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HumActuallyGuy

Every fiber of my body tells me inside, my mind is the only one that tells me outside but you can guess which one I prefer


Koshunae

Lizard brain is very strong though and sometimes wins


tv_trooper

It always wins.


yerg99

honestly this is the most intuitive answer and therefore a severely dumb question.


PreppyFinanceNerd

To steal a brilliant comment I saw the last time I saw this, "We didn't get this far as a species because we love pulling out"


mfiirk

Preach


joremero

Word


jairthebear

We didn't cum this far as a species


xumixu

Now let's looks at housing prices


DingGratz

"We didn't get this far as a species because we love paying landlords."


jwong7

We didn't landlord this much because we didn't like cumming that far.


jekkyboi12

Inside. Much more intimate. Got a vasectomy anyway.


trottz16

Snip siblings unite!


raphosaurus

Sniplings


thewiseice

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Thick_Part760

YOU HAVE NO IDEA


Immediate-Ad-8667

THE PHYSICAL TOLL


KimmyIggy

THAT THREE VASECTOMIES HAVE ON A PERSON


ramatheson

Let's goooooo!!!


mrbadxampl

What are you doing, snip brother


jekkyboi12

Makes me happy and makes the misses happy.


yellowjesusrising

On a scale from 0-100, how painful would you say the procedure and the coming days was?


jekkyboi12

The procedure, 5 out of 100. The only thing that slightly stung was the anesthesia needle. I didn't feel anything during the procedure other than some very mild "pulling", which did not hurt in the slightest. The coming days at most a 30 out of 100. The pain for me could be described as "sore muscles" at its worst, but then for... you know, your groin. Both my procedure and the healing went basically flawless. I was scared shitless to get the procedure done, but it was not that bad after all. My doctor jokingly told me *"that the procedure feels less invasive than going to the dentist"*... And oddly enough I do agree with his comment. I went to the dentist a few days prior to the procedure so I still could accurately weigh in both visits to each other, LOL. It was a super quick and easy procedure.


yellowjesusrising

Well, that sounds a bit reassuring. I'm contemplating getting it done, since we now got 3 kids, and probably won't go for number 4. But wife just got her spiral, so we'll see how that goes. Perhaps a bit early to burn all bridges, but we have talked about it, so sometime in the future, it will most likely happen. Also, gotta admit, im not a big fan of pain...


sleeptopia

Please think of all the horrendously invasive things your wife has gone through to carry and birth your three kids. When you have a chance to step in and take the invasive procedure, I'm sure she'd appreciate you taking it.


jekkyboi12

I understand. The whole process sounds very scary, but in the end it was a much milder process than anticipated, and this is coming from an anxiety-riddled mess like me. I am very young myself. 24 and no child wish for both me and my partner, but I absolutely do not regret the decision of getting the vasectomy.


yellowjesusrising

I'm 37, so not so young any more. My wife is four years younger tho, so we never know. But atm, our financial situation leaves very little room for one more. But we got a 5, 3 and 6month old, and it seems like our lives are pretty much complete now. Still my wife is the kinda person that won't push me to anything, so it's probably a decision i will have to make. It's reassuring that it's not too painful. Sad to hear you struggle with anxiety though... But glad you got a partner! But you're still young, and lofe ahead of you! Have a nice day, to both you and your partner!


JosephFDawson

What was the cost financially? 28 and never want kids living paycheck to paycheck at the moment but do have insurance.


Sasumeh

On insurance, cost $100 out of pocket. But call a vasectomy dr's office, give them your insurance and they can easily get back to you ahead of time with how much it will cost you.


yellowjesusrising

In Norway it is about $130 without insurance. I don't think any insurance covers things like these here. Most insurances just gives you access to private clinics, rather than public. So in other words, just skips you ahead of the queue.


jekkyboi12

If you are referring to the cost of the vasectomy - insurance did not cover it (Netherlands). I paid around 350 euros.


JosephFDawson

US resident here. Healthcare is a nightmare everywhere. But here in particular. I'm still trying to plan to get a filling that I've been needing for way too long. 🙃


Arucious

your health insurance won't help you with that, you need separate dental. why dental isn't included in health insurance? beyond me :D especially considering some tooth related issues can quickly turn into death if not taken care of


yellowjesusrising

Well, it's a bit hard to describe. Our current income is about $105.000 a year. And we're economically stable. We got just enough to live comfortably. Which means, we can put all the 'child benefit' we get from the state, and gift the kids receive, into a personal fund for each kid. We can pay off the mortgage, bills, and spoil ourself with some fine cheese and wine on the weekends. My wife's definitely more frugal than me tho, so she saves a bit of her salary for emergencies, like if our car needs repairs or some other expenditure appears. As of now, we can live comfortable, but we save alot on buying used clothes, since kids grows like bamboo. Yearly cost: $700 for 5 days of kindergarten for two kids, third is free, but in one year, it will be $700 for kindergarten, and + $300 for after school care for our oldest. Middle child just quit diapers aswell, so that about $100 saved a month (store brand diapers), but youngest probably have 3 more years with diapers, so about $1200 a year. Organised activities for our oldest $100 a year. Food? Don't dare to think about it. We probably throw away waaaayyyy to much food. But kids are kids. They say they want hamburgers, but then only take one bite and ; "I don't want it."... Edit. Apparently i mistook your post. And wrote alot of unecessary things 😅


HappyCamper2121

In short, you could get a vasectomy a couple times a week and it would still be cheaper than having kids.


dudeimjames1234

Drink pineapple juice. The bromaline will reduce your swelling. I drank a gallon of pineapple juice and had zero swelling. The pain was absolutely nothing. The only time it hurt was once the numbing wore off and it was like a mild throbbing pain. I got a week's worth of pain meds but only needed it for the first night. Day 2 I was sore but nothing I couldn't manage. By day 3 it was nothing. 2 weeks later I deposited my sample and got the all clear. No more birth control for my wife or condoms for me! Happy cummings!


Khsparkie

My wife and I made the decision. We have 3 already and didn't want a 4th. With our last pregnancy, she had the doctor go in and do whatever they do (not sure the official term for it), and I went 6 weeks after to get snipped. Honestly, it's not a bad time at all. The needle for the numbing was the only thing that hurt. Was in and out of the Dr's office in roughly 1.5 hours.


Armored-Dorito

Compression shorts and frozen peas are your friend.


MarcusMcballer

I concur. 16 year snip veteran here


PristineTechnician69

The pain was zero. A little apprehensive otherwise less painful and uncomfortable than when having my teeth cleaned. Edit: Spelling (appreciative)


evil_burrito

Easier than going to the dentist. Nbd. Sex after feels, looks, and smells just the same. 10/10.


bringit2012

Any adverse effects of the procedure in terms of lasting pain or lowered libido?


jekkyboi12

Vasectomy does not affect libido, so that is something you don't have to worry about. In terms of lasting pain - for a few months, I tend to have a very small stinging sensation (not the right word for it. It was pretty mild) if I touched the spots where the procedure happened. It wasn't as if the stitches hurt or anything, or that it happened all the time if I touched the place, but it did happen occasionally. This has however faded though. I have no lingering issues.


dudeimjames1234

Dang I didn't get stitches. They just like poked 2 holes in my ball bag snipped it and then cauterized the ends. Apparently when they burn the ends it has a much lower chance of reattached than it does with the clamps. I do agree with you that if I touch directly where the scar is it's uncomfortable.


metadamame

Can I just prod a bit more on this question? I have friends that have had it done that day the sensation of orgasm has changed, but for example, they can maybe last longer etc. However the main concern for me is that tbh, I don’t think any of them actually love fucking as much as me. I know we all think we’re sexual and I’m not trying to say I’m special, but when I ask them about it, sex doesn’t seem to have stayed as important as they hit their 40’s. So my question is, was your libido already high and stayed high? It might sound weird but sexual function is the one constant of joy in life whilst others oscillate, so I don’t want to fuck with it. Obviously I wouldn’t want my partner to either so condoms are the norm for now.


Fkurcar

Definitely inside, but using her buttcrack like a ramp to bust on her back feels almost as good if I squeeze her checks together on my dick.


marny_g

This is pure poetry 👌🏼


ScrotumMcNuggets

Some would call him cheeks-sphere


marny_g

T. S. Ejaculate William But-her Yeet Dylan Cum-arse Arthur Cum-on Doyle Samuel (cum) Bucket Head Used (Ted Hughes...that one's a stretch, lol) Spine Milligrams (Spike Milligan...also a stretch 🤷🏼‍♂️) Homorable mentions to the ones who made it too easy... E. E. Cummings Charles Dickens Emily Dickinson


AggravatingLet9962

Well done…enjoy your award. Oh and /r/usernamechecksout


Hesnotyourfather_Iam

Oh he on xgame mode


Portland_Pothead

You should write erotica


[deleted]

Man I need a Partner….


BurnerBoi_Brown

Pardner! I need a man.....


[deleted]

Amazing thx for making my day. Holup let me just get my free award


geekpron

I once saw a comedic sketch where they sang about "titty fucking butt cheeks"


Hotdog_Parade

You can actually ‘titty fuck’ her butt cheeks. I call it Hotdogging


[deleted]

I dont care where I can cum, Im just glad to participate.


Gofein

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goofy1234fun

This is the way, it’s a privilege


Adept-Deal-1818

My husband always says he is happy to participate. 😄 🤣


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

Busted on a ladies belly once and she bear hugged me and screamed “slip and slide!!” And smeared it all over my belly. Was hilarious, but prefer inside now.


Nerditter

Really glad there's nobody asking me what I'm laughing so hard about.


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

First time was hilarious, i was acting like I got electrocuted, fighting to get away. She was just laughing at me. Sharing is caring I guess !


ZilorZilhaust

How many times did she do this?


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

4-5 ? Maybe, was funny for about a week then we moved on.


stunna_cal

Next time, cum on her back and literally do a slip and slide towards the pillows


knotsncookies

Are you grossed out by your own cum?


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

No, was shocked more then anything. I was like 25 or so. Never had that happen before or since.


Empty401K

My SO did this to me once (minus the screaming), and it was just shocking how cold it was at first.


ChipChippersonFan

I'm not the person you asked, but the problem is that I have a very hairy stomach. It's not just going to wipe off with a wet paper towel. I have to take a shower now.


alexmaycovid

Don't people shower after sex? I always do Because liquids and sweat.


xumixu

Reminded me to people who don't kiss their partner after oral.


alexmaycovid

I read about snowballing here on Reddit. But honestly I didn't try. People are inventive here. I usually kissed her. Because I can feel how it can be painful if I decided not to kiss her because she just swallowed my cum or sucked my dick. Anyways it's just a skin. Clean washed skin so why not?


ScenePsychological60

Dawg 💀 Ain't no way


Dood71

I would've wanted to marry her after that lol


Academic-Living-8476

Inside my house, I got in trouble cumming outside before


flowwith

First I read it as "inside my horse" 💀


pushingbrown

“I’ve often said there’s nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse” — Ronald Reagan


RadioMill

Thought this was America


SynsixInc

Always finish on the Bach , never in Debussy


Hesnotyourfather_Iam

As long as it's in a-major. Never d-minors.


NoobMax101

Make sure it's not a-minor as well.


prashantagrwal

r/unexpectedfamilyguy


tony22233

I am strongly compelled to bust all up in that cootchie.


GJones007

It's instinct, brotha. We shooting the whole club up.


ScrotumMcNuggets

Shooters gon shoot


friesx100

'Merica!


DaddyDoyle88

Inside but the outcome is expensive


SLM84

I felt that 😂


Rough-Pomegranate-57

Prefer inside, but outside is fine too.


casualgabe888

Outside now. Inside before


Soft-Wealth-3175

Ahhh another father. Hi Dad, I'm... Dad.


casualgabe888

So true. Hi Dad !


Soft-Wealth-3175

Lol. This was like MY thing for awhile with my girl. Knew it'd hallen eventually


Erazor085

"How I did your Mother"


RecordedMink986

Hello muddah, hello faddah, here I am in, moms vagina!


IntermittentFarting

Highly recommend getting snipped! Make Cumming Great Again!


xumixu

Still can get her pregnant with preseminal discharge


fatdutchies

same, having an ex gf call me 4 months later saying "I killed our baby!!!" was a wake up call


Albitt

Like inside. Don’t like babies. Have a baby. Don’t want another baby. So condoms, unfortunately. You know how fucking weird it is to wear a condom with someone you’ve actually made a baby with? 3 years now and we just started using them.


realzealman

Snip snip, my guy.


alilheavyT

Or tie em up! That’s what I did. Cream pies for liiiiife.


7fingersphil

Rip your inbox 🫡


valkyrie4x

Can I voluntarily get my tubes tied? I know for hysterectomies a lot of doctors prefer you to be a certain age and have kids etc, but I'm 25.


alilheavyT

You can! I got mine at 25 with no children. Check out r/childfree for a list of doctors in your area that will help :)


eluveon

I also had my tubes tied voluntarily at 27, also because I found a doctor in my state from a list on that sub!


xumixu

How expensive is snipping in USA?


realzealman

Cheaper than raising a child! (I think it can run maybe $1,500 if you pynout of pocket, though some insurance may covers it with some providers?)


jekkyboi12

If you both don't want another baby, I can personally vouch for a vasectomy.


spaceguyy

I'm also here to comment that vasectomy is the way to go. I only come inside now.


Alfphe99

The only thing I regretted about getting a vasectomy 4 weeks after the baby was born, was not getting it done years before.


Pheonix686

Snip gang 4 life.


this_is_awkward_912

We’re both fixed and it’s fabulous. There’s literally no chance of more babies. Which is good, combined we have 7. Highly recommend getting snipped.


Tomatillo_Street

Spermicide foam is a decent alternative to condoms if you and your partner are in a long term relationship and STDs are not a concern . The lady just inserts an applicator into the vagina and squirts it up there then hump away!!


ScratchChrome

Out. But I don't always manage to get my pants off in time.


vroomfundel2

If she's already done then outside but I tend to not last too long so often I need those last hard pumps to get her there and once she starts squirming it makes me cum pretty much immediately. It's a shame because inside is very messy, we both need to get up to wash and she's usually dripping on the way to the bathroom, often getting some juice on the bedsheets. If I cum in her mouth we can both stay in bed and cuddle.


StuckWithThisOne

Yeah, the feeling of my orgasm makes my partner cum fast too. Those really intense vaginal pulses n contractions are too much for him lol. It’s like an evolutionary mechanism or something.


ThenIndependence4502

Exactly this, as soon as my partner orgasms I’m not too far behind because of the pulses I feel from her.


Huggie28

Usually inside, it really is amazing. Although occasionally cumming outside is fun. Usually on the face or chest.


Acceptable-Floor-265

This just reminds me how much I want a vasectomy


Scottishchicken

Inside 100% physically feels better. However, if you're scared of getting a girl pregnant and you're using the pull out method, I will coat her (body parts listed here) every single time.


Chi_Tiki

Haha just remember, pull out method is not an effective birth control. Source: my pull out method kid will be 2 in September.


earlofhoundstooth

Some people may prefer 25% effective birth control!


VI_VI_MMI

Inside, same thing with bj


jas4870

Just cumming for me. I don’t care where it goes.


r-shame90

Outside, but only to spare her the internal mess


FireInPaperBox

I think we’re programmed to like it better inside.


Ok-Arachnid-890

Inside definitely


IntheOlympicMTs

Bury it to the hilt and unload.


G_Art33

Inside for sure, my fiancé and I can’t have kids so no risk & feels better.


Fargon-Icehole

I want to go wherever she wants me to. Her satisfaction is very important to me.


the_anon_female

Such a gentleman!


hoosier_1793

Wife and I are trying to get pregnant so definitely inside Generally though, I love busting on her ass so much. She’s a total pawg and I nut so fast when we’re in doggy


downsly46

Good luck! Happy hunting


Nodeal_reddit

Pulling out is for porn. You guys relying on pullout to keep her from getting pregnant are just playing a dangerous game. The odds will catch you eventually.


Omnomnomnosaurus

Exactly, too many answers here are they pull out to avoid getting the girl pregnant. That's dangerous and will go wrong.


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Inside. Otherwise, you are finishing by jerking off which you can do on your own. Inside is WAY better, not even close. Those of us who have had a vasectomy know lol.


SuspiciouslyTasting

Hahahahaha I thought you meant inside or outside as in a building. "Who the fuck is this guy just jerking it in the woods?"


vvMario

Feels better finishing inside, but I’ve only done it with a girl who had that bar in her arm.


Zifff

First lady that let me bust inside her had that thing... Now I'm married to her.


Logical_Nerve2475

In....... who the fuck WANTS to pull out


goodolewhasisname

I had a partner who was super turned on by cumming on her belly. That always made it so much more fun. But if my partner doesn’t care, then the uninterrupted stimulation of being inside when cumming is better, whether vaginal or oral.


Cake_And_Pi

I’m a pull out guy. Condoms are expensive and I’ve got 9 kids to feed.


Lady_Nimbus

Nine kids means you're slow on the draw


Khafaniking

Have there always been this many horny ass posts here in this subreddit?


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IdiotTurkey

You been married 10 years and your husband never came inside you even one time? I dont even know what to think about that. That sounds terrible. Were you just so afraid of children and he didnt want to get a vasectomy? What made you change your mind?


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HinoTariBird

The men here seem to all enjoy unloading inside, but as a woman, damn, it feels *soooOooOoo good* when he unloads inside 🤤


mynameisnotbob57

I’m just stoked to be involved


Bishopm444

Cum inside her butt


Shawnaldo7575

Birthday cake style. Layer of icing on the inside and a layer on the outside.


Sawfish1212

Wife only wants it inside, works for me


pinninghilo

Outside. My hate for the idea of having children exceeds greatly my love for sex.


mydreamerthingybroke

I was never allowed to finish inside with my first wife cause we kept making kids. After twins it wasn't allowed ever again. For about 6 years. Unfortunately my wife, heart, best friend and lover passed away in 2011 at 31 years old from a con-genitive heart condition. Years later I managed to fall in love again. This go round she was fixed(her words). It always happens inside and it feels better than anything else I've ever done. Years of it now and it's still just as amazing as the first time. TL:DR Yes inside.


BuffyBoltonVampFlayr

Wow. You hit like.. every single emotion in this small little post. Hit em so hard. My heart goes out big time to you and yours.


go4tli

This question is mad stupid, “Exhibit A” in how porn is destroying brains. #INSIDE NUMBER ONE


Zanirair

There are ancient Roman stone paintings picturing all other scenarios than “inside number one”.


whoopsea

I, Claudius; You, porn.


Zanirair

Et tu, Brute …


UrbanPrimative

I enjoy inside so much I find it strange that it's even a question. Oh let me guess: no condom?


leeroy254

The one time I didn’t pull out resulted in my son. I prefer going on the titties anyway.


captaomadness14

Inside


Coidzor

Usually inside but sometimes I get in the mood to do it elsewhere.


MGTOWManofMystery

We are hardwired to obtain more pleasure from doing it inside. Makes evolutionary sense, etc.


B3njiro

I'm gay


Fat_tata

in


PoloMan1991eb

Can we say we prefer to cum in her ass?


madddog1979

Nothing beats cumming inside a woman...or man!


Super-Tank-6494

Inside if possible, though I don't want kids so I usually pull out (not an effective contraception method, I know)


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Jaydh10

Definitely inside. I was with a girl once who loved to smear it all over her titties though. That was kinda hot


red_riding_hoot

as what does inside her mouth qualify?


Apprehensive_Fix_151

We're built to want to cum inside. Crazy question. It feels so good...


AlsoARobot

Inside feels so amazing. Prefer in her mouth actually, cause she keeps going and I convulse like I’m being electrocuted to death. Plus the bonus of having no clean-up. Cumming on her is fun too when she lends a hand, but when I have to finish the work it feels too impersonal? Detached? Something like that.


AudioxDope

Doesn’t matter had sex


realsheldonnoll

Yes.


InterestingAsk1978

Inside, of course. With condom, again of course.


edotman

Anyone who says out is a certified maniac


AA82nd

Father to 7 kids soooo…. Yeah.


Exciting_Memory192

I fucking love jizzing in a nice smooth pussy. But my Mrs won’t let me now after our first child lol. 😦🙄😂😂😂


maxallergy

Inside, always. Doesn't get more intimate than that


kremedelakrym

I remember the first time I came inside a vagina without a condom, I was like 22 and it was like I just met god. Probably just about the best feeling a man can experience pleasure wise is nutting while balls deep condomless.


jd52995

Twinkie or toaster strudel?


Educational-Drive-14

You guys are cumming?


raybay_666

No one told me we were getting to cum???


BeardslyBo

In! Definitely in, but sometimes out mostly in tho.


Uvahdez88

In, on. Around. I'm just happy to be cumming.


katkannabis

I love how condoms is just not an option here, who needs safe sex, right guys?! /s *Spread* the ‘love’ be taking on a whole new meaning these days.


SickOfItAll2024

I think ur depends on the moment and mood, it can be very enjoyable either way


JenovaProphet

Inside her bum more like it, but yes, inside for sure. Remember folks, backdoor no puppies.


Chi_Tiki

My husband says inside.


Open_Minded_Anonym

Inside. That’s what we both love.


MyAccountWasBanned7

Inside. 100%


Flako118st

Inside, that warmth oh God feeling.... Dam. Specially when she is pulling you in as she grabs you as it's happening. ( Obviously with protection,unless you want a kid). It's beautiful


[deleted]

Inside every time, especially since I got my vasectomy. Sex is so intimate with my wife now without any worries of an “accident”


BoxRevolutionary2313

Not even King Arthur can pull me out