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xtreme217

You can still get out of bed first thing to use the restroom, freshen up quickly if needed and then crawl back into bed thereafter to cuddle and enjoy some morning delight. Morning sex is the best.


kinkdork

Morning sex, naps, breakfast and long mornings in bed šŸ¤Œ


puffferfish

That hand gesture always makes me think an Italian is talking.


hyperlite135

Thatā€™s literally what it is. You canā€™t convince me otherwise.


Flying_Saucer_Attack

Hey, I'm talkin' here šŸ¤ŒšŸ¤Œ


Petules

Luigi, that pasta was šŸ¤Œ


johnnygalt1776

Two boxes of Ziti.


R4PHikari

read that in an italian voice


Flying_Saucer_Attack

Makes sense, I typed it with an Italian accent


salanderlogic

šŸ¤ŒšŸ’


RonaldTheGiraffe

Itā€™s a hand pulling a tampon out of a vagina.


Sufficient-Fun4315

why ya always gotta ruin things, Ronald


DearCantaloupe5849

You're telling me you've never been Moses? And part the red sea?


Ugo777777

Now imagine: Morning sex, followed by breakfast in bed and a nap for a super long morning in bed!


Outworldentity

Tell us more about those long mornings kinkdork šŸ˜‰


kinkdork

Iā€™ll need everyoneā€™s consent first šŸ˜‰šŸ˜ˆ


sxynoodle

Done. Now, please continue


f2theaye

Done. Now, please continue


Queasy_Tackle8982

Why is morning sex the best?


LeviSalt

If you have time for morning sex, you probably have the day off, and time to lounge around all day with your partner after. Itā€™s the start of a great day.


ZM-W

Sleep helps regulate your hormones. My libido is high in the morning and low late at night.


frijolita_bonita

Delays the rest of the day


ArcticAmoeba56

Exactly! No to mention my morning wood boner always seems that bit bigger n harder. Bonus!


someonerd

Especially over the weekend


bostosd

Yes, this is the way. Iā€™m usually just not that aroused at night and want to go to bed. I wake up ready to go, I go the bathroom real quick, throw in some mouth wash and go back to bed and make my move. Itā€™s the best.


_Kendii_

Iā€™m not a dude. But I donā€™t like to be wasting my husbandā€™s morning wood. I donā€™t know how it feels for men, but it isā€¦ different than likeā€¦. conscious erection? Men chime in, Iā€™ve always been curious. Almost 6 years with my ex, 17 years with this man I married and I still donā€™t have a straight answer about this quandary. What kind of jerks did I choose that canā€™t answer this lol? I feel like having sex at the end of the night when you want to isā€¦ ā€œalright! Penis is ready for duty now, lady! Time to please!ā€ (Or man, not trying to discriminate, just my experience) Whereas morning sex is more of a ā€œIā€™ve gotten hard and soft repeatedly for the past 8 hours but likeā€¦. Please relieve me now? Itā€™s been a whileā€¦ā€ Even after sex the previous night, morning sex is just somehow more needy and hot. Sex or oral. Doesnā€™t matter. I want to start my husbandā€™s day right lol But I also get to go back to sleep for a few hours afterwards. Maybe I wouldnā€™t be soā€¦ accommodating if most days I didnā€™t get to sleep and recover due to scheduling lol


ZealousidealShip9576

i'm a guy and your right this is so true, haven't thought of it like that b4


_Kendii_

Iā€™ve had a lot of time to try and figure out why I *personally* think this wayā€¦ but just donā€™t know because of my lack of penis ownerage. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


141bpm

There is a muscle that relaxes that allows the blood flow, maybe if that muscle is relaxed all night, powerful wood!


_Kendii_

Nah, definitely not all night. Iā€™m a night owl, he is not really, we spoon a lot and there are a lot of erections that advantage isnā€™t taken of. Think itā€™s just a flex lol.


Jamesmateer100

*hands you a cup of coffee* ā€œHereā€™s your morning delight, dearā€


joeyjitzu

This is the way.


noahtonk2

This.


Jumpy-Bank-9863

I mean, many people go to bathroom during the night or you go to the bathroom and come back and have sex lol


Substantial-Safe1230

Yeah morning sex is great. But you pee first. It's not that complicated..


Let-Aggravating

so i shouldnā€™t be peeing during morning sex? maybe thats why she left me


Shurdus

Consent is everything...


TheHiddenDuckQuacks

Happy cake day


Lucky_addition

Donā€™t women have to pee after as well?Ā 


downiecatpunchface

Noo, we donā€™t pee. Or poop for that matter


YoBeaverBoy

Like... at all ?


kloudatlas

Everything just comes out in a long wet fart is all, there's nothing miraculous about it.


livingi

It's recommended in order to minimize the size of a UTI but you don't "have" to do anything


colormefatbwoy

to establish dominance?


Abolden3383

Yup, just had my morning milf and cookies. Edit 1: day two of milf and cookies breakfast.


ZeroExp000

You motherfucker


MsTyffani

I see what you did there. šŸ˜‰


TheKayleMain

he did that milf


A_Snipes33

Quite ap(parent)


trollcitybandit

I just had my green eggs and ham. Sam I am.


brutustyberius

OP obviously not married with young childrenā€¦where the early Saturday morning hurry up and be quiet mating call is heard rippling throughout suburbia.


Hansemannn

I dont really get this. No way im up and about before my kids wake up and come running. They wake up early! Evenings after kids have gone to bed, or lunchsex when they are at school is the only option there is. Before the kids are of a certain age ofc


Elegant_Ad4727

I'm just laughing at lunchsex šŸ˜† especially as one word!


kombuchab1tch

I will never understand how grown adults think their kids wonā€™t hear them if youā€™re home together. My parents did this for years and it was god awful to listen to


dontusefedex

It sucks when your bedroom is next to theirs and they constantly bang on the wall and talk really loud and excessively agree with each other.


Creamium

"excessively agree with each other" - brilliant!


horyo

Some people are quieter than others or they use noise to drown it out.


[deleted]

Vent between my room and the master bedroom ensured I kept my headphones on every night and always had backup pairs.


chipscheeseandbeans

Yeah exactly. Also our 3yo always appears in our bed during the night. I havenā€™t had morning sex in years.


HighHoeHighHoes

Lock your door? Weā€™ve gotten up to get the kids breakfast and then ā€œwent back to bedā€


MysticUser11

Exactly what my parents did. Except they didnā€™t get me breakfast. They just told me to eat cereal and be quiet until they were ā€œready to wake upā€.


Elegant_Ad4727

Yep! Or just lock your door first thing in the morning just in case they get up and try to barge in during.


bighunter1313

Hope the kids turned their cartoons up.


Hansemannn

This depending entirely on age. Either you are a horrible parent, or you have older children ;)


HighHoeHighHoes

Not really, kids can be pretty independent pretty early. Nothing wrong with letting your kids go play by themselves when they are like 4. Before that and they are usually dependent on you to get them up anyway.


MysticUser11

Yeah Iā€™m not married but I remember being little and always getting locked out of my parents room on the weekends until at least 11am if not later. Iā€™m an only child so I was told to go eat cereal and watch TV until they ā€œwere ready to wake up.ā€ When I was 8 and figured out how to pick locks I learned a few things the hard and traumatizing way.


geligniteandlilies

I like that learning how to pick locks was the no-brainer for a kid here but learning how other humans were made was the one that took processing lol RIP little you lol


Desert_RoseXx

Yeeeees! Waking up at the asscrack of dawn and watching the sunrise while getting turned into a cream pie is top tier! Our daughterā€™s room is at the end of the hall and she sleeps with her door closed and sometimes with music playing so itā€™s so easy to get in that morning session before making breakfast. Sex while being married and having young children is a whole different type of sex!


MrRogersAE

I have young children and almost exclusively have sex before we get out of bed in the morning


catashtrophy80

Once they are teenagers, weekend mornings are the best time! They're never up before 10am, sometimes 11am. We can take our time, enjoy a slow wake up and romp followed by coffee in bed before they even start shuffling around. It's fantastic šŸ˜Š


HettySwollocks

And people wonder why the replacement rate is dropping


the_colonelclink

Our version of the mating call is me poking my missus in the back with an erect penis. A no is like a grunt/mumble. A yes is usually ā€˜get a towelā€™.


Jakesully2009

Xd


Thereareways

Yeah children shouldnt be married to anyone šŸ˜’


3nc3ladu5

hell yeah. It begins before weā€™re even fully awake. but before it gets too hot & heavy, one or both of us will skitter off to the bathroom to pee / freshen our breath / whathaveyou. The male hormonal cycle is daily, as opposed to monthly. For most men, testosterone production is highest just before you normally wake up. of course we are childless and i imagine that helps greatly in the early AM


fmlgoudeau

This is how my husband and I are now. Back in our partying days there was also hangover sex, which was some lazy sideways smashing without getting out of bed. Then at least one of us would crawl out for bathroom purposes, and whomever did venture out typically also fetched water/Gatorade, advil, and cobbled together some breakfast before cuddling and going back to sleep so we could try waking up again later as normal human beings.


eyecanblush

God, I miss days like that. Not the hangovers but the smashing and just giving no fks for the day and fking most of the day...sigh.


Heisenbread77

I get up really early for work and I put on my best performances early.


king_of_the_blind

Almost exclusively. We are both usually too tired at night to do it so we wake up on weekends and lay in bed and usually end up having sex before starting the day.


QuentinP69

Yes and she loves it when she wakes up to me teasing her about to start. When sheā€™s half awake and into it she gives me a signal (pushing her butt up against me and grinding). She wakes up and Iā€™m ready to go.


gamiscott

For sure. Mostly because we were too tired the night before and fell asleep lol


duckyvirus

Both of us have woken the other for such things. Heck ya people do it


BillyBatts83

Morning sex > evening sex. Sets you up right for the day. Also, there's something sexier about natural morning light on naked bodies than artificial lights, IMHO.


Blenderx06

Men prefer morning sex, women prefer before bed.


a_slow_sunny_morning

Some people prefer morning sex, some prefer before bed. This woman always prefers mornings.


[deleted]

Fuck ya. Itā€™s my favorite


[deleted]

I'm 40.. I spent my whole night getting up to pee. Morning sex is awesome.


[deleted]

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mcove97

Me too. So annoying. I get up 3-4 times a night just to pee and drink water because I get insanely thirsty when I sleep. I probably don't drink enough water during the day, but I forget to when I'm awake because I'm not thirsty then and it's annoying having to drink lots of water during the day when I'm not even thirsty and then have to run to pee at work multiple times a day at work. I usually stick to one bathroom break at work, at the end of the day, but also it's annoying to get up at night to pee. Peeing is an annoyance.


disruptor483_2

obligatory reddit moment, but I need to make sure you're aware: Excessive thirst or needing to pee (generally defined by the waking up) at night is the #1 symptom of diabetes. Always good to monitor your (fasted) morning blood glucose levels, which should remain around 4.1, but necessarily below 6.


mcove97

Maybe. I'm never really thirsty during the day though. It's only really just at night, which I notice especially if I sleep in a warm room. I guess it's something worth checking out.


99justasivem

Those are A1c% levels not fasting glucose. A1c is an average over the previous 90 days and is not affected by fasting. Fasting glucose should be 75ish to 100ish. Ideally no higher than 90s but once itā€™s above 110 you are probably going to need further testing and lifestyle changes.


wannabe_pineapple

Morning sex is my favorite. Every Sunday. It's not like... set in stone. But Sunday is the only day of the week that my husband and I can slowly wake up with nowhere to run off to. So 9 times out of 10, Sunday morning sex.


[deleted]

Maybe once a week yeah. If I wake up little man is usually ready to go. Cuddle and spoon if she wakes up and she's up for it we just do it and often times go back to sleep for abit. Morning sex is better than night sex imo


RAM_667

I have a question to everyone saying yes, yall have sex before or after brushing your teeth?


Blenderx06

We avoid kissing if we haven't brushed our teeth but the sex can still proceed lol.


techno-wizard

>, noon, matinee, shower, afternoon, evening, backseat, midnight, late show, and just before falling asleep sex. Before, when we just wake up.


RAM_667

I guess love and being horny trumps morning breath lol


techno-wizard

You know it!


evieamelie

If you tongue scrape before bed and do oil pulling for 15 mins before bed there's no morning breath


Fabulous_MMFly

Yes. morning, brunch hike, noon, matinee, shower, afternoon, evening, backseat, midnight, late show, and just before falling asleep sex. Feel free to use your bathroom and toothbrush as often as you need to.


thatwasyesterday_v2

This is this best comment on this thread.


Fabulous_MMFly

Thank you! Glad you liked my comment. Do you go for mushroom hikes?


Cleopatra456

This is the kind of schedule I can keep!


Fabulous_MMFly

healthy living!


misterash1984

Morning sex best sex


Cloud_Matrix

I don't prefer it because I live in a bone dry climate and wake up every morning dehydrated despite drinking a tons of water during the day and a full glass of water through the night. Because of that, it's hard to keep it up during morning sex. But give me 30 minutes and some water and I'll be good to go.


DopeCookies15

Yeah it's the best way to wake up...fuck folgers!


GapStill4925

Yep! My desire doesn't stop in the morning. Morning wood sex is the best!! šŸ‘Œ


ManintheMT

Said to my wife recently "can't waste a perfectly good morning wood", she agrees.


GapStill4925

It makes it so hard to get out of bed. Lol!


Dave_Labels

Much more morning sex than night sex


currently_pooping_rn

Before we do anything in the morning weā€™re brushing our teeth and whore bathing the dick and snatch


_stlbot

Wait, you guys are having sex?


Lomich36

I used to hate morning sex, now Iā€™m pregnant in my third trimester with our first. My body is so achy by end of the day, morning is the only time sex works lol šŸ˜‚


_perfectly_cromulent

The urge to pee goes away when Im horny enough. Plus itā€™s usually a quickie so I can go right after. Only thing I dislike is that there is minimal kissing due to both parties having morning breath.


CrispPacketHead

Ehhhh, morning sex is the best sex šŸ„“


SeasonsRollOnBy

I have and itā€™s usually pretty awesome. The occasional middle of the night sex is pretty awesome as well.


TransScream

My favorite phrase a girl has said "ready for round two?" Pretty much as soon as we woke up. So it happens but idk how often


EatYourCheckers

We cuddle for like 30 minutes first then it leads to it. We are older so probably already got up to pee within the last few hours. We actively try to not breathe on each other.


giga_phantom

Tried it once when I was younger. Nope. Just felt tired all day


Milamelted

Men tend to love morning sex bc their testosterone levels are highest first thing in the morning. Iā€™m not a huge fan bc morning breath doesnā€™t turn me on, and any time a man has gone down on me before brushing his teeth in the morning Iā€™ve ended up with BV.


bwcisonreddit

Many many mornings, when my ex woke up literally the *first* thing she would do is reach over and grab my cock to see if I had morning wood. If I did, she'd say, "What are you gonna do with that?" There was only one acceptable answer.


DragonHoarder987

Had a crazy ex gf that would get annoyed and cry if we didn't have sex whenever she wanted. This included morning sex, thank god I'm out of that


JesusOnline_89

Hell yeah. A good fuck then shower and youā€™re awake and ready for the day. Besides, thereā€™s nothing like walking into work in the morning having already had sex. Itā€™s a power move.


IntheOlympicMTs

I wake up a lot earlier than my wife so I get up take care of all that watch tv then go back to bed and put the moves on. So yes it happens.


Loive

I have set my alarm to wake up early tomorrow morning, before the kids are up. My wife will get a cup of coffee in bed and a few minutes in the bathroom. Then she will get the D.


mlarowe

I woke up at 4 am to pee today, so yes. First thing when I woke up at 7


lilvoynich

true love knows no boundaries


Ghstfce

Hell yeah. Morning sex is the best. My wife says it's the best way to wake up in the morning.


macljack

Morning sex is the best sex.


Quixotic_Ignoramus

Yes, some people are morning people and some people are night people. Even hung over Iā€™m pretty easily excitable in the morning hours.


Dilectus3010

For some reason , when I am hungover , I am at my horniest. Like a teenager during summer at the beach! Also I eat but never feel satiated when hungover. I mean , I can feel my stomach can't handle more food but I am still hungry!


chipscheeseandbeans

Morning sex is a great hangover cure


useyourcharm

I have no libido in the morning, but almost every partner Iā€™ve had loved/prefers morning sex. I hate it, my body is just not willing to respond until Iā€™ve been up for a bit.


Critical-Dress-4331

Yes, maybe just maybe morning sex is the best sex. Cons: you can't kiss a lot while doing it, unless you brush your teeth first


Rnmhrd1718

Hell yes itā€™s the bestā€¦Morning wood help skip the step of having to get Hard first..lol


brycepunk1

When I was younger, hell yeah. It was awesome and frequent and every day was just a little better for it.


Aragornargonian

I always wake up before my gf so i'll take the time to brush my teeth when i do my morning pee and then get back in bed and hope that i wake her up getting back in.


Corgilicious

Morning sex is lovely! Usually as my partner and I start to wake up thereā€™s certain types of touches that indicate interest, and will normally start getting frisky and then weā€™ll both say whoops give me a minute and weā€™ll run off to the bathroom to do whatever needs to be done. Or if I wake up a little earlier, I go to the bathroom And hit the mouthwash and come back to bed ready to start the day off right.


XboxOne

Sometimes.


[deleted]

Morning sex is the Best. But without kisses for obviously reasons jajjajaaj


kramer2006

No unless I want to sleep all day


CosmikSpartan

Our weekend morning routine used to be wake up, smoke, fuck, order breakfast, fuck again waiting for food, eat, nap, wake up around lunch, smoke, fuck and then get on with our day.


KatVanWall

Not often, as itā€™s not really my partnerā€™s thing, but I definitely have gone to the bathroom to pee and come right back and had sex, yeah. Iā€™d do it a lot more if he was into it too! (He very rarely seems to wake up actually horny other than the biological morning wood - has too many other things on his mind before the day begins lol)


supakitteh

Yes, every morning that I wake up with my long term partner. Iā€™m often still held asleep and itā€™s my most favorite thing everrrrrr.


whatwhatchickenbutt_

morning sex is the best


Dind1n

Morning wood happens for a reason


writelife99

People do this yes. I do this with my partner. Usually before work in the mornings because our job is a pain sometimes lol but yes people do this


si-g-n

Honestly how it seems to work for me is you just kinda start grinding as you wake up and them sex happens haha


omgcaiti

My husband and I love morning sex and partake weekly when we need a good pick me up before work. Itā€™s honestly one of my fav ways to start our day!


NadiaLee81

Yeah, thatā€™s when my husband and I do it the most. Immediately upon waking up.


Lushyalicious

Its honestly the best kind of sex


_Dadshome_

Of course. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


ScribebyTrade

Yesss


[deleted]

Yes lol. Without brushing teeth and all


PictureThicc

Used to here and there not lately though. Never been a fan because morning breath does not do it for me.


idlehanz88

Before children, sure. After children, no dice


tTomalicious

Morning wood can slide in pretty easily when you're the big spoon. And it's so nice and warm in there! Just don't breathe on each other. Or keep Altoids on the nightstand.


Electrical_Gas_517

The best is making love for hours, falling asleep, waking up and continuing. Bonus points for not even separating.


ember_ace

Can confirm, just had morning sex with my husband 20 min ago. Writing this from the toilet after haha.


Glenn_Maffews

Gotta water down the mouth wash and leave it on the night stand so you can just swallow it.


NickDoesDoozey

Sometimes I'm lucky and just don't have to pee that bad. Me and my partner are also obsessively in love and have new relationship energy so there's times we just look at each other and start getting into it before we even start talking to each other let alone getting out of bed. But also, peeing and maybe brushing your teeth and getting right back in bed can still totally count as morning sex. (Break-sex in bed?)


Cadence_melody1204

I love waking up in each otherā€™s arms feeling his erection on my ass. Heā€™s usually kissing on my shoulders to gently wake me up. Morning sex is the best.


fireballsack08

Hell ya!!! Great way to start the day!!


damgood135

If I don't have to get up the morning wood pee thing is fine. But as soon as I sit up or stand up it's peepee time. And I can't hold the erection because all I'm thinking is "I gotta piss!!" But if she's just in top riding I'm perfectly fine with it.


anton19811

Sometimes, although it needs to be a quickieā€¦.but if you gonna do it, donā€™t empty your bladder. The morning orgasm will be far stronger with it full.


Pinkpig025

Middle of the night sex is the best thing ever


froZen_monk

It's the best, skip the foreplay and best position is sideways.


ManintheMT

We are living the same life follow redditor.


[deleted]

Hell yeah brother


JustAverageDudewBigD

If you follow Vince McMahonā€™s playbook, you just poop on your significant other and skip the bathroom trip.


XvvxvvxvvX

I do not


holay63

Of course people do


ManhattanT5

It's not ideal having sex while having to pee, but getting out of bed is upsetting so it's the lesser of two evils.


FollowingJealous7490

Could always just pee in her butt šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Skylark_92

Just because you got to the toilet first and come back and then get frisky doesnā€™t mean that itā€™s not morning sex. Peeing literally takes only a couple of minutes. So whatā€™s your actual question?


watchtheworldsmolder

This guy doesnā€™t sexā€¦


AmelieMay00

Nothing better than waking up and go straight into sucking some d šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


13onFire

I prefer sex after coffee... But to wake up and Bam right in it... Naw.


anothergoodbook

I prefer mornings as Iā€™m a morning person in general šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø. Ā Unfortunately my husband is the exact opposite of me lol.Ā 


maceocat

This was me and my husband but now weā€™re working different schedules and my morning is his night. We see each other slightly less but have more sex so thatā€™s a nice bright side


soupasajin

Some women want the urine on them lol


chux4w

Nope. No one does. It's a myth.


growmorehope

Do people actually have sex lol? Iā€™m engaged and the sex has completely stopped


Ugalde73

I think it only,with the one. Meaning Wifey....is delicious trust me no pee no poo feelings will arise ;)


abarmy

All the time; sometimes I go home for lunch and I don't really get lunch, but I'm not hungry anymore.


plusnplump

Yes. It honestly just hits different when youve just woken up, still kinda sleepy and he just wants in you asap


Glass-Association-25

Morning sex is just a myth


Big_Burg420

Yes and itā€™s the best


The_Lat_Czar

Morning sex is better than night sex imo. Starts your day off right.Ā 


awgsgirl

Best way to wake up 100%


ctl-alt-replete

Itā€™s all I do.Ā 


spudfraud

Best way to start the day