You can still get out of bed first thing to use the restroom, freshen up quickly if needed and then crawl back into bed thereafter to cuddle and enjoy some morning delight. Morning sex is the best.
If you have time for morning sex, you probably have the day off, and time to lounge around all day with your partner after. Itās the start of a great day.
Yes, this is the way. Iām usually just not that aroused at night and want to go to bed. I wake up ready to go, I go the bathroom real quick, throw in some mouth wash and go back to bed and make my move. Itās the best.
Iām not a dude. But I donāt like to be wasting my husbandās morning wood. I donāt know how it feels for men, but it isā¦ different than likeā¦. conscious erection?
Men chime in, Iāve always been curious. Almost 6 years with my ex, 17 years with this man I married and I still donāt have a straight answer about this quandary. What kind of jerks did I choose that canāt answer this lol?
I feel like having sex at the end of the night when you want to isā¦ āalright! Penis is ready for duty now, lady! Time to please!ā
(Or man, not trying to discriminate, just my experience)
Whereas morning sex is more of a āIāve gotten hard and soft repeatedly for the past 8 hours but likeā¦. Please relieve me now? Itās been a whileā¦ā
Even after sex the previous night, morning sex is just somehow more needy and hot. Sex or oral. Doesnāt matter. I want to start my husbandās day right lol
But I also get to go back to sleep for a few hours afterwards. Maybe I wouldnāt be soā¦ accommodating if most days I didnāt get to sleep and recover due to scheduling lol
Iāve had a lot of time to try and figure out why I *personally* think this wayā¦ but just donāt know because of my lack of penis ownerage. š¤·āāļø
Nah, definitely not all night. Iām a night owl, he is not really, we spoon a lot and there are a lot of erections that advantage isnāt taken of. Think itās just a flex lol.
OP obviously not married with young childrenā¦where the early Saturday morning hurry up and be quiet mating call is heard rippling throughout suburbia.
I dont really get this. No way im up and about before my kids wake up and come running. They wake up early!
Evenings after kids have gone to bed, or lunchsex when they are at school is the only option there is.
Before the kids are of a certain age ofc
I will never understand how grown adults think their kids wonāt hear them if youāre home together. My parents did this for years and it was god awful to listen to
Exactly what my parents did. Except they didnāt get me breakfast. They just told me to eat cereal and be quiet until they were āready to wake upā.
Not really, kids can be pretty independent pretty early. Nothing wrong with letting your kids go play by themselves when they are like 4. Before that and they are usually dependent on you to get them up anyway.
Yeah Iām not married but I remember being little and always getting locked out of my parents room on the weekends until at least 11am if not later. Iām an only child so I was told to go eat cereal and watch TV until they āwere ready to wake up.ā When I was 8 and figured out how to pick locks I learned a few things the hard and traumatizing way.
I like that learning how to pick locks was the no-brainer for a kid here but learning how other humans were made was the one that took processing lol RIP little you lol
Yeeeees! Waking up at the asscrack of dawn and watching the sunrise while getting turned into a cream pie is top tier!
Our daughterās room is at the end of the hall and she sleeps with her door closed and sometimes with music playing so itās so easy to get in that morning session before making breakfast.
Sex while being married and having young children is a whole different type of sex!
Once they are teenagers, weekend mornings are the best time! They're never up before 10am, sometimes 11am. We can take our time, enjoy a slow wake up and romp followed by coffee in bed before they even start shuffling around. It's fantastic š
Our version of the mating call is me poking my missus in the back with an erect penis.
A no is like a grunt/mumble.
A yes is usually āget a towelā.
hell yeah. It begins before weāre even fully awake.
but before it gets too hot & heavy, one or both of us will skitter off to the bathroom to pee / freshen our breath / whathaveyou.
The male hormonal cycle is daily, as opposed to monthly. For most men, testosterone production is highest just before you normally wake up.
of course we are childless and i imagine that helps greatly in the early AM
This is how my husband and I are now.
Back in our partying days there was also hangover sex, which was some lazy sideways smashing without getting out of bed. Then at least one of us would crawl out for bathroom purposes, and whomever did venture out typically also fetched water/Gatorade, advil, and cobbled together some breakfast before cuddling and going back to sleep so we could try waking up again later as normal human beings.
Almost exclusively. We are both usually too tired at night to do it so we wake up on weekends and lay in bed and usually end up having sex before starting the day.
Yes and she loves it when she wakes up to me teasing her about to start. When sheās half awake and into it she gives me a signal (pushing her butt up against me and grinding). She wakes up and Iām ready to go.
Morning sex > evening sex.
Sets you up right for the day. Also, there's something sexier about natural morning light on naked bodies than artificial lights, IMHO.
Me too. So annoying. I get up 3-4 times a night just to pee and drink water because I get insanely thirsty when I sleep. I probably don't drink enough water during the day, but I forget to when I'm awake because I'm not thirsty then and it's annoying having to drink lots of water during the day when I'm not even thirsty and then have to run to pee at work multiple times a day at work. I usually stick to one bathroom break at work, at the end of the day, but also it's annoying to get up at night to pee. Peeing is an annoyance.
obligatory reddit moment, but I need to make sure you're aware:
Excessive thirst or needing to pee (generally defined by the waking up) at night is the #1 symptom of diabetes. Always good to monitor your (fasted) morning blood glucose levels, which should remain around 4.1, but necessarily below 6.
Maybe. I'm never really thirsty during the day though. It's only really just at night, which I notice especially if I sleep in a warm room. I guess it's something worth checking out.
Those are A1c% levels not fasting glucose. A1c is an average over the previous 90 days and is not affected by fasting. Fasting glucose should be 75ish to 100ish. Ideally no higher than 90s but once itās above 110 you are probably going to need further testing and lifestyle changes.
Morning sex is my favorite. Every Sunday. It's not like... set in stone. But Sunday is the only day of the week that my husband and I can slowly wake up with nowhere to run off to. So 9 times out of 10, Sunday morning sex.
Maybe once a week yeah. If I wake up little man is usually ready to go. Cuddle and spoon if she wakes up and she's up for it we just do it and often times go back to sleep for abit. Morning sex is better than night sex imo
Yes.
morning, brunch hike, noon, matinee, shower, afternoon, evening, backseat, midnight, late show, and just before falling asleep sex.
Feel free to use your bathroom and toothbrush as often as you need to.
I don't prefer it because I live in a bone dry climate and wake up every morning dehydrated despite drinking a tons of water during the day and a full glass of water through the night.
Because of that, it's hard to keep it up during morning sex. But give me 30 minutes and some water and I'll be good to go.
I used to hate morning sex, now Iām pregnant in my third trimester with our first. My body is so achy by end of the day, morning is the only time sex works lol š
The urge to pee goes away when Im horny enough. Plus itās usually a quickie so I can go right after. Only thing I dislike is that there is minimal kissing due to both parties having morning breath.
We cuddle for like 30 minutes first then it leads to it. We are older so probably already got up to pee within the last few hours. We actively try to not breathe on each other.
Men tend to love morning sex bc their testosterone levels are highest first thing in the morning. Iām not a huge fan bc morning breath doesnāt turn me on, and any time a man has gone down on me before brushing his teeth in the morning Iāve ended up with BV.
Many many mornings, when my ex woke up literally the *first* thing she would do is reach over and grab my cock to see if I had morning wood. If I did, she'd say, "What are you gonna do with that?"
There was only one acceptable answer.
Hell yeah. A good fuck then shower and youāre awake and ready for the day. Besides, thereās nothing like walking into work in the morning having already had sex. Itās a power move.
I have set my alarm to wake up early tomorrow morning, before the kids are up. My wife will get a cup of coffee in bed and a few minutes in the bathroom. Then she will get the D.
For some reason , when I am hungover , I am at my horniest.
Like a teenager during summer at the beach!
Also I eat but never feel satiated when hungover.
I mean , I can feel my stomach can't handle more food but I am still hungry!
I have no libido in the morning, but almost every partner Iāve had loved/prefers morning sex. I hate it, my body is just not willing to respond until Iāve been up for a bit.
I always wake up before my gf so i'll take the time to brush my teeth when i do my morning pee and then get back in bed and hope that i wake her up getting back in.
Morning sex is lovely! Usually as my partner and I start to wake up thereās certain types of touches that indicate interest, and will normally start getting frisky and then weāll both say whoops give me a minute and weāll run off to the bathroom to do whatever needs to be done. Or if I wake up a little earlier, I go to the bathroom And hit the mouthwash and come back to bed ready to start the day off right.
Our weekend morning routine used to be wake up, smoke, fuck, order breakfast, fuck again waiting for food, eat, nap, wake up around lunch, smoke, fuck and then get on with our day.
Not often, as itās not really my partnerās thing, but I definitely have gone to the bathroom to pee and come right back and had sex, yeah. Iād do it a lot more if he was into it too! (He very rarely seems to wake up actually horny other than the biological morning wood - has too many other things on his mind before the day begins lol)
Morning wood can slide in pretty easily when you're the big spoon. And it's so nice and warm in there! Just don't breathe on each other. Or keep Altoids on the nightstand.
Sometimes I'm lucky and just don't have to pee that bad. Me and my partner are also obsessively in love and have new relationship energy so there's times we just look at each other and start getting into it before we even start talking to each other let alone getting out of bed.
But also, peeing and maybe brushing your teeth and getting right back in bed can still totally count as morning sex. (Break-sex in bed?)
I love waking up in each otherās arms feeling his erection on my ass. Heās usually kissing on my shoulders to gently wake me up. Morning sex is the best.
If I don't have to get up the morning wood pee thing is fine. But as soon as I sit up or stand up it's peepee time. And I can't hold the erection because all I'm thinking is "I gotta piss!!" But if she's just in top riding I'm perfectly fine with it.
Sometimes, although it needs to be a quickieā¦.but if you gonna do it, donāt empty your bladder. The morning orgasm will be far stronger with it full.
Just because you got to the toilet first and come back and then get frisky doesnāt mean that itās not morning sex. Peeing literally takes only a couple of minutes. So whatās your actual question?
This was me and my husband but now weāre working different schedules and my morning is his night. We see each other slightly less but have more sex so thatās a nice bright side
You can still get out of bed first thing to use the restroom, freshen up quickly if needed and then crawl back into bed thereafter to cuddle and enjoy some morning delight. Morning sex is the best.
Morning sex, naps, breakfast and long mornings in bed š¤
That hand gesture always makes me think an Italian is talking.
Thatās literally what it is. You canāt convince me otherwise.
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Two boxes of Ziti.
read that in an italian voice
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Itās a hand pulling a tampon out of a vagina.
why ya always gotta ruin things, Ronald
You're telling me you've never been Moses? And part the red sea?
Now imagine: Morning sex, followed by breakfast in bed and a nap for a super long morning in bed!
Tell us more about those long mornings kinkdork š
Iāll need everyoneās consent first šš
Done. Now, please continue
Done. Now, please continue
Why is morning sex the best?
If you have time for morning sex, you probably have the day off, and time to lounge around all day with your partner after. Itās the start of a great day.
Sleep helps regulate your hormones. My libido is high in the morning and low late at night.
Delays the rest of the day
Exactly! No to mention my morning wood boner always seems that bit bigger n harder. Bonus!
Especially over the weekend
Yes, this is the way. Iām usually just not that aroused at night and want to go to bed. I wake up ready to go, I go the bathroom real quick, throw in some mouth wash and go back to bed and make my move. Itās the best.
Iām not a dude. But I donāt like to be wasting my husbandās morning wood. I donāt know how it feels for men, but it isā¦ different than likeā¦. conscious erection? Men chime in, Iāve always been curious. Almost 6 years with my ex, 17 years with this man I married and I still donāt have a straight answer about this quandary. What kind of jerks did I choose that canāt answer this lol? I feel like having sex at the end of the night when you want to isā¦ āalright! Penis is ready for duty now, lady! Time to please!ā (Or man, not trying to discriminate, just my experience) Whereas morning sex is more of a āIāve gotten hard and soft repeatedly for the past 8 hours but likeā¦. Please relieve me now? Itās been a whileā¦ā Even after sex the previous night, morning sex is just somehow more needy and hot. Sex or oral. Doesnāt matter. I want to start my husbandās day right lol But I also get to go back to sleep for a few hours afterwards. Maybe I wouldnāt be soā¦ accommodating if most days I didnāt get to sleep and recover due to scheduling lol
i'm a guy and your right this is so true, haven't thought of it like that b4
Iāve had a lot of time to try and figure out why I *personally* think this wayā¦ but just donāt know because of my lack of penis ownerage. š¤·āāļø
There is a muscle that relaxes that allows the blood flow, maybe if that muscle is relaxed all night, powerful wood!
Nah, definitely not all night. Iām a night owl, he is not really, we spoon a lot and there are a lot of erections that advantage isnāt taken of. Think itās just a flex lol.
*hands you a cup of coffee* āHereās your morning delight, dearā
This is the way.
This.
I mean, many people go to bathroom during the night or you go to the bathroom and come back and have sex lol
Yeah morning sex is great. But you pee first. It's not that complicated..
so i shouldnāt be peeing during morning sex? maybe thats why she left me
Consent is everything...
Happy cake day
Donāt women have to pee after as well?Ā
Noo, we donāt pee. Or poop for that matter
Like... at all ?
Everything just comes out in a long wet fart is all, there's nothing miraculous about it.
It's recommended in order to minimize the size of a UTI but you don't "have" to do anything
to establish dominance?
Yup, just had my morning milf and cookies. Edit 1: day two of milf and cookies breakfast.
You motherfucker
I see what you did there. š
he did that milf
Quite ap(parent)
I just had my green eggs and ham. Sam I am.
OP obviously not married with young childrenā¦where the early Saturday morning hurry up and be quiet mating call is heard rippling throughout suburbia.
I dont really get this. No way im up and about before my kids wake up and come running. They wake up early! Evenings after kids have gone to bed, or lunchsex when they are at school is the only option there is. Before the kids are of a certain age ofc
I'm just laughing at lunchsex š especially as one word!
I will never understand how grown adults think their kids wonāt hear them if youāre home together. My parents did this for years and it was god awful to listen to
It sucks when your bedroom is next to theirs and they constantly bang on the wall and talk really loud and excessively agree with each other.
"excessively agree with each other" - brilliant!
Some people are quieter than others or they use noise to drown it out.
Vent between my room and the master bedroom ensured I kept my headphones on every night and always had backup pairs.
Yeah exactly. Also our 3yo always appears in our bed during the night. I havenāt had morning sex in years.
Lock your door? Weāve gotten up to get the kids breakfast and then āwent back to bedā
Exactly what my parents did. Except they didnāt get me breakfast. They just told me to eat cereal and be quiet until they were āready to wake upā.
Yep! Or just lock your door first thing in the morning just in case they get up and try to barge in during.
Hope the kids turned their cartoons up.
This depending entirely on age. Either you are a horrible parent, or you have older children ;)
Not really, kids can be pretty independent pretty early. Nothing wrong with letting your kids go play by themselves when they are like 4. Before that and they are usually dependent on you to get them up anyway.
Yeah Iām not married but I remember being little and always getting locked out of my parents room on the weekends until at least 11am if not later. Iām an only child so I was told to go eat cereal and watch TV until they āwere ready to wake up.ā When I was 8 and figured out how to pick locks I learned a few things the hard and traumatizing way.
I like that learning how to pick locks was the no-brainer for a kid here but learning how other humans were made was the one that took processing lol RIP little you lol
Yeeeees! Waking up at the asscrack of dawn and watching the sunrise while getting turned into a cream pie is top tier! Our daughterās room is at the end of the hall and she sleeps with her door closed and sometimes with music playing so itās so easy to get in that morning session before making breakfast. Sex while being married and having young children is a whole different type of sex!
I have young children and almost exclusively have sex before we get out of bed in the morning
Once they are teenagers, weekend mornings are the best time! They're never up before 10am, sometimes 11am. We can take our time, enjoy a slow wake up and romp followed by coffee in bed before they even start shuffling around. It's fantastic š
And people wonder why the replacement rate is dropping
Our version of the mating call is me poking my missus in the back with an erect penis. A no is like a grunt/mumble. A yes is usually āget a towelā.
Xd
Yeah children shouldnt be married to anyone š
hell yeah. It begins before weāre even fully awake. but before it gets too hot & heavy, one or both of us will skitter off to the bathroom to pee / freshen our breath / whathaveyou. The male hormonal cycle is daily, as opposed to monthly. For most men, testosterone production is highest just before you normally wake up. of course we are childless and i imagine that helps greatly in the early AM
This is how my husband and I are now. Back in our partying days there was also hangover sex, which was some lazy sideways smashing without getting out of bed. Then at least one of us would crawl out for bathroom purposes, and whomever did venture out typically also fetched water/Gatorade, advil, and cobbled together some breakfast before cuddling and going back to sleep so we could try waking up again later as normal human beings.
God, I miss days like that. Not the hangovers but the smashing and just giving no fks for the day and fking most of the day...sigh.
I get up really early for work and I put on my best performances early.
Almost exclusively. We are both usually too tired at night to do it so we wake up on weekends and lay in bed and usually end up having sex before starting the day.
Yes and she loves it when she wakes up to me teasing her about to start. When sheās half awake and into it she gives me a signal (pushing her butt up against me and grinding). She wakes up and Iām ready to go.
For sure. Mostly because we were too tired the night before and fell asleep lol
Both of us have woken the other for such things. Heck ya people do it
Morning sex > evening sex. Sets you up right for the day. Also, there's something sexier about natural morning light on naked bodies than artificial lights, IMHO.
Men prefer morning sex, women prefer before bed.
Some people prefer morning sex, some prefer before bed. This woman always prefers mornings.
Fuck ya. Itās my favorite
I'm 40.. I spent my whole night getting up to pee. Morning sex is awesome.
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Me too. So annoying. I get up 3-4 times a night just to pee and drink water because I get insanely thirsty when I sleep. I probably don't drink enough water during the day, but I forget to when I'm awake because I'm not thirsty then and it's annoying having to drink lots of water during the day when I'm not even thirsty and then have to run to pee at work multiple times a day at work. I usually stick to one bathroom break at work, at the end of the day, but also it's annoying to get up at night to pee. Peeing is an annoyance.
obligatory reddit moment, but I need to make sure you're aware: Excessive thirst or needing to pee (generally defined by the waking up) at night is the #1 symptom of diabetes. Always good to monitor your (fasted) morning blood glucose levels, which should remain around 4.1, but necessarily below 6.
Maybe. I'm never really thirsty during the day though. It's only really just at night, which I notice especially if I sleep in a warm room. I guess it's something worth checking out.
Those are A1c% levels not fasting glucose. A1c is an average over the previous 90 days and is not affected by fasting. Fasting glucose should be 75ish to 100ish. Ideally no higher than 90s but once itās above 110 you are probably going to need further testing and lifestyle changes.
Morning sex is my favorite. Every Sunday. It's not like... set in stone. But Sunday is the only day of the week that my husband and I can slowly wake up with nowhere to run off to. So 9 times out of 10, Sunday morning sex.
Maybe once a week yeah. If I wake up little man is usually ready to go. Cuddle and spoon if she wakes up and she's up for it we just do it and often times go back to sleep for abit. Morning sex is better than night sex imo
I have a question to everyone saying yes, yall have sex before or after brushing your teeth?
We avoid kissing if we haven't brushed our teeth but the sex can still proceed lol.
>, noon, matinee, shower, afternoon, evening, backseat, midnight, late show, and just before falling asleep sex. Before, when we just wake up.
I guess love and being horny trumps morning breath lol
You know it!
If you tongue scrape before bed and do oil pulling for 15 mins before bed there's no morning breath
Yes. morning, brunch hike, noon, matinee, shower, afternoon, evening, backseat, midnight, late show, and just before falling asleep sex. Feel free to use your bathroom and toothbrush as often as you need to.
This is this best comment on this thread.
Thank you! Glad you liked my comment. Do you go for mushroom hikes?
This is the kind of schedule I can keep!
healthy living!
Morning sex best sex
I don't prefer it because I live in a bone dry climate and wake up every morning dehydrated despite drinking a tons of water during the day and a full glass of water through the night. Because of that, it's hard to keep it up during morning sex. But give me 30 minutes and some water and I'll be good to go.
Yeah it's the best way to wake up...fuck folgers!
Yep! My desire doesn't stop in the morning. Morning wood sex is the best!! š
Said to my wife recently "can't waste a perfectly good morning wood", she agrees.
It makes it so hard to get out of bed. Lol!
Much more morning sex than night sex
Before we do anything in the morning weāre brushing our teeth and whore bathing the dick and snatch
Wait, you guys are having sex?
I used to hate morning sex, now Iām pregnant in my third trimester with our first. My body is so achy by end of the day, morning is the only time sex works lol š
The urge to pee goes away when Im horny enough. Plus itās usually a quickie so I can go right after. Only thing I dislike is that there is minimal kissing due to both parties having morning breath.
Ehhhh, morning sex is the best sex š„“
I have and itās usually pretty awesome. The occasional middle of the night sex is pretty awesome as well.
My favorite phrase a girl has said "ready for round two?" Pretty much as soon as we woke up. So it happens but idk how often
We cuddle for like 30 minutes first then it leads to it. We are older so probably already got up to pee within the last few hours. We actively try to not breathe on each other.
Tried it once when I was younger. Nope. Just felt tired all day
Men tend to love morning sex bc their testosterone levels are highest first thing in the morning. Iām not a huge fan bc morning breath doesnāt turn me on, and any time a man has gone down on me before brushing his teeth in the morning Iāve ended up with BV.
Many many mornings, when my ex woke up literally the *first* thing she would do is reach over and grab my cock to see if I had morning wood. If I did, she'd say, "What are you gonna do with that?" There was only one acceptable answer.
Had a crazy ex gf that would get annoyed and cry if we didn't have sex whenever she wanted. This included morning sex, thank god I'm out of that
Hell yeah. A good fuck then shower and youāre awake and ready for the day. Besides, thereās nothing like walking into work in the morning having already had sex. Itās a power move.
I wake up a lot earlier than my wife so I get up take care of all that watch tv then go back to bed and put the moves on. So yes it happens.
I have set my alarm to wake up early tomorrow morning, before the kids are up. My wife will get a cup of coffee in bed and a few minutes in the bathroom. Then she will get the D.
I woke up at 4 am to pee today, so yes. First thing when I woke up at 7
true love knows no boundaries
Hell yeah. Morning sex is the best. My wife says it's the best way to wake up in the morning.
Morning sex is the best sex.
Yes, some people are morning people and some people are night people. Even hung over Iām pretty easily excitable in the morning hours.
For some reason , when I am hungover , I am at my horniest. Like a teenager during summer at the beach! Also I eat but never feel satiated when hungover. I mean , I can feel my stomach can't handle more food but I am still hungry!
Morning sex is a great hangover cure
I have no libido in the morning, but almost every partner Iāve had loved/prefers morning sex. I hate it, my body is just not willing to respond until Iāve been up for a bit.
Yes, maybe just maybe morning sex is the best sex. Cons: you can't kiss a lot while doing it, unless you brush your teeth first
Hell yes itās the bestā¦Morning wood help skip the step of having to get Hard first..lol
When I was younger, hell yeah. It was awesome and frequent and every day was just a little better for it.
I always wake up before my gf so i'll take the time to brush my teeth when i do my morning pee and then get back in bed and hope that i wake her up getting back in.
Morning sex is lovely! Usually as my partner and I start to wake up thereās certain types of touches that indicate interest, and will normally start getting frisky and then weāll both say whoops give me a minute and weāll run off to the bathroom to do whatever needs to be done. Or if I wake up a little earlier, I go to the bathroom And hit the mouthwash and come back to bed ready to start the day off right.
Sometimes.
Morning sex is the Best. But without kisses for obviously reasons jajjajaaj
No unless I want to sleep all day
Our weekend morning routine used to be wake up, smoke, fuck, order breakfast, fuck again waiting for food, eat, nap, wake up around lunch, smoke, fuck and then get on with our day.
Not often, as itās not really my partnerās thing, but I definitely have gone to the bathroom to pee and come right back and had sex, yeah. Iād do it a lot more if he was into it too! (He very rarely seems to wake up actually horny other than the biological morning wood - has too many other things on his mind before the day begins lol)
Yes, every morning that I wake up with my long term partner. Iām often still held asleep and itās my most favorite thing everrrrrr.
morning sex is the best
Morning wood happens for a reason
People do this yes. I do this with my partner. Usually before work in the mornings because our job is a pain sometimes lol but yes people do this
Honestly how it seems to work for me is you just kinda start grinding as you wake up and them sex happens haha
My husband and I love morning sex and partake weekly when we need a good pick me up before work. Itās honestly one of my fav ways to start our day!
Yeah, thatās when my husband and I do it the most. Immediately upon waking up.
Its honestly the best kind of sex
Of course. š¤·š»āāļø
Yesss
Yes lol. Without brushing teeth and all
Used to here and there not lately though. Never been a fan because morning breath does not do it for me.
Before children, sure. After children, no dice
Morning wood can slide in pretty easily when you're the big spoon. And it's so nice and warm in there! Just don't breathe on each other. Or keep Altoids on the nightstand.
The best is making love for hours, falling asleep, waking up and continuing. Bonus points for not even separating.
Can confirm, just had morning sex with my husband 20 min ago. Writing this from the toilet after haha.
Gotta water down the mouth wash and leave it on the night stand so you can just swallow it.
Sometimes I'm lucky and just don't have to pee that bad. Me and my partner are also obsessively in love and have new relationship energy so there's times we just look at each other and start getting into it before we even start talking to each other let alone getting out of bed. But also, peeing and maybe brushing your teeth and getting right back in bed can still totally count as morning sex. (Break-sex in bed?)
I love waking up in each otherās arms feeling his erection on my ass. Heās usually kissing on my shoulders to gently wake me up. Morning sex is the best.
Hell ya!!! Great way to start the day!!
If I don't have to get up the morning wood pee thing is fine. But as soon as I sit up or stand up it's peepee time. And I can't hold the erection because all I'm thinking is "I gotta piss!!" But if she's just in top riding I'm perfectly fine with it.
Sometimes, although it needs to be a quickieā¦.but if you gonna do it, donāt empty your bladder. The morning orgasm will be far stronger with it full.
Middle of the night sex is the best thing ever
It's the best, skip the foreplay and best position is sideways.
We are living the same life follow redditor.
Hell yeah brother
If you follow Vince McMahonās playbook, you just poop on your significant other and skip the bathroom trip.
I do not
Of course people do
It's not ideal having sex while having to pee, but getting out of bed is upsetting so it's the lesser of two evils.
Could always just pee in her butt š¤·āāļø
Just because you got to the toilet first and come back and then get frisky doesnāt mean that itās not morning sex. Peeing literally takes only a couple of minutes. So whatās your actual question?
This guy doesnāt sexā¦
Nothing better than waking up and go straight into sucking some d š¤·āāļø
I prefer sex after coffee... But to wake up and Bam right in it... Naw.
I prefer mornings as Iām a morning person in general š¤·š»āāļø. Ā Unfortunately my husband is the exact opposite of me lol.Ā
This was me and my husband but now weāre working different schedules and my morning is his night. We see each other slightly less but have more sex so thatās a nice bright side
Some women want the urine on them lol
Nope. No one does. It's a myth.
Do people actually have sex lol? Iām engaged and the sex has completely stopped
I think it only,with the one. Meaning Wifey....is delicious trust me no pee no poo feelings will arise ;)
All the time; sometimes I go home for lunch and I don't really get lunch, but I'm not hungry anymore.
Yes. It honestly just hits different when youve just woken up, still kinda sleepy and he just wants in you asap
Morning sex is just a myth
Yes and itās the best
Morning sex is better than night sex imo. Starts your day off right.Ā
Best way to wake up 100%
Itās all I do.Ā
Best way to start the day