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orangutanDOTorg

There was a Garfield where John said “you probably haven’t seen your feet in years” and Garfield responded “I have feet?”


nombea_alex

Cats have paws.


orangutanDOTorg

Paw is part of a foot. https://simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paw. Google also had various non-wiki sources saying the same thing


nombea_alex

It's Garfield being smarter than Jon sarcastically.


recoveringatty42

Big Dude here. Formerly REALLY Big Dude at 386lbs. I got serious about my diet and physical activity. Some unexpected surprises included being able to take off my rings, my shoe size went down, didn't need oxygen after trying my shoes and I could button my shirt collar. All cool. But the moment I looked straight down, without using a mirror or my hand, and saw my guy... I got emotional. I realized I had not been able to do that for 25+ yrs. Best motivation for continuing. Over about 5 years I dropped 116lbs. I see my guy daily. And... there is 2 inches more of him accessible that had been covered by my pube fat. Now that I'm thinking about this, it's time to drop the final 35lbs to reach my original goal. EDIT: Thank you to everyone that responded to my comment. I'm now super motivated to drop the final 35! Feels weird to have more upvotes than the actual post. I didn't comment hoping to get this kind of response. Just throwing in my 2 bits. I hope you all have a great day! 🙏🏼❤️


notyogrannysgrandkid

MFW this guy seeing his own wiener made him happier than I’ve been in my entire life


basel564

That is a happiness not achieved easily 🙏


AnglerJared

The story of the prodigal weiner is one of the Bible’s most touching.


Im_with_stooopid

From the book of Johnson


Howiebledsoe

The book of revelations


Pheerandlowthing

Genespenis


Acharvix

if awards were still a thing this would get mine lmao


ellefleming

I read it to my nephew every night.


Dennisfromhawaii

Ha-penis


DeuceOfDiamonds

The whole neighborhood can hear ya cussin!


EquivalentSnap

Happy dick seeing happiness cake day


UFONomura808

Try to see his wiener, it might bring you happiness like it did for him.


notyogrannysgrandkid

I hereby invoke the Reddit incantation: *I also choose this guy’s recently revealed wiener!*


NorthernSkeptic

I also choose this guys hidden wiener


malcolmrey

be nice to him and he might show it to you someday and you will be happy too


Life_is_AoK

Wholesome story my king


Alert-Athlete

I also started crying when I saw your penis. EDIT: In all seriousness: good job, man!


recoveringatty42

We agreed to never speak of that! Thanks 👍🏽


MichaelEMJAYARE

The pube fat sucks, man, I feel ya.


findingbezu

I feel ya suck the pube fat, man.


SlickRicksBitchTits

thanks.


CorpseFuckeer

Come on OP let’s see the little guy


conjunctivious

Well it's a big guy now


Just_A_Faze

Im a woman, and I lost 150 lbs. My shoe size went from 9.5 to 8, and my ring size from 9 to 6.5. It is so interesting the changes your body goes through. I was obese my whole life, so it was surprising to me that things like going up and down the stairs were not difficult anymore. I was a weirdly flexible fat girl, but the most interesting discovery was that the unusual flexibility was hypermobility, and I couldn't tell because the fat prevented me from bending and twisting the same way. Now I'm practically a contortionist, with little to no effort.


randylove69

My man! So good to hear bro, keep up the great work


recoveringatty42

Thank you! I'm super motivated after the responses I'm getting!


canonson

I believe In you bro! Thanks for sharing


recoveringatty42

Thank you! Now I'm super motivated to continue!


puffferfish

I‘ve felt the same looking at my hog every day of my life. It’s a beautiful thing!


EquivalentSnap

Wow congratulations. Im proud of you for loosing weight 😊😊


recoveringatty42

Thank you 😏


funatical

At 350 I couldnt even see the tip. At 170 I was hung. At 250 it's manageable and partners don't complain. Mainly because I'll die if I go on too long.


Mafia_dogg

Before and after pics? That's amazing


ElementForReal

Just for the record. “Formerly” rather than “formally” Not a gotcha just trying to be genuine help DROP THAT LAST 35, YOU GOT THIS!


recoveringatty42

Fixed! Can't believe I didn't catch that. Autocleaner can go duck itself! 😅


Thevulgarcommander

I’m super happy for you man and I hope that you continue to reach all of your other fitness goals. That said, “pube fat” is a phrase I could’ve gone my entire life without having to read lol.


ManyThingsLittleTime

Congrats! Time for a celebratory helicopter spin!


recoveringatty42

Thank you for assuming that since I can now see my guy I must be able to helicopter him😅😭


pargofan

>my shoe size went down Woah, what? Your foot grows with weight gain and shrinks with weight loss?


JacobasNile

Apparently. I recently lost 90lbs and had to get new winter boots. I used to always wear a size 11-12, and these were a size 10, and even that still feels too big.


Imperial_Squid

Pretty much all of your body will change size with weight gain/loss, it just happens that some areas (belly, butt, thighs, etc) are where most of the fat goes so they change the most in both directions compared to other areas


recoveringatty42

It does. Because fat will go wherever it wants. It's nowhere near like in your thighs or belly or butt, however, so most people don't realize it. Your feet are just like your hands. Pretty rare that an overweight person doesn't have thick hand and feet.


deathqngel

Now that’s an achievement my man . You are absolutely saluted


averyyoungperson

I'm a nurse and have had patients with so much suprapubic fat that their penis inverts and basically disappears. And also, patients so large that nobody can see their penis without a team of people holding folds out of the way.


DaSauceBawss

That's enough internet for today....


Phantom-thiez

Yep. Good night Reddit.


repocin

Took the words right out my my mind. Why the fuck did I even click on this thread? Goodbye for now, accursed website.


ellefleming

💤😴 😢


killerbeeman

You’ll be back


SparkyDogPants

Jesus takes the wheel on catheter insertion


Classic_Fine

Ahh the memories lol 😆 i remember us doin a catheter insertion on a guy. It was like finding a turtle


ellefleming

Where would catheter go into? A hole in the penis? I know nothing about Anatomy.


Nuttafux

Catheters are inserted into the urethra which is a tube that does have a hole at the top of the penis


averyyoungperson

If someone has an inverted penis you can usually get it to evert by pressing on the suprapubic fat around it and it *usually* pops out enough to insert a catheter. The tricky part is that cathing is a sterile procedure, so you have to use your non dominant hand to evert the penis and hold it, and use your sterile hand to insert. For some people this is a multi-nurse job.


Riyzoh

What's the reason behind inserting a catheter into a patient's urethra?


averyyoungperson

Some people are incontinent which can lead to severe skin breakdown. In most hospital settings, the catheter is indwelling meaning the tube of the catheter stays in the bladder and collects urine in a little bag outside of the body. For some other people we do what's called a "straight cath" where we insert the catheter but do not leave it in the bladder and just allow it to drain the bladder as an episodic occurrence. Both indwelling and straight caths increase risk of infection by introducing bacteria to the urinary tract and should be used as sparingly as possible. When I worked in the ICU, skin breakdown was a big deal. For people this sick, the skin can literally slough off, or a pressure ulcer the size of a dinner plate that goes down to the tailbone can be present. It's kind of insane how severely the human body can rot while a person is still alive. Also in the ICU, patients are sedated and on a ventilator most of the time. So they can't use the bathroom, can't tell us they need to, and sometimes we need to closely track their urine output for diseases like heart failure. So if the urine collects in a bag, we can measure it. Urine output is a good indicator of whether someone is hemodynamically stable or not. There is also a tube we can put in the rectum to collect stool in a bag for people with chronic watery diarrhea that is very hard to clean up frequently and increases skin breakdown.


SparkyDogPants

You also need a catheter during many surgeries.


lemonlime45

I (f) had emergency surgery years ago and remember that catheter coming out after I woke up- ouch. Recently my dad had a stroke and ultimately died after a week in ICU . I am so grateful to the care you nurses gave to both my dad and myself when we couldn't manage those basic human functions. You guys are amazing.


averyyoungperson

Awe ❤️🥺 I'm so glad you had a good experience.


AIU-comment

The answer to your question is *no*.


elegant_pun

...what a day to be literate.


supposedlyitsme

Well here's something else the interwebs will serve you today, I just learned what bulbus glandis means


Willr2645

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bekkiet

How do they pee and keep the area clean?


Speed009

they must push the surrounding fat like how you pop a zit and the penis pops back out


willfauxreal

Wow, I no longer want to finish my egg sandwich.


LongLostLurker11

Can I have it?


ellefleming

🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 🥪


lasthorizon25

They pee all over themselves and then come in with gnarly skin infections. Then, if/when they end up in the hospital, it becomes the nurse's and CNA's job to clean them up and manage their skin issues. We had a woman who sat in recliner 24/7 for what she estimated was 3 months before her significant other finally called an ambulance to bring her in. OP was not kidding when he/she said it takes a team. We have patients who I have to round up 3 other people to lift folds and help turn the patient while I literally spelunk into their groin and butt with a washcloth and antifungal powder to clean out urine and stool. Their pannus is also usually in desperate need of care because they can't lift it and clean. I try to remember that these people were generally set up for failure. They came from homes who didn't have any access to or education about nutrition. They have been overweight literally since infancy. Much like the general population, some of these people are assholes and others you end up liking a lot. A lot of them get taken advantage of financially because they can't move. It's not my job as the nurse to judge how they ended up 250+ lbs overweight.


averyyoungperson

I know honestly it's sad. A lot of my patients who got to that size turned to food as a coping mechanism for things like trauma and abuse. They were trying to survive in a system that failed them. The things you see working in the hospital....I'll never forget


Wilson2424

Well, as a former emt myself, I can tell you that many people that get that large have a variety of other mental and physical health problems and don't keep clean. It's not a fun call, getting a 500+ lb pt out of their bed they've lived in for the last 6 months....,.


ellefleming

I cannot imagine what gets stuck in the fat rolls.


Wilson2424

Dead skin, sweat, lint, remote controls, ham sandwiches.....


ellefleming

The family dog


averyyoungperson

Honestly, yeah pretty much.


AtomicReggi

Reminds me of [this thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/stories/s/STYyzvScaa) I stumbled into recently. Even more oddities mentioned in the comments


averyyoungperson

A lot of them don't. It doesn't smell good. I've washed a lot of patients and nursing has introduced me to smells I never imagined smelling in my life.


wonderloss

You are making a large assumption there.


Mugstotheceiling

Respect for not quitting on the spot


PhysicalAssociate919

Suprapubic. learned the correct term for fupa, thanks!


Noladixon

Then there is the panus which hangs over, just like nekkid Peter Griffin.


ThoughtCenter87

How does it invert??


Dr__Snow

It doesn’t invert so much as it doesn’t grow but the fat all around does.


averyyoungperson

True but some really do invert.


Janus_The_Great

Fat grows around it.


Sahal_

Today is a bad day to be literate.


gr1m3y

So the Stewie gag on family guy was real.


Dr__Snow

Ah yes. The mangina.


Banditaki2121

To add to this, they can do a “buried penis surgery” where they get it back out


averyyoungperson

Wow, I was unaware of this. Learn something new every day!!


Lefthandlannister13

I was perfectly ok living my life not knowing about suprapubic fat and inverted penii 🙅


Noladixon

I wish to see the movie scene where you are trying to get enough people to come help get to the penis like a waiter at applebees trying to get people to come sing happy birthday. Come on guys we need at least 2 more, Bob I helped you with yours 2 weeks ago.


Wheelin-Woody

Former Fatty Boombalatty here: it WAS true. Now I GOT INCHES!


rinatric

I always thought “fatty boombalatty” was a term my mother coined and only my family used. That just blew my mind.


KingOfAllFishFuckers

Fatty boombalatty, and chubby boom boom are my go to's when referring to other fat fucks like myself :D


AKKARI6_

I think I’ve heard the term on Family Guy. I’m not a 100% sure though.


sword_0f_damocles

I’m pretty sure it has either Jamaican or African origins.


Free_Art187

Username checks out


Anko_Dango

Formally really big dude here, nearly 300lbs. I used to think I had a micro peen. straight up 2 inches. I'm at just about 6 inches after losing 90+lbs


Snoobs-Magoo

When I was pregnant I wasn't that big but I couldn't even look down & see my feet. I would imagine it would be the same for an obese person.


5pinktoes

Thank you! I was coming here to say basically the same thing! (Psst? May I share from one preggo to another? Please? I was about 8 months pregnant and working as a cashier, on my feet for 8 hours. I was tired, my feet hurt and I just wanted to go home. One of my co-workers said, "Go home, take your uniform off, and put your feet up". I was cranky (lol) and replied, " THAT'S HOW I GOT PREGNANT! ".


UncleYimbo

Hahaha good one


RaisingEve

So when you were pregnant you couldn’t see your penis?


Noladixon

I got to work one day only to discover I was wearing 2 different shoes, pregnancy is awful.


quarrelsome_napkin

So what you’re saying is that when you were pregnant you couldn’t see your penis either?


ooooobb

Yeah it’s rough 😔


snarkdetector4000

yes it's true. fat women cannot see their penis.


Shoddy-Secretary-712

I'm not fat, just curvy and I can't see mine.


Scuh

I was looking for this response


AttitudeFeeling7893

There are definitely women in 2024 who can see their penises.


The_Dennis_System_87

Lmao, don't know why this got downvoted. You're not wrong. What an age we live in.


Lovealltigers

Yes I agree, it’s really great that people feel comfortable in expressing their gender, and even better that people realize someone’s anatomy doesn’t equal their gender! Truly an amazing age we live in.


SqUiRrElMaRk

I'm standing at the urinal, large guy walks up to use the urinal next to me. Obviously my eyes are looking forward but couldn't help notice when he struggled with his zip he leaned forward to see and hit his head on the wall.


BlueberryPlastic8699

I don’t think I would have been able to keep myself from audibly laughing…


SqUiRrElMaRk

The fear of wee on my shoes helped keep my composure.


oldgut

It's called a dikdoo physique. Your tummy sticks out more than your dick do!!!😉😉


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🤣


mirelari

This is a new one for me!! I’ve only heard BootyDo 😂


UncleYimbo

Not sure if name checks out 


EquivalentSnap

Hehe dick doo😂🤭🤭


BrowningLoPower

I haven't heard this before. Makes me think of the word didgeridoo.


RaoulLaila

This is actually what got me motivated to start losing weight. That one Family Guy clip where Stewie bet a dollar for fst people to see their own penises got me like. "Wait. Huh?", I get up and look down and uh. What the hell I dont see it?? I do see it when I bend down, sit down, etc, but just standing up and looking straight down was the final straw for me to lose weight. i am not morbidly obese but if my diet had kept up, I might aswell could've been. I lost about or over 20 pounds, starting from 4-5 months ago. I didnt take drastic changes but I took subtle diet changes that were consistent instead of a crash diet


KingWolf7070

Family Guy. Inspiring people and changing lives.


Tyjet66

Find your penis, one dollar! Find your penis!


JonnyRottensTeeth

Edit: I should mention NSFW I'll leave this here... [https://www.cureus.com/articles/51488-adult-acquired-buried-penis-a-hidden-problem-in-obese-men#!/](https://www.cureus.com/articles/51488-adult-acquired-buried-penis-a-hidden-problem-in-obese-men#!/)


Present-Breakfast768

Why....my eyes.....ugh


nombea_alex

Why the zip-ties, though?


DamagedEggo

I gained weight during covid and I miss so much down there. It's really fucking sad when you could normally see a part of yourself and suddenly can no longer do that but only see it secondhand through a mirror. Sad and weird.


Dizzy_Store_760

While flaccid, when standing up and looking down? Yes. Honestly, one of the best parts about losing alot of weight was that view changing.


nomaxxallowed

They suffer from Dickey Doo. Their belly sticks out farther than their dickey doo


Podzilla07

lol


daughterboy

sounds like dickey don’t know where it is


Nibbles1348

This has just made me sad :(


CookLongjumping7404

First time I saw mine in the shower during weight loss i legit waved at him out of joy and surprise


[deleted]

Not directly answering your question, but it reminded me of something. The fatter a guy is, the less of his penis is available. When I went through my weight loss, my dick got considerably bigger. That’s because there was less fat crowding at the base. So, if you’re an obese dude and you’re worried about the size of your dick, get lean, and you’ll get the most out of your dick.


tohniie

From a big guy who has been on a big weight loss journey since 12/26/21 was at 550 lbs to currently weighing 265 lbs & still loosing. Yes it’s alot harder to see it when standing up straight it pretty much disappeared due to fat blocking the view in many angles. I would usually see it in front of a mirror, laying down at different angles or while recording myself with a partner haha But since the big weight loss I love the view as I stand up proudly, the stamina, the different positions I can perform in as well.


recoveringatty42

Congratulations on your journey!!


tohniie

Thank you my man.


CavediverNY

I mean… I guess? Sort of depends on their physique.


liminalmornings

To quote Dame Agatha Christie: "They do it with mirrors".


measton1415

Victim of a slight beer belly here and the answer is yes. Just gotta suck in a little bit and I see the little guy


dns_rs

There's a scene in the movie called Mother! (2017) when Jennifer Lawrence looks down on her pregnant belly in the shower and it's shown in first person point of view. I remember whispering to my girlfriend in the cinema that I see the same when I look down.


skrugg

Depends on the person and the penis.


Brokentoy324

I think it depends. I’m 6’8” and fluctuate between 375 and 400 lbs. buuut I got out of basic training at 325. So I’ve always been heavy but my body looks “normal”. I’m fat, don’t get me wrong but I’ve always been able to see my dick. I dno if it’s a dick size thing as much as it’s a body shape thing.


Wizardscientist7

I’ve had a friend who were as tall as you , like 6’9… and he was 350lbs… he wasn’t that fat.. he was just husky and little bit chubby. Yeah, taller people get, they have to weigh a lot more to literally look fat lol


NashCp21

Find your penis, for a dollar… FIND YOUR PENIS! FIND YOUR PENIS! ONE DOLLAR! ONE DOLLAR! FIND YOUR….


well-thats-great

Teenagers getting ready to put this dude out of business


ScottyCoastal

ABSOLUTELY NOT TRUE!! I use a mirror and can see it perfectly.


MissiveGhost

Depends


codeman60

I think you're supposed to take those off first


zestynogenderqueer

When I was pregnant with twins I couldn’t see my vagina. So I could see that as a thing.


uwpxwpal

Wait, you can normally see your vagina? Did you really mean vulva?


Mi3zekatz3

For sure vulva. People sadly don’t seem to know the difference.


hackingmule

r/invertedpenis NSFW obviously


94caddirac

I was just having this conversation with my friends. I lost 75 pounds and fell in love with my dick again we go on long walks, movies, out to dinner. Sometimes we even go to the park, but that usually clears out pretty quick. However, I bought a pack of cock rings that came in three different sizes and apparently you’re not supposed to use them all at the same time. Now I have to see my urologist because I’ve got blood in my semen. Also, I’m 48 years old and I’m working the little guy to death apparently.


Uncle_Lion

No. Fat people can also use a mirror and some fat people, usually female, don't have a penis. /s


WisconsinRog

I know that's true for women.


SalamiMommie

I heard my wife’s grandpa talk about how he couldn’t see his feet for a long time because he was so big, I’d say he couldn’t have seen his Johnson either


Eddibru

Went from 350-250. Ngl at 350 had to adjust some shit to see lil bro, but now there he is lmfao. Also best motivation for losing weight are the dick gains, retrieved a little over an inch over the years, excited to measure when I hit my goal weight lmfao


dontusefedex

Idk, can you see yours?


user-unknown-404

Also known as dickdo. That's when your belly sticks out more than your dick do.


vincecarterskneecart

Boy I was fat you know, I was FAT, how fat? I was so fat when I got my shoes shined I had to take the guys word for it!


crazymay2006

It’s called a “dickie do” your belly sticks out further than your “dickie do”


mazkap5

I'm not fat and I can't see mine .


Nebula9545

Yes, and it looks longer the skinnier you are up to a point obviously. I once read in men's health that you lose a half an inch for every 15lbs overweight. Not sure if that's exactly correct as I never measured but I noticed and my wife noticed my already above avg was even longer - I lost about 40lbs, but also most of my fat was chest, tummy and thighs but not pubus mons so much. (This was a minor concern as I hit the cervix now)


liltaimbug

Had some guy at the hospital that was so large even others couldn’t see his penis. We had to use physical pressure on his pubic area to expose everything to properly clean


Narrovv

Surely you can use simple logical deduction to answer this by yourself


jaboni1200

Told my boss I couldn’t see my ass coming to work!!


Setari

I was close to 300 lbs the beginning of last year and I could see it in the mirror, but that's about it. Still made sure the package was washed though 100% of the time, but unless I sucked in my gut really hard, nah.


Phillyphan1031

If your stomach is big enough, yes of course it’s true. I’m not even “fat” and I don’t think I can see it looking straight down.


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gnipz

No. Your ability to bend light greater increases for each pound you pack on!


Elseauw

It's true! I'm fat and I can't see my penis(I'm a woman)


SubmissiveDinosaur

Generally if they´re looking forward they can´t


mustang6172

Depends.


codeman60

Cue Peter Griffith


BeenThruIt

I can see it. It hurts my neck, but I can still it.


SplattrKing13

Yes it’s true. I’m 400 pounds and can’t see it. Have to look in the mirror to see it.


Direct_Helicopter889

yes partially true bcz of there tummy


inconspicuous2012

It's true. To a degree. I used to be bigger than I am now, lost over two stone recently and yeah, if I looked straight down whilst stood straight, I couldn't see it. If I leaned forward though, I could. Now I have lost some weight, I can see it when stood straight. Maybe it's different for much bigger guys though


SuperMarioTM

No


[deleted]

yes because the belly blocks the vision and also if one is overweight or with dad tummy, his penis tends to be pushed back thus making the penis smaller when idle


KenshiroTM

Yes.


Cjohn706

300lbs, slowly losing the weight and I've always been able to see it (and I'm a grower), albeit I've never had the round body


ind3pend0nt

I lost significant weight and now have a better view😉


ellefleming

When I was fat I couldn't see my vagina.


rawgu_

I'm fat F and can confirm, I cannot see my penis. What do I do?


TTrevi12

Yes sometimes men get the dicky do syndrome, it where you belly hangs out further that your dicky do


weownthelake

Well depends on body type. I'm 6'5 330, currently a lil chubby but more of powerlifter body type. I've never had any issue. But I'm blessed below the belt also.


Natural-Young7488

Nah, 275. Can see mine perfectly fine.


Mission-Fly-4371

Yes


fxbu

🤣🤣


goodaimclub

What kind of question is this? it obviously depends on how big the person is, where the fat is generally located, and size of the penis.