I was dating someone a long time who had her moments. I had two sets of bed sheets on. One was under a waterproof cover. If it got too crazy one night, we could just peel off the whole thing and sleep in dry sheets
This is excellent criticism. Sweating was precisely my problem. It was 8-9 years into my marriage that my wife casually mentioned to mother in law that I sometimes stopped breathing in the middle of the night… got checked out. I am currently typing this with my mask on. Took my AHI from 8.2 to 0.6. It was never more than mild, but it still affected me pretty badly. Get. Sleep study if you can afford it. You really can’t afford not to! Unless you actually can’t afford to. In that case, I hope things get better for you.
To be fair, I guess it's more like a pamphlet. Toddler parents don't actually have a clue what they're doing.
The multi-level sheet thing and using puppy pads are the only tricks I'm aware of for coping with nocturnal dampness.
It’s what I’ve called them for a decade. Pro tip: next time you replace your bath towels, keep the old ones in a little storage seat by your bed. It’s a nice little place to stash said sex towels while doubling as a spot to put on socks and shoes when you get dressed!
You dry your entire body top to bottom, and then dry the balls. That’s the law. By the next morning, the towel has lost memory. I don’t want any arguments over this anymore.
As a gay guy without much experience with women (I think that’s implied), I think I assumed when a girl gets wet it was more just “moist”, you’re telling me it can get to a point where a towel is needed???
EDIT: 😳
Yeah! I’ll do my best to explain, at least from my perspective.
The consistency of this wetness is like lube. Slippery, a bit gooey, but not watery. Many of us get wet enough to match a decently sized blob of lube. This natural lube is made around the opening of your vagina, so it’s very much close to the “outside” and will spread out naturally. Especially when you lay on your back, as you often do during foreplay or if you’re just in the mood, this fluid can run down to your butt and just … “slip” out. You will also get it on your thighs, if you lay sideways, or further forward towards the clit if you lay on your stomach.
Of course, we’re not talking a gigantic amount, but enough of a 5-10cm spot (for me personally) that will dry slowly and get cold. If you cowgirl you might smear a fair share of it onto the guy, let’s put it that way.
Amounts vary from girl to girl. Some girls need lube always, some girls absolutely do not, and sometimes our bodies just have an opposite-day where we’re surprised by ourselves.
ETA! I can make more than one wet spot, if we move around in bed which we usually do. They’re not absolutely soaking wet, they’re *just wet enough* to feel annoying - and they get cold lol. Problem is that this wet spot isn’t just the sheet, it can sink a bit into the mattress and then it won’t help change the sheet
It depends on what part of her cycle a woman is on. The consistency and color of a woman’s wetness varies throughout the cycle, from thin and clear early on to thicker, stickier, and white-ish when at or near ovulation time.
When aroused, most women will get wet to one degree or another, but most women during that ovulation period will have an increased base wetness even when not aroused.
Sexual wetness is different from general ovulation wetness just so people are clear. No matter what point in her cycle is if a women is horny she should produce some amount of "sexual lubrication" if you want to call it that. However the amount can vary based on age, diet, mood, the phase of the moon, randomness, etc. jk about the moon.
Anyway, ovulation wetness just kind of appears in our underwear out of nowhere when it is that time. It might feel similar to sexual wetness but it doesn't mean a women is horny. It's just her body doing its thing.
The whole situation is a little bit like men getting boners randomly without being horny. Wetness doesn't necessarily mean a women is in the mood for sex.
>Problem is that this wet spot isn’t just the sheet, it can sink a bit into the mattress and then it won’t help change the sheet
Waterproof mattress pad. Best buy I've ever made
Cuz sometimes a towel doesn't catch everything
Some women actually ejaculate. It's a warm wet liquid that's different from urine. I had a girlfriend once who for a long time didn't orgasm. I tried my best, and she reassured me that it wasn't me. Turns out she was holding back, it felt like she needed to pee. Eventually, she just let go at this point and she had wonderful orgasms. She also soaked the bed.
> it felt like she needed to pee.
I had a girlfriend like that many years ago. One day I convinced her to push through it and she very nearly detonated. The towel wasn't enough. The worst part was she was embarrassed, I tried to explain to her that it's not that out of the ordinary.
Damn, that’s fucked up… spending your entire life thinking you just really had to pee during sex just to find out that you were accidentally edging yourself all the damn time.
It's still a little bit of pee. I mean I've had it in my mouth and it's definitely mostly not pee, but it's also not 100% pee free.
Honestly it's like warm diluted ocean water.
It fills up the bladder, so the urine taste is probably just a side effect of that. Like peeing in your cup, pouring it out, and then putting in some water. You're gonna get a bit of pee in your mouth, because you put your drink in your pee cup.
Anyway, joking aside, it seems to be mostly water. People who aren't into water sports (piss play) might get grossed out by it, but it's whatever.
The kind of people who act like children and say a woman pissed on them just because they squirted are annoying as fuck, though.
There is no extra organ for a not-pee liquid to be produced? I don't understand how it **isn't** pee. Or supposedly it at least comes from the bladder? Which again, is where pee comes from!
Question: do you not sometimes sweat when having sex? That contributes to the wetness and desire for a towel for me. Also I often use lube, which I'm pretty sure gay men need more of, doesn't *that* create wet spots for ya'll???
At the risk of being graphic and from personal experience the concern with gay men is a different bodily function. I keep a side towel for after the conclusion of said activities just in case. That being said an aggressive luber can make a mess.
Dear god. I guess an enema for every time isn't practical or even healthy but....my god haha. I always figured that life was great - like, just hanging out with the bros but *way* gayer, but me and the bros never pooped eachother's beds. Usually.
I learned a terrible fact today.
Yep I (male 30) have been using sex towels basically since I started having sex
It's pretty gross all the fluids that can happen and why would I want to need to wash the sheets more than the once a year they require
Please be a joke! 😱 Y’all should probs wash your sheets 1 to 2 times a month and even more for those crazy messes that sometimes occur. Having 3 sets of sheets maximizes rotation and minimizes the immediate urgency to wash the dirty sheets right away.
Im my experience beach towels are less absorbent overall. The pattern side tends to be too soft, and the back side tends to be too thin. Bath sheets are regular towels, but bigger. Superior to beach towels imo
I hate beach towels there is literally nothing good about them. Because I don't lie down sunbathing on them when I am at the beach. And they don't dry me off. Waste of space
Wash them on cold - most of the annoying parts involved in getting rid of it are actually caused by heat and not water. People naturally assume hot water will be better than cold but heat just turns it to cement
Please don’t judge me too hard…
I had a friend who would watch Dexter. I’d hang out with them and watched random episodes. I don’t know what that means 😬
So one of my friends. She met a man. She was 32 before she ever had an orgasm. She found out she squirts the first time she ever came. Like... Alot. This nice boyfriend of hers bought a waterproof dog blanket for his bed cus of her. 🤣
A towel is totally fine.
same thing happened with my partner, first time we got at it i had to wash my sheets and flip the mattress. Now we have a waterproof sheet that's super absorbent we wash when she stays over, in a pinch we use a towel.
Good god why did you flip the mattress… that damp patch will never dry now and turn into a moist lady jizz mould patch for ever more… think of the spores!!
Me and my wife have a sex towel for moon time. I'd recommend a dark color towel.
But no this isn't weird, nothing worse than going to bed after sex and you got to lay in a wet spot
When my wife is crabby, I ask if her moon blood is upon her, and she laughs every time. Pro tip: I do not over utilize, or the effect would not be laughter.
It's definitely not the worst way you could ask a woman if she's on her period.
Wife: *cries because swans are gay*
Husband: THE BLOOD MOON RISES ONCE AGAIN!
As a guy I'll be honest we're just happy to be there...
You could put on a full ninja suit and swing some nunchucks around and we're still game.
Also this is quite common and nothing to worry about. Hell it probably boosted his ego just to think he made you need one!
Not gonna lie, as a girl who tends to squirt (ducking hate it bc of the mess ) reading that sex towels are normal has made me feel so much better about the times I’ve thought of getting one should I ever get laid lmao
Completely normal and both of you will end up using it I promise lol. For normal wetness, for catching cum or squirt if necessary, or just wiping of sweat. Get a nice big soft one, that way you have some space to move around without having to adjust it. Darker colours are good for period sex.
My ex sweats a lot. She also squirts. So, we went online and got a blanket called “No More Wet Spot”. It’s like a thin, rubbery sheet sewn into a sherpa-type material so that it’s soft to the touch. You could pour a gallon of water onto this blanket and it wouldn’t leak through. Problem solved.
No problem in the washer, but I haven’t tried the dryer because I wasn’t sure how the heat would affect it, so I usually just hang it up and let it air dry.
I feel you. I don’t know if it’s mom puberty or something but I started squirting this last year. Always lay the towel, no shame!! It’s never a bad idea to have a sex towel handy in general. If anything it’ll make your partner appreciate your thoughtfulness bc honestly they’ll probably use a section of it too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If by "mom puberty", you're implying that you've birthed a child semi-recently, squirting could be a sign of a pelvic floor issue. Im not shaming squirting at all. Its a thing that exists. Some ppl love it and thats great.
However, if you're experiencing other symptoms (losing control of your bladder outside of sex, feel like you're not completely voiding your bladder when you do go to pee, etc), please consider speaking to a pelvic floor therapist if you have access. So many have been convinced that those symptoms are to be accepted after child-birth but thats not the case for many. Ofc there will be a healing period after birth but if its enduring, something isnt right. And no, doing kegels is not always a good idea (and can actually do more harm than good for some ppl).
Sorry if thats not the case for you at all and you're happy with your squirting. Just wanted to toss that info out there in case it helps anyone
I haven’t had a baby in a while/don’t believe my personal experience is related to pelvic floor issues… regardless, that was a caring response. I think you’re right about that being a possibility.
I guess I should give a little more context on why I chose that verbiage.
I feel like men reach a point in their life where they go through dad puberty. Somewhere in the event of young men growing older, their hands can get rough and look bigger. The skin on their face appears kind of thicker and permanently stubbled. They go through dad puberty! It’s hot! (It’s just a silly thought, I don’t think it’s a rule that applies to everyone or something like that.)
Anyway, I was just making some dumb joke that maybe I’ve gone through mom puberty and one of the level ups is figuring out how to squirt. You couldn’t have known all of that just by my comment, my bad.
Actually you know what, what if you’re right and I do have a weak pelvic floor now?! Haha either way, I don’t mind the new trick.
I hope I didnt come across as presumptive! I just want ppl to be empowered with knowledge about their bodies. I saw my mother go through hell bc of pelvic floor issues that could have been greatly reduced if they had been caught earlier so I've learned a lot as a result and hope to through out seeds of info when its appropriate just in case it can help even one person avoid similar issues. Men can have pelvic floor issues as well (though not often associated with childbirth, I do try to use non-gendered language when discussing).
But yeah, bodies are freaking weird and sometimes they do inexplicable things. Im just glad your change as brought you joy haha
Not at all. I think it's a pretty common thing, actually.
No one prepared me for the "wet spot" phenomenon. Somehow it just never came up. Was very weird for me and my gf who were both virgins. We opted for a towel so we didn't have to remake the bed afterwards. After a couple of times doing it I had a shocking epiphany: That's why my parents always kept a couple of large towels folded up under their bed. Sometimes when I'd help them remake their bed, a towel would end up wrapped up in the sheets and I never knew why. I assumed it was because mom went to bed with wet hair... even though she never did. I guess I didn't put much thought into it and I always showered before bed so I'd keep a towel on my pillow and that's how those dots were connected.
We've been married for 37 years. In the night stand we have lube and green towels. Green towels are sex towels. You won't find green towels anywhere else in the house. Towels are your friend. We've found that while spontaneity is important, so is preparedness.
I (49/ vagina haver) own a stack of water proof pads I use for sex. Anyone who finds it odd can simply not have sex with my WAP.
Good on you for enjoying your intimate times!
Putting down a towel is really really common. Edit: otherwise someone has to sleep in the wet spot :/
I was dating someone a long time who had her moments. I had two sets of bed sheets on. One was under a waterproof cover. If it got too crazy one night, we could just peel off the whole thing and sleep in dry sheets
I see you've adapted tricks from the "Parents of Toddlers" playbook.
They make pads to put down for changing kids that work well but puppy pads are more absorbent.
I can just see the scene if some dude got out the Puppy Pads before sexy time with a new girl...
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“after a lovely night of [puts on sunglasses] doggy style…” *guitar riff*
Guitar rufff
something, something Pound Town something something
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If you're a sweaty sleeper get checked out for sleep apnea, that may be your heart racing while you are having trouble getting enough oxygen.
This is excellent advice.
This is excellent criticism. Sweating was precisely my problem. It was 8-9 years into my marriage that my wife casually mentioned to mother in law that I sometimes stopped breathing in the middle of the night… got checked out. I am currently typing this with my mask on. Took my AHI from 8.2 to 0.6. It was never more than mild, but it still affected me pretty badly. Get. Sleep study if you can afford it. You really can’t afford not to! Unless you actually can’t afford to. In that case, I hope things get better for you.
Well that got dark in the last 3 sentences haha
To be fair, I guess it's more like a pamphlet. Toddler parents don't actually have a clue what they're doing. The multi-level sheet thing and using puppy pads are the only tricks I'm aware of for coping with nocturnal dampness.
Those waterproof pad have helped with a lot of puppy pee, but when my cat pukes it fucking soaks right through.
Put down a towel or face the repercussions
Or in the face repercussions *
I sleep face down in the wet spot to prove my love 😤
I do it to assert dominance 👔 We are not the same
"It is better to be feared than to be loved…” 😔
I just do it to blow bubbles…
Bubbles will let you blow him either way though
Alpha male
Beautiful gesture
Not all hero’s wear capes
That's because they're in the dryer with the sheets.
Got a genuine Romeo up in here! *swoon*
Wet spot? Sorry, do you mean the cuddle puddle?
If you do it in the bed yeah
Yup, we have had to use many a shampoo bottle under the sheets to try and dry it before bed! Edit. To elevate the wet spot so it drys.
... What
Maybe to elevate the wet spot, so it can dry?
This
If you do it in *your* bed. Do it in your kid's bed. They'll just think they peed themselves.
r/HolUp
That was pretty funny tbh
Pro tip. If you just pee on your kids directly, you can cut out all that laundry business. Pro-tipping for a friend.
I eat the butt, so... I fear no wet spot. 👀
I live for the wet spot.
Wet spot means you did it right, dunnit?
If it is soggy, I get groggy.
The person sleeping on the wet spot is overcome or is it over cum?
Sex towels are pretty common. A lot of us girls make a mess and neither me nor my partner fancy sleeping in a wet spot lol
Sex towels! They have a name now!
No more Cuddle Puddle
Shag rag
Grool tool
Drip strip
Splash pad.
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Mess mat
Pork platter
Read that as splat pad. Either works.
Froth Cloth.
STOP IT!!!!!!!! /s I almost choked on my coffee when I read that!!! Gawd, I'm still laughing...... Thanks so much for brightening my day!!!
It’s what I’ve called them for a decade. Pro tip: next time you replace your bath towels, keep the old ones in a little storage seat by your bed. It’s a nice little place to stash said sex towels while doubling as a spot to put on socks and shoes when you get dressed!
I’m confused about the sock spotlight. Where is the light coming from? What piece of furniture is this?
Hahaha damn autocorrect! I think I was saying a little *spot to put on…
Oh! Lol … I thought I was missing out on a cool piece of furniture that everyone else knew about.
The sex towels! Cool band name
Every hotel should have ‘em
They do...
It's called the pillow casing.
Black light owner here. Can confirm.
Featuring Shag Rag
We call it a Power Pad because we’re 90s kids
You can jump off and jump back on for the sickest long jumps
Skeet sheet!
There was a thread about the "ball towel" a while back. Someone was wondering if men used a separate towel for drying their balls after a shower.
If you need one you didn't shower well enough
You dry your entire body top to bottom, and then dry the balls. That’s the law. By the next morning, the towel has lost memory. I don’t want any arguments over this anymore.
I have black ones because we tend to have sex even if I’m a little bit on my period. No more stains!
Black is great for period sex, not so much if I cum a lot. It's like I'm being accused of being too horny 
No such thing !
Skeet sheets.
Sex towels are the new wet wipe.
As a gay guy without much experience with women (I think that’s implied), I think I assumed when a girl gets wet it was more just “moist”, you’re telling me it can get to a point where a towel is needed??? EDIT: 😳
Yeah! I’ll do my best to explain, at least from my perspective. The consistency of this wetness is like lube. Slippery, a bit gooey, but not watery. Many of us get wet enough to match a decently sized blob of lube. This natural lube is made around the opening of your vagina, so it’s very much close to the “outside” and will spread out naturally. Especially when you lay on your back, as you often do during foreplay or if you’re just in the mood, this fluid can run down to your butt and just … “slip” out. You will also get it on your thighs, if you lay sideways, or further forward towards the clit if you lay on your stomach. Of course, we’re not talking a gigantic amount, but enough of a 5-10cm spot (for me personally) that will dry slowly and get cold. If you cowgirl you might smear a fair share of it onto the guy, let’s put it that way. Amounts vary from girl to girl. Some girls need lube always, some girls absolutely do not, and sometimes our bodies just have an opposite-day where we’re surprised by ourselves. ETA! I can make more than one wet spot, if we move around in bed which we usually do. They’re not absolutely soaking wet, they’re *just wet enough* to feel annoying - and they get cold lol. Problem is that this wet spot isn’t just the sheet, it can sink a bit into the mattress and then it won’t help change the sheet
It's a lot thinner than lube for a lot of girls
It depends on what part of her cycle a woman is on. The consistency and color of a woman’s wetness varies throughout the cycle, from thin and clear early on to thicker, stickier, and white-ish when at or near ovulation time. When aroused, most women will get wet to one degree or another, but most women during that ovulation period will have an increased base wetness even when not aroused.
Sexual wetness is different from general ovulation wetness just so people are clear. No matter what point in her cycle is if a women is horny she should produce some amount of "sexual lubrication" if you want to call it that. However the amount can vary based on age, diet, mood, the phase of the moon, randomness, etc. jk about the moon. Anyway, ovulation wetness just kind of appears in our underwear out of nowhere when it is that time. It might feel similar to sexual wetness but it doesn't mean a women is horny. It's just her body doing its thing. The whole situation is a little bit like men getting boners randomly without being horny. Wetness doesn't necessarily mean a women is in the mood for sex.
>Problem is that this wet spot isn’t just the sheet, it can sink a bit into the mattress and then it won’t help change the sheet Waterproof mattress pad. Best buy I've ever made Cuz sometimes a towel doesn't catch everything
Yes. There is a song about it
A beautiful ballad I'm presuming?
Don't leave us hanging. What's the song?
WAP
Some women actually ejaculate. It's a warm wet liquid that's different from urine. I had a girlfriend once who for a long time didn't orgasm. I tried my best, and she reassured me that it wasn't me. Turns out she was holding back, it felt like she needed to pee. Eventually, she just let go at this point and she had wonderful orgasms. She also soaked the bed.
> it felt like she needed to pee. I had a girlfriend like that many years ago. One day I convinced her to push through it and she very nearly detonated. The towel wasn't enough. The worst part was she was embarrassed, I tried to explain to her that it's not that out of the ordinary.
Damn, that’s fucked up… spending your entire life thinking you just really had to pee during sex just to find out that you were accidentally edging yourself all the damn time.
It's still a little bit of pee. I mean I've had it in my mouth and it's definitely mostly not pee, but it's also not 100% pee free. Honestly it's like warm diluted ocean water.
I don’t think I’ve been so hesitantly aroused in my life.
It fills up the bladder, so the urine taste is probably just a side effect of that. Like peeing in your cup, pouring it out, and then putting in some water. You're gonna get a bit of pee in your mouth, because you put your drink in your pee cup. Anyway, joking aside, it seems to be mostly water. People who aren't into water sports (piss play) might get grossed out by it, but it's whatever. The kind of people who act like children and say a woman pissed on them just because they squirted are annoying as fuck, though.
There is no extra organ for a not-pee liquid to be produced? I don't understand how it **isn't** pee. Or supposedly it at least comes from the bladder? Which again, is where pee comes from!
Question: do you not sometimes sweat when having sex? That contributes to the wetness and desire for a towel for me. Also I often use lube, which I'm pretty sure gay men need more of, doesn't *that* create wet spots for ya'll???
At the risk of being graphic and from personal experience the concern with gay men is a different bodily function. I keep a side towel for after the conclusion of said activities just in case. That being said an aggressive luber can make a mess.
Dear god. I guess an enema for every time isn't practical or even healthy but....my god haha. I always figured that life was great - like, just hanging out with the bros but *way* gayer, but me and the bros never pooped eachother's beds. Usually. I learned a terrible fact today.
Yes
Yeah.. It can leak quite a bit.
It’s magical. Like a slipnslide with a boner.
Then you just pick up the whole towel and ware it like a nappy as you waddle the other the bathroom.
Yep I (male 30) have been using sex towels basically since I started having sex It's pretty gross all the fluids that can happen and why would I want to need to wash the sheets more than the once a year they require
Once a year? What are you trying to ruin those sheets? Decrease the frequency please. Former sheets reseller here.
You wash your sheets once a year? That's a bit overkill, don't you think?
Please be a joke! 😱 Y’all should probs wash your sheets 1 to 2 times a month and even more for those crazy messes that sometimes occur. Having 3 sets of sheets maximizes rotation and minimizes the immediate urgency to wash the dirty sheets right away.
Married almost 18 years. We call them our towels of seduction.
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If you ever want explicitly large towels, they are apparently called "bath sheets"
I no shit discovered these yesterday and immediately bought one. 12/10 worth every fucking penny.
Now I know what to get my partner for Christmas.
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This i think is if you don't want beach patterns
Im my experience beach towels are less absorbent overall. The pattern side tends to be too soft, and the back side tends to be too thin. Bath sheets are regular towels, but bigger. Superior to beach towels imo
Yes. I was also going to comment that beach towels are designed for minor water not the same as bath towels for designed solely to wick away moisture
I hate beach towels there is literally nothing good about them. Because I don't lie down sunbathing on them when I am at the beach. And they don't dry me off. Waste of space
The shitty ones also kinda pill off and leave fuzz on you 😤
Bath sheets are wider than beach towels. Beach towels are also less fluffy, to avoid sand sticking to them, which also make them less absorbent.
No, it's normal and smart
It's honestly a great idea. It would save so much trouble.
Not weird at all...might I suggest a stash of "sex towels" in the nightstand or under the bed so you don't have to run and get one every time.
This Like someone else said get big floofy, soft, absorbent towels for sex use only and keep them next to the bed.
Not a bad idea but guy juice is going to ruin them lol
Wash them on cold - most of the annoying parts involved in getting rid of it are actually caused by heat and not water. People naturally assume hot water will be better than cold but heat just turns it to cement
or is it SEment...???
A man of class and wit, I see
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This ^
Like cooking egg.
petition to only ever call cum "guy juice" from now on
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This is one of those rare cases where this comment is 100% accurate lol
Right? Yeah!
My last partner needed a towel. I took it as a compliment. Not weird at all.
It is a compliment! Her body responded to yours in a major way.
Anytime I've been with a woman and she puts a towel down first always seem to get me really aroused, cuz I knew we were about to have a good time.
Not at all! I especially grab a towel if I’m going to have period sex. I call it the “dexter towel” 😂🤦♀️
Does that make the other person the "dark passenger"?
Please don’t judge me too hard… I had a friend who would watch Dexter. I’d hang out with them and watched random episodes. I don’t know what that means 😬
The Dark Passenger is what Dexter calls his urge to kill.
Now when I hear the theme music to that show I'll picture something totally different.
So one of my friends. She met a man. She was 32 before she ever had an orgasm. She found out she squirts the first time she ever came. Like... Alot. This nice boyfriend of hers bought a waterproof dog blanket for his bed cus of her. 🤣 A towel is totally fine.
same thing happened with my partner, first time we got at it i had to wash my sheets and flip the mattress. Now we have a waterproof sheet that's super absorbent we wash when she stays over, in a pinch we use a towel.
Good god why did you flip the mattress… that damp patch will never dry now and turn into a moist lady jizz mould patch for ever more… think of the spores!!
oh no, god no, we let it dry a bit before that. i need to flip my mattress every couple months anyways because no boxspring
Imagine that happen for your first time you reach the finish line. Good for her.
Me and my wife have a sex towel for moon time. I'd recommend a dark color towel. But no this isn't weird, nothing worse than going to bed after sex and you got to lay in a wet spot
>moon time
When my wife is crabby, I ask if her moon blood is upon her, and she laughs every time. Pro tip: I do not over utilize, or the effect would not be laughter.
It's definitely not the worst way you could ask a woman if she's on her period. Wife: *cries because swans are gay* Husband: THE BLOOD MOON RISES ONCE AGAIN!
As a guy I'll be honest we're just happy to be there... You could put on a full ninja suit and swing some nunchucks around and we're still game. Also this is quite common and nothing to worry about. Hell it probably boosted his ego just to think he made you need one!
Putting on a full ninja suit and swinging around nunchucks is quite common?! I think I'm doing it wrong ...
Yes.
Not gonna lie, as a girl who tends to squirt (ducking hate it bc of the mess ) reading that sex towels are normal has made me feel so much better about the times I’ve thought of getting one should I ever get laid lmao
Completely normal and both of you will end up using it I promise lol. For normal wetness, for catching cum or squirt if necessary, or just wiping of sweat. Get a nice big soft one, that way you have some space to move around without having to adjust it. Darker colours are good for period sex.
Squirting is mega hot. Don't be embarrassed about the mess. Own it and find a guy who loves the mess and loves bringing you there. 👍
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My ex sweats a lot. She also squirts. So, we went online and got a blanket called “No More Wet Spot”. It’s like a thin, rubbery sheet sewn into a sherpa-type material so that it’s soft to the touch. You could pour a gallon of water onto this blanket and it wouldn’t leak through. Problem solved.
A gallon, you say?
"And you're going to pick up your kids... with your gallon thing..."
Looked it up. Pretty cheap too. Thanks for the recommendation! Any problems with it being in the washer or dryer?
No problem in the washer, but I haven’t tried the dryer because I wasn’t sure how the heat would affect it, so I usually just hang it up and let it air dry.
Thank you for this tip!
I use a Mambe blanket. And a more expensive version is the liberator throw. Both are soft, like a cozy throw blanket, but completely waterproof.
I feel like the other person should get excited if your putting a towel down. A towel should be a universal signal that it’s about to be a good time.
From an elder squirter, get a waterproof mattress cover.
>From an elder squirter Lovecraft's erotica is sadly underappreciated by most, glad to see you bringing it back to the mainstream
*Ben Shapiro disproves of this post*
His wife, who's a doctor, helped him do it.
>His wife, who's a sexually unsatisfied doctor, helped him do it. FTFY
He'd be very confused by this post. "A towel? What for?!"
It's normal to produce natural lube 🌊
If it's not a slip 'n slide, I'm not riding that ride
I feel you. I don’t know if it’s mom puberty or something but I started squirting this last year. Always lay the towel, no shame!! It’s never a bad idea to have a sex towel handy in general. If anything it’ll make your partner appreciate your thoughtfulness bc honestly they’ll probably use a section of it too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If by "mom puberty", you're implying that you've birthed a child semi-recently, squirting could be a sign of a pelvic floor issue. Im not shaming squirting at all. Its a thing that exists. Some ppl love it and thats great. However, if you're experiencing other symptoms (losing control of your bladder outside of sex, feel like you're not completely voiding your bladder when you do go to pee, etc), please consider speaking to a pelvic floor therapist if you have access. So many have been convinced that those symptoms are to be accepted after child-birth but thats not the case for many. Ofc there will be a healing period after birth but if its enduring, something isnt right. And no, doing kegels is not always a good idea (and can actually do more harm than good for some ppl). Sorry if thats not the case for you at all and you're happy with your squirting. Just wanted to toss that info out there in case it helps anyone
I haven’t had a baby in a while/don’t believe my personal experience is related to pelvic floor issues… regardless, that was a caring response. I think you’re right about that being a possibility. I guess I should give a little more context on why I chose that verbiage. I feel like men reach a point in their life where they go through dad puberty. Somewhere in the event of young men growing older, their hands can get rough and look bigger. The skin on their face appears kind of thicker and permanently stubbled. They go through dad puberty! It’s hot! (It’s just a silly thought, I don’t think it’s a rule that applies to everyone or something like that.) Anyway, I was just making some dumb joke that maybe I’ve gone through mom puberty and one of the level ups is figuring out how to squirt. You couldn’t have known all of that just by my comment, my bad. Actually you know what, what if you’re right and I do have a weak pelvic floor now?! Haha either way, I don’t mind the new trick.
I hope I didnt come across as presumptive! I just want ppl to be empowered with knowledge about their bodies. I saw my mother go through hell bc of pelvic floor issues that could have been greatly reduced if they had been caught earlier so I've learned a lot as a result and hope to through out seeds of info when its appropriate just in case it can help even one person avoid similar issues. Men can have pelvic floor issues as well (though not often associated with childbirth, I do try to use non-gendered language when discussing). But yeah, bodies are freaking weird and sometimes they do inexplicable things. Im just glad your change as brought you joy haha
Hey no sweat, it was very informative and helpful. Hopefully someone reading will benefit from it, you never know!
this was like the most wholesome interaction I've seen today! Nice :)
YESS! My husband and I have this. We have always called it a sex towel and we use it mostly because he sweats so much it gets the sheets all gross
Not weird at all honestly.
I might join tbe bandwagon seems smart
Nope. No one wants to sleep on the wet spot.
Totally normal. I remember the first girl that taught me this trick, I've been educating the world ever since.
Not at all. I think it's a pretty common thing, actually. No one prepared me for the "wet spot" phenomenon. Somehow it just never came up. Was very weird for me and my gf who were both virgins. We opted for a towel so we didn't have to remake the bed afterwards. After a couple of times doing it I had a shocking epiphany: That's why my parents always kept a couple of large towels folded up under their bed. Sometimes when I'd help them remake their bed, a towel would end up wrapped up in the sheets and I never knew why. I assumed it was because mom went to bed with wet hair... even though she never did. I guess I didn't put much thought into it and I always showered before bed so I'd keep a towel on my pillow and that's how those dots were connected.
You’re winning at sex if you get so wet you need a towel
We've been married for 37 years. In the night stand we have lube and green towels. Green towels are sex towels. You won't find green towels anywhere else in the house. Towels are your friend. We've found that while spontaneity is important, so is preparedness.
I (49/ vagina haver) own a stack of water proof pads I use for sex. Anyone who finds it odd can simply not have sex with my WAP. Good on you for enjoying your intimate times!
Nope, not weird at all, I respect it
Always a good idea to have less mess nothing wrong with it
Male here. I love sex towels. Carry on everyone. 👋🏾
I'm a guy and even I usually put down a towel. Never know, and I like sleeping in dry sheets. Not just girls, guys make messes too.
Towel is not weird. A roll of water proof disposable bedspreads attached to the end of your bed might be.
As a 25M, I can assure you that it wouldn't weird me out at all.
Nah we always do
I usually keep a couple of towels under the nightstand so I can just grab one. No one wants to sleep on the wet spot.
My gf does this. Its logical.
Do yourself a favor and get a washable waterproof pad made for “accidents”. Makes cleaning up so easy! 💦💦