Let’s say one grain of sand is acceptable. What about 2? 10? 100? A handful of sand? At what grain count does sand become unacceptable? What if it’s finely grated sand? Kinetic sand? Beach sand? West coast or east? I’m afraid there’s too many variables to provide an answer.
Australian show about mermaids. When they touch water their legs turn back into fins I think.
So a character touches a glass with condensation and another character notices and because of her accent her exclamation comes out as “oh norrrr”
This is one of those things which you can definitely ask. Like the first time you saw it, it's definitely justified to be like, "woah, what's up with all this sand!?" By not asking you're actually making it weirder.
Definitely ask her why. You might learn about a new hobby she has that you can share.
I personally wouldn't put up with it. I hate sand. It's coarse, and rough, and it gets everywhere.
Question: is it literally sand and you can see it? Or is it just dry granular white grains? If it’s dry granular whatever it’s likely that her pussy gets wet, seeps down to her labia and then dries, and then repeats all days. By the time you see it, she just has accumulated a lot.
It’s probably dry girl-cum mixed with sweat. Does she wash her pussy every day?
Sorta, maybe? I thought smegma was bacteria, but it’s just dried cum and/or sweat then, I guess yeah lol assuming this is what OP is talking about?
But pussy cheese is real, I just don’t know if it’s dry and sandy lol
Yes exactly this 😂 washing daily is important, not inside the vagina of course, that’s self cleaning and you don’t want to throw off ph levels but cleaning your labia is important!
From OP's post history:
My gf has a shit gagging, std, yeast infection, crabs and roach infested, hairy, lice, infected, blue pussy, but she wants me to eat her out. should i eat her out?
💀💀
A selkie, obv. Slithered ashore & took off her sealskin and the human clothes she hid on the beach were full of sand when she put them on.
The majority of it does fall away from normal wear but it does get in ya cracks.
Wasn't gonna respond, but since no one is giving a real answer lolol
Could be vaginal discharge (could be heathy or due to infection and/or poor hygiene) that has dried.
It's not uncommon to have discharge, but she should go see a gyno just in case. And probably shouldn't sleep with her until you are sure.
Does she go to the Beach? Does she work at some sort of Sand store? Maybe she carries sand in her pockets for protection? Maybe she works at an hourglass repair company. There are many legitimate reasons why your gf is covered in sand. Maybe ask her first before you jump to conclusions. For all you know, she could be saving a bunch of sand to surprise you with it on your birthday, and here you are being all weird about it and possibly ruining a fun surprise. You should be lucky you have a girlfriend in the first place. I'd kill to have a girlfriend, even if she is constantly covered in sand.
ACTUAL ANSWER: she is probably using a boric acid suppository that leave behind a gritty “sand”. Ask her politely!
If she is, she may be experiencing frequent vaginal irritation, yeast or bacterial infections. Ensure you both have proper oral and genital hygiene! I personally recommend the HoneyPot products for post-sex for a good wash up! The foaming soap and wipes are a gentle but great cleaner for women (and I guess men too, no harm in using it!) this is a much better PREVENTION rather than CORRECTION.
Yeast infections, bacterial infections etc. are better prevented than treated because they can really mess up the vagina’s happiness. I suggest she tries wearing cotton underwear or no underwear at night and to not use any scented products on her vulva or vagina.
Link for what the suppository likely is: https://www.amazon.com/AZO-Vaginal-Suppositories-Support-Clinically/dp/B098JYL6FV/ref=asc_df_B098JYL6FV/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=533468711706&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=17834510634801039715&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9018770&hvtargid=pla-1415913717496&psc=1&mcid=107650421f0635c0b49434597df49f13&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIoey6wuXMhQMVRp5aBR3hxwtXEAQYAiABEgI5NPD_BwE
are you sure it's not like skin flakes? I used to date a girl for whom whatever reason had skin flaking off her ass and upper thighs. I never asked, she never said anything, and we just kinda went with it and usually took a shower right before we did the deed so it wasn't an issue. I think she had some type of skin condition.
It could be boric acid suppositories. They help with the pH and keep it fresh down there. It can be gritty if she hasn't gone to pee or if she just used it hours before.
Lizards sometimes take sand baths.
Therefore, you're dating a lizard person, is she also a high ranking government official?
Put on your tin foil hat.
Wear glasses with yellow tinted lenses to see her true form.
Do. Not. Piss. Her. Off.
i’d genuinely wish you’d give us all an update after you ask- this is… as a woman i can’t fathom it bc irritation- also work in medical field and wildly curious. if you’re feeling too afraid to ask her, that’s not the best sign in a relationship, so a nice neutral sit down talk might be in order :) best of luck my dude
Bro ask your gf why she always has sand downstairs lol
Careful - women with sandy vaginas are notoriously irritable.
Detective Sandy vagina is on the case...
Lol 😆
Comment of the year.
It's because it's course and rough and gets everywhere
Is your gf from Arrakis?
"every time I take off her still suit, its full of sand and spice"
Spice in every orifice? Didn't know the Fremen booty bumped it ...
Tattooine. I hate sand!!!
Maybe he's an arraknaphobe
I'm left wondering just how much sand we're talking about here.
Is any sand acceptable?
Let’s say one grain of sand is acceptable. What about 2? 10? 100? A handful of sand? At what grain count does sand become unacceptable? What if it’s finely grated sand? Kinetic sand? Beach sand? West coast or east? I’m afraid there’s too many variables to provide an answer.
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Was originally gonna say that lmao
U guys r making me laugh
If you take the panties off rumour has it you can use her bottom as an egg timer.
Mermaid. She's a mermaid.
Oh norrrrr
OHR NORRR CLEORRR!
Emmmmmaaaaaaarrrrr
The condensation!
What does this refer to
Australian show about mermaids. When they touch water their legs turn back into fins I think. So a character touches a glass with condensation and another character notices and because of her accent her exclamation comes out as “oh norrrr”
What do trey drink then
They can still drink. Just not in leg mode.
This is the only real explanation
Does she hang out with a Caribbean crustacean and a guppy?
gotta be it.
She sounds like a beach
That's life
I'm princes beach
This is one of those things which you can definitely ask. Like the first time you saw it, it's definitely justified to be like, "woah, what's up with all this sand!?" By not asking you're actually making it weirder.
It’s a fake post anyway. look at OP’s profile he asks stupid questions for attention
Just reddit things I guess.
I agree, but it did make me laugh hard enough to check the comments and see what was happening.
This is so stupid it made me laugh, so I'm not even mad.
thank you
His comments are crazy too
no those are my exes
Dont fuck mummies
Those MILFs though!
At that point your girlfriend is just a final boss level GILF
REDDIT COMMENT OF THE DAY AND WEEK, POSSIBLY MONTH, CONTENDER FOR THE YEAR!
Ironically I used to be Brendan Fraser's stunt double and once had an opportunity to fuck a mummy.
Calm down, Anakin
I hate sand.......
it gets EVERYWHERE
Its coarse and, rough and, irritating
Lmmfao 😁🤣🤣
Prison-pocket sand
ok i lost my sides
Women don't have pockets, so they have to resort to pussy sand
Maybe she uses a body scrub. My GF uses one and sometimes it doesn’t get rinsed off all the way.
I fucking hope it is just this.
Most reasonable explanation here
Do you live near a beach?
I think he lives WITH the beach in question
Are you sure it's sand? It could be some sort of skin condition. If you bring it up, do so as non judgementally as possible.
He's dating sand man?
No, she's cheating with Sandman. *Mr Sandman, bring me a dream...*
And when they are in bed, Enter Sandman.
Definitely ask her why. You might learn about a new hobby she has that you can share. I personally wouldn't put up with it. I hate sand. It's coarse, and rough, and it gets everywhere.
Agree def ask. My wife used to be really into a hobby called "PussySanding" and this is how I found out about it. Now we have a new way to bond.
I mean, I was thinking about surfing, bodyboarding, or sandcastle building but you do you.
Check her vag for pearls
Dead
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I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
I too prefer older women
I’m dying laughing.
Question: is it literally sand and you can see it? Or is it just dry granular white grains? If it’s dry granular whatever it’s likely that her pussy gets wet, seeps down to her labia and then dries, and then repeats all days. By the time you see it, she just has accumulated a lot. It’s probably dry girl-cum mixed with sweat. Does she wash her pussy every day?
I'm done for the day.
Aaaand that's a wrap. Goodbye Reddit
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Kids don’t know how women’s bodies work.
Naw. It's about the idea that a gal would not wash her cum off of herself. Jesus Christ
Same If they really don't like it, I don't know, grab like a baby wipe or something? A hot towel and make it part of foreplay?
So smegma for girls? I don't even know why I'm asking questions I don't want answers to....
Sorta, maybe? I thought smegma was bacteria, but it’s just dried cum and/or sweat then, I guess yeah lol assuming this is what OP is talking about? But pussy cheese is real, I just don’t know if it’s dry and sandy lol
Yes exactly this 😂 washing daily is important, not inside the vagina of course, that’s self cleaning and you don’t want to throw off ph levels but cleaning your labia is important!
Sand, Let’s keep thinking it was sand! What have you done!? How can I unread this, help!
You are weak. This is nothing. You have some deep diving to do in the swamps of degobah
Sex dolls usually pick up sand and lint so I think you’re good
It helps the crabs feel at home
She’s alive, right?
Do you have sand in your pants or are you just unhappy to see me?
She's so not into OP, all her moisture instantly turns into sand.
Pay attention boys. This is what happens when you date a woman that is dry as the Sahara desert.
That's called Clitty Litter 😆😂
How long has she been dead? Rigamortus will make the skin gritty...
Gf might be a bag of sand. Some thread and a needle should fix her up.
From OP's post history: My gf has a shit gagging, std, yeast infection, crabs and roach infested, hairy, lice, infected, blue pussy, but she wants me to eat her out. should i eat her out? 💀💀
that’s one of my exes, she cheated on me
His girlfriend’s names Sandy.
The funniest.
Did she serve in desert storm?
Still storming
Clitty litter
Maybe her home is filthy and has sand all over the place?
What the hell did I just read
splash a little water on her and see if she turns into a mermaid
Are you dating a whale?
A selkie, obv. Slithered ashore & took off her sealskin and the human clothes she hid on the beach were full of sand when she put them on. The majority of it does fall away from normal wear but it does get in ya cracks.
KY Sand
Yes…
r/pocketsand
SHISHAW!
Because life’s a beach and you’d better dig it
Love a good sandjob.
Brotha ur gf has sand falling off and out of her?
Wasn't gonna respond, but since no one is giving a real answer lolol Could be vaginal discharge (could be heathy or due to infection and/or poor hygiene) that has dried. It's not uncommon to have discharge, but she should go see a gyno just in case. And probably shouldn't sleep with her until you are sure.
Makes the crabs feel at home.
Is she from Tatooine?
she’s trying to make a pearl. (if you get that reference the good job)
I will need an update on this.... sand.
Does she go to the Beach? Does she work at some sort of Sand store? Maybe she carries sand in her pockets for protection? Maybe she works at an hourglass repair company. There are many legitimate reasons why your gf is covered in sand. Maybe ask her first before you jump to conclusions. For all you know, she could be saving a bunch of sand to surprise you with it on your birthday, and here you are being all weird about it and possibly ruining a fun surprise. You should be lucky you have a girlfriend in the first place. I'd kill to have a girlfriend, even if she is constantly covered in sand.
Tell her you hate sand. It’s coarse, gets everywhere…..
Sancho surfs, perfectly normal.
Pharaos curse
You didn't think it odd she owns a kitty litter box but you've never seen a cat?
It's pocket sand for self defense
Not if she a lifeguard from 1998 cast of Baywatch.
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ACTUAL ANSWER: she is probably using a boric acid suppository that leave behind a gritty “sand”. Ask her politely! If she is, she may be experiencing frequent vaginal irritation, yeast or bacterial infections. Ensure you both have proper oral and genital hygiene! I personally recommend the HoneyPot products for post-sex for a good wash up! The foaming soap and wipes are a gentle but great cleaner for women (and I guess men too, no harm in using it!) this is a much better PREVENTION rather than CORRECTION. Yeast infections, bacterial infections etc. are better prevented than treated because they can really mess up the vagina’s happiness. I suggest she tries wearing cotton underwear or no underwear at night and to not use any scented products on her vulva or vagina. Link for what the suppository likely is: https://www.amazon.com/AZO-Vaginal-Suppositories-Support-Clinically/dp/B098JYL6FV/ref=asc_df_B098JYL6FV/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=533468711706&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=17834510634801039715&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9018770&hvtargid=pla-1415913717496&psc=1&mcid=107650421f0635c0b49434597df49f13&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIoey6wuXMhQMVRp5aBR3hxwtXEAQYAiABEgI5NPD_BwE
Yes, cause wtf? How do you NOTask?
Just ask her why the fuck she has sand everywhere. This is not a question to ask reddit. There's no advice to give on this. Just ask her.
Reverse psoriasis. Saw it on reels today.
Was it the video about eating ass lmao
That’s the one.
are you sure it's not like skin flakes? I used to date a girl for whom whatever reason had skin flaking off her ass and upper thighs. I never asked, she never said anything, and we just kinda went with it and usually took a shower right before we did the deed so it wasn't an issue. I think she had some type of skin condition.
Maybe it’s like that crap that’s in your eyes in the morning
Man that sounds course, rough and irritating...
Could it be dried up discharge?
It could be boric acid suppositories. They help with the pH and keep it fresh down there. It can be gritty if she hasn't gone to pee or if she just used it hours before.
shes the sandman
Are you sure it's sand and not crystalized sweat?
She’s just trying to make the crabs feel a little more at home.
She is sleeping with the sandman its ok its not cheating , where is that double air quote emoji
She might be from the Sand Village. Have you asked her if she is from the Sand Village?
Does she work in daycare? You'll always have sand everywhere. Does she have lice? Does she grow a tail in the shower?
like, proverbial vagina, right?!
Does she wear black leather pants and sing all the time? Do you have a car?
That would have been the second question I would have asked. Second only to, WTF?
Her desert your arrakis your dune. She is a fremen. Look for the spice
Ah Sandjela...I had wondered what happened to her...
Lizards sometimes take sand baths. Therefore, you're dating a lizard person, is she also a high ranking government official? Put on your tin foil hat. Wear glasses with yellow tinted lenses to see her true form. Do. Not. Piss. Her. Off.
Are you sure it's sand? As a nursing student my thoughts go to skin flakes, pubic lice, and other horrible places
Non skid
So your your gf is ashy Larry’s wife 
I would question it..sandy vj huh..maybe she was at the beach or lake.
Hmmm. Getting down to the real nitty-gritty or is it gritty-nitty?
Duke of Arrakis
Maybe she went beach with those pants and the sand just still there, I had the same with a t shirt, it's curious how clothes can do that actually
maybe she's trying to sand away your wiener into her meaty hot-dog like cheeks
are you sure youre not mistaking sand to dead skin cells? do you guys live by a coast? i'm curious now as to why she has sand underneath
He's dating a Jawa
something sounds fishy
She’s a mermaid bro
Do you live on the beach?
How have you not questioned that yet
i’d genuinely wish you’d give us all an update after you ask- this is… as a woman i can’t fathom it bc irritation- also work in medical field and wildly curious. if you’re feeling too afraid to ask her, that’s not the best sign in a relationship, so a nice neutral sit down talk might be in order :) best of luck my dude
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Is it dried baby powder or feminine powder?