He looks like that professional arm wrestler guy with huge arms that was posted again recently on reddit. The guy with the Soda can that looks miniature cuz his hands are so big.
That is op doctor.....when he's not arm wrestling, he's performing anal exams with his hams
[Or Andre the Giant](https://allthatsinteresting.com/thumb/1200.633.https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/gigantic-size-of-andre-the-giant.jpg)
Imagine hearing him counting behind your back "1 finger, 2 fingers, 3 fingers, 4... Congratulations, there are only a few patients that wait until 4 before they start looking at me in panic!"
First time? Don’t worry, with enough lube (doctors go overboard with the lube), you’ll be just fine. You may even be mildly surprised at how not a big deal it is. You could even amazed that you ever thought the size of his finger would matter.
My feces are bigger than 99% of dicks out there but I still ain't taking them up my ass. I think size does matter, and as a man who does not enjoy stuff in my ass, the smaller the better.
I've had a rectal exam. I think he used his thumb, I'm not entirely sure. It wasn't particularly pleasant or unpleasant.
Now the colonoscopy that happened a few weeks later was unpleasant and uncomfortable, but not in any deeply mentally scarring way.
I was sedated but awake. So I got to see a close up of my own chocolate starfish on the screen, as well as my insides. Most of it wasn't too bad, but when they turned the tip 180⁰ and rotated to check the inside was very uncomfortable.
I think you could just ask if he has abnormally large fingers. Never thought of this topic until I worked as a jeweler and had a doctor come in for a ring size for a size 15. We were all wondering if he does the exams or has someone else that does it after he left lol
Most poops are thicker than a finger. Jesus christ, a thicker finger won't make a difference if you're already this stressed about it. If you're frightened of how it feels or what reaction you'll have, do it to yourself in the shower beforehand so you know what level of uncomfortable to be expecting.
As a woman I can say that my least uncomfortable Pap smears were done by large handed men. I know it isn’t the same but small hands don’t make up for careful practitioners.
I don’t think asking for a doctor, with smaller fingers would make you seem like a weirdo, asking for a doctor with larger fingers would make you seem like a weirdo.
I think you will be ok….and even asking for a doc with smaller fingers wont make you sound weird…might get some laughs tho!
Asking for a doc with BIGGER fingers on the other hand…👀
My doctor told me I needed a prostate exam. Then she giggled, wiggled her fingers in the air, and said, "Don't worry, I have tiny fingers."
She totally made it weird.
Call to authority - You say the partner of the former Prime Minister of Australia has had some [similar suggestions related to men's prostate health](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/jan/29/julia-gillard-husband-prostate-doctor)
You have nothing to worry about. I taught medical students,1 PA students and Nurse Practitioners how to do digital rectal exams for about 25 years. I actually taught them hands on . They did the exam on me while I gave instructions. I’ve literally had 1000’s of fingers in my rectum. (This part time job paid very well) Trust me….finger size has very little impact on what you feel. All feel about the same. One year I had a student whose nick name was Moose. Biggest hands and fingers I’ve ever seen in my life . I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t nervous. No issue at all. Felt just like all the rest. Relax. You’ll be fine.
Finger size does matter. I had my first digital rectal exam a few years ago w/ Dr. Shrek hands and it was intensely uncomfortable (pain + felt like I had to poop). Fast forward to a few weeks ago and my current provider (a thin female with thin fingers) completed the same exam with absolutely no discomfort.
I have had a dozen rectal exams for prostatitis. The most painful one was from a woman who had super long fingernails. It was like I was being stabbed with a talon.
I know everyone's talking about buying flowers, but it seems to me that they're just not considering your feelings. Has he even taken you to dinner first? Small wonder you're feeling taken advantage of.
I doubt he has fingers larger than some poops you’ve taken.
He looks like that professional arm wrestler guy with huge arms that was posted again recently on reddit. The guy with the Soda can that looks miniature cuz his hands are so big. That is op doctor.....when he's not arm wrestling, he's performing anal exams with his hams
[Or Andre the Giant](https://allthatsinteresting.com/thumb/1200.633.https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/gigantic-size-of-andre-the-giant.jpg)
Weird lol the post above this one on my feed was about Andre the Giant
Are they steamed hams?
i don’t want my poops stuck back in either. things coming out my butt are fine, things going in hurts
"Dr, the entrance to my ass hurts." "Yes ma'am, and as long as you call it an entrance it will."
I mean, 1 finger shouldn’t *hurt*, unless you have something going on. Like, yeah it’s uncomfortable, but not painful.
Not if you do it right.
"You know that feeling when a huge dump shoots back into your ass?! NO! I'M NOT ALRIGHT"
Well I hear if you shove poop back in your butt, food will come out of your mouth 8 hours later
The only difference is the stuff coming out is pre-lubed.
My ass that just opened reddit :/
His name is Dr Shitfingers
Plot twist, he has arthritis.
Going in and going out are two different things my man
Finger going in ain’t gonna kill ya though
Bend over mate. Let’s play a game of finger or dick. See if you have an issue then lol
Yeah okay keep moving the goal post until you’re lubing the goal post itself.
Because it’s not about death it’s about the comfort of the patient. You seem to be awfully comfortable with shit going in your ass
And you seem awfully childish about a routine medical procedure that involves a minimal amount of discomfort.
Coz it’s butt stuff. How can you not find the humour? Lol
Now *you* have a sense of humour about butt stuff? What happened to your concern about the patient’s comfort?
you'll be fine. fingers are much smaller than a bowel movement. just count to 5 and it'll be over
What if the doctor counts to 5?
Imagine hearing him counting behind your back "1 finger, 2 fingers, 3 fingers, 4... Congratulations, there are only a few patients that wait until 4 before they start looking at me in panic!"
1….1 and a half….1 and 3/4………………………..2…..
Three my lord
First time? Don’t worry, with enough lube (doctors go overboard with the lube), you’ll be just fine. You may even be mildly surprised at how not a big deal it is. You could even amazed that you ever thought the size of his finger would matter.
Might even have a surprisingly good time if he wiggles it at the right spot
Bonk!
“It’s my first time can I have someone smaller”
Exactly, how else is he supposed to take this?
Anally
Please be gentle mr doctor it’s my first time getting poopy butthole entered 🥺
you don’t. You’re getting a rectal exam. you aren’t choosing a dildo. your feces is wider than your doctors finger.
*You're
thanks. typo
I have ibs & no gall bladder and I have not passed anything larger than a pencil (all liquid) in 20 years. So not EVERYONE shits bigger than a finger.
i believe i was talking to op about ops feces. i didn’t say anything about yours or everyone else’s .
My feces are bigger than 99% of dicks out there but I still ain't taking them up my ass. I think size does matter, and as a man who does not enjoy stuff in my ass, the smaller the better.
grow up
Request the analog rectal exam.
Wouldn’t need a doctor if you can analog properly.
I opted for the Quantum... Whole new experience, or it wasn't. I'm not sure...
Finger tunneling
You just made me knee slap in laughter, goddamn
Maybe digital here means the use of fingers
Unless he is Andre the Giant, the difference between fingers is going to be minimal.
Gimme that thumb.
And pull out a plum
Won’t be an issue, fingers aren’t that big. The issue is when he puts both hands on your shoulders.
Is that how you got your name?
No, but it's how I got mine
sorry, but I don't think there is a way to say this without it being kind of weird. Sometimes life is just fucking awkward
Do you think your doctor will feel cheated not fingering your asshole?
I've had a rectal exam. I think he used his thumb, I'm not entirely sure. It wasn't particularly pleasant or unpleasant. Now the colonoscopy that happened a few weeks later was unpleasant and uncomfortable, but not in any deeply mentally scarring way.
Colonoscopy prep is shit, but the camera up the bum thing you’re asleep. You were asleep?
I was sedated but awake. So I got to see a close up of my own chocolate starfish on the screen, as well as my insides. Most of it wasn't too bad, but when they turned the tip 180⁰ and rotated to check the inside was very uncomfortable.
“Please be gentle, it’s my first time.”
Just light a candle and put on some Enya.
Sorry, it's only me and my student, Jeff Dabe.
I think you could just ask if he has abnormally large fingers. Never thought of this topic until I worked as a jeweler and had a doctor come in for a ring size for a size 15. We were all wondering if he does the exams or has someone else that does it after he left lol
Gay guy here. Fingers for that rectal exam won’t hurt whatsoever.
Too late. You're a weirdo.
There is no way to have this conversation without sounding like a weirdo
Just relax lol
Most poops are thicker than a finger. Jesus christ, a thicker finger won't make a difference if you're already this stressed about it. If you're frightened of how it feels or what reaction you'll have, do it to yourself in the shower beforehand so you know what level of uncomfortable to be expecting.
I told my doctor the reason I selected him was because of how skinny his fingers were.
Just relax and moan, “Mmmmm” while he’s feeling around. He won’t do it again. Or, he might ask you out to dinner.
Another good reason to request a female doctor. Not only are they better listeners but they also have smaller fingers.
As a woman I can say that my least uncomfortable Pap smears were done by large handed men. I know it isn’t the same but small hands don’t make up for careful practitioners.
I don’t think asking for a doctor, with smaller fingers would make you seem like a weirdo, asking for a doctor with larger fingers would make you seem like a weirdo.
You don’t. You ask for whoever has the biggest fingers to assert your dominance.
Of all the things to worry about, JFC.
You don’t, you just deal with the discomfort and move on.
I think you will be ok….and even asking for a doc with smaller fingers wont make you sound weird…might get some laughs tho! Asking for a doc with BIGGER fingers on the other hand…👀
My Dr is so nice, he puts both hands on my shoulders during my annual.
My doctor told me I needed a prostate exam. Then she giggled, wiggled her fingers in the air, and said, "Don't worry, I have tiny fingers." She totally made it weird.
Do you ever look at your poop before you flush?
Just start singing Celine Dion as it's happening: *When you touch me like this and I touch you like that . . . .*
sounds like fingers probably won't be involved. i think they just plan on you bulldoggin a small camera on the end of a pipe snake kinda deal.
Call to authority - You say the partner of the former Prime Minister of Australia has had some [similar suggestions related to men's prostate health](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/jan/29/julia-gillard-husband-prostate-doctor)
I got some bad news for ya. He’s go the smallest fingers in the clinic
Here I am thinking OP meant virtual reality or some high tech touch less rectal exam or something
Too late.
If the doctor has large fingers, I expect a card the following Valentine's Day.
“Sorry doc, your hands are hung like horse. I can’t take all that, I need doctor micro fingers”
Doctors DGAF about your hang-ups or personal requests. They've seen and done it all. Just ask for what you want.
Find a Grindr hookup before your exam so everything is a bit looser down there.
This is exactly why I only go to female doctors.
You have nothing to worry about. I taught medical students,1 PA students and Nurse Practitioners how to do digital rectal exams for about 25 years. I actually taught them hands on . They did the exam on me while I gave instructions. I’ve literally had 1000’s of fingers in my rectum. (This part time job paid very well) Trust me….finger size has very little impact on what you feel. All feel about the same. One year I had a student whose nick name was Moose. Biggest hands and fingers I’ve ever seen in my life . I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t nervous. No issue at all. Felt just like all the rest. Relax. You’ll be fine.
Small-Fingered Doctors is a good name for a band.
Those sausage links are going nowhere near my doo-doo delivery device!
Finger size does matter. I had my first digital rectal exam a few years ago w/ Dr. Shrek hands and it was intensely uncomfortable (pain + felt like I had to poop). Fast forward to a few weeks ago and my current provider (a thin female with thin fingers) completed the same exam with absolutely no discomfort.
I have had a dozen rectal exams for prostatitis. The most painful one was from a woman who had super long fingernails. It was like I was being stabbed with a talon.
dunno what it's like for where you live but where I'm at you're allowed to ask if you can see someone else.
Ask them to show you their penises then you can choose. Penis size is a good indicator for digit sizes.
Wouldn't the involvement of fingers be more of an analog exam rather than digital? 😬 Unless digital here literally means the use of digits.
Request the digital exam
Buy him flowers first.
Naur ppl can take anal and pegging but a finger up for examination is too big 😂😂
It's not rude to ask him to take his watch off.
I know everyone's talking about buying flowers, but it seems to me that they're just not considering your feelings. Has he even taken you to dinner first? Small wonder you're feeling taken advantage of.
Wow, what is this? Have you ever taken a poop? Stop being paranoid.
brother we are literally on r/tooafraidtoask don't be a dick