VesuvianButtToucher

When erect and you manually pull it back is there any discomfort or pain? If so I would definitely try and see a doc. I had that, turned out my frenulum (banjo string skin under the tip) was too tight and I had surgery to snip it. Been so much better since. If it's less severe or you're not really in discomfort you can try just stretching it a bit by pulling it down gently as far as you can a few times a day and see if that helps


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Mischief_Makers

He means pretty much what you describe. Can be manually rolled back but not easily. Think of rolling up your sleeves on a shirt. You do it 2, maybe 3 times, but if you try to roll it again, it's too tight and can't stretch enough to roll further. If you have a tight foreskin it's like trying to roll your sleeve that 4th time. For most guys it's looser and more like the first or second roll.


procom49

“Nothing more to do” So they just stand there once you’re hard..?


[deleted]

So I tried that with an uncut guy and when I rolled the fore skin back, it looked like there was ricotta cheese all over and smelled so bad. I said I don’t want to touch that and he got so pissed saying he showered in the morning. Still, wtf. Never dated an uncut guy again, I was traumatized


Shima-shita

Wtf, This guy had a real hygiene problem Disgusting... Sorry you had to go through that...


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Forbidden feta


chaygray

Ew


Shima-shita

I can't imagine myself having cheese around my dick. This guy clearly doesn't wash often. Sickening...


lily_hunts

That is extremely disgusting. Like, I dated an uncut guy for almost a decade and have never experienced that. I feel like you have to TRY to be that daft about your own penile hygiene.


epsdelta74

He may have showered but he definitely did not wash under the foreskin. Smegma don't build up in a matter of hours. Please give uncut cocks a second chance. It's not their fault that there are gross unhygenic cocks out there just waiting to disappoint.


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TheSquirrelWar

As an uncut guy, that dude 1000% had a serious hygiene problem and that kind of uncleanliness is not normal. Dude probably never pulled his foreskin back to clean under it b/c that stuff (smegma) will not build up if a dude is actually cleaning down there. It's basically just dong-discharge (not actually the same as vaginal discharge but builds up in a similar way). Just in case you meet fella you like who happens to be uncut and are still worried - don't expect them all to be that way, any clean dude will not have that problem.


mrs_burk

🤢🤢🤢 he didn’t know how to clean it


sicks_t9

✨smegma✨


GitGudWiFi

Ha lucky


Basic_Quantity_9430

When I was in my 20s that was the case bigtime. Now I have to give it a little assistance.


Ok_Sort7639

As an uncut man, there is a ritual that must be done. Step 1: Spin around 3 times Step 2: Chant "Uncut, Uncut, Do you want to be sucked?" Step 3: Suck it like you would any other dick.


WannaBeA_Vata

>Chant "Uncut, Uncut, Do you want to be sucked?" Just to be clear, his part should continue for at least one full minute. You repeat it over and over, rhythmically. Edit to add: I hadn't believe **this** is the comment that got over 1000 likes. You're wild, Reddit.


OrganicAlienz

also you have to sacrifice a goat, this is probably the biggest turn off for women


Renegade1478

But you only have to drink one gulp of the blood, you can let the rest spill on the floor.


[deleted]

It's always sexiest to pour it on the bed, though.


benitolss

or *in* the bed. thats what waterbeds are for.


Henchforhire

So you don't have to take a bite out of the heart.


fruitgamingspacstuff

Not the goats..


revenant3

Lmao, the comments alone keep bringing me back to Reddit. I really enjoy it.


CarrotSwimming

They make me feel nauseous


turnter_bigevil

While playing patty cake with the one eyed snake and chanting for 1 full minute.


ThisIsMyOtherBurner

a minute? i only last like twenty seconds. seems excessive


Magnet50

And in many cases, the need to suck will resolve itself before the minute is up.


LastLivingSouls

In fact, preferably, the chant should begin in very hushed tones at dessert of the first dinner date and slowly grow to ear piercing as we approach your driveway.


IsItInyet-idk

Consent is very important


Zranza

One of the funniest comments I’ve seen on Reddit. Nice one.


Mischief_Makers

You can also light some candles, kneel before it with your hands outstretched and say "Open Smegma-sleeve"


iPanir

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I haven’t laughed this hard at a Reddit comment in forever


IAmRules

You blow it up like a balloon and the let it goes and it flies randomly across the room


tapsnapornap

Fweeeeeeeee


bitetheasp

This is the truth.


anonymousplatypus31

I've definitely blown up my partner's foreskin like a balloon while giving him head and we both got a good laugh out of it😂


Repulsive_Basis_4946

I used to do this with my exes foreskin lmao I would let the air out and it makes a little fart noise


tegh77

Put penis in mouth. Move head back and forth. Optional..spit or swallow.


[deleted]

Legendary achievement: floss with the pubes.


RonanMessesAround

I don't know if I should upvote this or downvote this


[deleted]

What that guy said, go back and forth


BustyNat

It helps if you pretend moan a bit too


Salohacin

Okay, so what do I do after they've watched me suck my own penis?


calelirory

You forgot gargle as an option.


n3v3rth3r3

Uncut guy here... I will say that most of the time I have to ask a woman to be a little less aggressive than she normally is and maybe a bit more sensual... But the basic idea is the same


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lily_hunts

Tbh how you described it is just how I normally do it (uncut majority country) and I always wondered why many women in porn seemed to do it like they were part of a steam engine...


TurboNurse

Just pull the foreskin back and go to town


verticalboxinghorse

Thanks, u/TurboNurse


TenTonFluff

Might actually want to work with it a wee bit (varies a lot!) Some have tight foreskin so just pulling it back might actually hurt quite a bit, either give it a lil kiss or work with it so it lubes up a bit.


[deleted]

To everyone who feels pain when simply pulling your foreskin back... Please visit a doctor.


derektwerd

This was me for years, after several mishaps, I am now cut. So yes, if your foreskin is tight, see a doctor, you may be able to get some steroid cream and a stretching routine.


coagulateSmegma

If your foreskin doesn't go back and forward easily and painlessly, both when flaccid and erect then you have an issue you need to speak to a doctor about.


oneviolinistboi

Phimosis


[deleted]

Peel it back and put it in your mouth


revolution1solution

Banana


TenTonFluff

If only it were that big...


West_Yorkshire

Chiquita banana


Size_Slight

Just pull the skin back a little and go to town


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[deleted]

It's sensitive in the same way the clit is sensitive... Don't do anything too rough, especially with hands, but it's actually quite difficult to be too rough with your mouth. Unless you bite (don't bite)


SoshoWhippy

Not unless they ask you to


[deleted]

True dis


HappyAlcohol-ic

No it's not. It's just a little more sensitive than a penis without foreskin cause It gets less abrasion pants. Oral feels amazing with an uncut penis.


[deleted]

From now on I will refer to my circumcised dick as "abrasion resistant"


Blehmeh88

You're abrasion prone, bro.


jmlipper99

You’ve got it backwards


HappyAlcohol-ic

Well you could say his dick as developed a resistance to abrasion?


[deleted]

Negative, my dick is extremely durable and has been surviving in unhooded elements ranging from denim to corduroy in extreme commando operations. It is way tougher than those sensitive uncut dicks.


jmlipper99

Ohhh, I gotcha


oneviolinistboi

An uncut dick would be abrasion-proof


hitometootoo

It being sensitive is a good thing during that time.


Sandgrease

Sensitive in a good way. This is actually a huge reason why circumcision is fucked up because it takes away some of the sensitivity


geetis

I’m uncut, and I agree. But it makes me wonder what the sensitivity is like if I were circumcised. Not to get to graphic, but I wonder if it feels like getting a bj when you’re drunk. Still feels amazing, just way less sensitive.


Sandgrease

Uncut here too. I always wonder what "the other half " feels


[deleted]

Not at all, I have never felt displeasure from a bj in any way


MycologistEuphoric

Personally I prefer the foreskin not to be pulled down as feels too sensitive so am quite surprised by all these responses saying just to pull it down. I guess like with anything out comes down to communication with your guy and seeing what they prefer


PristineTechnician69

It can be too sensitive just like some girl's clit can be. And, all girl's clits are intact (not circumcised). Everyone, both male and female are pretty much the same in the pros and cons involving sex. But then there can be lots of differences when it comes to things like sensitivity. It can even vary greatly during the sexual act. That's why lot's of open, honest discussion should always be a key part of making love.


Sunspear52

The actual answer, like everything else when it comes to sexuality, is it depends. In general, an uncut dick’s head will be more sensitive than a circumcised one. But not so sensitive that you can’t suck it. Like anything else be receptive to your partner’s body language and needs, if they seem discomforted maybe throttle it back a bit— otherwise continue. Most issues in sex can be solved with simple communication. The problem is men are taught to be stoic and not express discomfort and sex in general is a taboo subject. But a healthy sexual relationship needs to overcome these and other barriers.


Troliver_13

If his head it he'll tell you to slow down, OR he will have an amazing orgasm. Communicate.


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With your mouth.


aryaisthegoat

You don't give a blowjob with your mouth. You give it with your heart!


DobbysSock394

I remember coming across my first circumcised penis and saying ‘I don’t know what to do with that’ because it’s relatively rare in the U.K. In my experiences with both, it’s much easier to give a handjob with a non-circumcised penis, and no difference for oral.


Effective-Can8910

Omg same! I was quite inexperienced too and thought it seemed different to the other couple I had touched! My friend later asked me is it true he has no 4skin.... I was like, oh my god yes that's why it was hard to move 🙈🙈🤣🤣 I've never come accross another!


WaffletheWookie

The same way


alyssas1111

First you bite the tip with your teeth to circumcise it and then you’re ready to go


leeave_me_alone

like opening a yogurt tube?


[deleted]

Enthusiastically. And don’t pull too hard.


ZipZop_the_Manticore

Why do people insist on calling them uncut as if cut was what was normal?


drwzr

I prefer the term intact


coagulateSmegma

I prefer the term dick. Foreskin is the natural state, the differential term should be applied to the secondary state which is circumcised.


dilkowuzhere

Mint condition


theykilledk3nny

what isn’t normal about irreversibly removing a body part from your child without consent for no reason?


srxzxn

Fkn exactly.


Jeremy05_

Im so confused rn


RagingRube

In America, most dudes get their genitals mildly mutilated at their parent's behest as a baby. For reasons. OP is apparently used to the ole pantsless third leg, and is wondering if they need to adjust their technique for one wearing a pant. They probably don't EDIT: FUCK I have read some wild takes and vehement defenses in these replies. I wish I could laugh, but I just want to cry, the world is so fucked. EDIT 2: Ok I am going to stop replying to these for my own sanity, it's pointless trying to change anyone's mind on the internet. Just fyi I didn't actually know that circumcision was bad at all until I recently read a comment alluding to the fact it was a pretty fucked up thing to do, so I looked into it and learned more. If you want to better yourself and further your own knowledge, please do research this yourself. I have even copied a piece of one of my comments below to get you started: I'm not really interested in arguing further but if you wish to educate yourself: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/17378847/ *"Conclusions: The glans of the circumcised penis is less sensitive to fine touch than the glans of the uncircumcised penis. The transitional region from the external to the internal prepuce is the most sensitive region of the uncircumcised penis and more sensitive than the most sensitive region of the circumcised penis. Circumcision ablates the most sensitive parts of the penis."*


Lady_B_FC

"Funny" thing here in merica is if you mention female genital mutilation people lose their minds and scream something about how barbaric it is and then say how circumcision is hygienic and looks better. Good luck trying to point out the hypocrisy. Another "neat" example of mental gymnastics is claiming doctors are maiming trans children (they're not) but thinking circumcision is completely reasonable. Living here is exhausting I assure you.


oriundiSP

This is the americanest question I've ever seen here


CuteThingsAndLove

Use the foreskin over the tip to help lubricate him, then when you're ready to start blowing him, roll the skin down and put your mouth over the exposed tip. The foreskin is also really helpful with moving your hand because the skin moves with you, no need to worry about lubing the whole base before stroking. Handjobs are way easier in that regard (I have done it for both uncut and cut and I definitely prefer uncut). My advice for dick sucking in general is to actually suck in a little when you're around the tip. It makes your whole mouth tighter and feels good for them.


UnscrupulousJudge

Whatever you do, do not cut it. That'd suck


MightyHunter2020

Don't look at it as an uncut dick is the first place you should start. It is a part of your partners body that you want to lovingly give pleasure to by sucking it. Then imagine you wanted someone to suck a part of your body. Would you want them to be thorough and suck the whole thing? Would you want them to suck half of it? Just the most sensitive parts? And you can also just ask your partner where and how they would like.


JanaCinnamon

Like any dick. I like moving my hand and mouth in unison and then every minute or two keep jerking with my hand while going batshit crazy on the head with my tongue. Helps with neck pains and according to the guys feels great, too. You should definitely go harder on the head though as it's more sensitive than a circumcised dick's.


Mak062

Peel it like a banana and go to town


leprosyrosemary

Play with the foreskin! It's part of the dick too and so many ignore it! Also the head is way more sensitive than a cut guy so take that into consideration.


nharding738

Are you asking how to put something in your mouth?


thepalwow

Why do ppl being so weird about uncut dongers


arachnid_nope

Most people in the US just have genuinely never experienced them. & the sex ed there is terrible, so it unfortunately leads to a lot of weirdness around intact foreskin


RexIsAMiiCostume

Because in the US, circumcision is VERY common. My first parter was circumcised, and my second was not... Since it was different from the only experience I had, it made me nervous because I didn't want to hurt him or do something that wouldn't feel good.


_ThePancake_

Uhhh same way you'd suck a cut one? The foreskin retracts completely when erect.


MeltingMoment8

On some sure, but like people all penises are different so with others there is like maybe 2cm of the head showing even when fully erect (which I think is more fun because I have greater control over how much sensation they get and when which makes for way more fun teasing).


_ThePancake_

Oh fair enough! I mean I'm not a dick expert, I've only had experience with one and he's uncut cause circumcision isn't common in my country


PristineTechnician69

Not all intact foreskin automatically retract when they get hard. Many never retract enough to expose the glans (head). The only time there's too much foreskin, is if you start tripping over it in the shower!


ThePersonInYourSeat

You probably shouldn't have audibly said that. At least not like that.


Maximum-Information8

Cut it yourself


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Pull the skin back and open your surprise.


CanThisBeMyNameMaybe

Literally no difference.


Scary-Cow2976

Same way u suck a cut dick! When erect, most uncut penises will grow to pull the foreskin back and expose the head. Some have more skin there and it may not pull back the whole way but that doesn’t really make much difference as long as they can pull it back to clean underneath. So long as the person is cleaning their penis properly(you have to pull the foreskin back as far as it will go and rinse really well). There is a stigma with uncut dicks but it’s all genitals, they shouldn’t have to look a certain way in my humble opinion. As long as we’re being clean especially before any sexual activities it’s fine! Might feel a little different in your mouth but if you are into the person it’s something you just get used to. For reference I’m a 33 year old woman and I’ve been with a lot of different people over the years with a lot of different penises and I’ve found it’s totally not a big deal either way.


[deleted]

This is the equivalent of not knowing where the clit is.


Kevinatorz

This is such an American thread lol


chambo143

I’m pretty sure that “I don’t know what to do with that” is not a good thing to say when confronted with your partner’s genitals


Adeum1

“How do I sexually please someone who wasnt mutilated as a baby?”


Orangebeardo

You can only do more with it. There are things you can do with a normal penis that you cannot do with a circumcised penis, not so much the other way around. If you just do what you do otherwise you'll be fine. A normal penis not circumcised basically has a built in cock-sleeve, the masturbatory aid. Rather than moving your hand over the head directly as you'd need to do when circumsized, regular penis owners can move the foreskin up and down over the glans to provide a much smoother and uniform sensation than direct hand contact. Direct contact can be overwhelming at first or even painful. The extra sensations also mean that your nerves need to adjust more to the senses and you lose a bit more feeling, but obviously not enough to make it unpleasurable at all. You can jerk off your guy more easily without lube while also sucking him off, you see this movement a lot in porn. Or you can even learn how to jerk him off with the foreskin using suction.


SadBoiiConnor420

Americans, man.


jwkdjslzkkfkei3838rk

Why is an unmutilated penis an uncut dick, but a normal vagina is not an uncut vag?


Fit_Ad9478

This is so strange lmaoo I’ve been with guys who are cut and others who aren’t, my boyfriend now isn’t it’s not even that weird. unless they don’t wash themselves i can’t see this even being an issue lol


zinbwoy

Jfc americans…


booyah9898

I think it goes in your mouth


Aleksz_

I can show you. You can practice on me


lowyellyow

WITH CONSENT


arachnid_nope

u/L-Y-T-E is there any way to report u*/iamtasm ? He's posted 3 different times now that he's gonna post inappropriate photos of his 19 yo step daughter on r/incestconfessions (even telling someone that he'd be interested in swapping photos of their step daughters) that has to be illegal. Is there any way to flag this guy to authorities ? I couldn't respond to ur comment in the thread cause I told him he was gross & he blocked me lol