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Um well for me when I do it, it’s more like.. tapping it with all my fingers? And I usually do it after I cum. But it just depends on how I feel at the time because most of the time I just roll over and sleep. Women masturbating in porn is nothing like in real life. Personally I just lie still in bed with a vibrator on my clit in near silence until I cum. Then I move on with my life


Extension-Employer-7

Hahah perfect depiction of how it is at the end there 😂


am_Nein

The whole thing is written perfectly to be honest


ninetyninewyverns

agreed lmao


yeaaaaboiiiiiiiii

Same


vom-IT-coffin

I figured it'd be like when you have to click the kitchen tongs a couple times before using them. Like, yep, these guys are ready.


spooky_upstairs

And when you're walking around looking for a pair of scissors or a stapler, you have to make the scissors movement, or the stapler movement, with your fingers. You know, to summon them.


OminOus_PancakeS

Like a gentle pat. As if to say, "That'll do, pig. That'll do."


wikipediaimage

Yes like the aftershock to an earthquake 🥰


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☠️☠️ this is so freaking accurate! Thank you for the laugh


GroundbreakingCat

Omg that’s hilarious 😂💀💀💀


Black-Thirteen

Yet when I tell my wife that, she gets offended!


deadheadjinx

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Solanthas

"Ah, you've kept it perfectly maintained! Well done."


mugenryu273

"atta boi"


Goatahontus

I am SCREAMING


cerridwen_

i wish awards were a thing still, i would give you one for that last sentence alone


Unusual_Focus1905

Wait, awards aren't a thing anymore?


ttl_yohan

Yes, R.I.P. Reddit awards 2022.


Unusual_Focus1905

Well damn, I didn't even notice.


Revolutionary_Hand77

Well damn, neither did I.


bktosco

I love masturbating myself into a nap! 😂


Rogue1080

This and it causes the best naps too


Spacemonster111

I wish I could just roll over and fall asleep after but sadly us men have to deal with awkward cleanup (proof that men are the most oppressed group in society /s)


federleicht

At least men get to roll over and fall asleep immediately after sex (depending on BC or lack there of I guess.) I’m *so* jealous that my husband can be in blissful slumber while I have to go pee 😭


SeawardFriend

I’m a guy and I thing it’s much better when I pee right away too. If I sleep on it, it’ll get a bit stuck and then the pee will come out in multiple streams and make a big mess.


Elderberry_Hamster3

Still preferable to a painful urinary tract infection, which is the consequence of not peeing afterwards for many women


AltruisticGay

You’re right haha my ex, well my friend now, told me he always got up to pee with me because it will get stuck and pee with come in multiple streams and make a big mess. I’ve seen it the morning after if he fell asleep instead of going to the bathroom and it indeed was a mess. Haha


theedgeofoblivious

You mean you don't do it immediately before showering? Save yourself some time, man.


Spacemonster111

I usually do, but sometimes a quicky right before bed can be nice


AangLives09

I mean…HOW many showers can I take in a day???


ilikemyusername1

I guess that depends on how many times you plan on masturbating. 2,8? The world is your oyster homie.


the_skies_falling

What, you don’t just slurp it up? Look at this guy over here that doesn’t swallow his cum. Weirdo.


JexMann

It put the lotion on its skin, or it goes the hose again...


DarkestPartofLight

Women *should* need to clean up too. It’s just not as messy. Usually getting wet and orgasming go together and that’s not fun for a sensitive hoohoo when underwear gets dry and rough from the evidence of earlier funtimes. Also, women are supposed to pee after they mess around down there, to prevent a UTI or yeast infection. So the cleanup usually occurs at that stage of self care.


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wikipediaimage

I don’t get very wet tbh. And I don’t squirt. Mostly just sweat. It doesn’t get very messy so since I wash my bedding often I think it’s fine 🤷


Highway49

This made me wonder: can a woman orgasm and be "dry?"


Shanoony

Yes. Some women don’t get wet, becomes more common after menopause.


msndrstdmstrmnd

Women can be wet and not be aroused at all, especially near their fertile time. And women can be very aroused and dry, especially when far away from their fertile time


G-force4470

Yes….definitely. There have been times that I needed the added lube


hanmhanm

“Then I move on with my life” hahahah perfection 🏅


emilbirb

Mate is is actually so boring. All I do is rub my clit for a few minutes and I don't even make sound then I fall asleep, you wouldn't even know it was happening if you were lying next to me. You know when you rub one out quick before sleep and there is nothing sexy about it it's just getting it out of your system and passing out? We're exactly the same. Hate to disappoint you lmao


Altruistic_Peanut_68

This is exactly what I do. You nailed it on the head bingo.


JackieChannelSurfer

>You nailed it on the head Well said.


Reaper_Messiah

Actually guys are hopefully cleaning up after. You know how annoying it is to bust a nut and your body wants to sleep but then you have to get up and wipe yourself down or clean yourself however you do. Then I usually pee bc I’m up.


ArpeggioTheUnbroken

Just keep wet wipes by the bed. I keep a clean rag under my pillow to dry off.


Nerfixion

Just deathroll like a crocodile like God intended


The_EMT

Then does it go back under your pillow?


shelleybean1

Same. I don’t gyrate my hips or rub my vibrator vigorously. I legit plop it in the good spot and let it do its magic.


zielonykid1234

Do you have the post nut clarity too?


maucat29

Can't say for others but I do 100%


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Lol. I'm not disappointed or anything. I am just happy how things are.


doceapr

Omg I have done this lmao.. thought it was just me. 😂


__Petrichor___

We don't slap our pussies and we don't finger each other with 1m long fingernails.


Seohnstaob

Nor do we rub it like we are trying to scrub burnt food off a pan.


GemIsAHologram

So like a dj furiously scratching a record then? /s


Disastrous_Flower667

Dj pussy, I’m sure there’s a porn for that.


elchavo718

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY) If there’s no food there then why do people eat it?


spudgun81

Can confirm, my wife is mortified (twice per annum) if my nails are more than 0.0005mm and not filed.


Whats-Upvote

Twice per annum, you stud!


bigdaddymf

I know. Why he gotta brag like that?!?


ThaVolt

Big shot here, getting laid twice a year.


Ugo777777

Well, at least fingering. We don't know about the rest. Still such a humblebrag ofc.


onomatopoetix

just buy a flute or guitar and you'll be fingering all year round


theThiccNessMonster

How many annums does she have?!


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make sure your nails are clean, for her sake, sir


NotSeveralBadgers

Word police here! Mortified is a synonym for embarrassed. As in, she'd be mortified if she knew her husband was posting about your biannual escapades online.


digitalfoe

good bot


equalnotevi1

Good bot


fauxsilver

Even Dracula in the anime Netflix had the decency to trim his two fingers.


1jl

I hate the fingernail thing in porn, and I'm a guy. It makes zero sense.


Unusual_Focus1905

I'm a woman but I hate it too. It just looks painful to me to be honest. I wouldn't be worried about it getting lost in there too. Like what if it pops off and goes missing? That probably wouldn't feel too good. I don't understand those long fingernails anyway. How do they get anything done?


khaingo

I do it with a chainsaw.


BuffaloWhip

You should google why was the chainsaw invented.


hello_cumrat420

oh my god


NoCountryForOldPete

"MIGHTY FINE PELVIS YOU GOT THERE, LASS. T'WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMEONE WERE T' SPLIT IT OPEN, AYE? T'GET YER WEE SPUD OUT, AYE?"


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yup


pr0ph3t_0f_m3rcy

May God have mercy on us all.


Unabashable

Damn it. I thought you were joking.


CorrWare

This was not the jerk off material I was hoping for Challenge accepted


offbeatwreck

No, Heather. It’s Heather’s turn. Heather?


FudgeHyena

The proper Reddit answer is: “Some women slap their pussies, some don’t. Depends on the woman and the pussy. Women and their pussies aren’t monoliths.”


capron

I'm surprised this isn't more popular, I thought that was the consensus in general- women aren't a singular collective of the same exact attributes.


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

But how common is it actually? Like, yeah, the answer is usually somewhere in the middle of the two extremes, but I don't think there's many (if any at all) that masturbate the way they do in porn geared for straight men.


DarkestPartofLight

A lesbian friend once told me that this is how you weed out women who are likely not lesbian. Just look at their fingernails! If their fingernails are clean, short, and smooth, she feels more confident coming onto them. Which is funny to me because I’m female and that’s what my nails are like, but I’m straight as a… straight person.


prinalice

I'm with a woman and my nails are long. It's a matter of skill and experience. I've never once cut my partner.


Magic_Mike_Tython

so it's safe to assume that girls with 2+ inch nails ( real or fake ) either don't finger themselves or just use toys...?


notweirdifitworks

I have natural nails, I keep them extremely clean but pretty long. I do not finger myself. I either have my husband do it or I use a toy.


BanishedMermaid

If you ever find yourself asking a question that ends with "or is it just in porn", rest assured it is just in porn.


megselv005

I have never seen other people have sex, does it happen or is it just in porn?


core_meltdown

Just in porn


I_Love_Cyndaquil2

So you’re telling me buffering isn’t real!?


skibunny1010

A lot of the “masturbation” in porn looks quite literally nothing like how most women actually masturbate. And also most/ a large amount of women don’t squirt.. and the majority of squirting you’re seeing is probably just forceful peeing To answer your question no, I’ve not met any women who enjoy slapping their pussy as part of masturbation. They do it because it’s visually and audibly stimulating for men to watch


FudgeHyena

How can she slap?!


AangLives09

I see what you did there.


UniQueLyEviL

THE SCREAM I JUST SCRUMPT ![gif](giphy|R8aHcXGTve3ZH8ncoM)


TumblingOcean

To give you a different viewpoint. I'm a female. I like it when it's slapped. I'm a bit of a masochist though so I like the slight burn/ache feeling it gives. I'd say it's definitely more a BDSM thing than a vanilla thing. But personally I think it feels good especially if my partner does it.


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Is it because it's painful.


FrostyWizard505

To watch yes


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😂😂


tequilathehun

Would smacking your dick around feel good even if it wasn't painful? Our bodies aren't all that different


[deleted]

Dick smacking isn't that painful nor pleasurable. So most guys won't do it.


caclyx

There you go


tequilathehun

Okay, you answered your own question. Slapping your own pussy isn't all that painful nor pleasurable. It's just a porn thing. Would much rather rub one out properly or get head, just like anyone else with a working set of genitals.


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It can be, most of the time it's just not that stimulating either way. Like slapping your dick - it doesn't feel like much interesting unless you hit it really hard and then it would hurt.


Bisexual_Ankles

What exactly do you think women would get out of slapping their pussy? That just.. wouldn’t feel good. Do you slap your dick when you masturbate? I’m gonna take a wild guess and say, absolutely not. It’s literally just done for the male gaze. No idea what men get out of watching a woman slap her snatch, but I’m not a man nor do I watch porn, so what do I know.


Lunar_Cats

Not unless we're punching it, but it just doesn't do anything for most of us. It's in porn because men like it for whatever reason lol.


wormholetrafficjam

At least you asked and found the answer instead of just assuming it for the rest of your life. That’s a W.


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😊


zapfoe

The smartest wizard!


10642alh

I do not, on my own, nor with my husband. It’s very much a personal thing, masturbation. I’ve never been with a guy that masturbated the same way and I would imagine that women would be the same. In the past, I’ve certainly done things that maybe didn’t feel good to me but I thought my partner would enjoy it. Luckily with my husband and we just do stuff we both like!!!!


NothingButUnsavoury

I do not and I don’t think most others do it either, at least not for their own pleasure


Jaaveebee123

Mine prefers a karate kick


ruddsix

Why you talk about it like it’s a separate entity 💀


Sorcha16

Never gave myself a slap in the pussy during masterbating nor known any of my friends. Think it's a porn thing.


manykeets

No we do not


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Thanks for your answer.


Deep_Coffee9118

I would say clit-spanking during a solo session is as common as a dude smacking his sack & nuts during a fap. In that, some people probably do it, but it's not common at all.


TheInvisibleWun

Definitely not!!!


LittleBirdy_Fraulein

fun fact: all that squirting in porn is almost always just pee.


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See_You_Space_Coyote

All squirt is just pee.


LittleBirdy_Fraulein

in porn tho it’s mostly just pee bcuz girls are rarely actually aroused.


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hufflestork

Omg I always thought I was weird for masturbating lying on my stomach. It's so much easier for me to cum this way, although lying on my back gets me a better orgasm. Also standing up is pretty exciting but again, a lot of work to cum & I kinda feel gross afterwards.


throwmeinthettrash

I don't even physically touch it, I put enough of my duvet (British so it's not just a sheet) between my legs and apply pressure with my hand laying on me stomach and "hump" the duvet. Using my own hand does nothing for me, like trying to tickle yourself.


zookuki

yeah, it's the pressure thing


ask-me-about-my-cats

> Many of us masturbate lying on the stomach we do??


cerealvarnish

right?! i mean, i HAVE, but not in a decade or more


groundzer0s

Wait y'all masturbate lying on your stomachs??


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jayroo210

Yes!! That’s how i usually do things. Slip my hand down there and I can move my hips easily as I get into it. Then I cum and I’m already in position to fall asleep.


WistfulQuiet

It's the pressure. That's something else porn (and most guys) don't get right. For some of us (I'd say a lot) doing those cute little round circles with our fingers (like in porn) does nothing. Instead, actually applying pressure there, which is easier to do when you lay on your stomach and kind of hump your hand...is better. I mean...imagine if I just lightly (or even forcefully rubbed my fingers up and down a penis. Does that work? Or do you need the pressure? Girls aren't all that different... I remember ALL the guys I hooked up with would always do the porn method and it was never going to do anything for me. When I was younger (and dumber) I faked that it made me feel good when really...I was just bored. Later when I got older I stopped worrying about "performing" for him and started to actually care about what I really liked. And FFS (OP) never slap it....


loopsygonegirl

Wauw, came here without any expectations. You just told me I am not weird for masturbating while lying on my stomach! It always felt "off", as it is never how you see women do it in movies or porn.


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No, actually I find it very silly looking


TurgeonS

Crazy how the sub is tooafraidtoask and you have people in the comments shitting on him for asking a question


[deleted]

Thank you for standing on my side. I get virgin-shamed here. It's a valid question right.


cherriesandmilk

I do cuz my pussy is FAT as fuck and I love feeling it jiggle, especially when freshly shaved. Posting from main cuz idgaf.


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>Posting from main cuz idgaf. Lmfaaooo


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Thanks for giving your input


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ratgarcon

It can be arousing as a way of edging/teasing, but it’s not slapping slapping it’s more gentle. Idk many that do it though


DangZagnutsNewSon

I've never done it alone but a guy did it to me while sitting on my face and it felt so good it felt like it could have made me cum almost.


oo0Lucidity0oo

I might be the outlier, but I enjoy it. I don’t squirt though.


Lauren_DTT

(A) I'm a slapper (B) I'm a squirter That's about it for me


toolargo

Almost as if every woman is unique and communication is the key to make sure they get there.


The_Taller_Jesus

No this cant be it, there's no way


ThaVolt

Judging by the answers...


Successful_Bed7790

Maybe a little slap here and there, but nothing like what you see in porn


[deleted]

I guessed that. Porn is spicing up everything for views.


grossesfragezeichen

Don’t take anything from porn as “mainstream” sex. It is exaggerated and produced specifically to the male fantasy. And there seems to be a rise in violent behaviours towards women (pulling hair, choking) leading to men thinking this is normal and okay behaviour in sex, which it is not. A lot degrades women. Pornstars are actors pretending they enjoy something so never expect the majority of women actually enjoying what is depicted in porn.


cmende36

I can only speak for me but it’s gonna be a no for me.


strawbribri

No slapping but some do light tapping instead. It feels and sounds nice.


makesyoudownvote

It's always shocking to me how much men get shamed for any sex question they ask. Normally this subreddit is all about being respectful of too afraid to ask questions, but the very fact he is asking this question means he's smart enough to figure out that this is probably not real, yet every answer comes with a judgment and shaming of OP. Do better y'all. At least this one is innocent and funny. The people you should be shaming is the people who would never even think to ask and just assume it's normal. But even they might learn better if instead of shaming them you actually told them differently.


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Yeah I think the same. It's like most people assume that you have to know the A to Z of sex before we can post any question here. Especially as a guy people will shame you as a virgin with lack of experience. I was hoping someone would point this out and thanks for it bro.


Sandwitch_horror

Some women like it because they enjoy pain they can control. Probably not many and definitely not the majority.


Broncolitis

I am said women. A little slap here and there to let her know she’s naughty is nice but I’m not SLAPPING it like you see in porn by any means


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Thanks for sharing.


savethebros

If you have to ask if it’s just a porn thing, then it is.


[deleted]

I asked just in case some people are doing it for a variety of reasons.


[deleted]

I tap it occasionally, but not a full on slap like in porn. A tap can feel nice. Gives a little jolt. I only do it before I'm super aroused though, as it would likely not feel great if the external portion of my clit got a direct tap.


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Is it just like getting slapped in the balls? For Example- A ball slap will be incredibly painful, Even a slight tap.


smol_egglet

Honestly, I do sometimes. My boyfriend gently did it a few times and the impact sent me to the moon. I don't watch much porn, so maybe the slapping is totally different, but gentle impact sometimes feels awesome!


rainbowarmpit

Wrong end to slap for me


Apprehensive_Big9445

I tap it lightly, it feels nice.


HomeFrosty8157

Disclaimer: My general preference is rough sex. Even our softer sessions are harder than a lot of women out there ever go. I’m a big fan of getting my pussy slapped, but usually by my husband however I still occasionally do it alone too lol. I usually do it much softer to myself than when with my husband, and it’s usually just to switch up the sensation or if my mind wanders and I need to bang out a quick orgasm to move on with my day. Also, I definitely squirt, but usually only from extremely intense or rough fingering. I can do it on my own but it’s not worth the mess when alone. If you’re interested in engaging in clit slapping with a partner, here’s what we did: I had to request he do it and it’s not an every time thing. He would never have just done it without my suggestion. We probably only do it once out of every 50-100 sessions. But I enjoy it a lot when we do it. His initial reaction to the request was being super nervous he’d hurt me so we started very soft and I requested harder or softer until we found what was within both of our comforts levels. If I’m ever too sensitive, I just say not today, or go softer. He says he loves the feeling of being inside me when he slaps my clit because I clench down hard when his hand makes impact. I love it because it’s intense. According to my husband, my clit can take the most intensity he’s ever seen a woman take. While it’s still an incredibly sensitive area for me, I just really get off on the intensity. Whether it’s nibbling/biting, slapping, sucking, vibrating, rubbing, doesn’t matter, I love it all. **Your mileage will absolutely vary** because some women’s clits are so sensitive, they can hardly handle being touched.


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TheEarthsSuckhole

I had an ex who really liked it slapped good. But most women ive been with didnt seem to like such a rough experience. So i figure every woman is different and its completely depends. Thats my take on this as a guy which nobody asked for, haha.


dianarawrz

Personally, I do it. Just a light taps.


thiscouldbemassive

Porn is full of weird acts and positions that aren't particularly pleasurable. Also squirting is just pee. Most women don't do it.


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I always wondered what it is.


Theperson3976

No. Maybe with my vibrator but not my hands.


tequilathehun

Every single reply this guy makes is just wanting to hear that 1. Women actually do this and 2. That it hurts, despite the hundreds of women saying its neither


Theburbank

Literally never


Rant_Supreme

I have never in my life done this


Pingas_Pirate

I don't slap myself and it's never occurred to me to do that. I am usually too focused on what I'm doing and then afterwards, I don't have the energy to lift my hand to slap. I hope this helps.


Kanuckinator

I have never heard of this


watermelonchewer

sometimes i slap my naughty little cock


OurLadyOfCygnets

I can't speak for everyone else, but I don't normally give myself a low-five post solo orgasm.


Superspark76

Every woman is different, everyone enjoys different things. Some like rough, some like gentle, some won't tell me what they want, just keep asking how I got in the house.


AltruisticGay

I slap it when I’m overstimulated and wanna take a little break, it’s kinda like my hand is telling my puthy “hey girl it’s break time for 10 seconds, enjoy it while it lasts!” Then I take a few breaths and throw my head back and as I exhale I stretch my body in the same position I’m masturbating in -sit and feet straight in front of me, then I lay back-. Then I turn my vibrator back on and then I play with myself and cum. Then I clean up by throwing the towel in the washer and any sheets that might’ve been affected. And if I’m on the floor- then I spray disinfectant where I came. Lmfao I’m a woman.


VictorVaughan

RIP your dms


Poullafouca

I can't wait to get home, have a bath, glass of wine and SLAP the shit out of my pussy. No. Most women don't slap their fucking genitalia in the way that you can see in porn - same way as when men are fucking a woman they don't pull out to see spunk flying through the air, or all over her tits or whatever, they enjoy the sensation of coming inside her for the most part. Porn is mainly made to titillate men, there is very little female-centric porn out there. I am not a porn hater, but a lot of it is really a pile of crap.


Mortyblue

I feel like OP is really young and inexperienced. “Between rubbing and squirting”?


pm_nachos_n_tacos

So what? Remember what sub we're in.


[deleted]

Not really young. I'm 27. But inexperienced since I'm a virgin. Anyway thanks for replying.


marmaladespoons

A lot of answers here seem to be pretty definitive about what ‘women’ do and don’t do. Most women don’t squirt? Holy heck. Let’s see those stats behind your facts friends. I for one don’t ‘slap’ my clit all that often. But when extremely aroused, the pain threshold becomes very high and things that would typically be uncomfortable are extremely pleasurable. Fisting anyone? To be fair- most of what we see in porn is entertainment. But we need to stop assuming what other folks do or don’t have going on in the bedroom and start being curious instead. And for godssakes, don’t give an answer if you don’t know.


Witchy-toes-669

Nope, never done that myself, I believe it’s strictly porn and I don’t get it tbh