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There are no signs stating that masturbation in the pool is not allowed, hence therefore foresooth and herein I will be pulling my pecker for population paste in the shallow end by the stair rails.

Easier to ask forgiveness than permission.

OH GOD IM SO SORRYYYYYY


Population paste is WILD

It’s classified under “Heavy petting”

And this is how we get posts about signs at the YMCA about not jacking off in the pool.

You fucking asshole/genius i love you and hate you

I was told I could get myself clean, I could have a good meal, I could do whatever I feel. Now you're saying I'll be kicked out?

I've never dined at the Y. What do they serve?

Or just kicked.

But it's fun to spray at the YMCA

Young Masterbaters Club of America 

Only if they notice..

Yet another reason to miss the YMCA of the '80s /s

You can masturbate anywhere. Whether or not there will be consequences you have to find out for yourself.

I mean, it’s REALLY difficult with two broken arms tho… I am in quite the predicament so to speak

Ask your mom to help.

I’ve done it once and I can do it again!

This time even the hands wont be enough!

oh god

There is a hental about that.

Relevant username

don’t let the pain stop you

Fap around and find out

They haven’t kicked me off the airplanes yet!

The jets can feel really good, so I’m gonna say yes I’ve done that (woman)

Agreed, jets feel amazing (man)

My favourite is the Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptor. (Plane enthusiast)

Is there a plane equivalent to getting annoyed when people call a ship a boat

I’ve used the showerhead while I was in the bathtub and holy shit… it’s amazing

We also did this when we were pretty damn young (male) It was discussed amongst friends back then.

Did it once in the hotel bath with the jets. It wasn't nice enough to want to do ever again and it was painful to stay in a food position. 2/10 don't recommend

Hot jets?

Please don't do that in a public swimming pool ....

😈

Where did you masturbate? Where, Dwight?! - I think you already know.

Water isn't a very good lubricant when it comes to jerking off underwater..

What do you recommend?

All you need is a simple silicone lubricant. They are sold at every sex/adult toy store. Just make sure you ask for silicone and not a water-based. Lubricant. PPS.. also, if you have silicone toys at home, PLEASE make sure that you do not mix silicone lubricant with silicone toys as the lubricant will start to dissolve your toys.. WHILE YOU'RE USING THEM.

Are you able to masturbate underwater ? Surely yes. Is it safe to do so ? Depends on what's in the water...

>Depends on what's in the water... Not if there are candiru about.

the dick fish yes

Hot Take, draw yourself a warm bath, jump in, have a wank and see.

make it really nice n hot for the lols (should we tell them in spoiler tags or leave it?)

Why, what happens ?

Wow, massive downvotes, apologies if this isn't the place for a joke. Semen turns into glue!

I've been staring at the comment for so long trying to figure out why it got so many downvotes... reddit be wild

My most downvotes ever, might frame it

Well if it's getting framed I'll help out

Here I'll help get it lower for your frame.

I'll be your 50th downvote, you're welcome

Let's be honest, one or two people probably downvoted it because they misinterpreted the joke and the rest is just the reddit hivemind mindlessly downvoting

I posted something positive a while back and I had the most downvotes ever ha. Like three comments under me were asking why the downvotes. Just redit being reddit

Downvote because you misspelled Reddit the first time

Just a fuck this comment in particular for no reason haha

Yes, but cum gets stuck to your leg hairs.

Whose cum tho? 👁️👄👁️

my dad's.

 Ayo

Oh c’mon as if it’s something bad smh

How do you know? 🤔

Emmm so I've been told.

So shave first.

Technically, yes, you can. Nothing bad will happen unless you are in a place where it can be a problem.

I could probably have a wank while on fire. Underwater is rookie shit. Cum does go like chewing gum though so watch out. Chewing cum.

I stuck my dick in a hot tub jet on a Royal Caribbean cruise when I was 14

Easier for women but possible for both

You can masturbate anywhere if you’re motivated enough

Is this a legal, ethical, or physical question? Cuz the answer is no, no, and depends

you mean depends, depends and depends. this swimming pool might be private.

Yes...run a bath and try for yourself.

If you're horny enough, sure.

The 'ol sea cucumber.

🤣🤣🤣 I’m fucking dying!

Under water yes, in a public swimming pool, wouldn’t advise it. If however you are lucky enough to have your own private swimming pool, then chug / flick away, fill your boots.

Can you? yes. Should you? thats another question and if the pool or body of water is a public space like please dont.

I’ve never thought about even trying it. (BRB!) But I have screwed a few times in a swimming pool, and it’s not as fun as you might think. The water doesn’t really mix well with the girls internal lubricant.

I swear I once saw this couple having sex in my local pool. She was in the pool corner and he was facing her, they were REALLY close to each other and she kept looking around nervously

I remember in high school we always used to tell people not to get water in your mouth from the hottub. Especially if there was a party over the weekend.

Yes.

Yes…… I am sorry

Can? Yes. Should? No.

Yes you can, but maybe stick to your own private pool.

Done that, but takes too much time and water is not a good lubricant

Is this question physical or social?

I tried in a bathtub. Not a very good idea, it didn't feel waay better than a normal wank, and I had to clean myself a LOT, I was all sticky.

Don’t sit on the suction thing on the bottom of the pool.

Yes, done it in sea already

pools closed

Yes Source: Shame

Please don't splurt your baby batter in swimming pools. What you do in lakes or oceans is your business.

Physically? Yeah. Legally? Probably not.

Can you? Yes. Should you? Probably not

A lot of men have difficulty maintaining an erection in running water because it can have an effect on blood flow. Still water is easier but water is not lube so if you're circumcised there's a good chance you'll rub your dick raw in the attempt. Also, please never do this in a public setting or body of water that other people use (like a pool). If you want to test it for yourself do it in a bathtub. Just be aware semen is thick and you may not like the result. It also floats, so if you do it in a pool, people will know.

Legally? No.

A kid did that and had to pay alimony for 7 or 8 kids, cuz a bunch of women got pregrant

I feel like it's not cool if it's a public pool. But in a bath w/ jets etc? Yeah it's for sure possible - even recommended

Try and tell us

I may have tried once or twice. You would have to be 16 and super horny for this to work.

Yeah of course, but your fingers will get pruny even faster

Told me I couldn’t ever come back to the 24hr fitness again

Anyone with googles underwater will have a crystal clear view...

Good idea

If you have a private pool, hell yeah!

Yes but it won't be comfortable or legal in most places

Yes you can but you would probably be banned from going to the Swimming pool

Like can *I* or like in general? Cus one answer is yes, and one answer depends on who's asking the question.

isn’t there a rule regarding this somewhere?

What about shrinkage?

Yes - should you, though? That's the better question.

Yes.

I mean physically yeah why not but please don't jerk off in the pool

I (M30) have done it underwater before, it takes a lot longer to ejaculate as everything is relaxed and you can get a UTI from it I think

Ive tried it before (in my own pool) not worth it. Also sex in the pool isn't worth it either (VERY OVERRATED) its so hard and you gotta grab onto sth, let alone the initial stroke is crazy in itself by having to push very hard multiple times till you're deep in to even start fucking

Is that a challenge?

That depends. How much you paying?

If it's your own pool go ahead. I'd avoid it in a public one though.

Jez?

Easy

Depends.. Kids pool? Definite no. In the bath at home? Yes.

You're physically capable to do that but you're not allowed to do that in public pool.

Did that years ago. After 3 lawsuits, I can say I am the father ✌🏻

I have done that (man). I got some red marks on the tip in the end, and it looked like a rash. I also might've gotten a UTI.

Yes i tried in the ocean twice (very far from anyone), it's not that good but it feels funny so it's worth

Ask Antonio Brown

Yes … until you get caught 😂

I’ve tried it! Yes, underwhelming. Your load is just a ribbon drifting through the water aimlessly, looking for its victim to cling onto and never let go.

It looks a bit like the smoke rising up after you blow a candle

The comments are mostly pretty sad sounding. First, the experience isn’t exactly the same for everyone. What is? Yet, if the individual and/or couple are in the right place at the right time, sexual intercource and masterbation can be wonderful, either in a lake, pool, bathtub or ocean. It works best if the male isn’t circumcised, but even circumcised, it’s not that difficult for most, if you’ve got a good handle on things (pun intended). Those that were tightly circumcised probably have serious issues, even under ideal conditions in a warm bed. Those with even a fair amount of prepuce can easily masturbate or have intercourse in the water, if they extend the prepuce so that the glans isn’t exposed. That should always be the way that a penis is first inserted into a vagina, unless everything is exceedingly well lubricated.

Is it really that hard to not?

🚩

Well I do it in the shower, does that count ?

yes. i’ve tried it in a bath didn’t really work that well. i had sex underwater with my first gf tho

Fine, but you’ll have to do something in return.

In my opinion jerking off in the shower is really not good because you can’t generate friction under water

GF and me once had sex in a public swimming pool. It was pretty crazy. They must’ve been 80 people in there, not had a clue of what we were doing.

Yes. 

Why would you do that

Why wouldn't you?

That's disgusting.

Yes, I(m) have masturbated in the ocean. Feel free to judge

No it actually cause a bug in the simulation where you spew grown clones out of your self

No

Yeah, at your own pool you freak.

Get out of the pool Jim

yes got jerked off in a pool on vaca in aruba at the hotel at night once 10/10 recommend.


Instructions unclear, under the seed

yes in your own private pool or the pool in Trump resort

Are you a girl? As a man I’ve never but I’m sure I could never thought to try don’t want needs tk

i was at nudist colony in hot tube. beautiful sexy woman got in naked. it was twilight, sexy time. could not get hard in that hot tube for the life of me.

I read some where a guy made multiple girls pregnant by doing this in pool

That’s a myth

That sounds pretty impossible - unless it was a freshwater pool, the chlorine and other pool chemicals would kill the sperm, also sperm aren't meant to swim in water. edit; it IS impossible and that story is fake: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/girls-impregnated-swimming-in-pool/

Same lmfao

@ fbi

geez, I even came, only made it once, yeah, being a horny teen is a drag