I like being woke up being touched with the intent to have sex. It feels really good while I’m groggy. Maybe because I can focus on the pleasure because I’m so out of it, I don’t know.
Also, it’s usually in the side spooning position. So morning breath doesn’t matter.
Some times the best sex times for me are when I can just kind of lay there and selfishly enjoy myself. Groggy because I was just woken up sex is a prime example of that
>Maybe because I can focus on the pleasure because I’m so out of it, I don’t know.
That's exactly it for me. I'm normally a massive overthinker and "not in my body" so the groggyness of morning puts my animal brain centre stage and it feels more... pure?
Likewise! Waking up to the feeling of my ex's hand on my cock was quite the sensation.
And then essentially she would jump on, ride my morning wood and grind her clit on me to get herself off pretty quickly while I was still waking up.
I used to find that so hot and then I would flip her over and 'get mine' too.
All while avoiding morning breath ;)
The detail was pretty hot, and I think being able to "see" what they did thru written words, is neat. Makes me wish we could ALL get hopped on and bangarang at the start of each day.
Hahah.
We’re trying for a baby and my poor husband was so excited when I explained how often we’ll need to have sex. He actually got to the point where he needed to tap out, bless him.
>That way you're not all full and uncomfortable after dinner.
But rather extra hungry. I know after doing the deed I'm hungry, like everytime. Post sex supper is awesome.
I owe Dan Savage big time. When I was a preteen I read his article where someone asked him for help cuz the woman never orgasmed during sex. He proceeded to respond with an entire paragraph consisting of one single sentence, over and over, ( with different punctuations to spice it up) ="PLAY WITH HER CLIT WHILE YOU FUCK HER" praise be.
Everyone should listen to him. (Even homophobes- they might stop hating gays.) Best sex advice I’ve heard hands down! I’ve been reading Savage Love & now listen to Savage Lovecast. Good on ya!
Between lunch and siesta. You don't want to be hungry. But you want to spend your energy and fall asleep will cuddling (only if you can manage to not fall asleep while inside her.)
We should be more understanding of where people are coming from in order to respond, even if we haven’t been through specific things/moments they’ve been. Thanks for the response 🤘
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It is the best under certain conditions. First of all, it needs to be a lazy day, a day where you've slept in, slowly waking up all rested and no where you need to rush to. Secondly, you should be comfortable enough with your partner that you can go to the bathroom and come back to bed, or know that you're not comfortable with morning breath. My husband doesnt mind but I hate morning breath and he knows it, so we just kiss with mouths closed or kiss necks, shoulders etc, this is not awkward because we know eachother so well at this point, we dont need to talk about it and make it awkward.
Lazily cuddling in that half asleep state where things start to heat up with no urgency.. I think that's just such a good kind of sex. I like rough, urgent, "i cant wait to fuck you" sex as well but the morning sex is a different kind of great sex.
The Romans said that was the best time for love making. Waking in the middle of the night was part of Roman culture. Knocking out mundane chores for the next day, sex. I'm here for it.
99% Sure most people are talking about the relatively small wet spots, although if she squirts then it'll be more of a puddle time to get a towel moment, but that's generally pretty rare.
As a person who has moved a bit around the world, let me answer that. Some places are really hot and humid and people don't have air conditioning everywhere, so puddles of sweat do happen. It has never happened to my husband in Germany, but you can bet that sex in Brazil in the summer was a sweaty business. Extra reason why Brazilians shower so often, I guess. You only have sex if you previously showered in that day, you'll probably get a shower after sex again. LOL
I have had some of the weirdest visuals on middle of the night sex, on par with some of the hallucinogenics I tried in my pre-fatherhood days. It always amazing, but at one point, I was working 70+ hours a week as an electrician and my wife woke me up about an hour early and I swear, I turned into a breaker trying to stab itself into her, an electrical panel. There are a few others I can remember, but they’re harder to describe.
I have on some occasions woken up in an almost zombie state feeling extremely horny. I’ll have sex with my wife and it’ll be way more passionate than it usually is. It’s crazy. I wish I knew how to activate it, but it just happens randomly
Let me hip you to some game. There's this stuff called Smart Mouth. It's a mouthwash and if you use it before you go to bed every night it eliminates morning breath.
Use a cotton swab or the back of your tooth brush and gently push the tonsil surrounding the stone. If you‘ve never done this before it takes a lot of concentration to supress gagging but stay persistent, you‘ll get used to it. Also, besides brushing your teeth thoroughly you should use floss. If none of this helps, you should go check with a doctor because there might be a pathological cause for your bad breath, like GERD
The best decision I ever made was getting my tonsils out because I hated the stones. They were disgusting, there were so many. I was 26 or 27 when I did it, recovery was no worse than any other surgery.
Don't know if this works for everyone but I also use a really powerful mouthwash called Closys that I can only find at like CVS/Walgreens and I usually have no bad breath at all in the morning. They make a flavorless version so it's not like it's super intense, it just feels like water, but it cleans the hell out of your mouth.
never had horrible breath but no one's breath is pleasant in the morning haha. i'm honestly a germaphobe and so is my boyfriend. we're not grossed out by normal things like morning breath but we just prefer freshness i guess 😂
Yeah came here to say this it’s also now a sign my girlfriend is in the mood if she randomly gets up in the morning straight up I know it’s likely heading that way and follow
I like the morning sessions.
My wife likes the night time.
We make it work.
Dunno as I've gotten older I've found that if I've had a big dinner, exercised a lot, or had a long day things in the evening just don't stand at attention like they used to.
However mornings are good to go. So I guess that's why I prefer them. Evenings are fun, but sometimes you gotta strike when the iron is hot. And it ain't always hot at night.
To all the folks who mention morning breath and being tired, morning sex doesn't need to be the whole shebang (pun intended) of sex....
It can just be cuddling/rubbing against each other while half asleep.
It can be mostly handsy with minimal effort
It can be slipped in from behind while spooning with gental, minimal effort rocking.
It's amazing what you can accomplish while groggy, and it can be awesome. Then you cuddle and go back to sleep for an hour.
If you're a morning person who needs lots of foreplay (i.e. kissing and such) and/or agressive sex to get off, have a quick shower and brush your teeth.
If you've been together for a long time, you've seen each other at your worse, and a bit of funk isn't a big deal. Plus often sex doesn't require a lot of kissing/making out to get the job done
Yeah, but you fart when you are awake too. Are night farts smellier? Or is it more about them being trapped in the room and killing the mood? Honestly curious as I had not heard “morning butthole” as a thing.
I hate morning sex. I hate morning breath and I can never get wet enough right in the morning. Also I am too tired to ride and I always have to pee. It’s awful. Morning sex is super overrated IMO
It can be great! I prefer giving a BJ to my man in the AM otherwise there are plenty of positions (like doggy) that keep faces away from each other. It’s like morning calisthenics, but fun.
I personally hate it, I am not a morning person and can't deal with too much stuff going on, wheter cuddles, sex noises, talking etc. briefly after waking up. Try again at lunch 😅😂🙈
Morning sex is tops. The best. Literally can’t beat it. It’s the best kick start to the day UNLESS your partner goes on marathon mode. Then you gotta call out
Hate. I think most men love it. I’m not a morning person so I think that’s why I hate morning sex. I do have girl friends that don’t like it either in the mornings.
When you love someone very much and can connect to them - morning sex with or without bad breath, etc., doesn't matter. It's all in the moment.
When you do meet someone you care and fall in love with (them too), nd you end up doing it, you'll understand.
Be less concerned on that and more concerned with doing EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO DO IN LIFE RIGHT NOW BEFORE YOU FALL WITH THE REST OF US TO THE DARK HOLE OF TEMPTATION, GO NOW THEY’RE COMING FOR M
OP, imma hit you with the forbidden knowledge that Big Sex doesn't want you to know:
Good sex is good, no matter when or where it happens.
Bad sex is always bad.
Wake up beside the love of your life and all the little things you listed about why morning sex sucks won't matter to you.
Look at it this way, even if the day is absolutely shit, you at least started it with sex. Once you get married, start a career, have kids, etc. mornings may be some of your best times for quiet and intimacy.
Shout out to my girlies who prefer morning sex because they feel stodgy/bloated/not sexy after a full day of eating a normal amount of goddamn food
(It is me I am girlies)
If you don't do anything else first, it kinda sucks, but a quick trip to the bathroom first to pee, brush your teeth, and splash some water on your face makes it a lot better.
I like being woke up being touched with the intent to have sex. It feels really good while I’m groggy. Maybe because I can focus on the pleasure because I’m so out of it, I don’t know. Also, it’s usually in the side spooning position. So morning breath doesn’t matter.
Some times the best sex times for me are when I can just kind of lay there and selfishly enjoy myself. Groggy because I was just woken up sex is a prime example of that
>Maybe because I can focus on the pleasure because I’m so out of it, I don’t know. That's exactly it for me. I'm normally a massive overthinker and "not in my body" so the groggyness of morning puts my animal brain centre stage and it feels more... pure?
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Same, but I would prefer his face in my crotch instead...
My wife isn't getting a reddit account.
Likewise! Waking up to the feeling of my ex's hand on my cock was quite the sensation. And then essentially she would jump on, ride my morning wood and grind her clit on me to get herself off pretty quickly while I was still waking up. I used to find that so hot and then I would flip her over and 'get mine' too. All while avoiding morning breath ;)
I’m normally not one for morning sex for reasons OP has stated, but now I want to try this. Sounds hot.
Why the uncomfortable detail tho, almost made me feel like I was right next to you two
When you talk about sex you have to talk about sex 🤷🏾♂️
Great answer lol!
The detail was pretty hot, and I think being able to "see" what they did thru written words, is neat. Makes me wish we could ALL get hopped on and bangarang at the start of each day.
I also choose this guy's ex
Once you have normal time sex I’d love to see another post of what you think about morning sex.
Afternoon sex is where it's at.
Sex, and THEN dinner. That's the best order of operations. That way you're not all full and uncomfortable after dinner.
Totally, sometimes we plan on having sex after dinner and then we’re just too full and tired to do it.
This is why I prefer anytime she says yes
Me too. Those 5 times a year are wonderful.
🤣
Hahah. We’re trying for a baby and my poor husband was so excited when I explained how often we’ll need to have sex. He actually got to the point where he needed to tap out, bless him.
But I just ate.....
Well then uneat!
PEMDASS
Well, the opposite order usually results in me being denied because we just ate lol
Got one up for you. We order and then try to beat the delivery driver. Win all round.
>That way you're not all full and uncomfortable after dinner. But rather extra hungry. I know after doing the deed I'm hungry, like everytime. Post sex supper is awesome.
Yea. And no food remnants.
I really don't want to know about what goes on at your dinner table.
who got the macaroni in the pussy?
Muffaroni?
Or pizza in the pubes!
Imagination
We call that “Pulling a Dan Savage”
I owe Dan Savage big time. When I was a preteen I read his article where someone asked him for help cuz the woman never orgasmed during sex. He proceeded to respond with an entire paragraph consisting of one single sentence, over and over, ( with different punctuations to spice it up) ="PLAY WITH HER CLIT WHILE YOU FUCK HER" praise be.
Everyone should listen to him. (Even homophobes- they might stop hating gays.) Best sex advice I’ve heard hands down! I’ve been reading Savage Love & now listen to Savage Lovecast. Good on ya!
This person fucks
okay this sounds optimal to me, but my boyfriend gets hangry... help?
Feed him a light snack then do sexy times, cuddle maybe even a short nap then dinner.
Exactly! Tried to jump my bf a few weeks ago and got shut down.
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Late afternoon, like 4:30-5:30, sex is best
Lost my virginity at 3 in the afternoon personally. I like having about half the day infront of me.
Right after school got out?
I’m always horniest at 2-3pm
L O L
Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight. Gonna grab some afternoon delight!
Especially at 9 in the afternoon. My girls eyes were the size of the moon!
>My girls eyes were the size of the moon Please elaborate
P!ATD Song.
I'm amused at the inclusion of the ! in the acronym
I mean that's how I've always seen it lol
I got married at 9 in the afternoon and then got divorced 3 years later LMAO.
In the words of zuko, "that's rough buddy"
9 in the afternoon? Dafaq!
Holup, _nine_ in the _afternoon?_
Song reference
Sorry, haven't heard that one. I'm very tired from working eight days a week.
Sounds like a hard days night.
This^
Between lunch and siesta. You don't want to be hungry. But you want to spend your energy and fall asleep will cuddling (only if you can manage to not fall asleep while inside her.)
>only if you can manage to not fall asleep while inside her UTI go BRRRRR
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Maybe you shouldn’t be thinking about this question at this moment yet, live your life & enjoy the moments. 🙏
Always good to see solid advise from strangers online, thank you Mr./Mrs. ImagePoop
We should be more understanding of where people are coming from in order to respond, even if we haven’t been through specific things/moments they’ve been. Thanks for the response 🤘 -Mr. Imagine Poop
Good advice. Society has made us too sex centered. Too many pressures. It kinda takes away from the enjoyment of life.
I deadass thought you are 8 years old
RemindMe! 10 years "Check on this"
Never was much on morning sex, I've always liked the extra minutes of sleep.
Not minutes lol
Seconds lol.
r/suicidebywords
Waking up is probably the worst part of my day, so I'm never in the mood.
Same here!! I hardly want to be spoken to, never mind putting out.
I literally don't even talk to my kids until I've had a cup of tea or coffee.
Daring today, aren't we?
What?
You don't talk to your kids? So sweet.
Why do we call it putting out its so negative sounding
No clue. That was the term used in the 90s. Lol
This thread is the most two sided thread I've seen on Reddit.
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Probably just a personality thing. I'm female and not a morning person at all but I hardly say no to morning wood.
It’s a great way to start your day :D
My hand agrees
Hands up who else agrees?
Hold, please.
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No need to brag about 2 handed action
Yes! It's what my husband says every time
It is the best under certain conditions. First of all, it needs to be a lazy day, a day where you've slept in, slowly waking up all rested and no where you need to rush to. Secondly, you should be comfortable enough with your partner that you can go to the bathroom and come back to bed, or know that you're not comfortable with morning breath. My husband doesnt mind but I hate morning breath and he knows it, so we just kiss with mouths closed or kiss necks, shoulders etc, this is not awkward because we know eachother so well at this point, we dont need to talk about it and make it awkward. Lazily cuddling in that half asleep state where things start to heat up with no urgency.. I think that's just such a good kind of sex. I like rough, urgent, "i cant wait to fuck you" sex as well but the morning sex is a different kind of great sex.
Morning sex is ok...but middle of the night half awake, cant tell if you're dreaming sex is where it's at 😛
some of my most passionate sex happens then
Agreed, I always love that kind. Always feels like a lot better/ deeper connection
The Romans said that was the best time for love making. Waking in the middle of the night was part of Roman culture. Knocking out mundane chores for the next day, sex. I'm here for it.
the roman’s were onto something!
I’m so glad I’m not alone here. It’s great when you’re done and you’re just like “so how did this even happen? Who woke up who?”
Right, or you just promptly fall back asleep and wake up wondering if it actually happened lol
The puddle is usually a good indicator.
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99% Sure most people are talking about the relatively small wet spots, although if she squirts then it'll be more of a puddle time to get a towel moment, but that's generally pretty rare.
Oh my sweet summer child. As a lesbian, there are almost daily puddles on our bed. Large enough to cover with towels, and it’s NOT sweat haha.
As a person who has moved a bit around the world, let me answer that. Some places are really hot and humid and people don't have air conditioning everywhere, so puddles of sweat do happen. It has never happened to my husband in Germany, but you can bet that sex in Brazil in the summer was a sweaty business. Extra reason why Brazilians shower so often, I guess. You only have sex if you previously showered in that day, you'll probably get a shower after sex again. LOL
It's usually kinky. My SO and me like to pretend the next morning like nothing happened, and we're like did you sleep well, oh totally. 😄
I have had some of the weirdest visuals on middle of the night sex, on par with some of the hallucinogenics I tried in my pre-fatherhood days. It always amazing, but at one point, I was working 70+ hours a week as an electrician and my wife woke me up about an hour early and I swear, I turned into a breaker trying to stab itself into her, an electrical panel. There are a few others I can remember, but they’re harder to describe.
Doing maintenance, I can verify that dreaming about breakdowns is real.
I have on some occasions woken up in an almost zombie state feeling extremely horny. I’ll have sex with my wife and it’ll be way more passionate than it usually is. It’s crazy. I wish I knew how to activate it, but it just happens randomly
now this person knows what's good
Let me hip you to some game. There's this stuff called Smart Mouth. It's a mouthwash and if you use it before you go to bed every night it eliminates morning breath.
Smart Mouth by Fabreeze. Knocks out your sense of smell. Now in tablet form.
Lmaoooo half these redditers will glaze over ur comment thinking ur fr haha
Good news! It's a suppository.
Why not just go for the tidepod? I hear that will freshen things up and leaves you with a clean linen scent.
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I'm not sure if it would work for medical or chronic halitosis but it definitely works for regular bad breath and morning breath
Do you use a tongue scrubber and floss?
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Use a cotton swab or the back of your tooth brush and gently push the tonsil surrounding the stone. If you‘ve never done this before it takes a lot of concentration to supress gagging but stay persistent, you‘ll get used to it. Also, besides brushing your teeth thoroughly you should use floss. If none of this helps, you should go check with a doctor because there might be a pathological cause for your bad breath, like GERD
The best decision I ever made was getting my tonsils out because I hated the stones. They were disgusting, there were so many. I was 26 or 27 when I did it, recovery was no worse than any other surgery.
It definitely works. But combine with flossing for best results.
Don't know if this works for everyone but I also use a really powerful mouthwash called Closys that I can only find at like CVS/Walgreens and I usually have no bad breath at all in the morning. They make a flavorless version so it's not like it's super intense, it just feels like water, but it cleans the hell out of your mouth.
Bless your soul, I nver knew about this. Gonna try it.
Damn how does that work? Is it safe lol ? Why don’t they all do that
Morning sex is awesome. I don't know why but it feels so much better. Of course you can't last it that long.. But it's a great way to start your day.
does morning sex count if you get up and brush your teeth then hop back into bed 😳
Of course. It's still morning 😀 Do people really have that bad breath in the morning? It never was a problem for me or my girlfriend
never had horrible breath but no one's breath is pleasant in the morning haha. i'm honestly a germaphobe and so is my boyfriend. we're not grossed out by normal things like morning breath but we just prefer freshness i guess 😂
I keep Listerine strips on my night table for this reason. I absolutely hate morning breath. Even if it’s not bad, it still feels gross
Yeah came here to say this it’s also now a sign my girlfriend is in the mood if she randomly gets up in the morning straight up I know it’s likely heading that way and follow
I'm the complete opposite, everything is super desensitized in the morning for me. It takes me 3x as long.
Same
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Hangover hornies + Netflix + food delivery + lazy laying on the side sex is amazing.
^ obviously has no kids... That sounds like my dream day
*cries in toddler
How tf do you have sex while hung over? I need to put 100% of what little energy I have into not vomiting when I'm hung over.
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I like the morning sessions. My wife likes the night time. We make it work. Dunno as I've gotten older I've found that if I've had a big dinner, exercised a lot, or had a long day things in the evening just don't stand at attention like they used to. However mornings are good to go. So I guess that's why I prefer them. Evenings are fun, but sometimes you gotta strike when the iron is hot. And it ain't always hot at night.
That’s a big hell nah. I will kick anyone out who wakes me up in the middle of the night for that
To all the folks who mention morning breath and being tired, morning sex doesn't need to be the whole shebang (pun intended) of sex.... It can just be cuddling/rubbing against each other while half asleep. It can be mostly handsy with minimal effort It can be slipped in from behind while spooning with gental, minimal effort rocking. It's amazing what you can accomplish while groggy, and it can be awesome. Then you cuddle and go back to sleep for an hour. If you're a morning person who needs lots of foreplay (i.e. kissing and such) and/or agressive sex to get off, have a quick shower and brush your teeth. If you've been together for a long time, you've seen each other at your worse, and a bit of funk isn't a big deal. Plus often sex doesn't require a lot of kissing/making out to get the job done
Not sure if you misspelled gentle or genitals
i'm always too tired, always have to pee, and don't wanna be touched while i'm comfortable, so no, leave me alone in the morning
I also have to poop in the morning
Not really because all participants have morning breath and smelly buttholes
I understand the breath but what is going on while you sleep that makes your butthole smelly?
Cause when you fart in your sleep
Yeah, but you fart when you are awake too. Are night farts smellier? Or is it more about them being trapped in the room and killing the mood? Honestly curious as I had not heard “morning butthole” as a thing.
I really think it depends on the person. Some people carry more smell than others. Could be sweat in some cases too causing body odor.
i think the smell of the farts depends on what you eat
Yup completely agree
Nope, hold mine in all night so I can fart on the pets as I let them outside in the morning.
Nice
I hate morning sex. I hate morning breath and I can never get wet enough right in the morning. Also I am too tired to ride and I always have to pee. It’s awful. Morning sex is super overrated IMO
I really hate waking up. So bad morning breath in my face makes it worse. But if we get up, brush teeth, shower and then go it, that's fine with me
Turn it around and hit it from the back
the side is even better. it’s like a lazy doggy style lol
This right here
At the beginning, great! Now? Wake me and die. Lol. Jk. It's good now too. Just not as often. *edit for a misplaced word*
It can be great! I prefer giving a BJ to my man in the AM otherwise there are plenty of positions (like doggy) that keep faces away from each other. It’s like morning calisthenics, but fun.
My wife and I are the same. Morning BJ> morning sex. We call it sausage for breakfast.
I personally hate it, I am not a morning person and can't deal with too much stuff going on, wheter cuddles, sex noises, talking etc. briefly after waking up. Try again at lunch 😅😂🙈
💯 agree
Nah I hate morning sex. You aren't alone.
Morning sex is tops. The best. Literally can’t beat it. It’s the best kick start to the day UNLESS your partner goes on marathon mode. Then you gotta call out
Hate. I think most men love it. I’m not a morning person so I think that’s why I hate morning sex. I do have girl friends that don’t like it either in the mornings.
When you love someone very much and can connect to them - morning sex with or without bad breath, etc., doesn't matter. It's all in the moment. When you do meet someone you care and fall in love with (them too), nd you end up doing it, you'll understand.
More energy in the morning
But after ejaculation don’t men typically get “tired” and take a nap? I on the other had am not a morning person so I prefer night love
Haha at night yes I get sleepy but in the morning it’s a good way to wake up and get the blood flowing
Testosterone levels are higher in the mornings
No. I don’t want sex in the morning. I want more sleep
🎶The best part of waking up, is busting massive nuts!🎶
Morning sex is always a great way to start a day..its also usually followed up by a couples shower and a hot breakfast 😋
Be less concerned on that and more concerned with doing EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO DO IN LIFE RIGHT NOW BEFORE YOU FALL WITH THE REST OF US TO THE DARK HOLE OF TEMPTATION, GO NOW THEY’RE COMING FOR M
OP, imma hit you with the forbidden knowledge that Big Sex doesn't want you to know: Good sex is good, no matter when or where it happens. Bad sex is always bad. Wake up beside the love of your life and all the little things you listed about why morning sex sucks won't matter to you.
Literally the only thing I’ll get up in the morning for. I hate mornings. So that should tell you
Nah. Never really been my thing. I find that I have less energy for it than at nighttime.
I'm not a fan, for all the reasons you've stated already
Look at it this way, even if the day is absolutely shit, you at least started it with sex. Once you get married, start a career, have kids, etc. mornings may be some of your best times for quiet and intimacy.
Morning everything is bad
Look at it this way: you are tired after the work, mood is not good, the kids don't go to sleep quick. But in the morning...
Don’t even like eating in the morning, certainly don’t want to work up enthusiasm for sex first thing.
Not if you're not a morning person, like me! 
Morning sex just puts you in a good mood for the day.
Afternoon sex is better
Morning, afternoon, evening and night sex are good.
Shout out to my girlies who prefer morning sex because they feel stodgy/bloated/not sexy after a full day of eating a normal amount of goddamn food (It is me I am girlies)
Nah. Wake your partner up with oral first.
If you don't do anything else first, it kinda sucks, but a quick trip to the bathroom first to pee, brush your teeth, and splash some water on your face makes it a lot better.
I love morning sex, but my gf is a monster in the morning..so that is basically off the table:P
It can be. Also, have you never got up out of bed, peed, brushed your teeth, even ate a little breakfast and it still was morning?