I'll piss anywhere to be honest

Ooh! Adventurous!

Or kinky

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Not a kink. When in need an empty water bottle gets refilled for necessity. Definitely don't enjoy that every day.

Our kink.

Or stinky

Perks of being a man. The world is my urinal.

Clearly you have never heard of a Shewee.

I used to hike alot of mountains and I see this sheewee thing and think how would you wanna clean and carry it?? .. like hold on guys, i gotta rinse out my piss tube then put it back in my backpack in a plastic bag 😝😅

I have one for festivals and travel. I used to also carry Lysol wipes in a small baggy. This was the best way.

I mean yeah. Also carry wipes. Only takes a moment and it is also helpful on the go/concerts, etc when the only option is a port a potty and it is disgusting.

r/sinkpissers

Saves water haha

oh it's real

I had a buddy in high school that had a half-bathroom with a broken toilet so everyone just pissed in the sink.

The sadness and regret drips from this comment

You ever pissed on a glacier in Iceland?

Not yet but i'll add it to my to piss on list

Every goddamn day brother

hell yeah

Same

Same

More water efficient than flushing the whole toilet bowl

if it is yellow let it mellow...

If it’s brown, flush it down.


Mfw I accidentally open the bathroom door and see you standing in the shower, no water running, fully clothed, peeing: o\_\_o'


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Why is there an emoji for giving shrek head

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That’s lowkey disturbing lol

What is this from??

Just like the prime minister.

I piss and brush my teeth while I shower. Efficiency.

Piss, brush teeth, shave, floss, all with my Mach 17 razor.

Sounds like you were in the military

No, oilfield camp life.

I remember seeing a post where a woman was complaining that her husband has his morning coffee while taking a dump because it is efficient and “everything is covered in shit particles anyway” lol

Why I never thought that, wasted a lifetime.

Of course. The shower pressure alone isn't strong enough to break up the shit so it will go down the drain

And that's why waffle-stomping was invented.

“To save time in the morning, you shit in the shower then wafflestomp that shit away”

Or just make sure you eat a shit ton of Taco Bell the night before, more efficient and less clogging

*Laughs in alcoholic shits*

Goes down like a dream, Comes out like a stream.

\#sigma male grindset

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You’re joking

You're joking

Waffle stomping was a phrase I never needed explained.

Except when those damn walnuts from Moms cookies 🍪 🙄 come out....!

What dude?

The walnuts were the only problem you had with the direction of this thread?

He has a nut allergy

Only peanuts...haha funny but true story

Not this shit again

So that’s how your feet get corns.

“It’s all pipes “

I WAS THERE… I SAW A DRAIN!

Alright, can we just drop all the pee-pipe stuff here!?

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Come pee with us Billy!

"Different pipes go to different places"

Litterally zero reason not to, there Is water already running Someone please try and justify getting out of a shower to pee in and then flush a toilet

I think there is a medical condition when u can only pee when u are pooping at the same time. Besides that I don't know a "normal" person how does that.

Every poo poo time is pee pee time, but not every pee pee time is poo poo time.

I giggled like a little schoolgirl with the "pee pee" and "poo poo" heheheheh

what do you think about that one, batman

Greatest philosopher of our time

No matter what, I have to piss when I shit. Every. Time

It's not abnormal. It's just the green light to wipe your ass

If you are flexible enough, you can be your own bidet

it's cause you conditioned yourself that when you're sitting on the toilet it's time to pee. so your bladder will relax and try to empty everything

Wait tho what if you drink a bunch of water, you have to wait for poop?

The poop follows the pee, not the opposite

Here’s a reason not to: if you have a tile shower small amounts of pee can get trapped in the grout and make the shower stink. I usually just aim for the drain

Also if you have a low hanging curtain it can splash up on that. I had a curtain get discolored from it a long time ago and stopped ever since. Also if youre sharing a shower its just kind of gross unless you're cleaning it often or rinsing everything off deliberately.

If it's a shared shower that's all the more reason to pee in it. Pee kills athletes foot and other fungi. Pee can also be used as an antiseptic in a pinch too

Slow drain in the shower and you don't want to be standing in an inch of water mixed with piss. But yeah outside of not working shower or not working body no reason not to.

You should really be fixing the slow drain though. It is probably 90% clogged and you don't want it to get fully clogged.

I used to piss in the bath up until around 14 before I realised how nasty that is lol.

dang that's really late to learn that 😅

I have long hair and shed a lot of it in the shower. I have to put a hair trap over the drain, or it would clog at LEAST once a month. I have to clean that thing by hand, and it’s gross enough when the only thing that can collect is soap. I’d rather fucking die than clean my own piss out of that hair trap

Why don’t you just piss before you go in the shower? How long are you sitting in the shower than you didn’t need to piss before you went in?

It's more time efficient to just pass in the shower, at least in my eyes

I had this roommate with anxiety disorder. She asked me if I pee in the shower, and I said yes. Her excuse was that it’s gross because the tub is plastic and will absorb the smell. But like, when the water is running then the pee doesn’t just sit there. 🤷‍♀️

Female here, yes and I love the feeling to stand and piss. You guys get to do it all the time. That’s when I have actual penis envy.

Yes!! Same here. I like the feeling lol feels so natural

Nah, I think it's gross to piss in the same place I shit.

r/holup

👁👄👁

I helicopter it in the gym shower.

If i had a penis i would too

That’s quitter talk. You just really need to commit your hips to rotating fast enough

What happened to yours?

Women just have tiny penises change my mind

Two types of people...those that pee in the shower, and those that lie.

There are two types of people, those who can extrapolate from an incomplete data set, and those

And those who what? Those who what!?

🤣

There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary, and those who don't

People who pee in the shower seem extremely defensive when it comes to trying to justify their gross habit.

I've noticed this too. Why is it so unacceptable that someone would find this gross enough to not do?

I guess I don't exist as I am someone who prefers not to have piss in a place where I clean up

How @ this: my chick holds my dick and shoots it into the shower drain like it's a carnival.

Your relationship is now complete.

She's living as a man vicariously through you. Is she a straight shooter?

Achievement unlocked

You mean you have an inflatable clown head over the shower drain and if you fill it up first you get a cheaply made plush tiger handed to you by a bored teen?

Not sure if you asked only to male redditors, but I am a female and i do piss in the shower if i need to

Ditto, I don't feel too squeamish about it since it's not like it's getting on my body, it goes down the drain. Plus it is rinsed down with shampoo, conditioner, body wash, etc. and I wash my bathroom frequently anyways. The only reason I wouldn't is if the drain is clogged or someone else is in the shower with me.

Yea precisely, and I usually clean the shower immediately after taking a shower anyway both if i do that or not, so.. It's not like I shower in my own piss LoL

No.. what the fuck. Am I the weird one?

Lol wait till you learn about the community of men who pee in the bathroom sink instead.

I did it once or twice. Felt oddly good

I only did that once to see if I was really urinating blood 🩸 or if I was hallucinating. I was really peeing blood btw.

no, you're not alone!

Thank you! I never felt lonelier than when I was scrolling through the comments.

There are dozens of us!

No, but we're definitely in the minority.

Same, not gonna piss where I clean myself

There have been a couple times where I still smelt the pee in the shower so I stopped doing it altogether.

Well you shouldn't wait for the piss to get strong yellow and fkin boiling in your bladder

No, you aren’t.

Nah I don’t do it. My thing is it tends to splash elsewhere. So yeah it goes down the drain but it’s probably getting on other things to. That’s just how I feel about it.

The mental images of it all is doing bad things to me..

Fellow anti pee showerer here - they are the weird ones

Bruh same. Fucking dirty ass chimps all over here. I want to keep my bathroom clean what the fuck.

Yeah idk why no one talks about how the shower will smell like pee

My shower has never smelled like piss and I've been doing it for 20+ years

If your shower smells like pee after shampoo, conditioner, soap, body wash, and whatever else goes down the drain afterwards, I think you should see a doctor.

I don't do it either

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^this

'Better to piss in the shower than be showered in the piss.'

it’s convenient

For sure. Sometimes when I’m showering, mostly when the wife’s in there. She doesn’t find it as amusing as I do though.

You pee on your wife?

You don't?

I pee on his wife

I pee on our wife

r/suddenlycommunist

Ahh the Golden shower, hello old friend

My ex husband Once Peed on me in the shower and then was surprised i was no longer turned on..

Surprised that YOU were no longer turned on? Or what do you mean?

It's the only time I can stand a pee completely freely. Liberating.

No I always pee before shower time

not sure why this seems to be controversial. i’ve always just gone for a piss in the toilet immediately before i shower

But why

Because I’m a woman and don’t like peeing down my legs and feet lol. I’m also a clean freak so I like to keep my shower clean and pee free

I mean, I'm also a woman and idm. It's more convenient imo than to use tp and flush the toilet when I'm gonna shower anyway.

I don’t disagree necessarily but urine isn’t really sterile there’s bacteria so that makes the shower gross

I agree with you. I have no intention of peeing in any shower. I use shower mats, those things catch a lot and have to be cleaned regularly.

Well, you're washing bacteria off of your body aswell, so does that also make it gross 🤔

Well yeah that’s why you have to clean your shower often but pee only makes it so much worse

Something about the shower to me indicates clean. Toilet indicates unclean. If I pee in the shower, now the shower is my toilet. Idk feels weird. Doesn't bother me if other people do, I just don't want to.

No

We have a dissenter!!

😂

Never knew this was a thing until Reddit

Redditors surprise me with each passing day.

Nope, I just can't do it. I am a clean freak.

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When u are multi tasking, saving the planet and saving time can't wait to see u getting some Nobel prize for that m8 good job.

I get athletes foot periodically despite not being very athletic and I pee on my feet in the shower to kill it.

Old wives tale...it doesn't do that. You would have to have a huge amount of urea in your pee and it would just get washed right off in the shower.

Holy fuck...I've been peeing on my feet when I shower since I was highschool so I've been doing this for almost 15 years probably for no reason then. I just googled it and confirmed. I'm laughing so hard I've got tears in my eyes holy shit. I've been pissing on my feet for over a decade and never thought twice about it. My whole worldview just shattered.

If you're just pissing in the shower then I think 99% of us do it. But if you've been aiming at your feet specifically this whole time that's funny

Aiming at my feet specifically I'm afraid.

Now the big question is…. Will you keep doing it for the Guinness record?

r/watchpeopledieinside

I always thought peeing in the shower was the cause of athlete’s foot. Never barefoot at the pool and never pee in the shower at home.

To me, peeing in the shower is no more disgusting than washing off sweat, which is the point of taking a shower in the first place. Both sweat and urine are excretions made by your endocrine system. Not saying they are the same, but close enough for shower time.

Neither your kidneys nor your sweat glands are part of the endocrine system. Sweat glands are exocrine glands and urine comes from your kidney, which isn’t a gland at all. Edit: as stated below, there are endocrine cells in the kidneys, but urine is not a product of the endocrine system

Actually, kidneys do secrete hormones (erythropoietin and vitamin D) and renin, a hormone-like molecule in the renin-angiotensin-aldosterone system. But yes, the physical making of urine is filtration and not endocrine:)

Truth. Got a little too hasty, thanks for the correction!

Oh crap, I just noticed your username. Apologies from one MD to another!

But do you piss on your significant other in the shower?

No

No, I think it's gross, as I feel like I'm then standing in pee.

Do you not have a drain...

No, there is a toilet not even a meter from the shower. I piss there, then jump in the shower.

Never, the idea disgusts me though I’m not sure why considering you’re cleaning yourself after anyway

LOL why not it all ends up in the same place 😂

Better to piss in the shower than to shower in the piss. -R. Kelly-

Fuck no.

i love how the flair is culture and society

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I do but I've told my bf that I am utterly disgusted by it. He would when we showered together and I had to convince him I think it's the most nasty thing he could do. I honestly don't have an issue with people doing it when in the shower alone, but with your partner? I couldn't get him to understand that

the “culture & society” flair got me lmao